i'm going to skip this whole thing
So that means Iraq can't have a team
Fuck the Olympics in China.
Seriously, the point of the Olympics is human equality through competition from around the world.
So that means Iraq can't have a team and we are going to have it in a country that restricts their own people's culture.
Fuck the Olympics in China. Wake me up when they quit pissing on a united world vision.
I was at the Opening Ceremonies in Atlanta.
Beijing just shat all over it. Fucking incredible...
The fireworks display was stunning. Absolutely brilliant.
I was at the Opening Ceremonies in Atlanta.
Beijing just shat all over it. Fucking incredible...
Yeah, me too. And yeah, that was quite a spectacle.
I was at the Opening Ceremonies in Atlanta.
Beijing just shat all over it. Fucking incredible...
The fireworks display was stunning. Absolutely brilliant.
Are you watching in HD?
It's amazing, I don't think anything benefits more than fireworks from HD. I can't stand watching them in SD, but in HD I can't take my eyes away.
Gosh, I don't even remember. We were really high up though. Most of what I remember from that night was the chicks from Belgium who were staying at our house for the games, one of whom I ended up sleeping with that night. Still the hottest chick I've ever nailed.
Gosh, I don't even remember. We were really high up though. Most of what I remember from that night was the chicks from Belgium who were staying at our house for the games, one of whom I ended up sleeping with that night. Still the hottest chick I've ever nailed.
:lol
Nice...
Yeah, the only things I really remember about it was Magic Johnson sitting in the row behind us and the chrome plated Chevy trucks.
Fuck the Olympics in China.
Seriously, the point of the Olympics is human equality through competition from around the world.
So that means Iraq can't have a team and we are going to have it in a country that restricts their own people's culture.
Fuck the Olympics in China. Wake me up when they quit pissing on a united world vision.
Uhhhhh
how's canada doing?
:cancry
Barbara Bush is smokin' hot.A gold medal is wasted on a golden girl.
If I was Phelps I'd be using my Gold Medal status to get up on that ass.
I've always thought Laura Bush was good looking. Not in a "omg she's hot" way, but more like hm, I wouldn't mind snuggling with her after I mowed her lawn for $5
We won something? Thank Christ.
Canada's medal totals by mistake.We won something? Thank Christ.
We're in the medal lead, duder. WTF are you looking at?
Because the swimming chicks have such strong masculine physiques and features and yet its very sexually arousing.I don't think so.
omfg :-XYeah, she's the only swimmer who should wear a swimming cap on her face.
Because the swimming dudes have such strong masculine physiques and features and yet its very sexually arousing.
Because the swimming chicks have such strong masculine physiques and features and yet its very sexually arousing.I don't think so.
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omg Stephanie Price :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat:hump :hump :hump :hump :hump :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat
I missed olympics tonight. someone give a distinguished black fellow a rundown.Phelps is a cyborg.
I missed olympics tonight. someone give a distinguished black fellow a rundown.Phelps, some short Korean dude, the female Dutch team, an old American woman, and a woman named Rice were awesome in the water. Korean archers are crazy. And Nowitzki and Kaman are killing Angola.
Oh man. I missed basketball AND fencing AND archery?
FUCK
oh well I got laid.
ohMeh. Do a google search to see her brief ads and slutty myspace photos.
well then
Stephanie Rice :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat
Is China one of the best teams?No, they have too many chinks in their armor.
oh brother gymnastics is coming up
...its pretty sick of me to be talking about a 16 year old like that isn't it? :(
a ten maybedone in by an elliptical clause. :gloomy
am i right?
am i right?
a ten maybedone in by an elliptical clause. :gloomy
am i right?
am i right?
women's beach volleyball on universal hd!
Doesn't that site only live and no recaps?
my country still has 0, count em, zero medals. god we suck so much at practically everythingLift your head up high! Belgium is tied for 41st place with Canada.
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:lol
If I had to have sex with a dude, it would be Michael Phelps. No homo.
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:lol
Why is this funny...?
Well, it's funny because Bush flipped over the flag; has a stupid smirk on his face; and is getting stared at by his daughter, who looks annoyed.
women's beach volleyball on universal hd!
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My friends went to school with Phelps. They said he was a dick. His teeth are fucked up. But man can he swim.He looks like he'd be an ass to be honest.
Um, you guys are distinguished mentally-challenged. You can display the American flag backwards. There is nothing wrong with it. If it was upside down, you might have something to laugh at.
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Bush is stupid hur hur hur.
Display flag with canton on the right (canton is the blue field with the 50 start). Display canton facing right when displayed on a casket, when displayed as a decal on the right side of a vehicle (bus, truck, plane, etc.) When worn as a patch on the right arm (but use on left arm is preferable).
When displaying flag with canton on the left (canton is the blue field with the 50 stars), the canton of the flag should always be to the observer's left.
It's a two sided flag. The people behind him are seeing it with the canton on the left. It doesn't matter. As long as it isn't hung on a wall it can be held that way.Yes, Bush was showing the flag to the people behind him.
