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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: dcharlie on August 26, 2008, 03:39:07 AM

Title: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientists.
Post by: dcharlie on August 26, 2008, 03:39:07 AM
THE MARCH OF THE KNOWLEDGABLE CONTINUES AS ANOTHER GOD LOVER FALLS BY THE WAYSIDE

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And you end with pretty much the point I'm talking about. "You can all go fuck yourselves" - intolerance for no reason


the more you hold up the advancement of man kind with your fairy tales, the more the educated will kick you.
It's really that simple.

It's intolerance of stupidity - the fact that it's religion you are holding up as the kicking boy is by the by.


A self locked thread is a victory.
Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientists.
Post by: TVC15 on August 26, 2008, 03:40:35 AM
You mean victory to the atheist scientists.
Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientists.
Post by: demi on August 26, 2008, 03:40:41 AM
what a LOSER
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Post by: Hollywood on August 26, 2008, 03:42:18 AM
 :lol

Cry some more bitch. You proved my point that SOMEONE would have to give a know it all prick statement, and couldn't back anything up.
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Post by: demi on August 26, 2008, 03:43:40 AM
is hollywood religious? would explain why he is dumb as a wwf wrestler.
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Post by: Hollywood on August 26, 2008, 03:44:40 AM
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You mean victory to the atheist scientists.

i assumed that i was rejecting christian scientists by the use of "scientists" by definition, but yes - many thanks for the clarification.


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Cry some more bitch.

tears of joy at another victory over the ignorant masses.
where is your god now?


INTERNET VICTORY. Man your life must be pitiful.  :lol
Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientists.
Post by: TVC15 on August 26, 2008, 03:44:48 AM
Oh Hollywood, you got like obliterated like Father O'Malley using my face as a toilet when I was but a wee tot of 7.
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Post by: demi on August 26, 2008, 03:50:34 AM
what happeend to hollywood's well thought out replies? suddenly they have degraded to "u r a loser"
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Post by: Hollywood on August 26, 2008, 03:51:49 AM
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INTERNET VICTORY. Man your life must be pitiful.

it is so shallow and hollow, i don't know how i wake up each morning without Gods divine blessing :(


What's funny is you completely missed the point. I don't give a damn if you're atheist, religious, or not. It seems only people like you give a damn what others believe. That's the point. Atheist wackos = fundamentalist wackos.

I just KNEW that it was impossible for someone to NOT claim arrogance over knowing something that isn't provable one way or another. But thank God we have 400 lb videogame internet geeks as an end all answer for philosophy. I await your next book sir. Hopefully you are hard at work on how to harness zero point energy, among other life's mysterious, because you've obviously got it figured out. Good luck sir, it shouldn't be a problem after disproving the existence of any higher power whatsoever.

With that, I'm out.  :lol
Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientists.
Post by: TVC15 on August 26, 2008, 03:53:26 AM
what happeend to hollywood's well thought out replies? suddenly they have degraded to "u r a loser"

He needs to learn rationality, to learn to think like water moving around a stone in a stream.  To say supernaturalism in has a place in a rational system would be trying, feebly, to move around stones while simultaneously moving upstream.

And yes, I love my taoism.  My philosophy for living comes pretty close to it.
Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientists.
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 26, 2008, 04:01:06 AM
what happeend to hollywood's well thought out replies? suddenly they have degraded to "u r a loser"

This is what happens when you pit God against the Xfag Emperor.

:bow Xfag Emperor :bow2

If Jesus ever comes back, he'd better learn how to troll otherwise that wimpy motherfucker is gonna get schooled.
Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientists.
Post by: TVC15 on August 26, 2008, 04:01:38 AM
+ sin causes cancer, and if there was no sin, there would be no cancer
+ miscarriages are caused by one partner not loving the baby enough
+ deaths in your family are caused by premarital sex
+ science is fraud and is designed to destroy the truth (i.e. the catholic faith)

Jesus, is that what unfiltered Catholicism is like?  Makes me glad that I was mostly educated by Jesuits, who were pretty awesome to me and actually told me some good things.
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Post by: Fresh Prince on August 26, 2008, 04:08:12 AM
Maybe back in dcharlie's day but when I got taught religious education all suffering was linked to living/suffering like Christ made us closer to God or some S&M shit like that.
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Post by: Bildi on August 26, 2008, 04:10:42 AM
If Jesus ever comes back, he'd better learn how to troll otherwise that wimpy motherfucker is gonna get schooled.

Dude, if Jesus is reading this thread right now he's gonna go all second coming on your ass.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 26, 2008, 04:20:23 AM
If Jesus ever comes back, he'd better learn how to troll otherwise that wimpy motherfucker is gonna get schooled.

Dude, if Jesus is reading this thread right now he's gonna go all second coming on your ass.

bring it on :rock

:bow Satan :bow2
Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientists.
Post by: TVC15 on August 26, 2008, 04:21:18 AM
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Jesus, is that what unfiltered Catholicism is like?  Makes me glad that I was mostly educated by Jesuits, who were pretty awesome to me and actually told me some good things.

my wife had to stop me from walking out - she's from a Portuguese catholic family, but i was pretty much absolutely enraged.

the funniest part was the final "mass" part - where we had a full 2 hour service, and just as we got to communion, the priest pipes up with "you can only receive communion if you have not had premarital sex"

of the 16 couples, only 1 couple went up and it was this french couple who were pretty much fucking eachother in the church (which caused everyone to laugh).

It was amazing, we then got a 1 hour shouting lesson on why we were all sinners and how we would burn in hell.

I was already detached from the church, but by the end of this farce i was pretty much of the opinion that they are so far removed from the modern day person that they are basically completely irrelevant.

I mean, my ex has cancer, i have friends who have had miscarriages - i wanted to shout at someone by the end.
and his big proof of God? again... laughable

> "who believes life could exist on another planet?"
>> i put my hand up along with several other people
> "why do you believe?"
>> because it's statistically likely in an incredible large universe that somewhere there is a small tiny microbe
> "yet there is no evidence yet you believe"
>> yes, becuase statistically it i....
> "yet why do people not believe in God?"

... at this point, it was unwise to say "because there is zero evidence?" as i could not get married in the church of my wifes choice if we didn't get a certificate of GOD WORTHINESS so i had to shut my mouth.

:/

most depressing two or three days of my life, i got taken aside at the end and got a 30 minute lecture on how weak and stupid i was. I was fucking seething.

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Maybe back in dcharlie's day
hold your horses here!
this was taught to me in 2006!!!!!!
Premarriage cana.
the irony is i went to a Roman Catholic school, was taught by nuns and priests who actually said "it is unrealistic for the catholic church to expect young Christians to abstain from premaritail sex" and that was in 1987 or so.

I think Catholics may just be that much more harsh on your side of the pond.  I grew up Catholic here in the US (in a predominantly irish ghetto town, although my mom is of french descent), and the things you've been through sound downright US christian fundie to me.

I've mentioned it on GAF, but I went to a Jesuit high school and University, and while the high school was typically Catholic, one of my jesuit priest profs at university kind of changed my life.  Despite being a priest, he told me to experience everything life has to offer, good or bad.  He told us that it was important to have sex before we settled down.  He told us that there was nothing wrong with homosexuality, although he included the caveat that the Church might never come around.  He told us to do drugs, and indeed, he helped me get into a bar when I was 18 or 19.  Like some tedious speech at the end of a Metal gear game, he told me to live life.  I am not sure he was even Catholic by any definition.  I'm not sure he even believed in god.  <3 Jesuits.
Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientists.
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 26, 2008, 04:23:36 AM
Did he make you read Longfellow and paint tribal signs on your hairless pre-pubescent chest?
Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientists.
Post by: TVC15 on August 26, 2008, 04:26:56 AM
Did he make you read Longfellow and paint tribal signs on your hairless pre-pubescent chest?

