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Title: God, please don't say the name Michael Phelps again
Post by: Billy Rygar on August 17, 2008, 12:26:11 AM
Good thing nobody actually gives a fuck and two weeks from now i'll never hear the name again.
Title: Re: God please don't say the name Michael Phelps again
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 17, 2008, 12:30:04 AM
Agreed.  Hope he gets run over by a rickshaw on his way to the airport. 
Title: Re: God, please don't say the name Michael Phelps again
Post by: Tucah on August 17, 2008, 12:31:47 AM
I'm so sick of the Michael Phelps love. I respect that he's a pretty great swimmer, but please let there be some talk of the Olympics without mention of Phelps.
Title: Re: God please don't say the name Michael Phelps again
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 17, 2008, 12:32:05 AM
Ah. In Japan, the tv coverage is skewed so badly to the local heroes that there was barely any mention of Phelps' 8th medal during the 4x100m coverage - Japan's bronze success was the main focus. Much like PS3 coverage on gaf, really.
Title: Re: God, please don't say the name Michael Phelps again
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 17, 2008, 12:35:24 AM
He doesn't even need to get run over.  Nobody will give a fuck in a few weeks, because no one actually cares for swimming.

No something must happen to him.  That will show him for being an American instead of a Canadian and not doing anything for us!  That jerk.
Title: Re: God, please don't say the name Michael Phelps again
Post by: bagofeyes on August 17, 2008, 12:45:44 AM
you fuckin commie
Title: Re: God, please don't say the name Michael Phelps again
Post by: cool breeze on August 17, 2008, 12:48:32 AM
No one actually cares about any sport, but they watch to see someone, or some team, become the best of the best.  People need a figure to be seen as the best to validate their worth and consider themselves 'Number 2' to this guy's 'Number 1'.
Title: Re: God, please don't say the name Michael Phelps again
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 17, 2008, 12:49:32 AM
I also hate people who excel.

Did you think that NBC wouldn't be hyping an American Olympian who broke seven world records and won eight gold medals during the Olympics, which cost them close to a billion dollars in rights fees.

Even in Canada, he's receiving a lot of attention.
Title: Re: God, please don't say the name Michael Phelps again
Post by: Candyflip on August 17, 2008, 12:50:39 AM
Beats hearing about Brett Favre
Title: Re: God, please don't say the name Michael Phelps again
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 17, 2008, 12:58:36 AM
malek is a big pussy.

I don't think so.  If he was he wouldn't mope so much over women as he would be content just fucking himself. 
Title: Re: God, please don't say the name Michael Phelps again
Post by: Crushed on August 17, 2008, 01:08:32 AM
Michael Phelps Fred Phelps
Hmmm Are They Brothers
Title: Re: God, please don't say the name Michael Phelps again
Post by: Fresh Prince on August 17, 2008, 01:10:30 AM
Phelps was a picked on weird looking guy who swam to be accepted. I think I would've respected him more if just went Columbine.
Title: Re: God, please don't say the name Michael Phelps again
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 17, 2008, 01:20:20 AM
you're just a hater

hatehatehate
Title: Re: God, please don't say the name Michael Phelps again
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 17, 2008, 01:21:06 AM
He doesn't even need to get run over.  Nobody will give a fuck in a few weeks, because no one actually cares for swimming.

No something must happen to him.  That will show him for being an American instead of a Canadian and not doing anything for us!  That jerk.

Micheal Phelps has 8X as many gold medals as Canada. :bow
Title: Re: God, please don't say the name Michael Phelps again
Post by: Beezy on August 17, 2008, 01:56:41 AM
:bow Usain Bolt :bow2
Title: Re: God, please don't say the name Michael Phelps again
Post by: cool breeze on August 17, 2008, 01:57:54 AM
:bow Usain Bolt :bow2

The Flash to Phelp's Aquaman.

