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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: MrAngryFace on July 30, 2008, 04:50:55 PM

Title: Watch Judge Judy run from the earthquake.
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 30, 2008, 04:50:55 PM
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I like how they made it look like she was abandoning her children.
Title: Re: Watch Judge Judy run from the earthquake.
Post by: cool breeze on July 30, 2008, 04:54:14 PM
Now we know her weakness.
Title: Re: Watch Judge Judy run from the earthquake.
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 30, 2008, 04:55:32 PM
Acts of God are kinda hard to just call forth tho.
Title: Re: Watch Judge Judy run from the earthquake.
Post by: demi on July 30, 2008, 04:59:33 PM
She doesnt really run, she ducks under her desk
Title: Re: Watch Judge Judy run from the earthquake.
Post by: Himu on July 30, 2008, 05:00:20 PM
she just ducked under her desk

judge judy is scared of nothing
Title: Re: Watch Judge Judy run from the earthquake.
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 30, 2008, 05:06:15 PM
Any action in fear of the quake is running. She shoulda just stood there with the two stupid people.
Title: Re: Watch Judge Judy run from the earthquake.
Post by: cool breeze on July 30, 2008, 05:14:24 PM
Exactly.  She is supposed to represent Justice.  Justice quivers at Earthquakes? what a wuss.

Title: Re: Watch Judge Judy run from the earthquake.
Post by: Reb on July 30, 2008, 05:19:21 PM
She has vacations with Oprah, true story.
Title: Re: Watch Judge Judy run from the earthquake.
Post by: demi on July 30, 2008, 05:23:02 PM
Exactly.  She is supposed to represent Justice.  Justice quivers at Earthquakes? what a wuss.



Justice isnt stupid either, nicca

Thats why those distinguished mentally-challenged fellows on stand were gonna get squished
Title: Re: Watch Judge Judy run from the earthquake.
Post by: cool breeze on July 30, 2008, 05:31:14 PM
They would have been squished as dastardly villains, but at least they wouldn't be squished as couple of cowards.

Title: Re: Watch Judge Judy run from the earthquake.
Post by: muckhole on July 30, 2008, 06:08:12 PM
uhhh, isn't the first rule of earthquake survival to not hide under something?

She's old enough to have the Cold War "Duck and Cover" maneuver down pat, so I'd guess instinct put her under that desk.
Title: Re: Watch Judge Judy run from the earthquake.
Post by: Reb on July 30, 2008, 06:11:40 PM
Or she's used to sucking dick.
Title: Re: Watch Judge Judy run from the earthquake.
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on July 30, 2008, 06:14:02 PM
Fuck the plantiff and defendant.  Let them fend off the stage lights by themselves.  That ruling is final.
Title: Re: Watch Judge Judy run from the earthquake.
Post by: Brehvolution on July 30, 2008, 06:18:34 PM
How does one run from an earthquake?
Title: Re: Watch Judge Judy run from the earthquake.
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on July 30, 2008, 06:24:43 PM
Run upwards.
Title: Re: Watch Judge Judy run from the earthquake.
Post by: Eel O'Brian on July 30, 2008, 06:56:36 PM
i bet she blamed it on the dude and double-fined him
Title: Re: Watch Judge Judy run from the earthquake.
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on July 30, 2008, 07:12:41 PM
Run upwards.
earth attacks don't hit while you're floating

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With as much FFIV I've played in the past week, I can't believe I didn't think about that.
Title: Re: Watch Judge Judy run from the earthquake.
Post by: xnikki118x on July 31, 2008, 02:50:51 AM
I like how the plaintiff and defendant just stand there. To be fair, I'd probably do the same thing, thinking it's like against the law to run out of a courtroom or something lol.
Title: Re: Watch Judge Judy run from the earthquake.
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on July 31, 2008, 02:55:46 AM
The guy's face is hilarious during the quake.

(http://i33.tinypic.com/23r0oll.jpg)
Title: Re: Watch Judge Judy run from the earthquake.
Post by: bagofeyes on July 31, 2008, 03:04:53 AM
An earthquake here the other week woke me up in the middle of the night, and in my half-awake state my plan was to jump out of the window (6th floor) if the building started falling down.