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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: T234 on August 10, 2008, 03:32:43 AM

Title: I almost got stabbed at work today. How was your day?
Post by: T234 on August 10, 2008, 03:32:43 AM
Some fool could not return a camera, got real pissed, felt for the knife on his belt, thought better of it, threw the camera back in his cart, stormed the fuck out, hollering "WAL-MART MUST GET ITS GAS FOR FREE!"

Later on, his wife called, I told her that a man has needs and that she clearly wasn't fulfilling his to stop  him from being so angry. She hung up on me, and I never saw her again.

I'm going to bed, evilbore. 
Title: Re: I almost got stabbed at work today. How was your day?
Post by: KidGalactus on August 10, 2008, 03:36:19 AM
Back when I worked at Church's Chicken I got guns pulled on me a couple of times.

And not even a follow-up phone call.

I feel cheated
Title: Re: I almost got stabbed at work today. How was your day?
Post by: MCD on August 10, 2008, 03:38:12 AM
Goodnight Sweet Prince.
Title: Re: I almost got stabbed at work today. How was your day?
Post by: Vizzys on August 10, 2008, 03:38:25 AM
he will be back tomorrow

be prepared
Title: Re: I almost got stabbed at work today. How was your day?
Post by: Fragamemnon on August 10, 2008, 04:01:49 AM
I played like six hours of Chuzzle (over a half million score in Chuzzle Classic!), got a Warhammer Online beta invite, had a good dinner, and got some good exercise this afternoon so I really feel great.

Today was a good day indeed!
Title: Re: I almost got stabbed at work today. How was your day?
Post by: Tucah on August 10, 2008, 10:44:18 AM
So far today, I've just been reading Watchmen.
Title: Re: I almost got stabbed at work today. How was your day?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 10, 2008, 10:46:30 AM
He got out the store after that shit? Your Wal Mart must be different from ours; it would be pretty tough to pull anything like that due to the layout of the place; the security guard place is right near the exits.
Title: Re: I almost got stabbed at work today. How was your day?
Post by: T234 on August 10, 2008, 11:20:40 AM
I was alone, and he was out the door before I could my boss, (who is both my cousin and undefeated MMA fighter on the side).

Had he pulled his knife and brandished it at me, I would have slit his throat with my boxcutter on the spot.                           
Title: Re: I almost got stabbed at work today. How was your day?
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 10, 2008, 11:25:29 AM
So far no stabbings!
Title: Re: I almost got stabbed at work today. How was your day?
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 10, 2008, 11:27:58 AM
So far no stabbings!
I played like six hours of Chuzzle (over a half million score in Chuzzle Classic!), got a Warhammer Online beta invite, had a good dinner, and got some good exercise this afternoon so I really feel great.

Today was a good day indeed!

haha I always forget the time difference. I was like wtf its 8:22, then im like wtf Dinner, then I remembered some people on the east coast call lunch dinner and dinner supper
Title: Re: I almost got stabbed at work today. How was your day?
Post by: muckhole on August 10, 2008, 11:30:21 AM
I was like wtf its 8:22, then im like wtf Dinner, then I remembered some people on the east coast call lunch dinner and dinner supper

Not me. That's madness.

It's 11:24 am here and the toughest part of my day so far is dealing with a cranky kitty cat. Upon further detective work, the dish was empty.
Title: Re: I almost got stabbed at work today. How was your day?
Post by: T234 on August 10, 2008, 11:41:37 AM
Today was a good day indeed!
you might as well be regaling tales from the pink promised land just to remind PD, Cajole, and I (boogie has already boogied, and thusly left the Hairy Molten Core raid group) of just the shittiness of our days. 

DARK KNIGHT FOR THE 4TH TIME IN AN HOUR :hyper
Title: Re: I almost got stabbed at work today. How was your day?
Post by: T234 on August 10, 2008, 11:43:12 AM
I can't believe I just posted such faggotry.
Title: Re: I almost got stabbed at work today. How was your day?
Post by: Shuri on August 10, 2008, 09:48:00 PM
when at the park with my friend, we had a picnic and we talked while soaking up the sun while laying in the grass, went home and she cooked me the best steak I ever had. We went for milkshakes and here i am now, on the internets
Title: Re: I almost got stabbed at work today. How was your day?
Post by: Brehvolution on August 10, 2008, 09:57:32 PM
If you feel the need to stab a wal mart employee, you have hit rock bottom. smh
Title: Re: I almost got stabbed at work today. How was your day?
Post by: Tauntaun on August 10, 2008, 10:46:13 PM
I can't believe I just posted such faggotry.

Why so serious?  :hump