THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: GilloD on August 13, 2008, 09:12:20 PM

Title: Oh fudge I just walked about 80 flights of stairs
Post by: GilloD on August 13, 2008, 09:12:20 PM
So, I started running today. And I ran for about 25 minutes. I'm just about to go inside my apartment building when I notice this older (40ish) Chinese lady unloading her car. I ask if she needs help, she seems totally grateful.

This lady has a fuckload of stuff- About 16 garbage bags, 4 huge suitcases and 15 boxes of who knows. I'm relieved when I ask her what floor she lives on:

"Firss", she says, "firss flaw"

So I start taking her shit into the first floor. She stops me, "No" she says, "fourss floor".

"Fourss floor?"

She holds up four fingers- "Fourss floor".

Fourth floor. Fuck.
Title: Re: Oh fudge I just walked about 80 flights of stairs
Post by: Beezy on August 13, 2008, 09:26:45 PM
fours floor :lol
Title: Re: Oh fudge I just walked about 80 flights of stairs
Post by: muckhole on August 13, 2008, 09:41:27 PM
 :lol

You poor bastard.

Did you get laid for your heroism?
Title: Re: Oh fudge I just walked about 80 flights of stairs
Post by: muckhole on August 13, 2008, 10:46:11 PM
Quote from: Spencer on August 13, 2008, 10:45:17 PM
Your Firss American Hero!

Fixeded
Title: Re: Oh fudge I just walked about 80 flights of stairs
Post by: TVC15 on August 13, 2008, 10:47:18 PM
This is why you shouldn't talk to people you don't know.  Especially if they look like they might have an accent.
Title: Re: Oh fudge I just walked about 80 flights of stairs
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 13, 2008, 10:47:47 PM
I would'a Billy Madison'ed that shit
Title: Re: Oh fudge I just walked about 80 flights of stairs
Post by: cool breeze on August 13, 2008, 10:50:30 PM
Look at it this way,
Title: Re: Oh fudge I just walked about 80 flights of stairs
Post by: laesperanzapaz on August 13, 2008, 11:31:56 PM
hey you know there's a bright side to this:
Title: Re: Oh fudge I just walked about 80 flights of stairs
Post by: GilloD on August 14, 2008, 08:02:48 AM
In my exhuasted state I forgot the best part of the story: She tells me she's a painter. So I'm all, "Oh, what doy ou paint" figuring she's like a hobbyist landscape painter or whatever.

It turns out she has like a PhD in BRAIN MELTING PSYCHADELIC EXPERIMENTAL PAINTING.
Title: Re: Oh fudge I just walked about 80 flights of stairs
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 14, 2008, 11:16:48 AM
did you stick it in her sweet and sour chicken?
Title: Re: Oh fudge I just walked about 80 flights of stairs
Post by: GilloD on August 14, 2008, 11:19:13 AM
Quote from: Professor Prole on August 14, 2008, 11:16:48 AM
did you stick it in her sweet and sour chicken?

No, but I got a look at her General Tso.
Title: Re: Oh fudge I just walked about 80 flights of stairs
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 14, 2008, 11:37:26 AM
:o
Title: Re: Oh fudge I just walked about 80 flights of stairs
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 14, 2008, 11:42:58 AM
and then you showed her how to make kung pow
Title: Re: Oh fudge I just walked about 80 flights of stairs
Post by: Reb on August 14, 2008, 11:52:11 AM
KUNG POW, RIGHT IN THE KISSER