Title: Re: God, please don't say the name Michael Phelps again
Post by: drohne on August 17, 2008, 02:09:10 AM
i was pretty impressed with michael phelps until i saw nbc's michael phelps montage set to that one awful muse song just now. now i pretty much hate him. thanks muse
Title: Re: God, please don't say the name Michael Phelps again
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 17, 2008, 02:16:42 AM
michael phelps Michael Phelps MICHAEL PHELPS
Title: Re: God, please don't say the name Michael Phelps again
Post by: Eel O'Brian on August 17, 2008, 02:22:31 AM
good for that guy, he got his 15, and he'll be cashing those checks for a few more years

Title: Re: God, please don't say the name Michael Phelps again
Post by: pilonv1 on August 17, 2008, 02:25:38 AM
it used to be the same in australia until ian thorpe retired. now its just whoever is flavour of the month, like libby trickett or stephanie rice.
Title: Re: God, please don't say the name Michael Phelps again
Post by: fistfulofmetal on August 17, 2008, 02:53:58 AM
stephanie rice is fucking hot
Title: Re: God, please don't say the name Michael Phelps again
Post by: TVC15 on August 17, 2008, 03:30:02 AM
i was pretty impressed with michael phelps until i saw nbc's michael phelps montage set to that one awful muse song just now. now i pretty much hate him. thanks muse

"that one awful muse song?"  I'm sorry, drohne, you're going to have to narrow it down for us.
Title: Re: God, please don't say the name Michael Phelps again
Post by: drohne on August 17, 2008, 03:39:17 AM
oh, they're all awful, but you know -- that one
Title: Re: God, please don't say the name Michael Phelps again
Post by: DJ_Tet on August 17, 2008, 10:47:15 AM
Beats hearing about Brett Favre

Heh, I was gonna say something like...


Michael Phelps : Olympics ::  Brett Favre : NFL


I'm sick of hearing about Phelps too.  IMO what Bolt did in the 100m was much more impressive than any individual thing Phelps did.  However, Phelps' overall accomplishment is amazing.  That said, only a swimmer could ever have the 'most gold' record, because no other event has even close to the amount of events.  I realize there are different strokes (duh) and not every swimmer dominates at every stroke, but it's routine to see swimmers swin in 4-5 events every Olympics.  If you're the best shotputter ever, you'd never get 1/100th of the run that Phelps does, if you excelled at discus too that would mean at best you could win about 8 golds (2 each events for four Olympics.)

Swimming spams the medals and that has to be taken into the equation of 'OMG 8 golds!'
Title: Re: God, please don't say the name Michael Phelps again
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 17, 2008, 10:49:14 AM
So Phelps is basically a really good nade spammer.
Title: Re: God, please don't say the name Michael Phelps again
Post by: duckman2000 on August 17, 2008, 11:16:32 AM
Anyone else feel that it's become increasingly difficult to take this seriously? Either immediately, or in a few years when detection kits have caught up with cloaked "steroid" usage, these Olympic champions will probably be stripped of their medals. Too many scandals due to far too much commercial interest.

Oh yeah, and what the hell was up with the American dude sprinting in his shades? When he was running around with the flag after the sprint, he looked like a pro wrestler or some such.
Title: Re: God, please don't say the name Michael Phelps again
Post by: siamesedreamer on August 17, 2008, 11:17:50 AM
A Reuters article earlier this week was theorizing Phelps could turn this into a $1 billion pay off over the next 50 years.
Title: Re: God, please don't say the name Michael Phelps again
Post by: Draft on August 17, 2008, 11:18:04 AM
Phelps got his DUI where I went to college.
Title: Re: God, please don't say the name Michael Phelps again
Post by: cool breeze on August 17, 2008, 11:45:00 AM
Anyone else feel that it's become increasingly difficult to take this seriously? Either immediately, or in a few years when detection kits have caught up with cloaked "steroid" usage, these Olympic champions will probably be stripped of their medals. Too many scandals due to far too much commercial interest.

Oh yeah, and what the hell was up with the American dude sprinting in his shades? When he was running around with the flag after the sprint, he looked like a pro wrestler or some such.

I was wondering that myself, and I also wonder if that hair style would have effected performance.