It's a two sided flag. The people behind him are seeing it with the canton on the left. It doesn't matter. As long as it isn't hung on a wall it can be held that way.
the funny thing is that george bush could be wearing a beer can hat in both of those pictures and he'd fit right in.
the funny thing is that george bush could be wearing a beer can hat in both of those pictures and he'd fit right in.
I still don't like him as a president, but damn he's been entertaining to watch over in Beijing as a fratboy sports fan. Anyone else see him on NBC with Costas last night?
My friends went to school with Phelps. They said he was a dick. His teeth are fucked up. But man can he swim.He looks like he'd be an ass to be honest.
Man amongst boys
yeah, uh, i saw him pull off his second WR this olympic games and holy crap. he was almost 2 body lengths ahead half the match.
I think according to either Time or Washington Post it was due to some dolphin dive/kick or something.
I thought 90% of all the swimmers wear the new speedo suits.
Hey CBC, could you show more than just China and Japan in the men's gymnastics team final?
Hey CBC, could you show more than just China and Japan in the men's gymnastics team final?
West coast NBC feed not live? (I don't know since I'm watching the East coast feed, along with CBC)
At the Albertville winter Olympics, condom machines in the athletes’ village had to be refilled every two hours. And in Sydney the organisers’ original order of 70,000 condoms went so fast that they had to order 20,000 more. Even with the replenishment, the supply was exhausted three days before the end of the competition schedule. (For the record, athletes who were in Sydney report that the Cuban delegation was the first to use up its allocation.) Salt Lake City in 2002 went even bigger: 250,000 condoms were handed out, despite the objections of the city’s Mormon leadership.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/othersports/olympics/2545387/Beijing-Olympics-Faking-scandal-over-girl-who-sang-in-opening-ceremony.html
China keep painting that grass green.
Wow, who knew that Olympians were so horny. (http://newslite.tv/2008/08/12/100000-condoms-for-olympic-sex.html)
Then I read this article from 2004. (http://news.scotsman.com/ViewArticle.aspx?articleid=2546876)QuoteAt the Albertville winter Olympics, condom machines in the athletes’ village had to be refilled every two hours. And in Sydney the organisers’ original order of 70,000 condoms went so fast that they had to order 20,000 more. Even with the replenishment, the supply was exhausted three days before the end of the competition schedule. (For the record, athletes who were in Sydney report that the Cuban delegation was the first to use up its allocation.) Salt Lake City in 2002 went even bigger: 250,000 condoms were handed out, despite the objections of the city’s Mormon leadership.
:hump
yeah, this is prettye well known
when you get a bunch of people in their late teens and 20s in peak human physical condition together put them under a lot of stress and they can't communicate verbally IT'S MAKE FUCK TIME
I'd like to get nasty with Nastia.spoiler (click to show/hide)When she turns 18.[close]
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Word...she be hot and she's 20. I can actually look at her and not feel disgusting inside.
But HOLY SHIT, did you see men's gymnastics!?! I can't believe we got a bronze! That Jonathan Horton was a total babe, too. :heart
I always watch the guys on the rings, and I swear it looks like the hardest event ever. I won a physical fitness award in high school, and part of the qualification was being able to do a 7-second bar-hang or a single pull-up. I had a hell of a hard time with one pull-up. I can't imagine having the sort of upper body strength needed to do the rings. Maybe that's why they're only an event in men's gymnastics?
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OMG, Michael Phelps. They're about to start lapping people.
OMG, Michael Phelps. They're about to start lapping people.
I'm about to start lapping people too.spoiler (click to show/hide)(http://i33.tinypic.com/2a9154y.jpg) :drool[close]
Judges cheating for the Chinese gymnasts. :mafYou'd think they did enough cheating themselves.
Judges cheating for the Chinese gymnasts. :maf
Judges cheating for the Chinese gymnasts. :maf
Dude, our girls royally fucked up. It's their own damn fault.
Hotter than Michael Adonis Phelps??
I bought a pair of gymnastic rings recently for Crossfit training. I could do pull-ups and dips etc on a bar(s) already but holy freaking crap, they're so much harder on rings. The stabilization element just cranks it up about 10 notches. Just holding yourself in the arms-locked, top-of-the-dip position is brutal - the first time I tried it, my arms shook uncontrollably. Rings are an amazing strength training tool, especially considering they cost me $50 and you can use them damn near anywhere. Unfortunately, you quickly realize that having a low bodyweight is 2nd only to upper body strength when it comes to the rings...
Judges cheating for the Chinese gymnasts. :maf
eepCould you please tell me what happens in the video before I watch it? Exploding ankles and the like really gross me out
http://videos.walwala.com/beijing-olympics-2008/janos-baranyai-suffers-a-horror-injury-beijing-olympic-2008-video_add79a3c0.html
eepCould you please tell me what happens in the video before I watch it? Exploding ankles and the like really gross me out
http://videos.walwala.com/beijing-olympics-2008/janos-baranyai-suffers-a-horror-injury-beijing-olympic-2008-video_add79a3c0.html
Holy shit. Canada still hasn't won a single medal. We fucking blow this year.
