THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on August 17, 2008, 02:26:07 PM

Title: I'm not dead
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 17, 2008, 02:26:07 PM
but my knee is broken  :-\
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Post by: Himu on August 17, 2008, 02:27:11 PM
huh?

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Post by: Mupepe on August 17, 2008, 02:27:28 PM
quit kneeling so much
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 17, 2008, 02:27:45 PM
What happened? 
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Post by: radioheadrule83 on August 17, 2008, 02:39:08 PM
(http://image.com.com/tv/images/processed/super/d9/fc/2497.jpg)
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Post by: Flannel Boy on August 17, 2008, 02:40:08 PM
That sucks. I hope you have a speedy recovery.
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Post by: Positive Touch on August 17, 2008, 02:43:02 PM
story plz
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Post by: TVC15 on August 17, 2008, 04:24:03 PM
What happened, PD?  I was just wondering why we hadn't seen you lately.  I hope it's not too bad :(
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Post by: Flannel Boy on August 17, 2008, 04:25:34 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on August 17, 2008, 04:24:03 PM
I hope it's not too bad :(

White Man, you should have let him wear kneepads. Are you happy now?
Title: Re: I'm not dead
Post by: Reb on August 17, 2008, 05:00:46 PM
Misery doesn't like company?
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Post by: laesperanzapaz on August 17, 2008, 05:41:02 PM
did you at least get head from the cute nurse?
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Post by: Tucah on August 17, 2008, 05:41:11 PM
We need a story before I can sympathize.
Title: Re: I'm not dead
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on August 17, 2008, 06:08:07 PM
Quote from: Tucah on August 17, 2008, 05:41:11 PM
We need a story before I can sympathize.

Nah it will probably be a wildly exaggerated fake story anyway.
Title: Re: I'm not dead
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 17, 2008, 06:23:18 PM
Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on August 17, 2008, 06:08:07 PM
Quote from: Tucah on August 17, 2008, 05:41:11 PM
We need a story before I can sympathize.

Nah it will probably be a wildly exaggerated fake story anyway.

This isn't abrader we're talking about here.
Title: Re: I'm not dead
Post by: drohne on August 17, 2008, 06:28:39 PM
yeah, pd is more about the totally mundane but nevertheless obviously fake story

sorry about the broken knee, though -- sounds like it'd hurt terribly
Title: Re: I'm not dead
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 17, 2008, 06:32:55 PM
Were you trying to dunk?  I know hops isn't part of your game. 
Title: Re: I'm not dead
Post by: Greatness Gone on August 17, 2008, 07:05:42 PM
Get well soon, lover.

 :heartbeat
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Post by: bagofeyes on August 17, 2008, 08:01:49 PM
turns out you were just in nebraska?
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Post by: Great Rumbler on August 17, 2008, 08:34:22 PM
"I don't want to go on the cart!"
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Post by: CajoleJuice on August 17, 2008, 08:50:03 PM
Cheebs has gone too far.
Title: Re: I'm not dead
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 19, 2008, 12:14:05 PM
I've been busy putting new carpet into my house on campus. To do so you've gotta use a knee kicker
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=knee%20kicker%20carpet&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

Basically you kick that device with your knee and it inches the carpet into the sides of a room. The process was going horribly slow so I wound up kicking as hard as I could...and dislocated my knee; I had to pop it back into the socket (FUCK). That was a few days ago; yesterday I was walking down the stairs and it popped out again...so I'm heading to the doctor later today

 :-\
Title: Re: I'm not dead
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 19, 2008, 12:17:43 PM
that's a bit funny.  Still sorry about that.
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Post by: Positive Touch on August 19, 2008, 12:33:56 PM
your knee wasn't even broken, liar
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Post by: Human Snorenado on August 19, 2008, 01:36:34 PM
Quote from: Positive Touch on August 19, 2008, 12:33:56 PM
your knee wasn't even broken, liar

