THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on August 14, 2008, 05:55:57 PM
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So I was at Gamestop to hang out like all the cool kids do
I was in the back corner of the story rubbing myself while looking at the back of a used copy of Ar Tornelico, and some fat little asian kid came up to me and asked what I was doing?
I figured if I ignored him, he'd go away.
Then he went and called out across the store, saying "Daddy, he's doing something he shouldn't be doing."
At this point I had to do something. I quickly crushed an empty soda can and bent it in half, creating many jagged edges which I used to scrape the fuck out of the kid's face and gouge at his eyes. After he was blinded, I turned him around and dropped trou, all while ripping off his pants. I bent him over one of those wire mesh used bins filled with 900 copies of 2+ year old sports games and just went to town, Space Moose style. I also spit on the back of his head.
But then the cheap mesh bin started to sway and give, and the whole thing eventually collapsed, causing a sea of copies of Madden 2001 for XBox to spill fucking everyone. We all had a good laugh and I went home to play Mana Khemia.
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so did you copy this from someplace else
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It's all real. Except the mana khemia part.
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Did he feel good? I bet he felt good. I've always wanted to puncture a fat asian.
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Is it a response to this post here?
http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=4650.msg607797#msg607797
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You should have pushed him into a magazine rack after you were done
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Shoulda blinded them with mace!
Have the people afflicted by the Madden 2001 spillage been offered professional counselling for the trauma?
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More believable than a Phoenix Dark story.
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fake
;)
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:lol
Today I heard a Gamestop employee convince a person to not buy a 360, but instead wait and buy a Wii. "All the possible games you could want on Xbox will be, at some point, going to Wii."
I just left after that. Seriously, some GS employees are fucking distinguished mentally-challenged.
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I think TVC has a explosive future in erotic fiction ahead of him.
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I appreciated and enjoyed the Space Moose reference.
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I appreciated and enjoyed the Space Moose reference.
(http://www.cs.grin.edu/~wellons/comics/space-moose/time_machine3.gif)
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:lol
Today I heard a Gamestop employee convince a person to not buy a 360, but instead wait and buy a Wii. "All the possible games you could want on Xbox will be, at some point, going to Wii."
I just left after that. Seriously, some GS employees are fucking distinguished mentally-challenged.
You should have punched that n-tard in the throat. :punch
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Hahaha. I like how this went from innocent to WTF in 5 seconds.
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Space Moose rulz
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cant wait for the next thread when Ar tonelico II comes out
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I think TVC has a explosive future in erotic fiction ahead of him.
Hopefully that fiction finds it way to celluloid for those of us so inclined.