He was actually my restoration/augustan lit prof, which may be the reason it's sort of my favorite period of english lit.
Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientists.
Post by: Fresh Prince on August 26, 2008, 04:36:47 AM
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Maybe back in dcharlie's day
hold your horses here!
this was taught to me in 2006!!!!!!
Premarriage cana.
the irony is i went to a Roman Catholic school, was taught by nuns and priests who actually said "it is unrealistic for the catholic church to expect young Christians to abstain from premaritail sex" and that was in 1987 or so.
I thought you got taught this in school. I think all those premarriage things are to create Catholic families with a dozen children so the Church has fresh young blood.

Like TVC said I think it depends on the parish/diocese and priest.

This sums up my views of religion:
[youtube=425,350]JOZQsuLDqBk[/youtube]
Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientists.
Post by: TVC15 on August 26, 2008, 04:44:05 AM
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Maybe back in dcharlie's day
hold your horses here!
this was taught to me in 2006!!!!!!
Premarriage cana.
the irony is i went to a Roman Catholic school, was taught by nuns and priests who actually said "it is unrealistic for the catholic church to expect young Christians to abstain from premaritail sex" and that was in 1987 or so.
I thought you got taught this in school. I think all those premarriage things are to create Catholic families with a dozen children so the Church has fresh young blood.

Like TVC said I think it depends on the parish/diocese and priest.

It might have to do with marriage.  When my lapsed Catholic brother decided he wanted to get married in a church, he had to undergo a several month-long regimen of being seen in church every sunday and having meetings every week with the pastor, as if he were seeing a psychologist.  And I remember him mentioning he was getting grilled on cathechism-like bullshit.  They also made him promise (to some degree) that he would continue going to church after the wedding and raise their children as Catholics, but they blew that off like a month afterwards.
Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientists.
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 26, 2008, 04:45:26 AM
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Maybe back in dcharlie's day
hold your horses here!
this was taught to me in 2006!!!!!!
Premarriage cana.
the irony is i went to a Roman Catholic school, was taught by nuns and priests who actually said "it is unrealistic for the catholic church to expect young Christians to abstain from premaritail sex" and that was in 1987 or so.
I thought you got taught this in school. I think all those premarriage things are to create Catholic families with a dozen children so the Church has fresh young blood.

Like TVC said I think it depends on the parish/diocese and priest.

Mine were all pretty normal, I have to say. They didn't even try to rape me :'(
Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientists.
Post by: TVC15 on August 26, 2008, 04:56:30 AM
I dunno, dcharlie, Catholicism is downright ATTRACTIVE compared to the fundamentalism rampant in the US.
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Post by: Fresh Prince on August 26, 2008, 04:59:24 AM
From my experience the Catholic Church is cynically multi-faced; something for everyone. It's got the intellectual wing (Jesuists), the facist wing (Opus Dei), the hippie wing (Franciscans) and some other I can't be arsed mentioning.

I like this priest alot Father Bob http://www.fatherbob.com.au/:
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The carnival is over

The carnival is over. I do hope cynicism wasn’t the dominant note struck by my blogs during World Youth Day week.

The so called “ecclesial movements” like the Neo Catechumenal Way, soon to be performing at a western or northern suburb near you, did an efficient job of cheerleading.

How many members of these cashed-up, highly trained motivated and deployed troops infiltrated WYD? There must have been thousands.

Good on them for managing to get the next WYD booked for Madrid, Spain. That’s the place where both they and Opus Dei were founded. So it’s off home to the land of extremes to confront the secular humanist state on its own inherited blood stained patch. Bone up on the history of the Iberian Peninsula and see what I mean.

As the WYD final weekend of finery unfolded, finishing with the latest Australian envoy to the Vatican, Tim Fisher, kissing the Pope’s hand, little catholic churches all around the world read the gospel of the “weeds and wheat”.

“Let both grow together”, said Jesus. “None of your business to become weed terminators.” Weeds and wheat share the same natural environment. The Word became flesh and dwelt amongst us. Catholics must become flesh and dwell amongst the general population. Jesus is really and truly present in the bread of the Sacrament. But He is also really and truly present in the minds and hearts of individual humans and collective humanity.

The commissioned pilgrims, hopefully, found what they came to find, the sacred in the secular. Now let them spend what’s left of their youth finding the sacred in their secular homelands, most of which are as blood stained as Spain, lest we forget.

I pray that each and every pilgrim will have stashed in his/her boogie board, the Aussie vaccine to the global virus of contaminated religion of whatever brand.
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Post by: permutated on August 26, 2008, 05:54:17 AM
Look at all the tiny little atheists, think you've got it all figured out.
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Post by: bagofeyes on August 26, 2008, 06:01:45 AM
fuck you god-boys
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Post by: FatalT on August 26, 2008, 06:48:43 AM
FAITH WITHOUT PHYSICAL EVIDENCE.

SCIENCE WITH PROVEN STUDIES.

WHO WILL WIN?

FIND OUT NEXT WEEK ON EVILBORRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

k bye
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Post by: Eric P on August 26, 2008, 07:17:53 AM
well the new people seem to be working out great.

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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 26, 2008, 07:18:17 AM
That is unfortunate, dcharlie.

I remember my Catholic years having a great impact on my life.  They never once talked about abortion or gay rights but they were big sticklers about how we need to help out the less fortunate.  Another one of the Monsignors was from Kenya and for his sermons, he would tell us all about his life and what went on in Kenya.  Sometimes they were funny, sometimes they were sad.  What sucks about that church is that because it doesn't advocate a hellfire brand of Catholicism, a lot of people began leaving for the fundamentalist churches.  They had to shut down one of the masses (was 4, now 3).

Catholicism is much better than fundamentalism because catholicism's radical days have been over for 500+ years.  Fundamentalist churches have risen mostly due to a rising middle class that hates the idea of paying more taxes, that hates the idea of a black or latino family moving onto the same block, and that Americans are divine people sent from God.  Fundamentalism willingly takes several steps back and forms this extremely selfish religion.  Which is why things like helping the poor in religion are almost unheard of these days.  More money is now spent for pro-life advocacy groups.
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Post by: permutated on August 26, 2008, 07:27:07 AM
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Look at all the tiny little atheists, think you've got it all figured out.


atheists? we are scientists bitch.

all our work has evidence - i assume as a god botherer you are basing your ballsy attitude on the big black work of fiction and the fact there are millions of other scared people hoping that there is a happy place in the clouds with some blonde haired christ figure once we die?




You know man, your right, you hit the nail right on the head. I couldn't possibly want to improve the lives of others through Christs' teaching I simply want to annoy God and have false hope.  :lol

People like you need to see the other side of the lens.

As hard as it is I've been on both sides at some point in my life, I grew up without faith in the Lord and now that I have it I wonder what I'd ever do without it.

