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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: muckhole on August 08, 2008, 11:58:58 PM

Title: I just had to chase two punks off the property.
Post by: muckhole on August 08, 2008, 11:58:58 PM
Found 'em hanging out on our big dock. Little bastards. Fuck I hate stupid teenagers.

:cop :mrt :gun :whip :chicken
Title: Re: I just had to chase two punks of the property.
Post by: Greatness Gone on August 09, 2008, 12:01:24 AM
I love teenagers. They were just trying to have fun, they weren't trying to hurt you!
Title: Re: I just had to chase two punks of the property.
Post by: Bildi on August 09, 2008, 12:01:47 AM
Fuck I hate stupid teenagers.

This part of your post is somewhat redundant.
Title: Re: I just had to chase two punks of the property.
Post by: demi on August 09, 2008, 12:03:28 AM
I love teenagers. They were just trying to have fun, they weren't trying to hurt you!

Clearly you havent seen Funny Games
Title: Re: I just had to chase two punks of the property.
Post by: Positive Touch on August 09, 2008, 12:04:07 AM
:punch

some fucks trashed my parents' fence last week.   FUCKIN KIDS
Title: Re: I just had to chase two punks of the property.
Post by: muckhole on August 09, 2008, 12:04:58 AM
I love teenagers. They were just trying to have fun, they weren't trying to hurt you!

Then why were they climbing into one of my customers boats? Dumb twats, I say. Up to no damn good.

This part of your post is somewhat redundant.

It was added for extra flavouring, like saffron.
Title: Re: I just had to chase two punks of the property.
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 09, 2008, 12:08:13 AM
If you can't hit them before they get past your property line, just remember to drag them back across before you call the police.
Title: Re: I just had to chase two punks of the property.
Post by: Bildi on August 09, 2008, 12:13:04 AM
It was added for extra flavouring, like saffron.

Nice.

Maybe you could set a trap next time.  Then post here for suggestions on what to do with them.
Title: Re: I just had to chase two punks of the property.
Post by: muckhole on August 09, 2008, 12:13:23 AM
I can't run worth a shit anymore, but "big bald dude with the deep voice" coming towards them is usually enough. Problem now is I can't sleep, and I'm waiting to see if the stupid reprobates try to sneak back in.

It was added for extra flavouring, like saffron.

Nice.

Maybe you could set a trap next time.  Then post here for suggestions on what to do with them.

 :lol I don't think even I am that cruel.
Title: Re: I just had to chase two punks of the property.
Post by: Crushed on August 09, 2008, 12:22:28 AM
You should run at them screaming gibberish in a deep voice. A big bald dude running at you screaming gibberish is one of the scariest things imaginable, even moreso when holding a large battering tool.

"BEEMOFOWLARMAAFAHDARFADARFIGOANAFUAGADAG"
Title: Re: I just had to chase two punks of the property.
Post by: muckhole on August 09, 2008, 12:23:43 AM
You should run at them screaming gibberish in a deep voice. A big bald dude running at you screaming gibberish is one of the scariest things imaginable, even moreso when holding a large battering tool.

"BEEMOFOWLARMAAFAHDARFADARFIGOANAFUAGADAG"

See, I want to scare them, not clean their poo off my property.
Title: Re: I just had to chase two punks of the property.
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 09, 2008, 12:37:04 AM
You should run at them screaming gibberish in a deep voice. A big bald dude running at you screaming gibberish is one of the scariest things imaginable, even moreso when holding a large battering tool.

"BEEMOFOWLARMAAFAHDARFADARFIGOANAFUAGADAG"

With clown makeup.
Title: Re: I just had to chase two punks of the property.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 09, 2008, 12:40:17 AM
It's true though.  In grade 8 me and my friends had a thing for climbing to the tops of schools.  Well this one time we mannaged to get a shopping cart up there with us and rolled it of the roof.  Some big guy who's back yard was next to the school came out wearing overalls with out a shirt and chased use around while wielding a hammer.
Title: Re: I just had to chase two punks of the property.
Post by: cool breeze on August 09, 2008, 12:41:31 AM
I usually break out glow sticks and start raving with them.
Title: Re: I just had to chase two punks of the property.
Post by: muckhole on August 09, 2008, 12:43:04 AM
I used to carry one of those big ass Mag-Lites, but I lost it. :'(

I usually break out glow sticks and start raving with them.

 :lol These were more the "dirty lumber jacket" burnout types.
Title: Re: I just had to chase two punks of the property.
Post by: Bloodwake on August 09, 2008, 10:31:01 AM
I love teenagers. They were just trying to have fun, they weren't trying to hurt you!

Clearly you havent seen Funny Games

lmfao, just watched that movie

Good - the teenagers
Bad - that part where they goddamn leave for thirty minutes of screen time
Title: Re: I just had to chase two punks off the property.
Post by: Brehvolution on August 09, 2008, 10:47:50 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/g/z/1/mccain_get_off_lawn.jpg)
Title: Re: I just had to chase two punks off the property.
Post by: abrader on August 09, 2008, 10:50:25 AM
you just said "big dock" and "little bastards" in the same post ;)

You wanted to fuck them no?

Title: Re: I just had to chase two punks off the property.
Post by: muckhole on August 09, 2008, 11:07:04 AM
No, I didn't WANT to fuck them.

But, "Spare the rod, spoil the child".   :hump
Title: Re: I just had to chase two punks off the property.
Post by: abrader on August 09, 2008, 11:14:52 AM
but they were hanging on your big dock!
Title: Re: I just had to chase two punks off the property.
Post by: muckhole on August 10, 2008, 12:29:38 PM
but they were hanging on your big dock!

I think you missed the part where I subtley insinuated that I did, indeed fuck them.
Title: Re: I just had to chase two punks off the property.
Post by: abrader on August 10, 2008, 05:05:10 PM

Im picturing that your story played out like this ;)

[youtube=425,350]poHtGdPjM5M[/youtube]

Title: Re: I just had to chase two punks off the property.
Post by: Greatness Gone on August 10, 2008, 05:06:20 PM
I think you missed the part where I subtley insinuated that I did, indeed fuck them.

That's hot.