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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on July 31, 2008, 09:02:10 AM

Title: Why do mosquitos exist?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 31, 2008, 09:02:10 AM

Why were they created by God? Is God an asshole?

Title: Re: Why do mosquitos exist?
Post by: Brehvolution on July 31, 2008, 09:04:05 AM

To spread disease that would otherwise be confined. True fact!

Title: Re: Why do mosquitos exist?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 31, 2008, 09:08:29 AM

How did they even survive the great flood?

Title: Re: Why do mosquitos exist?
Post by: Eric P on July 31, 2008, 09:10:38 AM

Quote from: Willco on July 31, 2008, 09:02:10 AM

Why were they created by God? Is God an asshole?

as a follower of the old testament, you should be well aware of God's dickery

Title: Re: Why do mosquitos exist?
Post by: Brehvolution on July 31, 2008, 09:12:32 AM

Quote from: Willco on July 31, 2008, 09:08:29 AM

How did they even survive the great flood?

There were 2 on the ark. Any standing water is a breeding ground for the flying filth.

Title: Re: Why do mosquitos exist?
Post by: Powerslave on July 31, 2008, 09:35:47 AM

my biggest enemies

these fuckers are easy to spot tough. When you hear them zooming by your ear at night get up and flick the lights on. They will definitely be hanging out near the spot you were sleeping in. Look good around, you are bound to spot the bitch. Reaally maybe around a slight corner but you should be able to see her.

Title: Re: Why do mosquitos exist?
Post by: Reb on July 31, 2008, 09:49:24 AM

(http://www.vliegenvangers.nl/afbeeldingen/electrische%20vliegenmepper1.jpg)
YEAH BITCHES!!!

Body count is up to about 20 right now.

Title: Re: Why do mosquitos exist?
Post by: muckhole on July 31, 2008, 09:52:49 AM

 :lol My gf won't let me get one of those. She knows human testing would shortly follow.

Title: Re: Why do mosquitos exist?
Post by: Reb on July 31, 2008, 09:55:14 AM

Be a man, buy it behind her back.

Then zap her back-hand from behind!

Title: Re: Why do mosquitos exist?
Post by: muckhole on July 31, 2008, 09:58:08 AM

That's the plan. She's not coming to the hardware store on my next trip. ;)

Title: Re: Why do mosquitos exist?
Post by: bagofeyes on July 31, 2008, 10:05:54 AM

food for dragonflies

Title: Re: Why do mosquitos exist?
Post by: Himu on July 31, 2008, 10:49:56 AM

dragonflies eat mosquitos!

ROCK

Title: Re: Why do mosquitos exist?
Post by: muckhole on July 31, 2008, 12:49:52 PM

Earlier I was going to say how the mosquito population around here has finally dropped off this month. Then I went up in the woods to drop a tree, and got bit five times before I even started the saw.  :-\