But you know, I'm sure this will be quoted into obscurity in an attempt to make me either look like a hypocrite or an illiterate, so why don't we move on if you're not willing to hear my side.
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Post by: bork on August 26, 2008, 07:55:22 AM
Man, I missed an amazing thread.  :bow DCharlie :bow2

according to the bible,

+ sin causes cancer, and if there was no sin, there would be no cancer
+ miscarriages are caused by one partner not loving the baby enough
+ deaths in your family are caused by premarital sex
+ science is fraud and is designed to destroy the truth (i.e. the catholic faith)


:rofl :rofl :rofl
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Post by: Crushed on August 26, 2008, 07:58:51 AM
I was raised Catholic and I never heard ANY of those things except from fundamentalists.

Heck, I remember one lesson in religion class focusing on how Jesus unconditionally healing people born disabled without chastising them was evidence that he was denouncing the old concept of "sin causing ailment."
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Post by: Draft on August 26, 2008, 08:26:36 AM
Wow, lord of the Xbots is a Godless heathen.

Surprise, surprise.
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Post by: bagofeyes on August 26, 2008, 08:37:13 AM
I can't believe so many people here still believe in god - a magical being used by primitive humans to explain things they just didn't understand. Get with the evolving.
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Post by: huckleberry on August 26, 2008, 10:00:50 AM
I don't have much to ad to this conversation (dc is pulling all the weight for my side of the arguement) except one anecdote.  When I was a kid, around 12 or so, it dawned on me as extremely funny when I would be taught about the fake gods of the Greeks and Romans in school and then have to go to church 3 times a week to learn about the real god.  I was told that the gods of the Greeks and Romans, and their myths, were only there to explain things which people didn't have an understanding of.  While this is certainly an agreeable explanation, it is the exact same thing that happened when I went to church.  It was then that I realized what hypocrisy was.
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Post by: Crushed on August 26, 2008, 10:01:21 AM
I can't believe so many people here still believe in god - a magical being used by primitive humans to explain things they just didn't understand. Get with the evolving.

That's a bit of an oversimplification.

While preaxial beliefs were essentially an explanation of nature, the more "modern" faiths (Buddhism, Abrahamic religions, modern Hinduism, etc.) are much more based on the concepts of salvation and morality. Those belief systems had cultural foundation in the idea that there is a supernatural, but instead of focusing on "nature god is angry, give him our crops or animals to make him happy so we can survive," they were created on the concept that "following ethical guidelines derived from god/higher power can effect meaningful improvement of the human condition." Miracles and other supernatural feats are part of the culture, so they remain present, but they're basically used to establish that the higher power/god holds power over the universe and therefore is capable of fulfilling those promises of salvation.
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Post by: Mupepe on August 26, 2008, 10:41:54 AM
I can't believe so many people here still believe in god - a magical being used by primitive humans to explain things they just didn't understand. Get with the evolving.

That's a bit of an oversimplification.

While preaxial beliefs were essentially an explanation of nature, the more "modern" faiths (Buddhism, Abrahamic religions, modern Hinduism, etc.) are much more based on the concepts of salvation and morality. Those belief systems had cultural foundation in the idea that there is a supernatural, but instead of focusing on "nature god is angry, give him our crops or animals to make him happy so we can survive," they were created on the concept that "following ethical guidelines derived from god/higher power can effect meaningful improvement of the human condition." Miracles and other supernatural feats are part of the culture, so they remain present, but they're basically used to establish that the higher power/god holds power over the universe and therefore is capable of fulfilling those promises of salvation.
Except that's still the same thing.  It's pretty much used to explain how we got here, why we act the way we do, what happens to us after we die, etc.  It's just different and more complicated things we can't explain.  The basic element of religion is the same. 
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Post by: duckman2000 on August 26, 2008, 12:22:50 PM
Most of the people I know who believe in "God," not counting the primitive baptist family that came with the wife, seem to basically view it as a reference for everyday life. Occasionally, the odd quote will come up, but it typically what I would myself call a reference to chance, or inner strength. Subsequently, these people may believe in an intelligent design, but not in the events precisely as they wee laid out in The Bible. And that goes for most of the stories in The Bible, the Old Testament in particular. Analogies, little more than that. I have no problem respecting any of that, even as an atheist. It's when it tries to halt or even reverse progress, when they attempt to challenge modern science and research by means of quoting fables written ages ago by people who simply did not know any better, that's when I lose my patience with them.

Obviously, this is nothing new, and I guess we should be happy that they don't simply burn those who disagree with their outdated world view, but it's disturbing that it is still a real, socio-political factor. And how in the hell are we supposed to respect this? Not only is this "tolerance" agenda pushed by people with a long history of being remarkably intolerant of other belief systems and cultures, these are fundamentalists. That's no better than werewolf sects, or werewolf hunters.

And for the record, I don't believe that Evangelicals actually are Christian; they are purely Old Testament, with a Christian cultural heritage. Nothing in their actions suggests otherwise. "Jesus" is simply there to give it a neat presentation of goodness and forgiveness, but that's not what these people are about.
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Post by: Tauntaun on August 26, 2008, 12:59:16 PM
Thar be some hate in this thread.

(http://www.djmonkeyboy.com/clothing/haterade-1.jpg)
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Post by: TVC15 on August 26, 2008, 01:01:30 PM
Rational Satanism wins again 8)

:bow Atheistic Scientism :bow2
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Post by: Flannel Boy on August 26, 2008, 01:04:06 PM


And for the record, I don't believe that Evangelicals actually are Christian; they are purely Old Testament, with a Christian cultural heritage. Nothing in their actions suggests otherwise. "Jesus" is simply there to give it a neat presentation of goodness and forgiveness, but that's not what these people are about.


Religious expression is ultimately subjective and there will always be interpretative differences between groups, sects, and individuals. Consequently, the talk of real Christians or true Muslims is nonsense.
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Post by: Crushed on August 26, 2008, 01:05:45 PM
I can't believe so many people here still believe in god - a magical being used by primitive humans to explain things they just didn't understand. Get with the evolving.

That's a bit of an oversimplification.

While preaxial beliefs were essentially an explanation of nature, the more "modern" faiths (Buddhism, Abrahamic religions, modern Hinduism, etc.) are much more based on the concepts of salvation and morality. Those belief systems had cultural foundation in the idea that there is a supernatural, but instead of focusing on "nature god is angry, give him our crops or animals to make him happy so we can survive," they were created on the concept that "following ethical guidelines derived from god/higher power can effect meaningful improvement of the human condition." Miracles and other supernatural feats are part of the culture, so they remain present, but they're basically used to establish that the higher power/god holds power over the universe and therefore is capable of fulfilling those promises of salvation.
Except that's still the same thing.  It's pretty much used to explain how we got here, why we act the way we do, what happens to us after we die, etc.  It's just different and more complicated things we can't explain.  The basic element of religion is the same. 

Not really. The only "explanations" that those beliefs offer aren't explaining anything, but are proposed answers for metaphysical questions: "what happens when we die," "is there a soul," "is there a universal moral code," etc.

It's distinctly different from "why does that river flood," in that it doesn't provide an explanation for events in everyday life which can be explained by science.

You can cite certain things from "modern" faiths like Genesis and the Vedas in which the world is created by supernatural means, or epic stories filled with supernatural occurances like those of the early Jewish prophets, or the adventures of Hindu gods' avatars, but those are ancient stories which are only attached to the rest of the belief because of their cultural relationship, adapted from their ancient sources to impart some kind of moral while entertaining and using culturally relevant concepts such as gods, spirits, and demons.

