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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TakingBackSunday on August 26, 2008, 09:19:43 AM

Title: Goddamit, stop the snoring
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 26, 2008, 09:19:43 AM
My roommate has the most unbearable snoring I've ever heard.  It's constant, loud, but not like a normal snore.  It sounds as if he has a mouthful of snot that he's gargling, and it gives me the creeps.

Fuck this shit, ugh, this is gross.
Title: Re: Goddamit, stop the snoring
Post by: Eric P on August 26, 2008, 09:24:41 AM
tell him he may have diabetes

Title: Re: Goddamit, stop the snoring
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 26, 2008, 09:25:52 AM
Can asians get diabetes

real talk
Title: Re: Goddamit, stop the snoring
Post by: Eric P on August 26, 2008, 09:29:26 AM
fuck women in your room

that will show him
Title: Re: Goddamit, stop the snoring
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 26, 2008, 09:30:02 AM
This is gonna be a bad semester.  I have classes at 7:45 and 9:55, so I'm up like a full 5 hours before him.  Ugh.
Title: Re: Goddamit, stop the snoring
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 26, 2008, 09:36:36 AM
One and the same.
Title: Re: Goddamit, stop the snoring
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 26, 2008, 09:41:53 AM
I'm really just tempted to see if I can move into a single.  Sure, I'd be the social outcast, but it's better than this.
Title: Re: Goddamit, stop the snoring
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on August 26, 2008, 09:58:36 AM
By the half point of the year, one of my college buddies had both of his roommates drop from the school, so he had a single that was the size of a fucking house.
Title: Re: Goddamit, stop the snoring
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 26, 2008, 01:04:04 PM
Luckily this asshat either has aero-something classes or sits in his little corner by himself watching his weird movies.  So I never really interact with him.
Title: Re: Goddamit, stop the snoring
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 26, 2008, 01:09:46 PM
you two just need to get it on already.  he can't snore with a penis in his mouth.
Title: Re: Goddamit, stop the snoring
Post by: Tauntaun on August 26, 2008, 01:09:51 PM
Put your junk on his nose, you might have to repeat once or twice but he'll get the picture.  :-*
Title: Re: Goddamit, stop the snoring
Post by: cool breeze on August 26, 2008, 01:52:59 PM
I know the pain of having someone you live with snore bad, but in my case he is in another room and it still sounds like a bear eating pudding through the wall.  I have to wear earplugs every night.
Title: Re: Goddamit, stop the snoring
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 26, 2008, 02:06:22 PM
Bear eating pudding... :lol
Title: Re: Goddamit, stop the snoring
Post by: Himu on August 26, 2008, 02:08:37 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Goddamit, stop the snoring
Post by: TVC15 on August 26, 2008, 02:21:54 PM
I'm really just tempted to see if I can move into a single.  Sure, I'd be the social outcast, but it's better than this.

Singles are awesome.  I spent my entire second semester in solitude, smoking PCP.  Didn't do much for my grades, though.  And I'm not really abradering here.