THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: ParticleReality on August 17, 2008, 03:57:49 PM
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Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.
Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.
The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.
He panicked and called the police to help him.
(http://i33.tinypic.com/280jvgh.jpg)
When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.
When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.
(http://i36.tinypic.com/29vec69.jpg)
4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.
Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.
(http://i36.tinypic.com/15nnh2s.jpg)
Lets just say this is probably one bad date that Xing will never forget.
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Bitchin'
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The question is, did he use protection?
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Those holes look very narrow. What was he thinking?
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Holy shit, how could you possibly think that was a good idea?
Also small penis.
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That bench looks like a cheese grater. This guy needs some serious help.
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Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.
Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.
The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.
He panicked and called the police to help him.
(http://i33.tinypic.com/280jvgh.jpg)
When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.
When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.
(http://i36.tinypic.com/29vec69.jpg)
:rofl :rofl
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Any hole is a goal son.
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:lol :lol :lol
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what is that green penis next to Xing
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There's already a shortage of women as compared to men in China, this is just the tip of the iceberg in the problems that'll cause...
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LOL how did it fit in there? :lol :lol :lol :lol
Why didn't he just cut a hole in some fruit or use a pie or something?
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LOL how did it fit in there? :lol :lol :lol :lol
Why didn't he just cut a hole in some fruit or use a pie or something?
This is China dude, they don't have food to spare on sex acts.