THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: rocketman on August 05, 2006, 03:37:05 AM

Title: Build A Bear
Post by: rocketman on August 05, 2006, 03:37:05 AM
They make the greatest fucking gift, and the ladies love it.

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Title: Re: Build A Bear
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 05, 2006, 03:38:36 AM
Is that a bear or an ugly fucking chimp?  ??? ??? ???
Title: Re: Build A Bear
Post by: smiles-and-cries on August 05, 2006, 03:39:08 AM
 :-\
Title: Re: Build A Bear
Post by: rocketman on August 05, 2006, 03:39:42 AM
Is that a bear or an ugly fucking chimp?  ??? ??? ???

build a bear does bears, frogs, monkeys, rabbits, and MORE
Title: Re: Build A Bear
Post by: smiles-and-cries on August 05, 2006, 03:42:22 AM
That shit is ugly...  :(

I would not mind making a bunny though... link?
Title: Re: Build A Bear
Post by: CrystalGemini on August 05, 2006, 03:42:40 AM
I HATE Build a Bear.  That place fucking sucks.  The fuck would I want a stupid bear for!  Those stores are a waste of space, time and money.   >:(

edit:  Good one, smiles-and-cries.  And they're UGLY.  >:(
Title: Re: Build A Bear
Post by: rocketman on August 05, 2006, 03:47:47 AM
 :nuhuh :nuhuh
Title: Re: Build A Bear
Post by: cloudwalking on August 05, 2006, 03:48:31 AM
:nuhuh :nuhuh

:elf :elf
Title: Re: Build A Bear
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 05, 2006, 03:49:53 AM
I sense alot of rage in this thread.... better call the MOD POLICE  :police: :police: :police:

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Build A Bear
Post by: CrystalGemini on August 05, 2006, 03:51:07 AM
:nuhuh :nuhuh

:elf :elf
ROFLOL!!!!!!   HOLY COW THAT'S SO AWESOME!!!  I'M DYIN' HERE!!!
Title: Re: Build A Bear
Post by: G The Resurrected on August 05, 2006, 03:54:43 AM
we just got a build a bear here in fresno. I was gonna go in to build something but i looked at how much it was and said fuck it. I could buy a Gund (best teddy bears in the world) for cheaper. And thats just what i did.

Over priced pieces of shit.

And that emoticon is fucking funny as hell.
Title: Re: Build A Bear
Post by: Mr. Spinnington on August 05, 2006, 03:56:28 AM
Is that a bear or an ugly fucking chimp?  ??? ??? ???
rofl rofl rofl rofl, I thought you were talking about the person hodling the animal.
Title: Re: Build A Bear
Post by: cloudwalking on August 05, 2006, 03:58:06 AM
There's a build-a-bear in the Mall of America, but I haven't actually ben inside of it. I could see it being a cute gift, but I guess I was right when I assumed they were expensive. I once saw a birthday party going on there... wonder how much that cost.
Title: Re: Build A Bear
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 05, 2006, 03:58:14 AM
Is that a bear or an ugly fucking chimp?  ??? ??? ???
rofl rofl rofl rofl, I thought you were talking about the person hodling the animal.
But, you can't see them.... oh, whatever.

SCROLLING EMOTICONS  :nuhuh :hurr :elf :nuhuh :hurr :elf :nuhuh :hurr :elf
Title: Re: Build A Bear
Post by: Mr. Spinnington on August 05, 2006, 03:59:01 AM
Is that a bear or an ugly fucking chimp?  ??? ??? ???
rofl rofl rofl rofl, I thought you were talking about the person hodling the animal.
But, you can't see them.... oh, whatever.

SCROLLING EMOTICONS  :nuhuh :hurr :elf :nuhuh :hurr :elf :nuhuh :hurr :elf
Are we best friends?
Title: Re: Build A Bear
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 05, 2006, 04:00:11 AM
Are we best friends?
Quite possibly. But you still haven't washed my car or done my taxes, LIKE REAL FRIENDS ARE SUPPOSED TO  :elf
Title: Re: Build A Bear
Post by: cloudwalking on August 05, 2006, 04:00:25 AM
SCROLLING EMOTICONS  :nuhuh :hurr :elf :nuhuh :hurr :elf :nuhuh :hurr :elf

Why do I find that so funny
Title: Re: Build A Bear
Post by: Mr. Spinnington on August 05, 2006, 04:02:31 AM
Are we best friends?
Quite possibly. But you still haven't washed my car or done my taxes, LIKE REAL FRIENDS ARE SUPPOSED TO  :elf
But as a friend gift I just bought you a pink Build-A-Bear dog and this 3 year-old girl!  Both for your unfathomable pleasures!