Hell, basically a futher expansion of the Hades fire and brimstone charactacure passed down through the ages prior to Catholicism , vs. the eternal paradise of heaven (again, not a new idea)

Hades, like most pagan concepts of the afterlife, was not fire and brimstone. Most of those early belief systems had a very fatalistic concept of the afterlife, where you just became a shade or spirit drifting around in a world underneath the ground or a shadowy counterpart to our world. Only those who were extraordinarily bad or extraordinarily heroic recieved different treatment. The only thing even closely resembling "fire and brimstone" was Tartarus, which was essentially where the people who pissed off the gods by breaking the worst taboos or direct insults were forced to endlessly do futile tasks.

While artists took inspiration for depictions of "Hell" (a relatively new concept) from the shadowy and gloomy caverns of Hades, it's a different concept. Even Judaism today has no concept of people going to be punished in a Hell or sent to a divine and ethereal Heaven after death, but rather an afterlife reminiscent of the ancient idea of "shades in an underworld"; and Christianity and Islam both developed from Judaism.
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Post by: Mupepe on August 26, 2008, 01:12:26 PM
I can't believe so many people here still believe in god - a magical being used by primitive humans to explain things they just didn't understand. Get with the evolving.

That's a bit of an oversimplification.

While preaxial beliefs were essentially an explanation of nature, the more "modern" faiths (Buddhism, Abrahamic religions, modern Hinduism, etc.) are much more based on the concepts of salvation and morality. Those belief systems had cultural foundation in the idea that there is a supernatural, but instead of focusing on "nature god is angry, give him our crops or animals to make him happy so we can survive," they were created on the concept that "following ethical guidelines derived from god/higher power can effect meaningful improvement of the human condition." Miracles and other supernatural feats are part of the culture, so they remain present, but they're basically used to establish that the higher power/god holds power over the universe and therefore is capable of fulfilling those promises of salvation.
Except that's still the same thing.  It's pretty much used to explain how we got here, why we act the way we do, what happens to us after we die, etc.  It's just different and more complicated things we can't explain.  The basic element of religion is the same. 

Not really. The only "explanations" that those beliefs offer aren't explaining anything, but are proposed answers for metaphysical questions: "what happens when we die," "is there a soul," "is there a universal moral code," etc.

It's distinctly different from "why does that river flood," in that it doesn't provide an explanation for events in everyday life which can be explained by science.

You can cite certain things from "modern" faiths like Genesis and the Vedas in which the world is created by supernatural means, or epic stories filled with supernatural occurances like those of the early Jewish prophets, or the adventures of Hindu gods' avatars, but those are ancient stories which are only attached to the rest of the belief because of their cultural relationship, adapted from their ancient sources to impart some kind of moral while entertaining and using culturally relevant concepts such as gods, spirits, and demons.

Of course it's different.  Science began to take hold and we learned why the rivers flood.  We started asking ourselves different questions that we could not explain. 

And people were pulling answers from the Bible long ago that can be explained by science.  People believed for a long time that the Earth was the center of the universe because God said so.  So many of those have just become debunked that it's become a game of semantics and most hardcore faiths latch onto the unprovable metaphysical questions. 


They're very much different kinds of religions than what once existed within mythology, but it's there to answer questions anyways.  Most people aren't content in not knowing what happens after we die so they latch onto a religion that gives us a fleshed out answer filled with an entire process of judgement and punishment/reward.  It's still answering questions, just different ones.
Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientis
Post by: duckman2000 on August 26, 2008, 02:04:07 PM


And for the record, I don't believe that Evangelicals actually are Christian; they are purely Old Testament, with a Christian cultural heritage. Nothing in their actions suggests otherwise. "Jesus" is simply there to give it a neat presentation of goodness and forgiveness, but that's not what these people are about.


Religious expression is ultimately subjective and there will always be interpretative differences between groups, sects, and individuals. Consequently, the talk of real Christians or true Muslims is nonsense.

There is no talk of "real" Christians. These guys are, as is evident by their actions and founding beliefs, not Christians. Unless of course by "Christians" you mean people who believe that Christ was the Son of God, but view the actual teachings as merely good stories, that may or may not be all that important to faith and a Christian life. The Old Testament, however, that's The Truth. Verbatim.
Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientists.
Post by: Brehvolution on August 26, 2008, 02:21:44 PM
Wow, lord of the Xbots is a Godless heathen.

Surprise, surprise.

:rofl

lol god
Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientis
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 26, 2008, 03:39:04 PM
There is no talk of "real" Christians. These guys are, as is evident by their actions and founding beliefs, not Christians. Unless of course by "Christians" you mean people who believe that Christ was the Son of God, but view the actual teachings as merely good stories, that may or may not be all that important to faith and a Christian life. The Old Testament, however, that's The Truth. Verbatim.

You're basically saying that if people don't practice Christianity the way you do or would practice it, they're not a not Christians. Honestly, this sounds like something a fundie would say. When people believe in God, believe his son walked on the Earth, and call themselves Christians, take their fucking word for it. There is no platonic ideal of religious worship. Religious expression is subjective.

 
Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientis
Post by: Crushed on August 26, 2008, 03:52:34 PM
They're very much different kinds of religions than what once existed within mythology, but it's there to answer questions anyways.  Most people aren't content in not knowing what happens after we die so they latch onto a religion that gives us a fleshed out answer filled with an entire process of judgement and punishment/reward.  It's still answering questions, just different ones.

Of course it's answering questions; that's the point of philosophies and beliefs. But just because it provides a metaphysical answer to a metaphysical question does not mean that it's bad.

And people were pulling answers from the Bible long ago that can be explained by science.  People believed for a long time that the Earth was the center of the universe because God said so.  So many of those have just become debunked that it's become a game of semantics and most hardcore faiths latch onto the unprovable metaphysical questions.

Those "answers" were usually extrapolated from older stories. In the Bible, God never says anything like "this is the center of the universe," people just assumed it because it made sense to them that THE earth was central to creation. Scientific knowledge and reason were used to the best of their ability in such a time; people worked with what they had, and in the days before an established scientific method, that usually amounted to reading various histories, essays, philosophical treatises, and other literature (yes, including the Bible) and trying to interpret an answer that seemed to fit.

It's not as though the idea of Biblical non-literalism was invented by moderates as a response to the Scientific Revolution or Enlightenment. St. Augustine wrote this in 408AD:

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It not infrequently happens that something about the earth, about the sky, about other elements of this world, about the motion and rotation or even the magnitude and distances of the stars, about definite eclipses of the sun and moon, about the passage of years and seasons, about the nature of animals, of fruits, of stones, and of other such things, may be known with the greatest certainty by reasoning or by experience, even by one who is not a Christian. It is too disgraceful and ruinous, though, and greatly to be avoided, that he [the non-Christian] should hear a Christian speaking so idiotically on these matters, and as if in accord with Christian writings, that he might say that he could scarcely keep from laughing when he saw how totally in error they are.

-The Literal Interpretation of Genesis

And in 410AD:

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But the ambiguities of metaphorical words, about which I am next to speak, demand no ordinary care and diligence.  In the first place, we must beware of taking a figurative expression literally.  For the saying of the apostle applies in this case too:  “The letter killeth, but the spirit giveth life.” For when what is said figuratively is taken as if it were said literally, it is understood in a carnal manner. And nothing is more fittingly called the death of the soul than when that in it which raises it above the brutes, the intelligence namely, is put in subjection to the flesh by a blind adherence to the letter.  For he who follows the letter takes figurative words as if they were proper, and does not carry out what is indicated by a proper word into its secondary signification ; but, if he hears of the Sabbath, for example, thinks of nothing but the one day out of seven which recurs in constant succession; and when he hears of a sacrifice, does not carry his thoughts beyond the customary offerings of victims from the flock, and of the fruits of the earth.

