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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Boogie on August 05, 2008, 11:23:48 PM

Title: Real Talk: Breaking Up Fucking SUCKS
Post by: Boogie on August 05, 2008, 11:23:48 PM
Godamn, I feel like shit for doing this to her.  All she ever did was love me, and I repay her by falling "out" of love with her and dumping her online.  I'm such an asshole :(
Title: Re: Real Talk: Breaking Up Fucking SUCKS
Post by: muckhole on August 05, 2008, 11:26:39 PM
At least you had the balls to go through with it. I know more than a few guys who have stayed (and usually strayed) because it was "easier".
Title: Re: Real Talk: Breaking Up Fucking SUCKS
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 05, 2008, 11:27:52 PM
You dumped her online?  Why? 
Title: Re: Real Talk: Breaking Up Fucking SUCKS
Post by: Boogie on August 05, 2008, 11:28:40 PM
At least you had the balls to go through with it. I know more than a few guys who have stayed (and usually strayed) because it was "easier".

that's the main thing that motivated me to action.  As much as I hated it, I knew I had to act lest I allow myself to remain in a love- and passion-less relationship.

But GODDAMN do I feel like an asshole for hurting her like this.  Just need to vent, EB.  :-\
Title: Re: Real Talk: Breaking Up Fucking SUCKS
Post by: Boogie on August 05, 2008, 11:30:37 PM
You dumped her online?  Why? 

Because I tried to do so on the phone and in person and was unable to do so in the face of her tears.  I'm a coward and an asshole, I admit it.
Title: Re: Real Talk: Breaking Up Fucking SUCKS
Post by: AdmiralViscen on August 05, 2008, 11:31:48 PM
She sounds like a real bitch, I'm glad you put her in her place.
Title: Re: Real Talk: Breaking Up Fucking SUCKS
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 05, 2008, 11:32:13 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: Real Talk: Breaking Up Fucking SUCKS
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 05, 2008, 11:34:06 PM
Boogie went from naive, nerdy virgin to mysoginistic, power-hungry asshole really quick.  Rock on, dude - keep living the dream! :rock
Title: Re: Real Talk: Breaking Up Fucking SUCKS
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 05, 2008, 11:35:03 PM
I guess you met someone during your RCMP training.

I hope he makes you happy.
Title: Re: Real Talk: Breaking Up Fucking SUCKS
Post by: Himu on August 05, 2008, 11:37:16 PM
Holy shit boogie. I wish you the best bro.
Title: Re: Real Talk: Breaking Up Fucking SUCKS
Post by: Boogie on August 05, 2008, 11:37:32 PM
Boogie went from naive, nerdy virgin to mysoginistic, power-hungry asshole really quick.  Rock on, dude - keep living the dream! :rock

Ya, go me.
Title: Re: Real Talk: Breaking Up Fucking SUCKS
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 05, 2008, 11:38:49 PM
BTW, I was laughing at AV, not you Boogie.
Title: Re: Real Talk: Breaking Up Fucking SUCKS
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 05, 2008, 11:39:55 PM
Don't lie to him, CajoleJuice.

He's one of the cool kids now, he doesn't need your pity.  You can't even sit at the same table with him.  You're relegated to Malek's Korner.
Title: Re: Real Talk: Breaking Up Fucking SUCKS
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 05, 2008, 11:40:08 PM
I guess you met someone during your RCMP training.

I hope he makes you happy.

 :lol
Title: Re: Real Talk: Breaking Up Fucking SUCKS
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 05, 2008, 11:43:47 PM
Post Beatles video (x)

Post Rilo Kiley/Jenny Lewis video (check)

[youtube=425,350]wsnCf9SdSB0[/youtube]
Title: Re: Real Talk: Breaking Up Fucking SUCKS
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 05, 2008, 11:48:01 PM
By the way, it's not uncommon for a guy to do the cold shoulder dump or phone/e-mail dump when they're relatively new to the whole dating thing.  It takes a bit of experience to kind of develop the emotional armor necessary to weather the downpour of emotions that women spray at you with gale force-like velocity after a break up.  Just pray you're ready for when it comes to be your turn to get dumped!
Title: Re: Real Talk: Breaking Up Fucking SUCKS
Post by: cool breeze on August 05, 2008, 11:51:27 PM
I wish I had a clip of that Seinfeld episode where the guy broke up with his girlfriend and continued to eat like nothing happened.  I want to be him.
Title: Re: Real Talk: Breaking Up Fucking SUCKS
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 05, 2008, 11:52:44 PM
That is who Boogie is becoming.  What he is transforming into.

Soon, he'll just be this guy:

(http://guestofaguest.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/patrickbateman.jpg)

... but with a Canadian mountie unitard.
Title: Re: Real Talk: Breaking Up Fucking SUCKS
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 05, 2008, 11:54:08 PM
I think Boogie's mother will fight back.
Title: Re: Real Talk: Breaking Up Fucking SUCKS
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 05, 2008, 11:55:48 PM
Soon, Boogie will have no emotions.  He will be an emotionless, empty vessel.  And there will be no pain.