Holy shit. Canada still hasn't won a single medal. We fucking blow this year.
I haven't really been following at all, but I chuckled when I saw Yahoo had pulled the "Realtime Medal Ticker" off their Canadian front page. Winter Olympics, here we come!
Also watch us kick ass in 2010, haters.
Canada will send 332 athletes in 25 of 28 sports, the seventh largest team at the games and Canada's largest since 1988.
The COC has set a goal of finishing in the top 16 in medals; at the 2004 Summer Olympics, Canada finished 19th
Also watch us kick ass in 2010, haters.
That will show the Australians, most of whom have never so much as seen a snowflake.
Take your nineteen medals and shove them; we'll get ours in the Skeleton in 2010!
Twins Bia and Branca Feres, Brazilian synchronized divers:
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When does the track and field stuff start? I wanna see Jamaica dominate.I saw track qualifying last night.
:lol
Yeah, I always root for Jamaica in the running events. Usain Bolt and Asafa Powell will dominate this year.
They're very pretty and have nice butts, so what if they're flat chested.
Anyway:
face >>>> butt > tits
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Oh yeah, I have to call my cousin and make fun of him about that. :lol:lol
Yeah, I always root for Jamaica in the running events. Usain Bolt and Asafa Powell will dominate this year.
Hey, Canada has zero medals. don't you think I'm looking for other countries to cheer for.
Oh yeah, I have to call my cousin and make fun of him about that. :lol:lol
Yeah, I always root for Jamaica in the running events. Usain Bolt and Asafa Powell will dominate this year.
Hey, Canada has zero medals. don't you think I'm looking for other countries to cheer for.
Canada is nice though (that includes Brampton, bitches). Just a bit too cold sometimes. Hopefully I get to stay there for at least 2 weeks next summer. One week was way too short.
Should have been in Toronto a few days earlier. It would have been a blast. A lot warmer too.
PHELPS!!That was insane.
Should have been in Toronto a few days earlier. It would have been a blast. A lot warmer too.
What, you were in T.O, dude?
Should have been in Toronto a few days earlier. It would have been a blast. A lot warmer too.
What, you were in T.O, dude?
No no no. I never leave Saskatoon.
Should have been in Toronto a few days earlier. It would have been a blast. A lot warmer too.
What, you were in T.O, dude?
No no no. I never leave Saskatoon.
well then, what the fuck were you talking about?
Should have been in Toronto a few days earlier. It would have been a blast. A lot warmer too.
What, you were in T.O, dude?
No no no. I never leave Saskatoon.
well then, what the fuck were you talking about?
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Should have been in Toronto a few days earlier. It would have been a blast. A lot warmer too.I got it. That's evil FM. :lol
Canada is going to get a medal!! Gold or silver in women's wrestling later tonight! 1:40 AM PST!
Deport this filth. :usacryI was born in the US. :american
I wonder what would happen if Shawn Johnson and Phelps mated
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Oh well, at least we have the most dominant athlete in one sport, even if it's not in the Olympics:
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chances for first belgian medal... improving. we just reached the semi finals in soccer of all disciplinesArgentina - Holland is on, nice match so far.
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:lol
He probably left it untied to give himself an extra challenge:lol
Bolt is a twitchy, showboating 12-year-old who can't stand still for five seconds without flexing or making a goofy face.Stop hating, hater.
If i was the fastest man on earth i'd act how ever damn well i pleased.damn right
If i was the fastest man on earth i'd act how ever damn well i pleased.
If I were the fastest man on Earth, I wouldn't currently be watching Harold and Kumar go to White Castle while drinking vodka and a six-pack of Heineken.
If I were the fastest man on Earth, I wouldn't currently be watching Harold and Kumar go to White Castle while drinking vodka and a six-pack of Heineken.
would you be saving the world then. writing the great american novel. curing cancer. what.
YES
WE FINALLY GOT A MEDAL
silver in the 4x100m womenOnly because Jamaica and USA got disqualified.
silver in the 4x100m womenOnly because Jamaica and USA got disqualified.
In 4 years Michael Phelps will return!
In 4 years Usain Bolt will return!indeed
They should ask Muse / Matt Bellamy to compose something that sounds like huge epic win for the opening ceremony.:rock
What's gonna happen to the Bird's Nest now? That stadium owns. :(
What's gonna happen to the Bird's Nest now? That stadium owns. :(
gayWhat's gonna happen to the Bird's Nest now? That stadium owns. :(
I hear they're gonna host the National Ping-Pong Championships there next year. After that, who knows.
gayWhat's gonna happen to the Bird's Nest now? That stadium owns. :(
I hear they're gonna host the National Ping-Pong Championships there next year. After that, who knows.
"After an army band played the Chinese national anthem, hundreds of gayly dressed dancers, acrobats and drummers swirled onto the field, then made room for the athletes, strolling in casually and exuberantly from four different entrances. "