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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on July 30, 2008, 12:13:41 AM

Title: You know who's hot?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 30, 2008, 12:13:41 AM: (http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/8217/300pxzooeydeschanel1gb6.jpg)

Zooey Deschael omg
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Post by: Costanza on July 30, 2008, 12:16:22 AM: fuck yes
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Post by: Flannel Boy on July 30, 2008, 12:19:38 AM: Did you know that she sings too.

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she will be singing on Jenny Lewis' new album, Acid Tongue. Reserve your copy today!
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Title: Re: You know who's hot?
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on July 30, 2008, 12:20:35 AM: I strongly agree. I've had a thing for her since The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy. She also serves as another reason for why The Happening fucking ruled.
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Post by: Sysgen on July 30, 2008, 12:24:37 AM: No way, at least not my type. If I saw her in the street I would be more interested in the hot dog cart.
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 30, 2008, 12:29:21 AM: :bow white girls
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Post by: Flannel Boy on July 30, 2008, 12:30:32 AM: Quote from: ParticleReality on July 30, 2008, 12:25:21 AM
Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on July 30, 2008, 12:19:38 AM
Did you know that she sings too.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
she will be singing on Jenny Lewis' new album, Acid Tongue. Reserve your copy today!
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Acid Tongue eh? Is is a tongue made of acid, or a tongue that shoots acid?

Quote
I went to a cobbler
To fix a hole in my shoe
He took one look at my face
And said, "I can fix that hole in you"

I beg your pardon
I'm not looking for a cure
Seen enough of my friends
In the depths of the godsick blues

You know I am a liar
You know I am a liar
Nobody helps a liar

Because I've been down to Dixie
And dropped acid on my tongue
Tripped upon the land
Until enough was enough

I was a little bit lighter
And adventure on my sleeve
I was a little drunk
And looking for company
Title: Re: You know who's hot?
Post by: BobbyRobby on July 30, 2008, 12:32:40 AM: she's totally gorgeous
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Post by: CajoleJuice on July 30, 2008, 12:45:25 AM: (http://www.zooeydeschanel.us/gallery/zooey-deschanel-0g.jpg)
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Post by: Ganhyun on July 30, 2008, 12:46:38 AM: Yes, totally gorgeous.
Title: Re: You know who's hot?
Post by: Tristam on July 30, 2008, 12:47:32 AM: I'm not seeing it.

But then, I *did* see The Happening, and her performance was one of the many reasons it sucked.
Title: Re: You know who's hot?
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on July 30, 2008, 12:47:42 AM: The only reason to watch Elf.
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Post by: Ganhyun on July 30, 2008, 12:49:00 AM: wasnt she the teacher in Bridge to Terabithia?
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Post by: Tucah on July 30, 2008, 12:50:04 AM: Yes, she is. Topic needs more pictures too.
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on July 30, 2008, 12:50:32 AM: Quote from: Tristam on July 30, 2008, 12:47:32 AM
I'm not seeing it.

But then, I *did* see The Happening, and her performance was one of the many reasons it sucked.
The Happening ruled. I don't know what you're talking about.
Title: Re: You know who's hot?
Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 30, 2008, 12:51:45 AM: (http://i38.tinypic.com/r29t1w.jpg)

but then again, Natalie is far superior
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(http://i36.tinypic.com/2nas6kw.jpg)
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Title: Re: You know who's hot?
Post by: Tristam on July 30, 2008, 12:52:17 AM: Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on July 30, 2008, 12:50:32 AM
Quote from: Tristam on July 30, 2008, 12:47:32 AM
I'm not seeing it.

But then, I *did* see The Happening, and her performance was one of the many reasons it sucked.
The Happening ruled. I don't know what you're talking about.

So you thought it was awesomely bad (because it's inconceivable that anyone would think it legitimately good). I thought it fucking sucked.
Title: Re: You know who's hot?
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on July 30, 2008, 12:53:18 AM: Quote from: Tristam on July 30, 2008, 12:52:17 AM
Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on July 30, 2008, 12:50:32 AM
Quote from: Tristam on July 30, 2008, 12:47:32 AM
I'm not seeing it.

But then, I *did* see The Happening, and her performance was one of the many reasons it sucked.
The Happening ruled. I don't know what you're talking about.

