THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: muckhole on August 08, 2008, 11:58:58 PM
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Found 'em hanging out on our big dock. Little bastards. Fuck I hate stupid teenagers.
:cop :mrt :gun :whip :chicken
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I love teenagers. They were just trying to have fun, they weren't trying to hurt you!
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Fuck I hate stupid teenagers.
This part of your post is somewhat redundant.
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I love teenagers. They were just trying to have fun, they weren't trying to hurt you!
Clearly you havent seen Funny Games
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:punch
some fucks trashed my parents' fence last week. FUCKIN KIDS
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I love teenagers. They were just trying to have fun, they weren't trying to hurt you!
Then why were they climbing into one of my customers boats? Dumb twats, I say. Up to no damn good.
This part of your post is somewhat redundant.
It was added for extra flavouring, like saffron.
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If you can't hit them before they get past your property line, just remember to drag them back across before you call the police.
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It was added for extra flavouring, like saffron.
Nice.
Maybe you could set a trap next time. Then post here for suggestions on what to do with them.
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I can't run worth a shit anymore, but "big bald dude with the deep voice" coming towards them is usually enough. Problem now is I can't sleep, and I'm waiting to see if the stupid reprobates try to sneak back in.
It was added for extra flavouring, like saffron.
Nice.
Maybe you could set a trap next time. Then post here for suggestions on what to do with them.
:lol I don't think even I am that cruel.
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You should run at them screaming gibberish in a deep voice. A big bald dude running at you screaming gibberish is one of the scariest things imaginable, even moreso when holding a large battering tool.
"BEEMOFOWLARMAAFAHDARFADARFIGOANAFUAGADAG"
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You should run at them screaming gibberish in a deep voice. A big bald dude running at you screaming gibberish is one of the scariest things imaginable, even moreso when holding a large battering tool.
"BEEMOFOWLARMAAFAHDARFADARFIGOANAFUAGADAG"
See, I want to scare them, not clean their poo off my property.
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You should run at them screaming gibberish in a deep voice. A big bald dude running at you screaming gibberish is one of the scariest things imaginable, even moreso when holding a large battering tool.
"BEEMOFOWLARMAAFAHDARFADARFIGOANAFUAGADAG"
With clown makeup.
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It's true though. In grade 8 me and my friends had a thing for climbing to the tops of schools. Well this one time we mannaged to get a shopping cart up there with us and rolled it of the roof. Some big guy who's back yard was next to the school came out wearing overalls with out a shirt and chased use around while wielding a hammer.
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I usually break out glow sticks and start raving with them.
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I used to carry one of those big ass Mag-Lites, but I lost it. :'(
I usually break out glow sticks and start raving with them.
:lol These were more the "dirty lumber jacket" burnout types.
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I love teenagers. They were just trying to have fun, they weren't trying to hurt you!
Clearly you havent seen Funny Games
lmfao, just watched that movie
Good - the teenagers
Bad - that part where they goddamn leave for thirty minutes of screen time
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(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/g/z/1/mccain_get_off_lawn.jpg)
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you just said "big dock" and "little bastards" in the same post ;)
You wanted to fuck them no?
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No, I didn't WANT to fuck them.
But, "Spare the rod, spoil the child". :hump
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but they were hanging on your big dock!
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but they were hanging on your big dock!
I think you missed the part where I subtley insinuated that I did, indeed fuck them.
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Im picturing that your story played out like this ;)
[youtube=425,350]poHtGdPjM5M[/youtube]
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I think you missed the part where I subtley insinuated that I did, indeed fuck them.
That's hot.