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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on November 17, 2006, 06:29:47 PM

Title: The Evilbore Memorial Pube Bank needs your donations.
Post by: TVC15 on November 17, 2006, 06:29:47 PM: To keep in line with Article Zeta Reticula 56 of the Evilborean Constitution, a national pube bank must be opened in order to log the pubes of everyone that has posted at Evilbore. In honor of forum "prominent republican" APF, the pube bank has been named The Evilbore Memorial Pube Bank in Honor of Prominent Republican APF.

Pube donations will be accepted starting next week. Please send me an envelope filled with at least 1/8th of an ounce of pubes. If you would like a pube potpourri of Evilboreans that have already submitted their pubes, please enclose a self-addressed, stamped envelope for shipment. Funds are tight here at The Institute.

Note that Homemade Milk is *not* required to register with the Evilborean Pube Selective Service since he is like 12.
Title: Re: The Evilbore Memorial Pube Bank needs your donations.
Post by: demi on November 17, 2006, 06:33:45 PM: Two DS games and their yours
Title: Re: The Evilbore Memorial Pube Bank needs your donations.
Post by: Mupepe on November 17, 2006, 06:35:04 PM: I keep my pubes trimmed regularly. I'll give you a short and curly when I find one long enough. I don't want to jip you.
Title: Re: The Evilbore Memorial Pube Bank needs your donations.
Post by: brawndolicious on November 17, 2006, 06:36:09 PM: can I send mine with some gum in it?
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Post by: BlackMage on November 17, 2006, 06:38:40 PM: you gonna make hair dolls out of them?
Title: Re: The Evilbore Memorial Pube Bank needs your donations.
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 17, 2006, 07:07:00 PM: I just naired myself down there yesterday. :(
Title: Re: The Evilbore Memorial Pube Bank needs your donations.
Post by: Mupepe on November 17, 2006, 07:07:57 PM: Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on November 17, 2006, 07:07:00 PM
I just naired myself down there yesterday. :(
baby smooth?
Title: Re: The Evilbore Memorial Pube Bank needs your donations.
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 17, 2006, 07:10:48 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on November 17, 2006, 07:07:57 PM
Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on November 17, 2006, 07:07:00 PM
I just naired myself down there yesterday. :(
baby smooth?

:-[
Title: Re: The Evilbore Memorial Pube Bank needs your donations.
Post by: APF on November 17, 2006, 07:54:34 PM: THIS ENTIRE THREAD IS DARK-SIDED!!!

IT IS TAINTED! IT IS NOT CHRISTIAAAANN!

TVC! SLIKICKS! I AM A GOD WARRIOR!! IN JESUS NAME I PRAY!!!
Title: Re: The Evilbore Memorial Pube Bank needs your donations.
Post by: TVC15 on November 17, 2006, 08:00:29 PM: and remember, if you don't send your pubes to me, the Pube Fairy will come when you sleep and rip out your pubes by their very very sensitive roots.
Title: Re: The Evilbore Memorial Pube Bank needs your donations.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 17, 2006, 08:02:16 PM: an eighth of pubes? i was thinking, like, a curly affixed to a piece of tape on top of a piece of El Cortez stationary. an eighth of my pubes? :wag
Title: Re: The Evilbore Memorial Pube Bank needs your donations.
Post by: TVC15 on November 17, 2006, 08:05:52 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on November 17, 2006, 08:02:16 PM
an eighth of pubes? i was thinking, like, a curly affixed to a piece of tape on top of a piece of El Cortez stationary. an eighth of my pubes? :wag

I explained to demi that there must be enough pubes to roll a joint out of, just in case a scenario where a bundle of pubes must be rolled and smoked comes up.
Title: Re: The Evilbore Memorial Pube Bank needs your donations.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 17, 2006, 08:06:59 PM: see, nobody is smoking my fucking pubes. you can smoke the jam out of my cock but you ain't smoking my pubes.
Title: Re: The Evilbore Memorial Pube Bank needs your donations.
Post by: TVC15 on November 17, 2006, 08:08:03 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on November 17, 2006, 08:06:59 PM
see, nobody is smoking my fucking pubes. you can smoke the jam out of my cock but you ain't smoking my pubes.

Well, I figured that cock jam would be the resin in any smoking scenario that comes up. We need something, er, "leafier" for those that don't like resin.
Title: Re: The Evilbore Memorial Pube Bank needs your donations.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 17, 2006, 08:13:32 PM: oh, you'll all like the resin. eventually :ninja
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Post by: Wobedraggled on November 17, 2006, 08:16:14 PM: You had to make this thread not 24 hours after I cleaned up.
Title: Re: The Evilbore Memorial Pube Bank needs your donations.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 18, 2006, 02:26:47 PM: I just trimmed my balls, so you're out of luck. :D
Title: Re: The Evilbore Memorial Pube Bank needs your donations.
Post by: APF on November 18, 2006, 08:39:01 PM: DARK-SIDED