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Title: War on Drugs takes a mighty blow
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 24, 2008, 09:01:13 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/08/24/police-arrest-ninja-team_n_120970.html

CLIFTON, N.J. -- Police arrested two men dressed like ninjas and armed with Asian martial arts weapons who said they were delivering warning letters to drug dealers and users.

Calling themselves "Shinobi warriors," the men carried knives, throwing stars, swords, nunchucks and a bow and arrows.

Tadeusz Tertkiewicz, 20, and Jesse Trojaniak, 19, were each charged with weapons possession. Tertkiewicz is also charged with harassment for a letter left for an ex-girlfriend.

The letters warned drug users and drug dealers that the "Shinobi will stop your cruel and sadistic intentions with justified yet, merciful force."

In the letter, the two men accused drug dealers and users of having "committed sin of passing impurity" to others and that the "wind guides us to those of impure heart and intent."

"Their intentions may have been good, but we tell everyone that they shouldn't take the law into their own hands because it will cause more problems for everyone in the long run," Detective Capt. Robert Rowan said.
Title: Re: War on Drugs takes a mighty blow
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 24, 2008, 09:03:37 PM
 :lol

Someone got dumped for a drug dealer. 
Title: Re: War on Drugs takes a mighty blow
Post by: bagofeyes on August 24, 2008, 09:04:58 PM
I bet he got dumped for watching naruto late at night
Title: Re: War on Drugs takes a mighty blow
Post by: Fresh Prince on August 24, 2008, 09:06:16 PM
Polish people *smh*
Title: Re: War on Drugs takes a mighty blow
Post by: Boogie on August 24, 2008, 09:12:45 PM
:lol

Title: Re: War on Drugs takes a mighty blow
Post by: archie4208 on August 24, 2008, 09:13:27 PM
Who watches the watchmen?
Title: Re: War on Drugs takes a mighty blow
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on August 24, 2008, 09:16:50 PM
The Shama-lama-la-li-le-li-lu of course.
Title: Re: War on Drugs takes a mighty blow
Post by: Boogie on August 24, 2008, 09:23:26 PM
Who watches the watchmen?

Ninjas, clearly.
Title: Re: War on Drugs takes a mighty blow
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on August 24, 2008, 09:26:38 PM
They should turn this into a show on Shotime. It should be a comedy/serious action series.

Also, I think it would be cool if someone did this for real, and wasn't a total homo about it.

(http://electricityandlust.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/omar.jpg)
Title: Re: War on Drugs takes a mighty blow
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 24, 2008, 10:04:22 PM
NINJA RAP!
Title: Re: War on Drugs takes a mighty blow
Post by: muckhole on August 24, 2008, 10:09:52 PM
:lol



Don't laugh. Mounties vs. Ninjas is a spreading problem.
Title: Re: War on Drugs takes a mighty blow
Post by: Boogie on August 24, 2008, 10:16:42 PM
:lol



Don't laugh. Mounties vs. Ninjas is a spreading problem.

Mounties pwn ninjas 6 days a week and twice on Sunday.  FACT.
Title: Re: War on Drugs takes a mighty blow
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 24, 2008, 10:35:01 PM
:lol



Don't laugh. Mounties vs. Ninjas is a spreading problem.

Mounties pwn ninjas 6 days a week and twice on Sunday.  FACT.

That statistic only applies for Mounties on horses.  Ninjas kick the other kind of Mounties, Mountie Dogs, Monday though Thursday and three times on Sunday.   
Title: Re: War on Drugs takes a mighty blow
Post by: GilloD on August 24, 2008, 11:16:14 PM
Clifton is like 10 minutes from where I grew up. I could have been a NINJA VICTIM
Title: Re: War on Drugs takes a mighty blow
Post by: Boogie on August 24, 2008, 11:22:54 PM
:lol



Don't laugh. Mounties vs. Ninjas is a spreading problem.

Mounties pwn ninjas 6 days a week and twice on Sunday.  FACT.

That statistic only applies for Mounties on horses.  Ninjas kick the other kind of Mounties, Mountie Dogs, Monday though Thursday and three times on Sunday.   

And what about a Mountie who is also a Ninja?
Title: Re: War on Drugs takes a mighty blow
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 24, 2008, 11:23:47 PM
Thats gotta violate some Ninja vs Pirates amendments
Title: Re: War on Drugs takes a mighty blow
Post by: Boogie on August 24, 2008, 11:26:02 PM
Thats gotta violate some Ninja vs Pirates amendments

Mounties are not beholden to the Ninja v. Pirate agreements.
Title: Re: War on Drugs takes a mighty blow
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 24, 2008, 11:56:44 PM
Clifton is like 10 minutes from where I grew up. I could have been a NINJA VICTIM

You're a drug dealer?  :ninja
Title: Re: War on Drugs takes a mighty blow
Post by: muckhole on August 24, 2008, 11:57:27 PM
And what about a Mountie who is also a Ninja?

Oooooooh. The Royal Canadian Mounted Ninjas. I like that.

Clifton is like 10 minutes from where I grew up. I could have been a NINJA VICTIM

You're a drug dealer?  :ninja

 :lol
Title: Re: War on Drugs takes a mighty blow
Post by: BobbyRobby on August 24, 2008, 11:59:16 PM
damn, i was in Clifton today
Title: Re: War on Drugs takes a mighty blow
Post by: Tauntaun on August 25, 2008, 10:48:32 AM
:rofl 

I don't know if you know a lot about ninjas, they're experts, but honor and shame are a HUGE part of a ninjas life.  :ninja