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Title: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on August 04, 2008, 09:17:32 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080804/ap_on_en_mo/heath_ledger

I wonder how Hollywood will get manslaughter down to a DUI this time
Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: Tauntaun on August 04, 2008, 09:28:09 PM
 :o   Dat skinny ho done killed the gay cowboy!  :maf
Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: Crushed on August 04, 2008, 09:29:04 PM
Trying to divert the blame from your own crime, eh.
Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: Eric P on August 04, 2008, 09:36:17 PM
it's like the american version of bruce lee's death
Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: Fresh Prince on August 04, 2008, 09:48:35 PM
We need Christian Bale to give her a beatdown.  :punch
Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 04, 2008, 09:50:41 PM
We need Christian Bale to give her a beatdown.  :punch

He won't hit a woman unless she's a relative.
Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: cool breeze on August 04, 2008, 10:01:21 PM
Have you never seen American Psycho? He will go back in time and abort the bitch from ever being made.

Then again, Uncle Jesse.
Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: EvilBoris on August 04, 2008, 10:19:44 PM
We need Christian Bale to give her a beatdown.  :punch

He won't hit a woman unless she's a relative.

:lol
Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: Beardo on August 04, 2008, 10:44:19 PM
That bitch is ugly.
Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 04, 2008, 11:06:56 PM
Mary Kate: "I'll tell you EVERYTHING, I just don't want to be accountable for it"

Fucking bitch, OWN UP, MANG.
Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: Himu on August 04, 2008, 11:07:42 PM
Jesus Christ. Fuck these Olsen Twins.
Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 04, 2008, 11:15:49 PM
Jesus Christ. Fuck these Olsen Twins.

no thanks

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Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 04, 2008, 11:17:57 PM
Holy shit - four years?!  And I thought three and a half months was bad.
Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 04, 2008, 11:18:48 PM
Mary Kate: "I'll tell you EVERYTHING, I just don't want to be accountable for it"

Fucking bitch, OWN UP, MANG.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/72/Jack_McCoy_-_L%26O.png/250px-Jack_McCoy_-_L%26O.png)
"Alright, we'll grant your client immunity. We just want to know what she knows."

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4f/Mary_Kate_Olsen.jpg/250px-Mary_Kate_Olsen.jpg)
"I killed him."

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/72/Jack_McCoy_-_L%26O.png/250px-Jack_McCoy_-_L%26O.png)
"You're confessing to his murder?!"

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4f/Mary_Kate_Olsen.jpg/250px-Mary_Kate_Olsen.jpg)
"I have immunity, tee hee!"

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/72/Jack_McCoy_-_L%26O.png/250px-Jack_McCoy_-_L%26O.png)
"Damn."

*doink doink doink*
Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 04, 2008, 11:26:32 PM
Pretty much :lol

But there was one episode where a dude tried to get Immunity by withholding the whereabouts of a kidnapped girl. He made the deal with the DA but not the Judge. So they ended up giving him Immunity, finding the kid. They went back to court to render the ruling (which would be a slap on the wrist for him) and the judge basically goes "FUCK YOU, THIS IS PERVERSION TO JUSTICE. IMMUNITY VOIDED".

Owned
Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: bagofeyes on August 04, 2008, 11:32:52 PM
How many pills did he take? How much does it take to kill a man? People often try to kill themselves by pills and fail. He wasn't even trying and did it no sweat.
Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 04, 2008, 11:35:27 PM
Holy shit - four years?!  And I thought three and a half months was bad.
Yesterday I hit on a short, cute, blonde woman in her late twenties while she was walking her beagle and I was walking my 12-year-old Labrador. He started sniffing her dog's butt and I told her not to worry because at my dog's age he couldn't mount a legless poodle. She looked at her dog and said "come on, let's leave the dog and boy alone."  :-\
Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 04, 2008, 11:37:38 PM
How many pills did he take? How much does it take to kill a man? People often try to kill themselves by pills and fail. He wasn't even trying and did it no sweat.