So you thought it was awesomely bad (because it's inconceivable that anyone would think it legitimately good). I thought it fucking sucked.

Come on. You didn't laugh at all? I'm almost convinced it was intentional.
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Post by: Tristam on July 30, 2008, 12:54:45 AM: Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on July 30, 2008, 12:53:18 AM
Quote from: Tristam on July 30, 2008, 12:52:17 AM
Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on July 30, 2008, 12:50:32 AM
Quote from: Tristam on July 30, 2008, 12:47:32 AM
I'm not seeing it.

But then, I *did* see The Happening, and her performance was one of the many reasons it sucked.
The Happening ruled. I don't know what you're talking about.

So you thought it was awesomely bad (because it's inconceivable that anyone would think it legitimately good). I thought it fucking sucked.

Come on. You didn't laugh at all? I'm almost convinced it was intentional.

I did laugh a lot, but that made me feel like *that guy* at the theater who laughs at onscreen deaths. But the lion cage had me fucking rolling. :rofl

EDIT: On the other hand, EVERYTHING that was apparently comic relief (like the couple's spat in which Wahlberg confessed his needless purchase of cough syrup) was awful.
Title: Re: You know who's hot?
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on July 30, 2008, 12:58:22 AM: Quote from: Tristam on July 30, 2008, 12:54:45 AM
Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on July 30, 2008, 12:53:18 AM
Quote from: Tristam on July 30, 2008, 12:52:17 AM
Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on July 30, 2008, 12:50:32 AM
Quote from: Tristam on July 30, 2008, 12:47:32 AM
I'm not seeing it.

But then, I *did* see The Happening, and her performance was one of the many reasons it sucked.
The Happening ruled. I don't know what you're talking about.

So you thought it was awesomely bad (because it's inconceivable that anyone would think it legitimately good). I thought it fucking sucked.

Come on. You didn't laugh at all? I'm almost convinced it was intentional.

I did laugh a lot, but that made me feel like *that guy* at the theater who laughs at onscreen deaths. But the lion cage had me fucking rolling. :rofl

My whole theater was erupting with laughter so I didn't really have to worry about that. Everyone seemed to have given up on the movie and just accepted the fact that it's hilarious.
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Post by: Positive Touch on July 30, 2008, 01:01:30 AM: Quote from: fistfulofmetal on July 30, 2008, 12:51:45 AM
but then again, Natalie is far superior
(http://i36.tinypic.com/2nas6kw.jpg)[/spoiler]

dammit ffm, because of you i'm starting to get a crush on portman :punch

:heart
Title: Re: You know who's hot?
Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 30, 2008, 01:11:06 AM: Quote from: Positive Touch on July 30, 2008, 01:01:30 AM

dammit ffm, because of you i'm starting to get a crush on portman :punch

:heart

(http://i34.tinypic.com/jahzqb.jpg)

She is a perfect angel.
Title: Re: You know who's hot?
Post by: etiolate on July 30, 2008, 01:18:49 AM: hands off mah woman

(http://gordonandthewhale.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/up-zooey_lrg.jpg)
(http://scrink.com/blog/music/uploaded_images/Zooey_Deschanel_023-765601.jpg)
(http://blogs.sfweekly.com/shookdown/zooey-deschanel.jpg)
Title: Re: You know who's hot?
Post by: trippingmartian on July 30, 2008, 01:34:18 AM: She seems rather plain.
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I'd still hit it
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 30, 2008, 12:06:16 PM: I came to this conclusion after watching 30min of The Happening on joox; the quality sucked (as did the movie) so I stopped, but I couldn't help but think "holy fuck i want to take her on a picnic"

I'm serious. She seems like the type of girl you can hang out with and ride a ferris wheel or eat some watermelon in the park
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Post by: Mupepe on July 30, 2008, 12:08:23 PM: (http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g205/SexiiDork/Camilla%20Belle/Camilla_Belle_5b.jpg)
Much better.
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Post by: bud on July 30, 2008, 12:09:19 PM: you don't eat some watermelon with a hot chick, wtf, you do that with cute chicks. which she is.
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Post by: abrader on July 30, 2008, 12:20:33 PM: nah - I dont really like....
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Post by: Kestastrophe on July 30, 2008, 12:20:42 PM: Quote from: Amber Lambchops on July 30, 2008, 12:06:16 PM
I'm serious. She seems like the type of girl you can hang out with and ride a ferris wheel or eat some watermelon in the park