JOIN US, BOOGIE.
Title: Re: Real Talk: Breaking Up Fucking SUCKS
Post by: cool breeze on August 05, 2008, 11:59:00 PM
 :bow[youtube=425,350]VQ440xOiyho[/youtube]  :bow2
Title: Re: Real Talk: Breaking Up Fucking SUCKS
Post by: demi on August 06, 2008, 12:01:03 AM
You at least lost your virginity right

I mean someone had to say it

Guys?
Title: Re: Real Talk: Breaking Up Fucking SUCKS
Post by: Fresh Prince on August 06, 2008, 12:01:48 AM
Boogie can shoot to kill but can't face a crying women.
Title: Re: Real Talk: Breaking Up Fucking SUCKS
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 06, 2008, 12:10:18 AM
Boogie can shoot to kill but can't face a crying women.

There are some problems that you just can't taser.

Title: Re: Real Talk: Breaking Up Fucking SUCKS
Post by: Boogie on August 06, 2008, 12:21:06 AM
BTW, I was laughing at AV, not you Boogie.

I had hoped so, Cajole.

...

For your sake.  :ninja

By the way, it's not uncommon for a guy to do the cold shoulder dump or phone/e-mail dump when they're relatively new to the whole dating thing.  It takes a bit of experience to kind of develop the emotional armor necessary to weather the downpour of emotions that women spray at you with gale force-like velocity after a break up.  Just pray you're ready for when it comes to be your turn to get dumped!

So noted.
Title: Re: Real Talk: Breaking Up Fucking SUCKS
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 06, 2008, 12:21:18 AM
Boogie: a cautionary tale for virgins everywhere  :-\

Can't you see, you've become what you hated, what we all hated
Title: Re: Real Talk: Breaking Up Fucking SUCKS
Post by: Boogie on August 06, 2008, 12:21:44 AM
Boogie can shoot to kill but can't face a crying women.

Basically, yes.
Title: Re: Real Talk: Breaking Up Fucking SUCKS
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 06, 2008, 12:33:33 AM
Boogie can shoot to kill but can't face a crying women.

There are some problems that you just can't taser.



Fuck  :lol
Title: Re: Real Talk: Breaking Up Fucking SUCKS
Post by: TVC15 on August 06, 2008, 12:37:38 AM
Boogie, if it will take your mind off of it, we can make some porn with Arvie.  I hear he has two assholes these days.
Title: Re: Real Talk: Breaking Up Fucking SUCKS
Post by: Boogie on August 06, 2008, 12:38:21 AM
Boogie, if it will take your mind off of it, we can make some porn with Arvie.  I hear he has two assholes these days.

 :-*
Title: Re: Real Talk: Breaking Up Fucking SUCKS
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 06, 2008, 12:39:00 AM
Boogie, if it will take your mind off of it, we can make some porn with Arvie.  I hear he has two assholes these days.
Both suffer from excessive bleeding, not like that would stop you.
Title: Re: Real Talk: Breaking Up Fucking SUCKS
Post by: xnikki118x on August 06, 2008, 12:49:41 AM
I've never been the dumper, only the dumpee. I imagine it's difficult either way though. :(
Title: Re: Real Talk: Breaking Up Fucking SUCKS
Post by: cool breeze on August 06, 2008, 01:27:00 AM
I actually wonder if I could ever get so emotionally attached to a woman that I would have trouble telling her off.
Title: Re: Real Talk: Breaking Up Fucking SUCKS
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 06, 2008, 01:44:40 AM
Breaking up is the worst when its not on horrible terms. Just kinda hurts.
Title: Re: Real Talk: Breaking Up Fucking SUCKS
Post by: TVC15 on August 06, 2008, 01:47:09 AM
You know what hurts?  When it feels like your brains are about to explode out of your skull like in Scanners, and there's nothing you can do about it :(
Title: Re: Real Talk: Breaking Up Fucking SUCKS
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 06, 2008, 01:57:27 AM
Youre breaking up with your teeth
Title: Re: Real Talk: Breaking Up Fucking SUCKS
Post by: TVC15 on August 06, 2008, 01:58:08 AM
More like my entire skull :(
Title: Re: Real Talk: Breaking Up Fucking SUCKS
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 06, 2008, 02:30:07 AM
BRAEKUPS ARG
Title: Re: Real Talk: Breaking Up Fucking SUCKS
Post by: laesperanzapaz on August 06, 2008, 03:15:11 AM
Boogie can shoot to kill but can't face a crying women.

There are some problems that you just can't taser.


:lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Real Talk: Breaking Up Fucking SUCKS
Post by: Reb on August 06, 2008, 03:27:08 AM
Fuck you Boogie, be a man and do it to her face, then come cry at EB.

You don't deserve support after being an internet-pussy. :punch
Title: Re: Real Talk: Breaking Up Fucking SUCKS
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on August 06, 2008, 08:39:52 AM
At least boogie got some vag