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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on August 24, 2008, 01:12:17 AM

Title: saw something truly horrible at qfc today
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 24, 2008, 01:12:17 AM
big ol' fat woman in line in front of me, udders down to her navel, wearing a thin sundress/muumuu thing.

i had my daughter with me, so she turns to around to comment on how cute she is. i look down to see my daughter and notice

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that the fat old woman is NIPPIN. like a good half inch protruding out of each waist-high teat, seriously pushin' the fabric. i have NEVER seen waist nipples. EVER.
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:'( :'( :'( I WANT TO DIE. i will never lose that horrible image as long as i live. it is my vietnam.
Title: Re: saw something truly horrible at qfc today
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 24, 2008, 01:20:34 AM
You should have told her that there are two reasons why bras exist, and that you were staring at both of them.
Title: Re: saw something truly horrible at qfc today
Post by: duckman2000 on August 24, 2008, 01:27:15 AM
Yikes. Although, that sounds like any day at the nearest Meijer. But those womanthings tend to wear stonewashed shorts and faded "These Colors Don't Run" t-shirts.

Quote from: Joe Molotov on August 24, 2008, 01:20:34 AM
You should have told her that there are two reasons why bras exist, and that you were staring at both of them.

:lol


Hey Prole, does your daughter ever loudly repeat observations you sort of make under your breath? The other day, my kid told an entire aisle of "smelly baboons" to "get the hell out of our way." Then she smiled at me, waiting for my approval and praise. She earned herself a candybar for that, in the next store over.
Title: Re: saw something truly horrible at qfc today
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 24, 2008, 01:52:11 AM
how old is she? my daughter is four, but the things i say that she repeats are really horrible. :'(
Title: Re: saw something truly horrible at qfc today
Post by: Tristam on August 24, 2008, 02:14:26 AM
Quote from: duckman2000 on August 24, 2008, 01:27:15 AM
Yikes. Although, that sounds like any day at the nearest Meijer. But those womanthings tend to wear stonewashed shorts and faded "These Colors Don't Run" t-shirts.

Quote from: Joe Molotov on August 24, 2008, 01:20:34 AM
You should have told her that there are two reasons why bras exist, and that you were staring at both of them.

:lol


Hey Prole, does your daughter ever loudly repeat observations you sort of make under your breath? The other day, my kid told an entire aisle of "smelly baboons" to "get the hell out of our way." Then she smiled at me, waiting for my approval and praise. She earned herself a candybar for that, in the next store over.


 :lol

It's been a while since I've seen one of those.
Title: Re: saw something truly horrible at qfc today
Post by: Brehvolution on August 24, 2008, 04:54:36 PM
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Don't take her to 'Old Country Buffet'. It's the fatties trough.
Title: Re: saw something truly horrible at qfc today
Post by: Powerslave on August 24, 2008, 05:36:09 PM
These colours don't fucking run \m/
Title: Re: saw something truly horrible at qfc today
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on August 24, 2008, 05:45:39 PM
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(http://curvature.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/bbw.jpg)
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Title: Re: saw something truly horrible at qfc today
Post by: Tauntaun on August 24, 2008, 06:45:14 PM
Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on August 24, 2008, 05:45:39 PM
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(http://curvature.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/bbw.jpg)
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That your girl?

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You mad?
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OP: :rofl 

Edit: Was this the culprit?

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/45/163179719_2252290e92.jpg)
Title: Re: saw something truly horrible at qfc today
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on August 24, 2008, 08:34:44 PM
no my girls one of the models on http://www.bigcuties.com
Title: Re: saw something truly horrible at qfc today
Post by: Fresh Prince on August 24, 2008, 08:50:28 PM
Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on August 24, 2008, 08:34:44 PM
no my girls one of the models on http://www.bigcuties.com
I shouldn't have clicked :S
Title: Re: saw something truly horrible at qfc today
Post by: Tauntaun on August 24, 2008, 08:54:36 PM
Quote from: Fresh Prince on August 24, 2008, 08:50:28 PM
Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on August 24, 2008, 08:34:44 PM
no my girls one of the models on http://www.bigcuties.com
I shouldn't have clicked :S

You never click...YOU NEVER CLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!
Title: Re: saw something truly horrible at qfc today
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on August 24, 2008, 08:56:30 PM
I dont see how you guys dont get hard from those beautifull ladies
Title: Re: saw something truly horrible at qfc today
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 24, 2008, 09:00:06 PM
Someone should have given her an indecent exposure ticket for not wearing suspenders