We need Christian Bale to give her a beatdown. :punch
We need Christian Bale to give her a beatdown. :punch
He won't hit a woman unless she's a relative.
Jesus Christ. Fuck these Olsen Twins.
Mary Kate: "I'll tell you EVERYTHING, I just don't want to be accountable for it"
Fucking bitch, OWN UP, MANG.
Holy shit - four years?! And I thought three and a half months was bad.Yesterday I hit on a short, cute, blonde woman in her late twenties while she was walking her beagle and I was walking my 12-year-old Labrador. He started sniffing her dog's butt and I told her not to worry because at my dog's age he couldn't mount a legless poodle. She looked at her dog and said "come on, let's leave the dog and boy alone." :-\
How many pills did he take? How much does it take to kill a man? People often try to kill themselves by pills and fail. He wasn't even trying and did it no sweat.
Holy shit - four years?! And I thought three and a half months was bad.Yesterday I hit on a short, cute, blonde woman in her late twenties while she was walking her beagle and I was walking my 12-year-old Labrador. He started sniffing her dog's butt and I told her not to worry because at my dog's age he couldn't mount a legless poodle. She looked at her dog and said "come on, let's leave the dog and boy alone." :-\
Holy shit - four years?! And I thought three and a half months was bad.Yesterday I hit on a short, cute, blonde woman in her late twenties while she was walking her beagle and I was walking my 12-year-old Labrador. He started sniffing her dog's butt and I told her not to worry because at my dog's age he couldn't mount a legless poodle. She looked at her dog and said "come on, let's leave the dog and boy alone." :-\
How many pills did he take? How much does it take to kill a man? People often try to kill themselves by pills and fail. He wasn't even trying and did it no sweat.
It wasn't that he took too much, its just that he mixed the wrong shit together. Oxycotin, Vicodin and other anti-depressants.
very funny, LIAR
Oh bollocks! If I can get laid, anyone can. Unless you're a total CHUD.
Oh bollocks! If I can get laid, anyone can. Unless you're a total CHUD.Virgin at 23. :'(
Too bad pussy is getting 99% less of FoC than EB is. Take a vacation
Oh bollocks! If I can get laid, anyone can. Unless you're a total CHUD.
Oh bollocks! If I can get laid, anyone can. Unless you're a total CHUD.
I do spend most of my time underground. I'm too selective, anti-social, and introverted. It's the perfect storm for an extended dry spell.
Oh bollocks! If I can get laid, anyone can. Unless you're a total CHUD.
I do spend most of my time underground. I'm too selective, anti-social, and introverted. It's the perfect storm for an extended dry spell.
Seems like the perfect recipe to get into the pants of black haired, rectangularly bespectacled skinny chicks who live at Starbucks
You're not doing a good job at having sex.That's why I just made the note!
Ok then, start watching anime.
How many pills did he take? How much does it take to kill a man? People often try to kill themselves by pills and fail. He wasn't even trying and did it no sweat.
It wasn't that he took too much, its just that he mixed the wrong shit together. Oxycotin, Vicodin and other anti-depressants.
He wanted to get too high
But there was one episode where a dude tried to get Immunity by withholding the whereabouts of a kidnapped girl. He made the deal with the DA but not the Judge. So they ended up giving him Immunity, finding the kid. They went back to court to render the ruling (which would be a slap on the wrist for him) and the judge basically goes "FUCK YOU, THIS IS PERVERSION TO JUSTICE. IMMUNITY VOIDED".
Owned
Holy shit, there is more self loathing in here than a GAF thread.