I say we really break it to teach him a lesson, the lying bastard.
Title: Re: I'm not dead
Post by: Lone on August 19, 2008, 04:52:12 PM
"I'm not dead"

http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Man-kept-upright-wake-last-wish-El-Nuevo-Dia-dead-on/ss/events/hl/081908pantojamedina/s:/ap/20080819/ap_on_fe_st/puerto_rico_standing_wake/im:/080819/481/e4342933128e4f7c9d8e0ab6e2c2e871/;_ylt=As1jjVGCUhU_s6cx3R8YNVsuQE4F (http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Man-kept-upright-wake-last-wish-El-Nuevo-Dia-dead-on/ss/events/hl/081908pantojamedina/s:/ap/20080819/ap_on_fe_st/puerto_rico_standing_wake/im:/080819/481/e4342933128e4f7c9d8e0ab6e2c2e871/;_ylt=As1jjVGCUhU_s6cx3R8YNVsuQE4F)
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20080819/capt.e4342933128e4f7c9d8e0ab6e2c2e871.puerto_rico_standing_wake_sju102.jpg)
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20080819/capt.257da5304965450b95b97d89f9901971.puerto_rico_standing_wake_sju103.jpg)
(http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x75/lonestar1979/WEEKENDATANGELS.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm not dead
Post by: demi on August 19, 2008, 05:27:30 PM
That's just not right
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Post by: Kestastrophe on August 19, 2008, 06:08:10 PM
Hopefully the treatment of your knee doesn't involve getting a new orifice a few inches above your butthole (letisha)
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Post by: etiolate on August 19, 2008, 08:15:54 PM
Make sure you get yourself a serving wench while you heal.
Title: Re: I'm not dead
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 19, 2008, 08:27:54 PM
Just got back from the doctor. It's not broken luckily but I have to get some x-rays done. Apparently I didn't properly "pop" it back into the socket which caused it to pop out again. At worst I'll be wearing crutches  :-\

he said I might have re-aggravated a previous knee injury I had (someone jumped stepped on my knee during an AAU basketball game about 5 years ago)
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Post by: Greatness Gone on August 19, 2008, 08:34:15 PM
 :'( :'( :'( :'( x1,000
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Post by: etiolate on August 19, 2008, 08:36:04 PM
You better be sad GG. Giving Maurice a busted knee and TVC a bad ankle, will your sexual rampage never end?
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Post by: Eric P on August 20, 2008, 09:32:33 AM
Quote from: etiolate on August 19, 2008, 08:15:54 PM
Make sure you get yourself a serving wench while you heal.

you mean a bang maid
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 20, 2008, 09:50:47 AM
i wonder if symbios has banged his bang maid yet...
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Post by: Mupepe on August 20, 2008, 10:05:56 AM
Quote from: Lone on August 19, 2008, 04:52:12 PM
"I'm not dead"

http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Man-kept-upright-wake-last-wish-El-Nuevo-Dia-dead-on/ss/events/hl/081908pantojamedina/s:/ap/20080819/ap_on_fe_st/puerto_rico_standing_wake/im:/080819/481/e4342933128e4f7c9d8e0ab6e2c2e871/;_ylt=As1jjVGCUhU_s6cx3R8YNVsuQE4F (http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Man-kept-upright-wake-last-wish-El-Nuevo-Dia-dead-on/ss/events/hl/081908pantojamedina/s:/ap/20080819/ap_on_fe_st/puerto_rico_standing_wake/im:/080819/481/e4342933128e4f7c9d8e0ab6e2c2e871/;_ylt=As1jjVGCUhU_s6cx3R8YNVsuQE4F)
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20080819/capt.e4342933128e4f7c9d8e0ab6e2c2e871.puerto_rico_standing_wake_sju102.jpg)
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20080819/capt.257da5304965450b95b97d89f9901971.puerto_rico_standing_wake_sju103.jpg)
(http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x75/lonestar1979/WEEKENDATANGELS.jpg)
:rofl :rofl :rofl