It wasn't that he took too much, its just that he mixed the wrong shit together. Oxycotin, Vicodin and other anti-depressants.
Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: Himu on August 04, 2008, 11:39:16 PM
Holy shit - four years?!  And I thought three and a half months was bad.
Yesterday I hit on a short, cute, blonde woman in her late twenties while she was walking her beagle and I was walking my 12-year-old Labrador. He started sniffing her dog's butt and I told her not to worry because at my dog's age he couldn't mount a legless poodle. She looked at her dog and said "come on, let's leave the dog and boy alone."  :-\

 :lol :(
Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 04, 2008, 11:39:52 PM
Holy shit - four years?!  And I thought three and a half months was bad.
Yesterday I hit on a short, cute, blonde woman in her late twenties while she was walking her beagle and I was walking my 12-year-old Labrador. He started sniffing her dog's butt and I told her not to worry because at my dog's age he couldn't mount a legless poodle. She looked at her dog and said "come on, let's leave the dog and boy alone."  :-\

very funny, LIAR
Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: bagofeyes on August 04, 2008, 11:40:25 PM
How many pills did he take? How much does it take to kill a man? People often try to kill themselves by pills and fail. He wasn't even trying and did it no sweat.

It wasn't that he took too much, its just that he mixed the wrong shit together. Oxycotin, Vicodin and other anti-depressants.

He wanted to get too high
Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 04, 2008, 11:43:26 PM

very funny, LIAR

Well, she might be in her early thirties, I walk my dog after sunset to avoid stupid children. I was actually thinking of making a thread about it yesterday.

 :-\
Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 04, 2008, 11:45:55 PM
I'm so sorry. :(
Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 04, 2008, 11:46:34 PM
By tomorrow, she'll be 45 when he tells this story again!
Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 04, 2008, 11:48:33 PM
She'll be 45 years-old by the time I ever have sex again.
Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 04, 2008, 11:49:58 PM
:rofl

:(
Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 04, 2008, 11:51:40 PM
Oh bollocks!  If I can get laid, anyone can.  Unless you're a total CHUD.
Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on August 04, 2008, 11:52:35 PM
Oh bollocks!  If I can get laid, anyone can.  Unless you're a total CHUD.

 :lol :lol

I cant believe I'm getting more pussy than 99% of evibore.
Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 04, 2008, 11:55:10 PM
Too bad pussy is getting 99% less of FoC than EB is. Take a vacation
Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on August 04, 2008, 11:55:46 PM
Oh bollocks!  If I can get laid, anyone can.  Unless you're a total CHUD.
Virgin at 23.  :'(
Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on August 04, 2008, 11:56:21 PM
Too bad pussy is getting 99% less of FoC than EB is. Take a vacation

That doesnt make any sense PD. Speak English nicca.
Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 05, 2008, 12:00:20 AM
Oh bollocks!  If I can get laid, anyone can.  Unless you're a total CHUD.

I do spend most of my time underground. I'm too selective, anti-social, and introverted. It's the perfect storm for an extended dry spell.
Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 05, 2008, 12:02:03 AM
Oh bollocks!  If I can get laid, anyone can.  Unless you're a total CHUD.

I do spend most of my time underground. I'm too selective, anti-social, and introverted. It's the perfect storm for an extended dry spell.

Seems like the perfect recipe to get into the pants of black haired, rectangularly bespectacled skinny chicks who live at Starbucks
Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 05, 2008, 12:09:34 AM
Oh bollocks!  If I can get laid, anyone can.  Unless you're a total CHUD.

I do spend most of my time underground. I'm too selective, anti-social, and introverted. It's the perfect storm for an extended dry spell.

Seems like the perfect recipe to get into the pants of black haired, rectangularly bespectacled skinny chicks who live at Starbucks

So you're saying that I should stop going to Tim Horton's?
Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 05, 2008, 12:11:49 AM
Unless you prefer middle aged women. I go to Starbucks maybe once every couple weeks - I never buy anything, in fact I only go because a female friend of mine basically lives there. Everytime I go there it's filled with the type of girls you find attractive, just with black hair and glasses
Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 05, 2008, 12:14:01 AM
I just like to get my coffee and leave. The Starbucks atmosphere isn't for me.
Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 05, 2008, 12:15:52 AM
Me either. I've bought a couple things there before, but the entire atmosphere is rather meh. It's really nice late at night during the summer, and I like sitting near the big fireplace during the winter. But like I said, I only go when invited

If I have to lounge around in a store it's gotta be Barnes and Noble or Borders
Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 05, 2008, 12:18:16 AM
Yeah, the only times I've been my town's Starbucks is if I had friends that said they were there. I've never bought anything.

