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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Eel O'Brian on July 31, 2008, 08:44:37 PM

Title: Sometimes Hell is cold
Post by: Eel O'Brian on July 31, 2008, 08:44:37 PM
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5hWczdiCsH6qOPH-uel_WYt5j2JYAD9293K2O0

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MOBILE, Ala. (AP) — A judge denied bond Thursday for a part-time evangelist charged with murder in the death of his wife, a mother of eight whose body was kept in a freezer for at least three years.
Title: Re: Sometimes Hell is cold
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 31, 2008, 08:51:48 PM
How the fuck does someone dissapear for five years and no one thinks to search the husbands house?

He's a man of god; he would never kill anyone, let alone his wife.
Title: Re: Sometimes Hell is cold
Post by: Bildi on July 31, 2008, 09:01:54 PM
Send him to the chair. 

With all the good work he's done for God I'm sure he'll be looked after.
Title: Re: Sometimes Hell is cold
Post by: Crushed on July 31, 2008, 09:16:00 PM
Actually, the lowest circle of Hell, Cocytus, is a frozen lake made of Satan's tears which traps the souls of those who were treacherous in life. The tears are frozen by the cold gusts of wind generated by Satan's wings as he attempts to free the lower half of his body encased in the ice.


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/MastahCrushed/Emote/emot-eng101.gif)
Title: Re: Sometimes Hell is cold
Post by: Bildi on July 31, 2008, 09:19:42 PM
:lol  So you didn't make that up?

Wow.
Title: Re: Sometimes Hell is cold
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 31, 2008, 09:35:07 PM
How the fuck does someone dissapear for five years and no one thinks to search the husbands house?

He's a man of god; he would never kill anyone, let alone his wife.

He's only a part-time evangelist though; the rest of the time he's a murdering psychopath. I'm sure it's very liberating after the strictures of the scriptures.
Title: Re: Sometimes Hell is cold
Post by: Brehvolution on August 01, 2008, 05:02:38 PM
Actually, the lowest circle of Hell, Cocytus, is a frozen lake made of Satan's tears which traps the souls of those who were treacherous in life. The tears are frozen by the cold gusts of wind generated by Satan's wings as he attempts to free the lower half of his body encased in the ice.


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/MastahCrushed/Emote/emot-eng101.gif)

bwahahhahahaa :lol
Title: Re: Sometimes Hell is cold
Post by: Brehvolution on August 01, 2008, 05:03:49 PM
Maybe god told him to do it, or maybe she was just a huge bitch.