THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on November 21, 2006, 01:11:03 PM
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a nut got caught up my boxers and i half sat on it :o :'( :'( :'(
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yeah I hate that
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yeah I hate that
F UUUUUUUUU
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I hate when I sit on my dick because it's so huge even when it's flaccid.
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Sounds like someone has saggy balls. Your insurance may cover plastic surgery for a "ball lift".
Look into it, it's changed my life.
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Does this only happen with boxers or something? I never sat on my nuts.
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at least mine have descended!
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:'( :'(
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This is worse: one time I was wearing some sports shorts while working around the house. I noticed a long strand of the short's fabric was hanging, but I thought nothing of it.
When I was done cleaning I decided to sit down and watch some TV, but as I began to sit down I felt a SHARP pain in my crotch area. I pulled open my shorts and saw that the strand of fabric had somehow wrapped around my balls. If I had sat down faster it might have cut them off.
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would you have honestly noticed the difference
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This is worse: one time I was wearing some sports shorts while working around the house. I noticed a long strand of the short's fabric was hanging, but I thought nothing of it.
When I was done cleaning I decided to sit down and watch some TV, but as I began to sit down I felt a SHARP pain in my crotch area. I pulled open my shorts and saw that the strand of fabric had somehow wrapped around my balls. If I had sat down faster it might have cut them off.
I wonder how this guy handles it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O38LliskWLE
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my left one is bigger than the right. :shh
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This is worse: one time I was wearing some sports shorts while working around the house. I noticed a long strand of the short's fabric was hanging, but I thought nothing of it.
When I was done cleaning I decided to sit down and watch some TV, but as I began to sit down I felt a SHARP pain in my crotch area. I pulled open my shorts and saw that the strand of fabric had somehow wrapped around my balls. If I had sat down faster it might have cut them off.
I wonder how this guy handles it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O38LliskWLE
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Wow
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I hate when your junk gets wedged between your legs and your in public. Its uncomfortable yes but you just can't reach in and readjust yourself. So you have to bear it. If your lucky enough, you can just stand up and hopefully it will readjust itself.
/me sighs
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A few days ago i was mowing the lawn and kicked up a metal pipe right to the balls. Hurt like fucking hell i tell ya. The boys man those things can hurt like fucking hell for a long time after getting hit.
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...how on earth is that possible?
Anyway the worst pain I felt there is when my friend whipped a snowball there, clear shot :S.
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My was giving me a handjob the other night and started bopping my bologna a little hard and at an odd angle. She ended up basically punching my right nut. That shit was not cool. Talk about ruining the mood.
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I'll 1up ya on the sex pains. Anal sex with someone who i couldnt even get a pinky finger into. Took a hour to get it in right. And while she enjoyed it i was having my penis crushed. Most painful sex i've ever had with anyone. Even with lube it did not help. I had blue balls for what felt like days.
But i agree nuts hurt damnit. I hate little kids though they always knock ya in the nuts.
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That's why you don't have sex with toddlers you sick fuck.
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That's why you don't have sex with toddlers you sick fuck.
:lol :lol :lol
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That's why you don't have sex with toddlers you sick fuck.
oh shit
(http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/9556/ohnoyoudianteo0.gif) (http://imageshack.us)
:lol :lol :lol
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A few days ago i was mowing the lawn and kicked up a metal pipe right to the balls. Hurt like fucking hell i tell ya. The boys man those things can hurt like fucking hell for a long time after getting hit.
Where's that ZomBz "simulating real life events" pic when you need it? :'(
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I am both aroused and terrified by this thread.
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That's why you don't have sex with toddlers you sick fuck.
Most awesome reply ever.
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playing baseball, hit by the pitch. wasn't wearing a cup.
almost died in pain.
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I am both aroused and terrified by this thread.
Awesome avatar.
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That's why you don't have sex with toddlers you sick fuck.
:lol
There have been times when I tried to flick a piece of lint off my shorts and I'd accidentally flick my balls. They're so sensitive. :'(
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My was giving me a handjob the other night and started bopping my bologna a little hard and at an odd angle. She ended up basically punching my right nut. That shit was not cool. Talk about ruining the mood.
:lol :lol :lol