Did it have to be watermelon? Why couldn't you just say sammiches in the park? It had to be watermelon.
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Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on July 30, 2008, 12:22:06 PM: I don't know if any of you fegs watch Project Runway....I do....but Portman was on it last week and the girl looked positively manish. I've never seen her look that bad.
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Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on July 30, 2008, 12:22:57 PM: What a sweet word filter we've got! EB :rock
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 30, 2008, 12:26:12 PM: Portman fell off awhile ago. She hasn't looked the same since V for Vendetta

zooey is the new hotness. and i must look like a hypocrite considering she DOES look rather plain, but her eyes omg they stare through my bones
Title: Re: You know who's hot?
Post by: duckman2000 on July 30, 2008, 12:32:00 PM: (http://scrink.com/blog/music/uploaded_images/Zooey_Deschanel_023-765601.jpg)

She has her moment, but anyone who thinks she looks good here really has the wrong taste.
Title: Re: You know who's hot?
Post by: Mupepe on July 30, 2008, 12:44:08 PM: i think she looks gorgeous there.

and Portman is very meh
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 30, 2008, 12:54:25 PM: Nope you guys are wrong.
Natalie is godly.
Title: Re: You know who's hot?
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on July 30, 2008, 01:00:13 PM: Go watch last weeks episode of Project Runway and take a look at Portman.

If you dare.
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 30, 2008, 01:04:20 PM: I've already seen the pictures. I think most girls look weird when they're all 'dolled' up like that. She's still gorgeous.
Title: Re: You know who's hot?
Post by: siamesedreamer on July 30, 2008, 01:07:13 PM: decent
Title: Re: You know who's hot?
Post by: Bacon on July 30, 2008, 01:13:15 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on July 30, 2008, 12:08:23 PM
(http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g205/SexiiDork/Camilla%20Belle/Camilla_Belle_5b.jpg)
Much better.

Yup.
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Post by: cool breeze on July 30, 2008, 01:25:45 PM: Quote from: fistfulofmetal on July 30, 2008, 01:11:06 AM
http://i34.tinypic.com/jahzqb.jpg

She is a perfect angel.

That picture is really good, but a lot of the other ones aren't. If she could look that way 99% of the time, then there would be something to talk about.
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Post by: Mupepe on July 30, 2008, 01:28:25 PM: Quote from: Tristam on July 30, 2008, 12:54:45 AM

I did laugh a lot, but that made me feel like *that guy* at the theater who laughs at onscreen deaths. But the lion cage had me fucking rolling. :rofl

EDIT: On the other hand, EVERYTHING that was apparently comic relief (like the couple's spat in which Wahlberg confessed his needless purchase of cough syrup) was awful.
What the tizzy?

the cough syrup line was fucking great dude.
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Post by: jiji on July 30, 2008, 01:30:48 PM: Quote from: fistfulofmetal on July 30, 2008, 12:51:45 AM
(http://i38.tinypic.com/r29t1w.jpg)

oh goodness yes :hump :hump :hump
Title: Re: You know who's hot?
Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 30, 2008, 01:36:16 PM: Quote from: swaggaz on July 30, 2008, 01:25:45 PM
Quote from: fistfulofmetal on July 30, 2008, 01:11:06 AM
http://i34.tinypic.com/jahzqb.jpg

She is a perfect angel.

That picture is really good, but a lot of the other ones aren't. If she could look that way 99% of the time, then there would be something to talk about.

I will concede that she's not the kind of girl that needs to slap on pounds of makeup and that I prefer the private candids and nature photoshoots. But I don't care. She's always gonna be perfect to me.
Title: Re: You know who's hot?
Post by: Tristam on July 30, 2008, 01:48:58 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on July 30, 2008, 12:08:23 PM
(http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g205/SexiiDork/Camilla%20Belle/Camilla_Belle_5b.jpg)
Much better.

