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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Eric P on August 14, 2008, 03:06:47 PM

Title: where do evangelical christians thing oil comes from?
Post by: Eric P on August 14, 2008, 03:06:47 PM
is oil god's way of testing them too along with fossils?

Title: Re: where do evangelical christians thing oil comes from?
Post by: Reb on August 14, 2008, 03:11:01 PM
God put it there, it's not that hard.
Title: Re: where do evangelical christians thing oil comes from?
Post by: duckman2000 on August 14, 2008, 03:12:42 PM
God works in mysterious ways. To question is to sin.
Title: Re: where do evangelical christians thing oil comes from?
Post by: Brehvolution on August 14, 2008, 03:27:54 PM
Do you think they would settle with just 1 gimmick?
Title: Re: where do evangelical christians thing oil comes from?
Post by: Tauntaun on August 14, 2008, 03:55:41 PM
The crushed bones of sinners.
Title: Re: where do evangelical christians thing oil comes from?
Post by: APF on August 14, 2008, 08:29:52 PM
Blood of Iraqi children.
Title: Re: where do evangelical christians thing oil comes from?
Post by: Hollywood on August 14, 2008, 08:32:17 PM
It comes from the earth's core mother fucker. Creationism once again shits on evolution. Enjoy fake science bitches!  :hehe :hehe
Title: Re: where do evangelical christians thing oil comes from?
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 14, 2008, 08:39:39 PM
Many of them also believe that the earth was created exclusively for the use of mankind, so it's no stretch for them to believe that the oil was just put there for them by God as a convenience. This is why many of them have no problem with dumping chemicals in the sea etc. It's all ours to fuck with, don't need to worry about them coral reefs or dolphins.
Title: Re: where do evangelical christians thing oil comes from?
Post by: Fragamemnon on August 14, 2008, 08:44:05 PM
They know it comes from the ground-how it got there is a debate full of science denial and cognitive dissonance. They don't care about consumption of it, either-they are pretty sure that Jesus will come back long before we even get close to running out.
Title: Re: where do evangelical christians thing oil comes from?
Post by: Fresh Prince on August 14, 2008, 08:46:47 PM
Like bananas, oil is part of God's design.
Title: Re: where do evangelical christians thing oil comes from?
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 14, 2008, 08:52:28 PM
From a gas station!

Title: Re: where do evangelical christians thing oil comes from?
Post by: bagofeyes on August 14, 2008, 08:57:50 PM
from that iraq they is liberatin'
Title: Re: where do evangelical christians thing oil comes from?
Post by: Eric P on August 14, 2008, 09:18:26 PM
Many of them also believe that the earth was created exclusively for the use of mankind, so it's no stretch for them to believe that the oil was just put there for them by God as a convenience. This is why many of them have no problem with dumping chemicals in the sea etc. It's all ours to fuck with, don't need to worry about them coral reefs or dolphins.

apocalyptism is such a waste
Title: Re: where do evangelical christians thing oil comes from?
Post by: jiji on August 15, 2008, 03:00:16 AM
Here you go: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abiotic_oil
Title: Re: where do evangelical christians thing oil comes from?
Post by: drohne on August 15, 2008, 03:08:16 AM
is there a fundie euphimism for 'fossil fuels'

if there isn't, can we invent one and see if it sticks

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