Whatever, American runners have the best names.  Tyson Gay and Walter Dix will outrun everyone.
Title: Re: God, please don't say the name Michael Phelps again
Post by: Beezy on August 17, 2008, 12:58:14 PM
Oh yeah, and what the hell was up with the American dude sprinting in his shades? When he was running around with the flag after the sprint, he looked like a pro wrestler or some such.
Who cares? He lost to Jamaica and Trinidad. :lol
Title: Re: God, please don't say the name Michael Phelps again
Post by: Candyflip on August 17, 2008, 01:02:50 PM
(http://i36.tinypic.com/2yozrmf.jpg)
Title: Re: God, please don't say the name Michael Phelps again
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 17, 2008, 05:45:58 PM
Beats hearing about Brett Favre
I'm sick of hearing about Phelps too.  IMO what Bolt did in the 100m was much more impressive than any individual thing Phelps did.  However, Phelps' overall accomplishment is amazing.  That said, only a swimmer could ever have the 'most gold' record, because no other event has even close to the amount of events.  I realize there are different strokes (duh) and not every swimmer dominates at every stroke, but it's routine to see swimmers swin in 4-5 events every Olympics.  If you're the best shotputter ever, you'd never get 1/100th of the run that Phelps does, if you excelled at discus too that would mean at best you could win about 8 golds (2 each events for four Olympics.)

Swimming spams the medals and that has to be taken into the equation of 'OMG 8 golds!'

So? Canada is in 25 different sports, and they only have 2 golds.
Title: Re: God, please don't say the name Michael Phelps again
Post by: Mupepe on August 17, 2008, 07:15:02 PM
Anyone else feel that it's become increasingly difficult to take this seriously? Either immediately, or in a few years when detection kits have caught up with cloaked "steroid" usage, these Olympic champions will probably be stripped of their medals. Too many scandals due to far too much commercial interest.
I don't know if this is directed at Phelps, but didn't he volunteer for the new steroid detection program that looks for changes in body chemistry instead of for chemicals?  I doubt he's on 'roids
Title: Re: God, please don't say the name Michael Phelps again
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 17, 2008, 07:25:28 PM
Anyone else feel that it's become increasingly difficult to take this seriously? Either immediately, or in a few years when detection kits have caught up with cloaked "steroid" usage, these Olympic champions will probably be stripped of their medals. Too many scandals due to far too much commercial interest.
I don't know if this is directed at Phelps, but didn't he volunteer for the new steroid detection program that looks for changes in body chemistry instead of for chemicals?  I doubt he's on 'roids

Yeah, he actually volunteered himself for more rigorous blood and urine testing. I think they can even retest the blood and urine at a later date when they have better testing.

He has an advantage, but it's a genetic advantage: He has big a wingspan, large torso and big feet, and his ankles and elbows are double-jointed.
Title: Re: God, please don't say the name Michael Phelps again
Post by: Greatness Gone on August 17, 2008, 07:28:34 PM
What the fuck is up with this guy? There's this commercial or whatever with one of his psycho bitch fans screaming about not getting to meet him or something.

Dude, he isn't good looking. He'll be forgotten as soon as the Olympics are over.
Title: Re: God, please don't say the name Michael Phelps again
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 17, 2008, 07:32:21 PM
Dude, he isn't good looking. He'll be forgotten as soon as the Olympics are over.

Probably not.  65 milliion Americans tuned in just to watch him.

(http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u173/train28/g-080817-cvr-phelps-9a_grid-6x3.jpg)
Title: Re: God, please don't say the name Michael Phelps again
Post by: Greatness Gone on August 17, 2008, 07:35:01 PM
Probably not.  65 milliion Americans tuned in just to watch him.

(http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u173/train28/g-080817-cvr-phelps-9a_grid-6x3.jpg)

Well, he still isn't good looking.
Title: Re: God, please don't say the name Michael Phelps again
Post by: DJ_Tet on August 17, 2008, 07:35:39 PM
Beats hearing about Brett Favre
I'm sick of hearing about Phelps too.  IMO what Bolt did in the 100m was much more impressive than any individual thing Phelps did.  However, Phelps' overall accomplishment is amazing.  That said, only a swimmer could ever have the 'most gold' record, because no other event has even close to the amount of events.  I realize there are different strokes (duh) and not every swimmer dominates at every stroke, but it's routine to see swimmers swin in 4-5 events every Olympics.  If you're the best shotputter ever, you'd never get 1/100th of the run that Phelps does, if you excelled at discus too that would mean at best you could win about 8 golds (2 each events for four Olympics.)