-The City of God, Chapter 5, "It is a Wretched Slavery Which Takes the Figurative Expressions of Scripture in a Literal Sense."


Not to suggest that Augustine and other Christian doctors and writers didn't try to extrapolate scientific answers (which were obviously flawed) from the Bible; in City of God, Augustine also tries to argue that the earth is only around 6000 years old by pointing out contradictions between "pagan" Greek and Egyptian historical documents which referenced pagan deities, and concluded that by faith in the Bible as being God's Word, it must be most accurate. But as said before, that was the best they could come up with, equipped only with a bunch of texts varying in age from thousands of years to a scant few centuries. They were trying to be scientists by taking data and interpreting it with reason and experience, but didn't have the tools or methods.

Ah well, science is a self-correcting process that grows from its mistakes; errors and revisions are an indispensable part of the procedure. That's why the Vatican has had scientific academies and institutions for a long time, to improve understanding and make sure that it becomes more and more unlikely that such thinking will repeat; despite the embarrassing debacle with Galileo* at around the same time there were Vatican astronomers writing papers supporting heliocentricity as a valid theory, the Church has gotten a lot better. The current Pontifical Academy of Sciences, for example, doesn't care whether its members are Catholic, or even Christian, or even believe in God (Heck, Stephen Hawking is a member and one of the priests working there considers Richard Dawkins a friend), but only wants to aid in the furthering of science, to both increase the wealth of human knowledge and to keep the Holy See informed so that it doesn't make decisions based on outdated ideas.

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The "offense" was more about how Galileo seemed to claim that knowledge of the universe was capable without divine aid (remember that the scientific community at the time was mostly Church-run or sponsored), that he seemed to state his results as empirically proven, and he that accidentally came across as mocking of geocentric views during a section featuring a hypothetical debate between a helio- and geocentrist; he had done that before when he and a Jesuit got into an argument over comets which grew into a debate of Science, eventually ending in Galileo writing a scathing parody where he tore the Jesuit a new one... and wrote some things which made a lot Jesuits feel pretty insulted.

Honestly, that the Vatican was very interested in the debate, and Pope Urban VIII liked Galileo's work, even the one where he made fun of the Jesuit (he thought it was great). But Urban was more inclined to heliocentricism (remember, this was the 1600s when there was no definitive evidence either way, merely conjecture based on observations), and when Pope Urban asked that his views be put into the point-counterpoint section of the book, Galileo made heliocentrists (and by extension, the Pope) look a little stupid.

Not defending the Church for going wayyyyyyy out of line, getting butthurt, and bringing Galileo to trial; that was stupid and it's a damn good thing that they finally stopped doing stupid crap like that, and that John Paul II finally apologized for it.
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I'm really not trying to convert anyone here, say that religion is faultless, or that modern faiths are wholly original; obviously there are a lot of imagery and ideas that aren't exactly original, and I am well aware that there is an ocean of human error and folly involved in their development. I'm just really interested in how religions developed and how they continue to develop with changing cultures and advances in science.

It just bothers me when a very simplistic view of the history of religion (which is complicated and nuanced, like all history) is put forth like something out of Zeitgeist, citing superficial similarities, mixing up different concepts, and making very general and flawed statements based on ignorance. I don't care if you're an atheist or not, but saying something like "Well, the concept of Heaven is obviously taken from the Greek Olympus, they're both cloudy places ruled by old guys with beards," or even something pro-Christian (but still false) like, "Jesus was the first to preach loving others before oneself, that means He was Son of God!" and I get peeved. It's like saying that the American democracy is basically stolen from Greek democracy, or that America is the best because it was the first country with representative government.


You're basically saying that if people don't practice Christianity the way you do or would practice it, they're not a not Christians. Honestly, this sounds like something a fundie would say. When people believe in God, believe his son walked on the Earth, and call themselves Christians, take their fucking word for it. There is no platonic ideal of religious worship. Religious expression is subjective.

I agree with you in principle, but there are some limits. If a person believes in God and Jesus, but also believes that Jesus was an invisible pink unicorn or teapot floating in space (lol irony) who died to alleviate His own boredom, and calls themselves Christian, are they still? Obviously there are very few, if any, examples of this in the real world that are anywhere near as unorthodox, but you get what I mean. The First Church of Invisible Pink Unicorn Jesus could call themselves a special sect of Christianity, and I'll take their word for it that they honestly believe that, but still I can't help but think that they're somehow "doing it wrong." Not to say it's less "worthy" of a religion, but it'd a bit of a misnomer to call it Christianity.
Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientists.
Post by: jiji on August 26, 2008, 03:58:04 PM
This sums up my views of religion:
[youtube=425,350]JOZQsuLDqBk[/youtube]
:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientis
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 26, 2008, 04:09:51 PM

You're basically saying that if people don't practice Christianity the way you do or would practice it, they're not a not Christians. Honestly, this sounds like something a fundie would say. When people believe in God, believe his son walked on the Earth, and call themselves Christians, take their fucking word for it. There is no platonic ideal of religious worship. Religious expression is subjective.

I agree with you in principle, but there are some limits. If a person believes in God and Jesus, but also believes that Jesus was an invisible pink unicorn or teapot floating in space (lol irony) who died to alleviate His own boredom, and calls themselves Christian, are they still? Obviously there are very few, if any, examples of this in the real world that are anywhere near as unorthodox, but you get what I mean. The First Church of Invisible Pink Unicorn Jesus could call themselves a special sect of Christianity, and I'll take their word for it that they honestly believe that, but still I can't help but think that they're somehow "doing it wrong." Not to say it's less "worthy" of a religion, but it'd a bit of a misnomer to call it Christianity.

Right, there are limits to how subjective religious expression can be. In your examples, for instance, the Christians aren't interpreting an invisible pink unicorn from their bibles; they're just adding silly, extraneous material. Fundamentalists, however, aren't. But by simply not ideally following Christ's teachings, Duckman would say they aren't Christians.

Jerry Falwell was a fundamentalist ____________.

I'm pretty sure atheist doesn't go in the blank spot duckman.
Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientists.
Post by: Brehvolution on August 26, 2008, 04:20:21 PM
This sums up my views of religion:
[youtube=425,350]JOZQsuLDqBk[/youtube]
:rofl :rofl :rofl
bwahahahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientis
Post by: duckman2000 on August 26, 2008, 04:27:52 PM
There is no talk of "real" Christians. These guys are, as is evident by their actions and founding beliefs, not Christians. Unless of course by "Christians" you mean people who believe that Christ was the Son of God, but view the actual teachings as merely good stories, that may or may not be all that important to faith and a Christian life. The Old Testament, however, that's The Truth. Verbatim.

You're basically saying that if people don't practice Christianity the way you do or would practice it, they're not a not Christians. Honestly, this sounds like something a fundie would say. When people believe in God, believe his son walked on the Earth, and call themselves Christians, take their fucking word for it. There is no platonic ideal of religious worship. Religious expression is subjective.

