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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Greatness Gone on August 07, 2008, 08:39:43 PM

Title: Talented, beautiful women.
Post by: Greatness Gone on August 07, 2008, 08:39:43 PM
It's very rare to see a woman in this day and age be funny (besides Kathy Griffin). Thank god we have Chris Crocker. She's talented, and her words paint an evocative picture of today's culture. She empowers me to be who I am, and I'm glad for that.

Long live Chris Crocker.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoJ6Lvzt5kY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoJ6Lvzt5kY)

Also, Sigourney fucking Weaver. Aliens, bitches. Did she win an award for this movie? She fucking should've because she was awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9nbg4fW2UU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9nbg4fW2UU)

Anyway, list more talented, beautiful women!
Title: Re: Talented, beautiful women.
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on August 07, 2008, 08:43:37 PM
oxymoron
Title: Re: Talented, beautiful women.
Post by: cool breeze on August 07, 2008, 08:45:30 PM
Jenny Lewis

I just want to steal someone else's answer.

oh, and Natalie Portman.  Although she was talented when younger, but traded that out for the second category in recent years.
Title: Re: Talented, beautiful women.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 07, 2008, 08:46:15 PM
[youtube=425,350]g2wT9jFSp0E[/youtube]

 :o
Title: Re: Talented, beautiful women.
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 07, 2008, 09:21:53 PM
(http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii36/geetesh001/Rachel-Weisz-Snow-White-1338.jpg)
Title: Re: Talented, beautiful women.
Post by: jiji on August 07, 2008, 09:23:16 PM
Rachel Weisz  :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat

Oh, I'll add Sarah Polley.
Title: Re: Talented, beautiful women.
Post by: duckman2000 on August 07, 2008, 09:28:24 PM
(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff320/altogetherandrews/charlize-theron.jpg)
Title: Re: Talented, beautiful women.
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 07, 2008, 09:32:43 PM
(http://www.the-isb.com/images/HSSG05.jpg)
Title: Re: Talented, beautiful women.
Post by: BlackMage on August 07, 2008, 10:13:02 PM
The only talent my kind of woman needs is.. nah too easy. NEXT THREAD
Title: Re: Talented, beautiful women.
Post by: DJ_Tet on August 07, 2008, 10:36:46 PM
Quote from: Greatness Gone on August 07, 2008, 08:39:43 PM
It's very rare to see a woman in this day and age be funny (besides Kathy Griffin). 

Thanks for the qualifier.


Anyway, it's rare to see a woman in any day and age be funny.  It's not like there was ever a 'woman comedian era' where they dominated.

And Kathy Griffin isn't funny unless you compare her to other women.

And she isn't pretty unless you compare her to other she-beasts.
Title: Re: Talented, beautiful women.
Post by: Greatness Gone on August 07, 2008, 10:47:10 PM
Quote from: DJ_Tet on August 07, 2008, 10:36:46 PM
Quote from: Greatness Gone on August 07, 2008, 08:39:43 PM
It's very rare to see a woman in this day and age be funny (besides Kathy Griffin). 

Thanks for the qualifier.


Anyway, it's rare to see a woman in any day and age be funny.  It's not like there was ever a 'woman comedian era' where they dominated.

And Kathy Griffin isn't funny unless you compare her to other women.

And she isn't pretty unless you compare her to other she-beasts.
Bitch, please. Kathy is FABULOUS. Have you ever seen her show? Fucking hilarious. But I'm gay, so what do I know?
Title: Re: Talented, beautiful women.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 07, 2008, 10:49:50 PM
i find her obnoxious - in general i can't stand d-list "celebrities" who make a living by making fun of their superiors.
Title: Re: Talented, beautiful women.
Post by: AdmiralViscen on August 07, 2008, 10:59:43 PM
Am I the only one who read this as "Tainted, beautiful women"
Title: Re: Talented, beautiful women.
Post by: DJ_Tet on August 07, 2008, 11:07:27 PM
Quote from: Greatness Gone on August 07, 2008, 10:47:10 PM

Bitch, please. Kathy is FABULOUS. Have you ever seen her show? Fucking hilarious. But I'm gay, so what do I know?

