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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on November 21, 2006, 01:11:03 PM

Title: being a boy hurts
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 21, 2006, 01:11:03 PM
a nut got caught up my boxers and i half sat on it   :o :'(  :'(  :'(
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Post by: Himu on November 21, 2006, 01:18:32 PM
yeah I hate that
Title: Re: being a boy hurts
Post by: BlackMage on November 21, 2006, 01:19:25 PM
yeah I hate that

F UUUUUUUUU
Title: Re: being a boy hurts
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 21, 2006, 01:21:12 PM
I hate when I sit on my dick because it's so huge even when it's flaccid.
Title: Re: being a boy hurts
Post by: ToxicAdam on November 21, 2006, 01:22:09 PM
Sounds like someone has saggy balls. Your insurance may cover plastic surgery for a "ball lift".

Look into it, it's changed my life.

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Post by: Christopher on November 21, 2006, 01:23:07 PM
Does this only happen with boxers or something?  I never sat on my nuts.
Title: Re: being a boy hurts
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 21, 2006, 01:23:26 PM
at least mine have descended!

...

:'( :'(
Title: Re: being a boy hurts
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 21, 2006, 01:24:10 PM
This is worse: one time I was wearing some sports shorts while working around the house. I noticed a long strand of the short's fabric was hanging, but I thought nothing of it.

When I was done cleaning I decided to sit down and watch some TV, but as I began to sit down I felt a SHARP pain in my crotch area. I pulled open my shorts and saw that the strand of fabric had somehow wrapped around my balls. If I had sat down faster it might have cut them off.
Title: Re: being a boy hurts
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 21, 2006, 01:26:43 PM
would you have honestly noticed the difference
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Post by: Human Snorenado on November 21, 2006, 01:35:06 PM
This is worse: one time I was wearing some sports shorts while working around the house. I noticed a long strand of the short's fabric was hanging, but I thought nothing of it.

When I was done cleaning I decided to sit down and watch some TV, but as I began to sit down I felt a SHARP pain in my crotch area. I pulled open my shorts and saw that the strand of fabric had somehow wrapped around my balls. If I had sat down faster it might have cut them off.

I wonder how this guy handles it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O38LliskWLE
Title: Re: being a boy hurts
Post by: Cheebs on November 21, 2006, 01:50:12 PM
my left one is bigger than the right.  :shh
Title: Re: being a boy hurts
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 21, 2006, 01:52:33 PM
This is worse: one time I was wearing some sports shorts while working around the house. I noticed a long strand of the short's fabric was hanging, but I thought nothing of it.

When I was done cleaning I decided to sit down and watch some TV, but as I began to sit down I felt a SHARP pain in my crotch area. I pulled open my shorts and saw that the strand of fabric had somehow wrapped around my balls. If I had sat down faster it might have cut them off.

I wonder how this guy handles it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O38LliskWLE
...

Wow
Title: Re: being a boy hurts
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 21, 2006, 02:17:48 PM
I hate when your junk gets wedged between your legs and your in public. Its uncomfortable yes but you just can't reach in and readjust yourself. So you have to bear it. If your lucky enough, you can just stand up and hopefully it will readjust itself.

/me sighs
Title: Re: being a boy hurts
Post by: G The Resurrected on November 21, 2006, 02:26:24 PM
A few days ago i was mowing the lawn and kicked up a metal pipe right to the balls. Hurt like fucking hell i tell ya. The boys man those things can hurt like fucking hell for a long time after getting hit.
Title: Re: being a boy hurts
Post by: Christopher on November 21, 2006, 02:28:31 PM
...how on earth is that possible?

Anyway the worst pain I felt there is when my friend whipped a snowball there, clear shot :S.
Title: Re: being a boy hurts
Post by: Mupepe on November 21, 2006, 04:25:23 PM
My was giving me a handjob the other night and started bopping my bologna a little hard and at an odd angle.  She ended up basically punching my right nut.  That shit was not cool.  Talk about ruining the mood.
Title: Re: being a boy hurts
Post by: G The Resurrected on November 21, 2006, 04:27:58 PM
I'll 1up ya on the sex pains. Anal sex with someone who i couldnt even get a pinky finger into. Took a hour to get it in right. And while she enjoyed it i was having my penis crushed. Most painful sex i've ever had with anyone. Even with lube it did not help. I had blue balls for what felt like days.

But i agree nuts hurt damnit. I hate little kids though they always knock ya in the nuts.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on November 21, 2006, 04:32:52 PM
That's why you don't have sex with toddlers you sick fuck.
Title: Re: being a boy hurts
Post by: Mupepe on November 21, 2006, 04:36:17 PM
That's why you don't have sex with toddlers you sick fuck.
:lol :lol :lol
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Post by: BlueTsunami on November 21, 2006, 04:37:36 PM
That's why you don't have sex with toddlers you sick fuck.

oh shit

(http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/9556/ohnoyoudianteo0.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

 :lol :lol :lol

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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 21, 2006, 04:57:26 PM
A few days ago i was mowing the lawn and kicked up a metal pipe right to the balls. Hurt like fucking hell i tell ya. The boys man those things can hurt like fucking hell for a long time after getting hit.

Where's that ZomBz "simulating real life events" pic when you need it? :'(
Title: Re: being a boy hurts
Post by: Teh Hamburglar on November 21, 2006, 05:19:17 PM
I am both aroused and terrified by this thread.
Title: Re: being a boy hurts
Post by: xnikki118x on November 22, 2006, 12:03:13 AM
That's why you don't have sex with toddlers you sick fuck.

Most awesome reply ever.
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Post by: rocketman on November 22, 2006, 01:56:26 AM
playing baseball, hit by the pitch. wasn't wearing a cup.

almost died in pain.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 22, 2006, 02:22:23 AM
I am both aroused and terrified by this thread.

Awesome avatar.
Title: Re: being a boy hurts
Post by: Beezy on November 22, 2006, 04:24:40 AM
That's why you don't have sex with toddlers you sick fuck.

:lol

There have been times when I tried to flick a piece of lint off my shorts and I'd accidentally flick my balls. They're so sensitive.  :'(
Title: Re: being a boy hurts
Post by: Himu on November 22, 2006, 09:34:44 AM
My was giving me a handjob the other night and started bopping my bologna a little hard and at an odd angle.  She ended up basically punching my right nut.  That shit was not cool.  Talk about ruining the mood.
 

 :lol :lol :lol