THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: The Sceneman on November 21, 2006, 01:15:21 AM

Title: Girl Gamer Discovered! (Blog Quote Inside)
Post by: The Sceneman on November 21, 2006, 01:15:21 AM: Okay I was hanging out at my favourite soft porn site Suicide Girls and apparently one of them is a 'gamer'. Her screen name is 'Loretta'

Heres a quote from her blog:

"So I bought Metroid Prime 2 echoes today for the gamecube. I've been a bit anti that game before, or that kind of games but I decided that was stupid and now I'm playin it.
It's still a bit to scary for me though and I jump all the time but it's still nice. And I'm not used to the controlls and such yet but I'm getting there.
It's fun to shoot at things and kill monsters :D "

Awesome. Shes an ugly bitch though. My friend tells me she owns a DS also.
Title: Re: Girl Gamer Discovered! (Blog Quote Inside)
Post by: Prost on November 21, 2006, 01:35:46 AM: She's OBVIOUSLY terrible at games which automatically = major turnoff. Girls that play games but can't fathom how to fucking move and shoot well are useless.

D- ... I guess no F since she actually picked up the game. But she's ugly so.....
Title: Re: Girl Gamer Discovered! (Blog Quote Inside)
Post by: Fatghost28 on November 21, 2006, 01:40:20 AM: Are ugly women good for anything?
Title: Re: Girl Gamer Discovered! (Blog Quote Inside)
Post by: The Sceneman on November 21, 2006, 01:43:23 AM: I figured out that this thread is useless without pic:

(http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h52/mad_chump/997356.jpg)

Man features 'FTL'
Title: Re: Girl Gamer Discovered! (Blog Quote Inside)
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 21, 2006, 02:24:12 AM: EDIT: whoa, that new pic is dog oogly
Title: Re: Girl Gamer Discovered! (Blog Quote Inside)
Post by: The Sceneman on November 21, 2006, 03:44:29 AM: Maybe my standards are too high.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
no
[close]
Title: Re: Girl Gamer Discovered! (Blog Quote Inside)
Post by: Polari on November 21, 2006, 04:23:20 AM: Quote from: Scenester on November 21, 2006, 03:44:29 AM
Maybe my standards are too high.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
no
[close]

Yeah I can vouch for this. His standards aren't that high. :lol
Title: Re: Girl Gamer Discovered! (Blog Quote Inside)
Post by: Polari on November 21, 2006, 04:24:05 AM: Quote from: Drinky Crow on November 21, 2006, 02:24:12 AM
she looks aight to me

jesus, you fuckin' poser teenboys

Dude...

(http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h52/mad_chump/997356.jpg)

:-X
Title: Re: Girl Gamer Discovered! (Blog Quote Inside)
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 21, 2006, 04:26:50 AM: The edited pic is pretty hideous, the first pic wasn't so bad.
Title: Re: Girl Gamer Discovered! (Blog Quote Inside)
Post by: The Sceneman on November 21, 2006, 04:29:13 AM: Quote from: Willco on November 21, 2006, 04:26:50 AM
The edited pic is pretty hideous, the first pic wasn't so bad.

I figured a worse picture would be better for the angle Im plugging for. No pun intended.
Title: Re: Girl Gamer Discovered! (Blog Quote Inside)
Post by: Polari on November 21, 2006, 04:31:22 AM: Scenester and I went to school with a Suicide Girl. She's pretty heinous aside from some surprisingly decent tits.
Title: Re: Girl Gamer Discovered! (Blog Quote Inside)
Post by: Cyanista on November 21, 2006, 06:45:12 AM: I guess there was a pic where she didn't look like a troll up before the edit?
Title: Re: Girl Gamer Discovered! (Blog Quote Inside)
Post by: ToxicAdam on November 21, 2006, 07:17:58 AM: I heard liking Metroid Prime 2 is a gateway into porn and prostitution. You are better off distancing yourself from her.

Here's the lineage:

Web cam whore >> Metroid Prime 2 >>> Stripping >>> Nintendo Dogs >>> Shemale porn >>> Okami >>> Parking lot Hooker.