Not a goddamn thing I guess.

Title: Re: Talented, beautiful women.
Post by: tiesto on August 07, 2008, 11:19:14 PM
Rieko Kodama is talented, when it comes to game-making. Not bad looking for an older Japanese woman, either.
Title: Re: Talented, beautiful women.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 07, 2008, 11:53:30 PM
laura kightlinger >>>> kathy griffen
Title: Re: Talented, beautiful women.
Post by: BobbyRobby on August 07, 2008, 11:56:14 PM
i think the girl from flight of the conchords is genuinely hilarious, at least in that role
Title: Re: Talented, beautiful women.
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 08, 2008, 12:00:06 AM
Oh for fucks sakes, who approved this shitburger's account?
Title: Re: Talented, beautiful women.
Post by: fistfulofmetal on August 08, 2008, 12:11:02 AM
Quote from: Greatness Gone on August 07, 2008, 10:47:10 PM

Bitch, please. Kathy is FABULOUS. Have you ever seen her show? Fucking hilarious. But I'm gay, so what do I know?

I'm glad you add that suffix to (pretty much) all your posts. I have short term memory and keep forgetting you're the gay.
Title: Re: Talented, beautiful women.
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on August 08, 2008, 12:16:47 AM
Quote from: fistfulofmetal on August 08, 2008, 12:11:02 AM
Quote from: Greatness Gone on August 07, 2008, 10:47:10 PM

Bitch, please. Kathy is FABULOUS. Have you ever seen her show? Fucking hilarious. But I'm gay, so what do I know?

I'm glad you add that suffix to (pretty much) all your posts. I have short term memory and keep forgetting you're the gay.

 :o I saw that edit. Conspiracy.
Title: Re: Talented, beautiful women.
Post by: fistfulofmetal on August 08, 2008, 12:33:06 AM
You saw nothing
i'll cut you
Title: Re: Talented, beautiful women.
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 08, 2008, 01:20:00 AM
Why the fuck is this distinguished mentally-challenged fellow on the board?
Title: Re: Talented, beautiful women.
Post by: Powerslave on August 08, 2008, 02:25:05 AM
Blame Amber Lambchops.
Title: Re: Talented, beautiful women.
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 08, 2008, 02:47:48 AM
[insert predictable post here]
Title: Re: Talented, beautiful women.
Post by: TVC15 on August 08, 2008, 02:54:36 AM
[youtube=425,350]17CbeM1AppI[/youtube].
Title: Re: Talented, beautiful women.
Post by: Akala on August 08, 2008, 04:36:10 AM
[youtube=425,350]DL8ohreFLJg[/youtube]


 :spin :spin :spin
Title: Re: Talented, beautiful women.
Post by: DJ_Tet on August 08, 2008, 07:07:37 AM
Hay guys, did you know he's gay?


I didn't know that, he sometimes makes posts where he doesn't clarify.
Title: Re: Talented, beautiful women.
Post by: Pharmacy on August 08, 2008, 07:14:09 AM
haha talented beautiful women dont exist¬!¬!¬!¬!¬!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Talented, beautiful women.
Post by: Powerslave on August 08, 2008, 07:23:52 AM
Quote from: DJ_Tet on August 08, 2008, 07:07:37 AM
Hay guys, did you know he's gay?


I didn't know that, he sometimes makes posts where he doesn't clarify.

what he's gay oh we didnt know that thats so great maybe he should post it about some more
Title: Re: Talented, beautiful women.
Post by: Tauntaun on August 08, 2008, 10:20:29 AM
:heartbeat Weaver :heartbeat
Title: Re: Talented, beautiful women.
Post by: lordmaji on August 08, 2008, 10:26:50 AM
Re: Talented, beautiful women.

doesn't happen often.
Title: Re: Talented, beautiful women.
Post by: Kestastrophe on August 08, 2008, 10:29:01 AM
Willem Dafoe-talented and beautiful woman

(http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/3222/willem0rr.jpg)

btw, I just saw this movie recently and it was crap. After watching "Overnight" I had low expectations, but it truly outshittied itself.