I don't believe a person that preaches hatred and intolerance is a Christian, no. I also don't believe that a person who considers it his or her duty to raise soldiers in the name of God is a Christian. Neither is the person who considers it his or her duty to blow up abortion clinics, attack people of "wrong" sexual orientation (either directly physically, through community "efforts" or through legislation).
The modern Evangelical movement is a shameful blotch on what is, according to their own guidelines, a faith of tolerance and enlightenment. They are Old Testament freaks, and even that is in many ways questionable. They use religion (which is really just tradition) as a cover for acute intolerance and, honestly, a fundamental inability to reason on any level above that of a stubborn, jilted and self-centered child. They are the least enlightened. Fascist savages.

I tolerate Christians, despite them basing their entire world view on some good stories, something I personally consider ludicrous. The reason I tolerate it is because hey, that's their choice, and it does me no harm. If it helps them in their lives, then that's great. But if certain "Christians" can show no tolerance for other cultures or lifestyles, because it's supposedly invading and harming what is theirs (again, quite self-centered people), why should those characters be tolerated?
Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientis
Post by: Mupepe on August 26, 2008, 04:29:22 PM
They're very much different kinds of religions than what once existed within mythology, but it's there to answer questions anyways.  Most people aren't content in not knowing what happens after we die so they latch onto a religion that gives us a fleshed out answer filled with an entire process of judgement and punishment/reward.  It's still answering questions, just different ones.

Of course it's answering questions; that's the point of philosophies and beliefs. But just because it provides a metaphysical answer to a metaphysical question does not mean that it's bad.
I never said it was bad.  I simply said it serves the same purpose as previous religions.


And people were pulling answers from the Bible long ago that can be explained by science.  People believed for a long time that the Earth was the center of the universe because God said so.  So many of those have just become debunked that it's become a game of semantics and most hardcore faiths latch onto the unprovable metaphysical questions.

Those "answers" were usually extrapolated from older stories. In the Bible, God never says anything like "this is the center of the universe," people just assumed it because it made sense to them that THE earth was central to creation. Scientific knowledge and reason were used to the best of their ability in such a time; people worked with what they had, and in the days before an established scientific method, that usually amounted to reading various histories, essays, philosophical treatises, and other literature (yes, including the Bible) and trying to interpret an answer that seemed to fit.

It's not as though the idea of Biblical non-literalism was invented by moderates as a response to the Scientific Revolution or Enlightenment. St. Augustine wrote this in 408AD:

Quote
It not infrequently happens that something about the earth, about the sky, about other elements of this world, about the motion and rotation or even the magnitude and distances of the stars, about definite eclipses of the sun and moon, about the passage of years and seasons, about the nature of animals, of fruits, of stones, and of other such things, may be known with the greatest certainty by reasoning or by experience, even by one who is not a Christian. It is too disgraceful and ruinous, though, and greatly to be avoided, that he [the non-Christian] should hear a Christian speaking so idiotically on these matters, and as if in accord with Christian writings, that he might say that he could scarcely keep from laughing when he saw how totally in error they are.

-The Literal Interpretation of Genesis

And in 410AD:

Quote
But the ambiguities of metaphorical words, about which I am next to speak, demand no ordinary care and diligence.  In the first place, we must beware of taking a figurative expression literally.  For the saying of the apostle applies in this case too:  “The letter killeth, but the spirit giveth life.” For when what is said figuratively is taken as if it were said literally, it is understood in a carnal manner. And nothing is more fittingly called the death of the soul than when that in it which raises it above the brutes, the intelligence namely, is put in subjection to the flesh by a blind adherence to the letter.  For he who follows the letter takes figurative words as if they were proper, and does not carry out what is indicated by a proper word into its secondary signification ; but, if he hears of the Sabbath, for example, thinks of nothing but the one day out of seven which recurs in constant succession; and when he hears of a sacrifice, does not carry his thoughts beyond the customary offerings of victims from the flock, and of the fruits of the earth.

-The City of God, Chapter 5, "It is a Wretched Slavery Which Takes the Figurative Expressions of Scripture in a Literal Sense."


Not to suggest that Augustine and other Christian doctors and writers didn't try to extrapolate scientific answers (which were obviously flawed) from the Bible; in City of God, Augustine also tries to argue that the earth is only around 6000 years old by pointing out contradictions between "pagan" Greek and Egyptian historical documents which referenced pagan deities, and concluded that by faith in the Bible as being God's Word, it must be most accurate. But as said before, that was the best they could come up with, equipped only with a bunch of texts varying in age from thousands of years to a scant few centuries. They were trying to be scientists by taking data and interpreting it with reason and experience, but didn't have the tools or methods.

Ah well, science is a self-correcting process that grows from its mistakes; errors and revisions are an indispensable part of the procedure. That's why the Vatican has had scientific academies and institutions for a long time, to improve understanding and make sure that it becomes more and more unlikely that such thinking will repeat; despite the embarrassing debacle with Galileo* at around the same time there were Vatican astronomers writing papers supporting heliocentricity as a valid theory, the Church has gotten a lot better. The current Pontifical Academy of Sciences, for example, doesn't care whether its members are Catholic, or even Christian, or even believe in God (Heck, Stephen Hawking is a member and one of the priests working there considers Richard Dawkins a friend), but only wants to aid in the furthering of science, to both increase the wealth of human knowledge and to keep the Holy See informed so that it doesn't make decisions based on outdated ideas.

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The "offense" was more about how Galileo seemed to claim that knowledge of the universe was capable without divine aid (remember that the scientific community at the time was mostly Church-run or sponsored), that he seemed to state his results as empirically proven, and he that accidentally came across as mocking of geocentric views during a section featuring a hypothetical debate between a helio- and geocentrist; he had done that before when he and a Jesuit got into an argument over comets which grew into a debate of Science, eventually ending in Galileo writing a scathing parody where he tore the Jesuit a new one... and wrote some things which made a lot Jesuits feel pretty insulted.

Honestly, that the Vatican was very interested in the debate, and Pope Urban VIII liked Galileo's work, even the one where he made fun of the Jesuit (he thought it was great). But Urban was more inclined to heliocentricism (remember, this was the 1600s when there was no definitive evidence either way, merely conjecture based on observations), and when Pope Urban asked that his views be put into the point-counterpoint section of the book, Galileo made heliocentrists (and by extension, the Pope) look a little stupid.

Not defending the Church for going wayyyyyyy out of line, getting butthurt, and bringing Galileo to trial; that was stupid and it's a damn good thing that they finally stopped doing stupid crap like that, and that John Paul II finally apologized for it.
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I'm really not trying to convert anyone here, say that religion is faultless, or that modern faiths are wholly original; obviously there are a lot of imagery and ideas that aren't exactly original, and I am well aware that there is an ocean of human error and folly involved in their development. I'm just really interested in how religions developed and how they continue to develop with changing cultures and advances in science.

It just bothers me when a very simplistic view of the history of religion (which is complicated and nuanced, like all history) is put forth like something out of Zeitgeist, citing superficial similarities, mixing up different concepts, and making very general and flawed statements based on ignorance. I don't care if you're an atheist or not, but saying something like "Well, the concept of Heaven is obviously taken from the Greek Olympus, they're both cloudy places ruled by old guys with beards," or even something pro-Christian (but still false) like, "Jesus was the first to preach loving others before oneself, that means He was Son of God!" and I get peeved. It's like saying that the American democracy is basically stolen from Greek democracy, or that America is the best because it was the first country with representative government.
I think you're taking offense where there wasn't meant any.  I have nothing against religion or the people who worship.  But it's meant to answer questions just like anything else.  And despite what the Church is doing now, for hundreds of years people did use the Bible as a scientific reference.  You'll also find that even people that worshipped Greek and Roman God's began to take it all as a metaphor rather than literal word when their own religions came under scrutiny.  The same change has happened to Christianity.  The majority of worshippers took the text literally for hundreds and hundreds of years.