Look at that downward spiral .. depressing and all true.
Title: Re: Girl Gamer Discovered! (Blog Quote Inside)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 21, 2006, 01:01:48 PM: :lol
Title: Re: Girl Gamer Discovered! (Blog Quote Inside)
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 21, 2006, 01:14:46 PM: ...that's a fuckin guy...
Title: Re: Girl Gamer Discovered! (Blog Quote Inside)
Post by: Himu on November 21, 2006, 01:19:22 PM: :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Girl Gamer Discovered! (Blog Quote Inside)
Post by: BlackMage on November 21, 2006, 01:22:07 PM: that dude looks exaclty like one of my co-workers. he's a total idiot.
Title: Re: Girl Gamer Discovered! (Blog Quote Inside)
Post by: Melissa on November 21, 2006, 05:47:36 PM: *worst thread of 2006 nominee
Title: Re: Girl Gamer Discovered! (Blog Quote Inside)
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 21, 2006, 05:50:02 PM: Oh no, that would have to be one of the many threads in which you shill for Gamelife
Title: Re: Girl Gamer Discovered! (Blog Quote Inside)
Post by: Melissa on November 21, 2006, 05:50:30 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on November 21, 2006, 05:50:02 PM
Oh no, that would have to be one of the many threads in which you shill for Gamelife
I challenge you to find even one!
Title: Re: Girl Gamer Discovered! (Blog Quote Inside)
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 21, 2006, 05:55:28 PM: Quote from: Melissa on November 21, 2006, 05:50:30 PM
I challenge you to find even one!

We're just talking about Evilbore?
Title: Re: Girl Gamer Discovered! (Blog Quote Inside)
Post by: whiteACID on November 21, 2006, 06:15:38 PM: I think I'm going to start a gaming blog.
Title: Re: Girl Gamer Discovered! (Blog Quote Inside)
Post by: Polari on November 21, 2006, 06:21:15 PM: Quote from: Melissa on November 21, 2006, 05:47:36 PM
*worst thread of 2006 nominee

GameLife worst anything 2006 nominee.

Let's not forget your tacky photographs either, lol.
Title: Re: Girl Gamer Discovered! (Blog Quote Inside)
Post by: Melissa on November 21, 2006, 07:24:26 PM: Quote from: Polari on November 21, 2006, 06:21:15 PM
GameLife worst anything 2006 nominee.

Let's not forget your tacky photographs either, lol.
You say tomato, I say potato.
Title: Re: Girl Gamer Discovered! (Blog Quote Inside)
Post by: whiteACID on November 21, 2006, 08:10:11 PM: I say dildo.
Title: Re: Girl Gamer Discovered! (Blog Quote Inside)
Post by: Mupepe on November 21, 2006, 08:16:19 PM: Quote from: blackACID on November 21, 2006, 08:10:11 PM
I say dildo.
I'll be your dildo!
Title: Re: Girl Gamer Discovered! (Blog Quote Inside)
Post by: whiteACID on November 21, 2006, 09:40:34 PM: I think I'm gonna start a blog on my IGN account...would you guys read it?
Title: Re: Girl Gamer Discovered! (Blog Quote Inside)
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 21, 2006, 09:46:25 PM: Probably not. :(
Title: Re: Girl Gamer Discovered! (Blog Quote Inside)
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 21, 2006, 10:23:40 PM: no
Title: Re: Girl Gamer Discovered! (Blog Quote Inside)
Post by: Mupepe on November 21, 2006, 10:29:18 PM: Quote from: blackACID on November 21, 2006, 09:40:34 PM
I think I'm gonna start a blog on my IGN account...would you guys read it?
I would, only because I'm a kiss ass like that.
Title: Re: Girl Gamer Discovered! (Blog Quote Inside)
Post by: The Sceneman on November 21, 2006, 11:11:26 PM: Quote from: blackACID on November 21, 2006, 09:40:34 PM
I think I'm gonna start a blog on my IGN account...would you guys read it?

Only if its funny. You had better be funny.
Title: Re: Girl Gamer Discovered! (Blog Quote Inside)
Post by: The Sceneman on November 21, 2006, 11:13:41 PM: Quote from: Melissa on November 21, 2006, 05:47:36 PM
*worst thread of 2006 nominee

I believe my upcoming thread about your diaper filling up with piss and shit is going to be much worse.
Title: Re: Girl Gamer Discovered! (Blog Quote Inside)
Post by: The Sceneman on November 24, 2006, 09:01:27 AM: ...