THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on November 19, 2006, 04:28:09 PM
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Hey everyone, I was thinking... instead of chasing around really hot chicks I could easily just gun for mediocre broads. Honestly, pulling mid-grade women is easy as hell... and they're grateful for any sort of attention, so they're easier to handle, and they appreciate you more. Until recently, I stayed away from these chicks. I'd never return their calls, and I'd just be really crass towards them. After a week of jockin' me, most got the point and left me alone. But I've just had an idea.
I was watching an infomercial on real-estate and how people were buying properties that were in poor shape, fixing them up a little, then reselling them at a higher price.
Now, what if I could apply this to women?
I could fix em up. Like, take them shopping and get them make overs... and have hot chicks teach them how to wear makeup and shit... all on THEIR dime of course.
And in if they're out of shape, I can always take em on walks, or go with them to the gym. Cheap dates.
Now, is my plan feasible? I mean, the nearest shopping mall is 60 miles away, so the clothes part is going to cost me some serious gas money. (for some reason girls don't understand the whole "halfsies on gas" deal) Also, I might get dogged for hooking up with some mediocre chicks (I could hide the relationship for a good two weeks just to get them up to snuff...). And then there's the whole breaking it to them that I want to fix them up. It's awkward letting a girl know that she's not up to par... and on top of that, my keen fashion sense and awareness of aesthetics could be suspect to some.
Ownage follows:
http://community.allhiphop.com/showthread.php?t=323973
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TBS is more hopeless than you are, PD.
When it comes to getting pussy, that is... :shh
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"It ain't bout that quality, its bout that quantitiy"
"I learned this shi on the e-streets"
"I be pullin in them mediocre meat flaps than any pimp. Just cause they got that dog face don't mean the pussy be feelin any worse"
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No, that plan isn't fucking feasible. Don't support this kind of fucking thinking. Fucking Christ, this will end all man-kind. If you start dating these mediocre women, when you take them on a date and return their calls, they think it's okay to be 20 pounds overweight with horrible complexion. They won't change when you start talking to them. If they can get a date while being a porker, why would they ever need to lose weight?
Someone stop this jackass. He's going to destroy us.
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Yeah, like TBS' plans ever go anywhere. :lol
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Yeah, like TBS' plans ever go anywhere. :lol
I've only ever heard of this guy. I've never been anywhere he actively posts. He was banned at GAF shortly before I started posting and he was banned here before I started posting.
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Of course, the kind of "women" TBS goes for require about 100k worth of surgery before the average male would even think twice.
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Yeah, like TBS' plans ever go anywhere. :lol
I've only ever heard of this guy. I've never been anywhere he actively posts. He was banned at GAF shortly before I started posting and he was banned here before I started posting.
TBS isn't banned here, I don't think. However, he DOES get the hardcore group stomping whenever he shows up, but it's all totally deserved. IMO, that's the better way to deal with idiot posters- just make it really obvious that they're not welcome and fuck with them. It's not like it's hard with TBS, either. Even Shake is probably smarter.
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It's funny because he's so cheap :lol
Also the plan isn't feasible because she'll leave TBS cheap ass.
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Yeah, like TBS' plans ever go anywhere. :lol
I've only ever heard of this guy. I've never been anywhere he actively posts. He was banned at GAF shortly before I started posting and he was banned here before I started posting.
TBS isn't banned here, I don't think. However, he DOES get the hardcore group stomping whenever he shows up, but it's all totally deserved. IMO, that's the better way to deal with idiot posters- just make it really obvious that they're not welcome and fuck with them. It's not like it's hard with TBS, either. Even Shake is probably smarter.
lolz. I've just heard he's annoying as hell.
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Yeah, like TBS' plans ever go anywhere. :lol
I've only ever heard of this guy. I've never been anywhere he actively posts. He was banned at GAF shortly before I started posting and he was banned here before I started posting.
TBS isn't banned here, I don't think. However, he DOES get the hardcore group stomping whenever he shows up, but it's all totally deserved. IMO, that's the better way to deal with idiot posters- just make it really obvious that they're not welcome and fuck with them. It's not like it's hard with TBS, either. Even Shake is probably smarter.
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:lol excellent.
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"e-streets" is an awesome term. I'm stealing that.
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TBS originally came off as a cool sage to me. He'd talk to me and he almost wound up moving in with me for college. At the time I had the impression that he was some kind of ladies man a la Aoi Tsuki or Bunkster lol. But the more we talked the more it became evident that he was just as hopeless as me, if not more.
I don't see how many chicks could dig TBS' act, and apparently no good looking ones do. I'm rather straight up, and I realize I'm not the greatest dude in the world. That attitude would work wonders for Mr. Steel.
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TBS originally came off as a cool sage to me. He'd talk to me and he almost wound up moving in with me for college. At the time I had the impression that he was some kind of ladies man a la Aoi Tsuki or Bunkster lol. But the more we talked the more it became evident that he was just as hopeless as me, if not more.
I don't see how many chicks could dig TBS' act, and apparently no good looking ones do. I'm rather straight up, and I realize I'm not the greatest dude in the world. That attitude would work wonders for Mr. Steel.
That would of been so awesome: pure sitcom material.
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TBS originally came off as a cool sage to me. He'd talk to me and he almost wound up moving in with me for college. At the time I had the impression that he was some kind of ladies man a la Aoi Tsuki or Bunkster lol. But the more we talked the more it became evident that he was just as hopeless as me, if not more.
I don't see how many chicks could dig TBS' act, and apparently no good looking ones do. I'm rather straight up, and I realize I'm not the greatest dude in the world. That attitude would work wonders for Mr. Steel.
That would of been so awesome: pure sitcom material.
"Here, PD, put on this wig and fuck me up the ass."
"This wig looks Brazilian"
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Well he does have a very nice camera...
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It writes itself, it would be a mix of Fresh Prince of Bel Air,How I met your mother and the Mary Tyler Moore Show.
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With a little Deliverance thrown for for comic effect
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It never happened :shh
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i like the way you talk.
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Me?
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Me?
You got a pretty mouth, boy.