They were cultivated for the same purpose.  It's not a bad thing.  People needs answers and religion helps them cope.

I'm not calling them evil or brainwashers or anything.  Calm down.
Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientists.
Post by: Crushed on August 26, 2008, 05:00:46 PM
I'm not honestly offended and I'm sorry I came off as "excited," I'm just in a really talky, thinky, typy mood today and had an hour or so of boredom to fill.  :lol
Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientis
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 26, 2008, 05:10:03 PM
There is no talk of "real" Christians. These guys are, as is evident by their actions and founding beliefs, not Christians. Unless of course by "Christians" you mean people who believe that Christ was the Son of God, but view the actual teachings as merely good stories, that may or may not be all that important to faith and a Christian life. The Old Testament, however, that's The Truth. Verbatim.

You're basically saying that if people don't practice Christianity the way you do or would practice it, they're not a not Christians. Honestly, this sounds like something a fundie would say. When people believe in God, believe his son walked on the Earth, and call themselves Christians, take their fucking word for it. There is no platonic ideal of religious worship. Religious expression is subjective.

I don't believe a person that preaches hatred and intolerance is a Christian, no. I also don't believe that a person who considers it his or her duty to raise soldiers in the name of God is a Christian. Neither is the person who considers it his or her duty to blow up abortion clinics, attack people of "wrong" sexual orientation (either directly physically, through community "efforts" or through legislation).
The modern Evangelical movement is a shameful blotch on what is, according to their own guidelines, a faith of tolerance and enlightenment. They are Old Testament freaks, and even that is in many ways questionable. They use religion (which is really just tradition) as a cover for acute intolerance and, honestly, a fundamental inability to reason on any level above that of a stubborn, jilted and self-centered child. They are the least enlightened. Fascist savages.

I tolerate Christians, despite them basing their entire world view on some good stories, something I personally consider ludicrous. The reason I tolerate it is because hey, that's their choice, and it does me no harm. If it helps them in their lives, then that's great. But if certain "Christians" can show no tolerance for other cultures or lifestyles, because it's supposedly invading and harming what is theirs (again, quite self-centered people), why should those characters be tolerated?


Just because someone is morally flawed, doesn't mean he or she isn't a Christian. Everyone is morally flawed, some more than others. Depending on how high a standard we want to use, we can say that there are no Christians.

And, of course, you somehow ignore the hatred, cruelty and intolerance contained in the Bible. Some fucktards don't. Those who don't may be morally repugnant by our standards, but that doesn't mean they're not Christians.

And who said you have to tolerate them. There's no reason to tolerate intolerant nonsense.

Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientists.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 26, 2008, 05:11:19 PM
good thing you know what a christian is and isn't, just like all those other christians out there

schismalicious!
Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientists.
Post by: Eric P on August 26, 2008, 05:33:46 PM
If you're not a seventh day adventist, good luck calling yourself a christian.

http://www.wetotallyheartponies.com/glue/01%20Heavens%20Above!.mp3
Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientists.
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 26, 2008, 05:39:54 PM
If you're not a seventh day adventist, good luck calling yourself a christian.

http://www.wetotallyheartponies.com/glue/01%20Heavens%20Above!.mp3

 :rofl
Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientis
Post by: duckman2000 on August 26, 2008, 05:40:01 PM
Just because someone is morally flawed, doesn't mean he or she isn't a Christian. Everyone is morally flawed, some more than others. Depending on how high a standard we want to use, we can say that there are no Christians.

This goes well beyond being "morally flawed" though, it's an absolute disconnect with the whole point of their beloved Gospel. And it's an organized form of it too, set squarely to to the tone of a murdering deity protecting them (or theirs) from the others. There is plenty of cruelty and intolerance in the Bible. Specifically, in the Old Testament. They can label themselves Christians, and a community of like minded will of course empower this notion that they are, in fact, preaching the truth and spreading the good news, as opposed to the hate mongering that I see. The only thing New Testament about this movement seems to be in the words they preach, but tend to fail to practice. If this convenient label that almost automatically awards them a sense of righteous pride would be taken away, leaving nothing but the people and their actions exposed, what would you be looking at? Tolerance, forgiveness, people keen on sacrificing and less keen on collecting (or fiercely safeguarding, at the cost of someone else's life) what's theirs?

I don't at all think Christianity has to follow a single, "correct" line. But the disconnect between what their book preaches and what they practice is in this case quite obvious, don't you agree? It is, however, not so disconnected if you remove the New Testament from the equation.
Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientis
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 26, 2008, 06:01:08 PM
This goes well beyond being "morally flawed" though, it's an absolute disconnect with the whole point of their beloved Gospel.

You assume that there's general agreement as to what the point of the gospels is, or that there's even one.

There is plenty of cruelty and intolerance in the Bible. Specifically, in the Old Testament. They can label themselves Christians, and a community of like minded will of course empower this notion that they are, in fact, preaching the truth and spreading the good news, as opposed to the hate mongering that I see. The only thing New Testament about this movement seems to be in the words they preach, but tend to fail to practice.

I don't think all fundamentalists completely ignore the new testament--many are charitable and forgiving. Besides, you say they ignore the New Testament; they’ll just say that others ignore the Old Testament. Anyway, while the New Testament is far better than the Old Testament, it still has some questionable ethical prescripts.


If this convenient label that almost automatically awards them a sense of righteous pride would be taken away, leaving nothing but the people and their actions exposed, what would you be looking at? Tolerance, forgiveness, people keen on sacrificing and less keen on collecting (or fiercely safeguarding, at the cost of someone else's life) what's theirs?

I don't at all think Christianity has to follow a single, "correct" line. But the disconnect between what their book preaches and what they practice is in this case quite obvious, don't you agree? It is, however, not so disconnected if you remove the New Testament from the equation.

Are you suggesting that when fundies say they are Christians, they're being completely disingenuous? That they're simply using religion as a tool?

I don't at all think Christianity has to follow a single, "correct" line. But the disconnect between what their book preaches and what they practice is in this case quite obvious, don't you agree? It is, however, not so disconnected if you remove the New Testament from the equation.

Again, they'll say there's a disconnect between what the bible says and what mainline Christians preach and practice. I think this is a silly, fruitless game.
Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientists.
Post by: Mupepe on August 26, 2008, 07:40:58 PM
I'm not honestly offended and I'm sorry I came off as "excited," I'm just in a really talky, thinky, typy mood today and had an hour or so of boredom to fill.  :lol
oh make love to me then. 
Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientists.
Post by: laesperanzapaz on August 26, 2008, 09:29:24 PM
i have no idea what you guys said in this thread and the other one, but as a hardcore yet tolerant atheist i will say this:

- a world with religion is, i believe, a better world than that without religion.  A sense of belonging, community, ethics, morality - the human subjectivity, the human essence, if you will - is something taht shouldn't be underestimated nor dismissed.  If what I just described would encompass even 50% of what modern religion does to people, I would support religion's flourishment, even if I myself were to remain a cynical skeptical atheist.

- however, and unfortunately, what I just described does not accurately capture what religion does to billions of people.  In addition to the above, religion far more often than not preaches hate, discrimination, superstition, stupidity, and did i mention stupidity?  It does far more harm than good in my view.  Now, despite that, i believe religion is better than no religion.  Despite it being a mental virus where 90% of its purpose and effects are highly negative, I am above wishing its death.