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Title: Re: Build A Bear
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 05, 2006, 04:02:47 AM
I see your crotch
Title: Re: Build A Bear
Post by: G The Resurrected on August 05, 2006, 04:03:05 AM
SCROLLING EMOTICONS  :nuhuh :hurr :elf :nuhuh :hurr :elf :nuhuh :hurr :elf

Why do I find that so funny

I think cause its the distinguished mentally-challenged fellow train sad but funny.
Title: Re: Build A Bear
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 05, 2006, 04:03:29 AM
Oh my.... I'm scarred for life  :angel: :angel: :angel:


NOW LEAVE THE GIRL AND GET OUT OF HERE, SPINNINGTON! DADDY'S GOING TO PLAY DOCTOR!
Title: Re: Build A Bear
Post by: smiles-and-cries on August 05, 2006, 04:04:00 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRuCcdW-n2k

 :-*
Title: Re: Build A Bear
Post by: Mr. Spinnington on August 05, 2006, 04:05:38 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRuCcdW-n2k

 :-*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, OH SHIT ROFLROFLROFLROFL


 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D, what timing!
Title: Re: Build A Bear
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 05, 2006, 04:06:32 AM
*bobs head to "What is Love"*











What?
Title: Re: Build A Bear
Post by: Mr. Spinnington on August 05, 2006, 04:09:34 AM
I've never seen the original music video before.  Nor did I know the band.


EDIT:
Now that I put on my glasses I also notice something I never saw before.... HE'S BLACK!
Title: Re: Build A Bear
Post by: smiles-and-cries on August 05, 2006, 04:10:22 AM
I've never seen the original music video before.  Nor did I know the band.


EDIT:
Now that I put on my glasses I also notice something I never saw before.... HE'S BLACK!

 ;D
Title: Re: Build A Bear
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 05, 2006, 04:10:40 AM
I've never seen the original music video before.  Nor did I know the band.


EDIT:
Now that I put on my glasses I also notice something I never saw before.... HE'S BLACK!

Are you partially blind!
Title: Re: Build A Bear
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 05, 2006, 04:10:55 AM
I love this song. I spin it on my iTunes almost every Friday night  :laugh:
Title: Re: Build A Bear
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 05, 2006, 04:17:13 AM
I love this song. I spin it on my iTunes almost every Friday night  :laugh:

Before or after you go to the gay bar?
:elf :elf :elf :elf :elf SHAKIN MY MASTER ASS ON FRIDAY NIGHT
Title: Re: Build A Bear
Post by: Mr. Spinnington on August 05, 2006, 04:17:48 AM
I've never seen the original music video before.  Nor did I know the band.


EDIT:
Now that I put on my glasses I also notice something I never saw before.... HE'S BLACK!

Are you partially blind!
Hahaha, I forgot you're on here, also.  I've never seen you though, I'm calling "perhaps" until I have clarification of a visual source.

I love this song. I spin it on my iTunes almost every Friday night  :laugh:

Before or after you go to the gay bar?
:elf :elf :elf :elf :elf SHAKIN MY MASTER ASS ON FRIDAY NIGHT
Ha ha!  Never a step short!


Now I can't stop listening to it :(
Title: Re: Build A Bear
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 05, 2006, 04:19:05 AM
I love this song. I spin it on my iTunes almost every Friday night  :laugh:

Before or after you go to the gay bar?
You should take notes, oh unscroupulous one. I PICK UP MORE POONTANG THAN I KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH.


Okay, well there was this ONE girl.... she was nice, but she smelled of vomit and placebos  :-\
Title: Re: Build A Bear
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 05, 2006, 04:20:50 AM
I love this song. I spin it on my iTunes almost every Friday night  :laugh:

Before or after you go to the gay bar?
You should take notes, oh unscroupulous one. I PICK UP MORE POONTANG THAN I KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH.


Okay, well there was this ONE girl.... she was nice, but she smelled of vomit and placebos  :-\

WILL YOU TEACH ME?
Title: Re: Build A Bear
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 05, 2006, 04:22:27 AM
STEP 1) Play "What is Love" on repeat for three hours.

STEP 2) Change your underwear.

STEP 3) Hit on the neighbor's wife.

???

Profit.
Title: Re: Build A Bear
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 05, 2006, 04:26:22 AM
STEP 1) Play "What is Love" on repeat for three hours.

STEP 2) Change your underwear.

STEP 3) Hit on the neighbor's wife.

???

Profit.

My neighbor across the street has an amazing Indian wife. She's come over our house before. I'd love to bang her, but it's unlikely.

Should I just go over there when her husband's not home?
Title: Re: Build A Bear
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 05, 2006, 04:28:12 AM
Yes. Prefferably with a pizza box covering your tooter, and make sure she answers the door with only a flmisy robe on  ;)

As you can see, I have a PHD in fantasy hook ups. Forza Italia, eat your heart out  ;D
Title: Re: Build A Bear
Post by: Mr. Spinnington on August 05, 2006, 04:53:42 AM
Yes. Prefferably with a pizza box covering your tooter, and make sure she answers the door with only a flmisy robe on  ;)

As you can see, I have a PHD in fantasy hook ups. Forza Italia, eat your heart out  ;D
I'm certain he would if he were on this board, lol.  Yeah, hearts!
Title: Re: Build A Bear
Post by: etiolate on August 05, 2006, 04:56:37 AM
Build A Bear has always disturbed me. Have you seen how they do it? They basically buttrape the poor things with a giant tube. it's cruel, it's downright cruel. Stuffed animals are magic things! Seeing them fluff-stuffed is kind of gross and weird.
Title: Re: Build A Bear
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 05, 2006, 04:58:49 AM
Forza is a poseur. Ultamite cock tease
Title: Re: Build A Bear
Post by: Mr. Spinnington on August 05, 2006, 05:02:46 AM
Yeah!


I DELIVER!
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