But even my friends being there isn't enough for me to go there anymore. Rather go to the bar now.
Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 05, 2008, 12:22:17 AM
note to self: if PD and Juice avoid doing something, do that thing.
Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 05, 2008, 12:25:45 AM
You're not doing a good job at having sex.
Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: Robo on August 05, 2008, 12:26:42 AM
The complication with bars is obvious enough:  the best bars never have any girls in them.
Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 05, 2008, 12:29:01 AM
You're not doing a good job at having sex.
That's why I just made the note!

note to self: if PD and Juice avoid doing something, do that thing--like having sex.
Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 05, 2008, 12:30:50 AM
Ok then, start watching anime.
Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 05, 2008, 12:32:09 AM
Ok then, start watching anime.

I need to rewrite my notes


note to self: if PD and Juice avoid doing something relating to sex, women, or having a meaningful career, do that thing.
Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 05, 2008, 12:33:21 AM
I was going to say "start watching gay porn" but only I avoid watching that.
Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 05, 2008, 12:33:52 AM
Damn, so my "listen to Chris Cornell's new song" quip is useless

hm

...

 :-\
Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 05, 2008, 12:35:29 AM
note to self: if I see a hot intern at my new job, I will tap it before she leaves and is replaced by a religious nut.
Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 05, 2008, 12:36:27 AM
 :'(
Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: T234 on August 05, 2008, 12:40:43 AM
Normally, this is the spot where I would make a crack at cajole saying he needs to play wow and make it with Veronica Belmont, but my recent events in the photo lab have cut me alot deeper than I care to admit. 

Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: laesperanzapaz on August 05, 2008, 12:46:51 AM
How many pills did he take? How much does it take to kill a man? People often try to kill themselves by pills and fail. He wasn't even trying and did it no sweat.

It wasn't that he took too much, its just that he mixed the wrong shit together. Oxycotin, Vicodin and other anti-depressants.

He wanted to get too high

[youtube=425,350]B-ODRdRYRso[/youtube]

:bow harmonica harmonics multipart solo
Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 05, 2008, 02:42:01 AM

But there was one episode where a dude tried to get Immunity by withholding the whereabouts of a kidnapped girl. He made the deal with the DA but not the Judge. So they ended up giving him Immunity, finding the kid. They went back to court to render the ruling (which would be a slap on the wrist for him) and the judge basically goes "FUCK YOU, THIS IS PERVERSION TO JUSTICE. IMMUNITY VOIDED".

Owned

I remember that episode, it was totally awesome.

Also, just go ahead and throw both of the Olsen twins in prison. I don't even care if they actually had anything to do with it or not, getting rid of them would benefit all of society regardless.
Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: Kestastrophe on August 05, 2008, 08:50:34 AM
Holy shit, there is more self loathing in here than a GAF thread.
Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: Eric P on August 05, 2008, 09:12:02 AM
Holy shit, there is more self loathing in here than a GAF thread.

yes but our is a more refined self loathing
Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: Bloodwake on August 05, 2008, 11:40:25 AM
Look at the picture in the the OP link.
 
SERIOUSLY SHE DOESN'T TAKE DRUGS  ::)
Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: xnikki118x on August 06, 2008, 01:04:20 AM
I like this part:

The masseuse discovered Ledger's body on Jan. 22. Police say she spent nine minutes making three calls to Olsen before dialing 911 for help, then called the actress a fourth time after paramedics arrived. At some point during the flurry of frantic calls, Olsen, who was in California, summoned her personal security guards to the apartment to help, police said.


Why would you spend that long calling some random chick before calling 911? Really! I like how she "summoned her personal security guards to the apartment to help" though, hah.
Title: Re: So Mary Kate killed Heath Ledger
Post by: Crushed on August 06, 2008, 01:07:47 AM
"OH MY GOD HE'S DEAD"

"HE'S STILL THERE"

"DEAD DUDE STILL HERE WAIT I BETTER CALL THE COPS"

"Yes officer please come quickly, this is terrible."

"NOW WHERE WAS I, I HOPE HE DOESN'T POOP HIS PANTS LIKE THAT EPISODE OF SOUTH PARK"