But it is what it is. 

For those who are like "tl; dr", what i'm tryuing to say is

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Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientis
Post by: Fresh Prince on August 26, 2008, 09:37:14 PM
I think religion is overstated. What we have is a majority of religious people who pick and choose elements they like and develop a pastiche. A lot of do as I say not what I do in other words.

The fundies are overrepresented and politicians like to listen to them since they bring money and votes. It just fucks up shit we should be advancing such as stem cell research, genetic modification etc which are already ethically complicated enough without putting religion into it. 
Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientists.
Post by: Oblivion on August 26, 2008, 11:40:51 PM
- a world with religion is, i believe, a better world than that without religion.  A sense of belonging, community, ethics, morality - the human subjectivity,

You don't need religion for ethics and morality to exist.
Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientists.
Post by: Oblivion on August 27, 2008, 03:28:22 PM
Goddamn it, don't stop responding NOW, fegs. This thread was just gettin good! :punch
Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientists.
Post by: Jabberwocky on August 27, 2008, 07:09:18 PM
>:<
Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientists.
Post by: demi on August 27, 2008, 07:10:58 PM
Hollywood is just a wrestling fan. You shouldn't group him with Christians.
Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientists.
Post by: Mr.Wuggles on August 27, 2008, 07:40:55 PM
What I don't understand is that a large number of atheists give themselves this "cause" for being assailants of Christianity and the like. They believe that they are "fighting" for a better world. If you ask me, subconsciously...this "cause" is just an excuse for them to get in my fucking face and blab about how much I am holding humanity back. They fight for the sake of it, and they just need some sort of justification to be an asshole.

Fuck all of you, nobody gives a fuck about any of you.
Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientists.
Post by: demi on August 27, 2008, 07:52:40 PM
True, athiests are fucking annoying.
Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientists.
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 27, 2008, 07:53:38 PM
Hypothetically, if the religion turns out to be false after we die, what do we lose? We'll just endure an eternal lifeless abyss if there truly isn't an afterlife. And while an afterlife can't be proven, the lack of one can't be proven either, so the possibility is certainly still there.

Well, you'd have lost all that time praying to a fictional god, going to church, and worrying about engaging in certain activities for fear of eternal retribution.

And, no, the afterlife can't be disproved.  But you have two main alternatives:

Your mind, along with all your mental abilities, is simply the product of your physical brain.  If your brain is damaged, you will suffer mental impairment. When you brain dies, you will die. This view is simple, elegant, and scientific.

Or

Your mind is a ghost in the machine--a non-physical spirit that somehow magically interacts with your physical body. This supernatural spirit will survive the body's death and travel to a magical land to spend an eternity with loved ones, floating a top of clouds while listening to harp music.

Hollywood is just a wrestling fan. You shouldn't group him with Christians.

Either way, he's cheering on fakery.

Fuck all of you, nobody gives a fuck about any of you.

 :'(

Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientists.
Post by: TVC15 on August 27, 2008, 07:54:56 PM
I give a fuck about you, Malek.
Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientists.
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 27, 2008, 07:55:46 PM
I give a fuck about you, Malek.

Atheist Scientists only care about themselves and prescription painkillers.
Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientists.
Post by: TVC15 on August 27, 2008, 07:57:18 PM
Also, I've always found the most critical flaw of pascal's gambit to be that it assumes that the one religion the person is following is the true religion.  For pascal's gambit to be worthwhile, you'd have to follow EVERY religion in the world, to make sure you have the right one.
Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientis
Post by: bagofeyes on August 27, 2008, 08:01:33 PM
What I don't understand is that a large number of atheists give themselves this "cause" for being assailants of Christianity and the like. They believe that they are "fighting" for a better world. If you ask me, subconsciously...this "cause" is just an excuse for them to get in my fucking face and blab about how much I am holding humanity back. They fight for the sake of it, and they just need some sort of justification to be an asshole.

Fuck all of you, nobody gives a fuck about any of you.

 :santocry

Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientists.
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 27, 2008, 08:05:51 PM
TVC15 and Cohen, the one true God is clearly the Christian God. He loves philosophical sophism, Frenchmen, and, above all, being worshiped. Acts of charity and kindness or great works of art and science mean nothing to him. You will only be rewarded if you believe!
Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientists.
Post by: TVC15 on August 27, 2008, 08:09:18 PM
As a follower of atheistic scientism and rational satanism, Aleister Crowley is my only Jesus.
Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientists.
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 27, 2008, 08:14:30 PM
As a follower of atheistic scientism and rational satanism, Aleister Crowley is my only Jesus.

Jesus died for your sins; Crowley lived for his.
Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientists.
Post by: Jabberwocky on August 27, 2008, 08:18:14 PM
fffff
Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientis
Post by: bagofeyes on August 27, 2008, 08:20:01 PM
what if you are trapped in your body in the coffin for eternity, still conscious, but cant get out...
Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientists.
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 27, 2008, 08:21:16 PM
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Well, you'd have lost all that time praying to a fictional god, going to church, and worrying about engaging in certain activities for fear of eternal retribution.

Would I honestly care? I'd be an inanimate corpse completely devoid of consciousness. It wouldn't matter.

It should matter to you right now because you're still alive and you have a finite amount of time left on this Earth.

what if you are trapped in your body in the coffin for eternity, still conscious, but cant get out...

Not a worry for metaphysical naturalists. Brain death = no more consciousness
Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientists.
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 27, 2008, 08:38:49 PM
oh there we are!
[youtube=425,350]CRSL03fCwLM[/youtube]
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=CRSL03fCwLM


Awesome vid!

I love the first panels explanation as to how morality was around before Christianity

"There have always been Christians but they were not always called such"

:lol
Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientis
Post by: bagofeyes on August 27, 2008, 08:41:39 PM

Not a worry for metaphysical naturalists. Brain death = no more consciousness

Yeah, but what if you're like a ghost, trapped down there! Its as plausible as going to heaven
Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientists.
Post by: TVC15 on August 27, 2008, 10:01:48 PM
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Well, you'd have lost all that time praying to a fictional god, going to church, and worrying about engaging in certain activities for fear of eternal retribution.

Would I honestly care? I'd be an inanimate corpse completely devoid of consciousness. It wouldn't matter.

Imagine there's no Heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today


Listen to Mr. Lennon.  Live life for today.  Pascal's gambit is distinguished mentally-challenged and I can't believe it was even brought up.
Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientists.
Post by: TVC15 on August 27, 2008, 10:06:46 PM
Maybe if I start believing in a magical pony with 2 huge cocks that shits gold, it will actually exist.  Better start worshippin'.
Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientis
Post by: duckman2000 on August 27, 2008, 11:18:14 PM
this "cause" is just an excuse for them to get in my fucking face and blab about how much I am holding humanity back.

Well, have you considered not being on the side that is holding humanity back?
Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientists.
Post by: Eric P on August 28, 2008, 07:30:46 AM
"There have always been Christians but they were not always called such"


to my understanding greek philosophers who were monotheistic got a pass from church officials.

and a pass means they go to hell but don't have to suffer like everyone else.

it's why Virgil was a tour guide in Dante's Inferno, basically
Title: Re: Pussy christian cigarillo loses, jesus cries , victory again to the scientists.
Post by: Eric P on August 28, 2008, 07:31:22 AM
if i get to heaven and get double penetrated by a unicorn i'll know who to blame

you mean "thank"