Swimming spams the medals and that has to be taken into the equation of 'OMG 8 golds!'

So? Canada is in 25 different sports, and they only have 2 golds.

Wtf does that have to do with anything? 
Title: Re: God, please don't say the name Michael Phelps again
Post by: cool breeze on August 17, 2008, 07:36:36 PM
Yeah, he actually volunteered himself for more rigorous blood and urine testing. I think they can even retest the blood and urine at a later date when they have better testing.

He has an advantage, but it's a genetic advantage: He has big a wingspan, large torso and big feet, and his ankles and elbows are double-jointed.

Yeah, he was constructed to swim fast.  It all fits so perfectly.  Phelps is awesome.
Title: Re: God, please don't say the name Michael Phelps again
Post by: bagofeyes on August 17, 2008, 07:55:49 PM
I was age champion at swimming at primary school. I could've been a champion if I didn't turn into a lazy teenage bum  :-\
Title: Re: God, please don't say the name Michael Phelps again
Post by: Nanosoft on August 17, 2008, 08:05:32 PM
:bow Usain Bolt :bow2

In my eyes, Bolt stole the show. The US media won't talk about it, but he has given the most dominant display of athleticism in these Olympics far as I'm concerned.

Just imagine if they had 100 meter hop, 100 meter skip, 100 meter jump-skip,...Bolt would have as many medals as Phelps.

I'm just glad that swimming is over and done with so I don't have to hear about it any more. Phelps will come home, get a few talk show appearances, and for the rest of his career, he will probably sell out tournaments and draw gigantic crowds wherever he swims...but at the end of the day, nobody outside of enthusiast are going to give a fuck about this cat until 2012.
Title: Re: God, please don't say the name Michael Phelps again
Post by: Nanosoft on August 17, 2008, 08:14:32 PM
What the fuck is with the green text?  If you're going to be a cute joke character, put a little effort into it.  smh.

I'm not a joke character, just like posting in color. No need to be bitter about it.
Title: Re: God, please don't say the name Michael Phelps again
Post by: bagofeyes on August 17, 2008, 08:16:00 PM
I like the coloured text - it makes it easy to spot which posts to skip
Title: Re: God, please don't say the name Michael Phelps again
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 17, 2008, 08:20:44 PM


Just imagine if they had 100 meter hop, 100 meter skip, 100 meter jump-skip,...Bolt would have as many medals as Phelps.



Quick someone invent the 110 metre hurdles.

Wait. . . .
Title: Re: God, please don't say the name Michael Phelps again
Post by: Nanosoft on August 17, 2008, 08:24:21 PM


Just imagine if they had 100 meter hop, 100 meter skip, 100 meter jump-skip,...Bolt would have as many medals as Phelps.



Quick someone invent the 110 metre hurdles.

Wait. . . .

100 meter backwards run?
Title: Re: God, please don't say the name Michael Phelps again
Post by: duckman2000 on August 17, 2008, 09:45:05 PM
I don't know if this is directed at Phelps, but didn't he volunteer for the new steroid detection program that looks for changes in body chemistry instead of for chemicals?  I doubt he's on 'roids

It's not really directed at any one individual athlete (and I don't think Phelps here is guilty of it), but rather the whole Olympic Games spectacle. It has taken a serious hit especially since the Ben Johnson deal, and it's just difficult to feel much excitement about the event results these days. I'd argue that this is why there's been so relatively little in the way of fanfare for Bolt. Well, it's between that and the overbearing commercial aspect of the games. It's all about getting lucrative sponsorship deals these days, and ads are plastered all over the game. Granted that this is nothing new, but when you combine this with the doping scandals in the past, it becomes something pretty ugly.

Title: Re: God, please don't say the name Michael Phelps again
Post by: Bloodwake on August 18, 2008, 10:53:55 PM
Beats hearing about Brett Favre

AMEN HALLELUJAH

Seriously, I would rather hear about someone actually being successful in his sport instead of someone coming back to play even more mediocre seasons as a "great" QB.

And I'm a Packers fan.