Camilla Belle is fucking GORGEOUS but some gaffot said she looked like Tom Cruise in a drag, which totally ruined her for me.
Title: Re: You know who's hot?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 30, 2008, 01:52:54 PM: Quote from: Tristam on July 30, 2008, 01:48:58 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on July 30, 2008, 12:08:23 PM
(http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g205/SexiiDork/Camilla%20Belle/Camilla_Belle_5b.jpg)
Much better.

Camilla Belle is fucking GORGEOUS but some distinguished effete fellow said she looked like Tom Cruise in a drag, which totally ruined her for me.

why? she's beautiful and if she was a man she'd still be beautiful
Title: Re: You know who's hot?
Post by: Mupepe on July 30, 2008, 01:54:00 PM: i don't see the tom cruise in drag. but to be honest, i was scared of looking at her picture with that comment in my mind. i don't see it though.
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Post by: Tristam on July 30, 2008, 02:12:45 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on July 30, 2008, 01:54:00 PM
i don't see the tom cruise in drag. but to be honest, i was scared of looking at her picture with that comment in my mind. i don't see it though.

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb244/Tristam222/camilla-belle-teen-vogue-young-holl.jpg)

Watch Cruise grin in a A Few Good Men. Spittin' image.

PD is right though. Shouldn't matter if she resembles him.
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Post by: Mupepe on July 30, 2008, 02:15:21 PM: I still don't see it. Thank god for that. Tom Cruise is pretty good looking anyways
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Post by: Bacon on July 30, 2008, 02:25:08 PM: Bunch of queers up in here.
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Post by: cool breeze on July 30, 2008, 02:27:23 PM: I can kind of see the resemblance, but it would be a very young Tom Cruise, and still very little.
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Post by: Mupepe on July 30, 2008, 02:27:28 PM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on July 30, 2008, 02:17:49 PM
holy shit that is tom cruise in a wig :lol
you're sick
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Post by: Powerslave on July 30, 2008, 02:28:14 PM: guys are hot
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Post by: Flannel Boy on July 30, 2008, 02:29:11 PM: I never understood the Portman love.

By the way, I never knew that Tom Cruise had a famous sister.
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 30, 2008, 02:33:31 PM: Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on July 30, 2008, 02:29:11 PM
I never understood the Portman love.

because she's perfect :heartbeat
Title: Re: You know who's hot?
Post by: Tristam on July 30, 2008, 02:37:41 PM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on July 30, 2008, 02:28:46 PM
Quote from: Bacon on July 30, 2008, 02:25:08 PM
Bunch of queers up in here.
Because we'd rather not fuck a chick who looks like a famous guy? Sounds awful freudian if you ask me.

It would be different if he wasn't a fucking lunatic. I mean, he was a really good-looking guy and all that. Not quite as much anymore.
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Post by: Bacon on July 30, 2008, 02:38:38 PM: All I can think about is sticking my little dick in her.

Go look at some more Tom Cruise pictures faggurts.
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Post by: Mupepe on July 30, 2008, 02:41:44 PM: you guys only see tom cruise because you want to. homooooooooooooooooooooooooooooos
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 30, 2008, 02:42:55 PM: I kind of see Cruise.

But I would fuck Tom Cruise, so it's all good in the hood.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on July 30, 2008, 02:49:04 PM: Quote from: mojovonio on July 30, 2008, 02:43:57 PM
(http://www.buddytv.com/articles/hustle/images/jamie-murray.jpg)

Michael Jackson?
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Post by: Tristam on July 30, 2008, 02:56:25 PM: btw Malek who is that girl in your avatar? I'm fascinated by that animated gif.
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Post by: duckman2000 on July 30, 2008, 03:00:06 PM: Oh look, I'm in a drug conversation with Amir0x. Good grief.

Oh wait, is that the thread where Amir0x advised some sod against having sex on E? :lol
Title: Re: You know who's hot?
Post by: Powerslave on July 30, 2008, 03:00:51 PM: amirox looks liek a dude escaped from the 70's
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Post by: Flannel Boy on July 30, 2008, 03:13:17 PM: Quote from: Tristam on July 30, 2008, 02:56:25 PM
btw Malek who is that girl in your avatar? I'm fascinated by that animated gif.

Hey another excuse to spam Jenny Lewis photos.

