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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: ParticleReality on August 17, 2008, 03:57:49 PM

Title: Man almost loses penis after great sex with a bench
Post by: ParticleReality on August 17, 2008, 03:57:49 PM
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Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

He panicked and called the police to help him.

(http://i33.tinypic.com/280jvgh.jpg)

When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.

When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.

(http://i36.tinypic.com/29vec69.jpg)

4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.

Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.

(http://i36.tinypic.com/15nnh2s.jpg)

Lets just say this is probably one bad date that Xing will never forget.

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Bitchin'
Title: Hmm
Post by: inoperative on August 17, 2008, 04:04:44 PM
The question is, did he use protection?
Title: Re: Man almost loses penis after great sex with a bench
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 17, 2008, 04:08:20 PM
Those holes look very narrow. What was he thinking?
Title: Re: Man almost loses penis after great sex with a bench
Post by: Tucah on August 17, 2008, 05:44:28 PM
Holy shit, how could you possibly think that was a good idea?

Also small penis.
Title: Re: Man almost loses penis after great sex with a bench
Post by: Sysgen on August 17, 2008, 08:09:15 PM
That bench looks like a cheese grater.  This guy needs some serious help.
Title: Re: Man almost loses penis after great sex with a bench
Post by: Tauntaun on August 18, 2008, 10:50:25 AM
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Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

He panicked and called the police to help him.

(http://i33.tinypic.com/280jvgh.jpg)

When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.

When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.

(http://i36.tinypic.com/29vec69.jpg)
:rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Man almost loses penis after great sex with a bench
Post by: WrikaWrek on August 18, 2008, 05:14:37 PM
Any hole is a goal son.
Title: Re: Hmm
Post by: Himu on August 18, 2008, 05:19:55 PM
 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Man almost loses penis after great sex with a bench
Post by: Himu on August 18, 2008, 05:24:37 PM
what is that green penis next to Xing
Title: Re: Man almost loses penis after great sex with a bench
Post by: tiesto on August 19, 2008, 09:33:11 AM
There's already a shortage of women as compared to men in China, this is just the tip of the iceberg in the problems that'll cause...
Title: Re: Man almost loses penis after great sex with a bench
Post by: ShogunOfFear on August 19, 2008, 11:23:04 AM
LOL how did it fit in there?   :lol :lol :lol :lol

Why didn't he just cut a hole in some fruit or use a pie or something?
Title: Re: Man almost loses penis after great sex with a bench
Post by: Tauntaun on August 19, 2008, 11:40:29 AM
LOL how did it fit in there?   :lol :lol :lol :lol

Why didn't he just cut a hole in some fruit or use a pie or something?

This is China dude, they don't have food to spare on sex acts.