(http://www.rilokiley.net/gallery/albums/magazines/october2005_flaunt/normal_flaunt0.jpg)

(http://www.rilokiley.net/gallery/albums/shows/2005/0705/normal_070505_10.jpg)
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Post by: Powerslave on July 30, 2008, 03:14:52 PM: is that the child that got hot
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Post by: Reb on July 30, 2008, 03:17:03 PM: lewisboobs.jpg
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Post by: Flannel Boy on July 30, 2008, 03:27:08 PM: Quote from: mojovonio on July 30, 2008, 03:15:01 PM
I don't get her tits though.

Does she stuff her bra?

(http://www.rilokiley.net/gallery/albums/magazines/october2005_flaunt/normal_flaunt1.jpg)

They seem real enough
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Post by: Reb on July 30, 2008, 03:41:00 PM: Stupid sexy boobs.
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Post by: Powerslave on July 30, 2008, 03:41:51 PM: women are just guys without a penis
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 30, 2008, 03:42:49 PM: Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on July 30, 2008, 03:27:08 PM
Quote from: mojovonio on July 30, 2008, 03:15:01 PM
I don't get her tits though.

Does she stuff her bra?

(http://www.rilokiley.net/gallery/albums/magazines/october2005_flaunt/normal_flaunt1.jpg)

They seem real enough

wtf is this

reminds me of those pics of the ape-thing pouring milk on a chick
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Post by: Reb on July 30, 2008, 03:43:21 PM: ITS ART PD.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 30, 2008, 03:47:41 PM: Quote from: Rebiak on July 30, 2008, 03:43:21 PM
ITS ART PD.

All I see is ghetto gaggers without the...nevermind
Title: Re: You know who's hot?
Post by: Brehvolution on July 30, 2008, 03:55:13 PM: She was in a couple of Weeds episodes too. Didn't she kind of kidnap Shane for a little?
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on July 30, 2008, 04:20:42 PM: Rape is art?
Title: Re: You know who's hot?
Post by: Reb on July 30, 2008, 05:05:00 PM: Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on July 30, 2008, 04:20:42 PM
Rape is art?
Yes.
Title: Re: You know who's hot?
Post by: Brehvolution on July 30, 2008, 06:24:48 PM: (http://cdn.maximonline.com/girls/elisha_cuthbert/elisha-cuthbert-gm_l1.jpg)
Title: Re: You know who's hot?
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 30, 2008, 06:28:45 PM: Quote from: Amber Lambchops on July 30, 2008, 03:42:49 PM
Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on July 30, 2008, 03:27:08 PM
Quote from: mojovonio on July 30, 2008, 03:15:01 PM
I don't get her tits though.

Does she stuff her bra?

(http://www.rilokiley.net/gallery/albums/magazines/october2005_flaunt/normal_flaunt1.jpg)

They seem real enough

wtf is this

reminds me of those pics of the ape-thing pouring milk on a chick

hahaha that's what I was gonna say
Title: Re: You know who's hot?
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on July 30, 2008, 06:29:08 PM: Isn't that the chick from Happy Maddison or whatever the hell that Adam Sandler movie's called?
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on July 30, 2008, 07:45:02 PM: Jenny Lewis got breast implants

And how dare you mess up the name of the greatest comedy from the 90's, Happy Gilmore
Title: Re: You know who's hot?
Post by: The Sceneman on July 30, 2008, 07:55:38 PM: Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on July 30, 2008, 12:53:18 AM
Quote from: Tristam on July 30, 2008, 12:52:17 AM
Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on July 30, 2008, 12:50:32 AM
Quote from: Tristam on July 30, 2008, 12:47:32 AM
I'm not seeing it.

But then, I *did* see The Happening, and her performance was one of the many reasons it sucked.
The Happening ruled. I don't know what you're talking about.

So you thought it was awesomely bad (because it's inconceivable that anyone would think it legitimately good). I thought it fucking sucked.

Come on. You didn't laugh at all? I'm almost convinced it was intentional.

*high fives bob* The movie was fucking fantastic, and yes the film was intentionally tongue in cheek and hilarious. I cant remember the last time I had such a good time at the movies. And that Zooey chick is so fucking bangable