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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: MrAngryFace on August 26, 2008, 10:34:55 PM

Title: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 26, 2008, 10:34:55 PM
Yeah!
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: FatalT on August 26, 2008, 10:36:28 PM
F YEAH
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on August 26, 2008, 10:38:24 PM
1200pts.  Let me give them to you.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 26, 2008, 10:39:31 PM
I should get it for free, I spent 70 dollars on castle crasher merchanidse
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: Draft on August 26, 2008, 10:51:41 PM
Can't wait.

My GT is Genuinely Draft. Add me. I'll be playing tomorrow.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: FatalT on August 26, 2008, 10:52:43 PM
Can't wait.

My GT is Genuinely Draft. Add me. I'll be playing tomorrow.

Added.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: Enl on August 26, 2008, 11:18:29 PM
 :punch Woooh! Goes up in about 5 hours doesn't it? Can't wait! :punch
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 26, 2008, 11:22:45 PM
I think stuff goes up at ike 4am or someting demi said once
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: cool breeze on August 26, 2008, 11:27:09 PM
I'll be up in 8 hours to play.  I'll add Draft when I'm up.

Add if you want some co-op until like 12:30 eastern time.  I gotta go get a haircut and then the dentist.  Gamertag is Linkzg64.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: Beezy on August 26, 2008, 11:33:48 PM
What type of game is this? I know nothing about it except that it's coming to XBLA.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: cool breeze on August 26, 2008, 11:34:58 PM
It's beat em up game like Turtles in Time, X-men, The Simpsons, etc...

Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: demi on August 26, 2008, 11:35:31 PM
What type of game is this? I know nothing about it except that it's coming to XBLA.

s m h
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 26, 2008, 11:46:06 PM
(http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/mrangryface_bucket/Home/4knights.jpg) -- oh yeah, i rock
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: permutated on August 27, 2008, 12:06:16 AM
1200pts.  Let me give them to you.

Uhhhh 1600, actually.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: demi on August 27, 2008, 12:08:52 AM
1200pts.  Let me give them to you.

Uhhhh 1600, actually.

wrong again

http://majornelson.com/archive/2008/08/25/this-week-on-arcade-castle-crashers.aspx
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: GilloD on August 27, 2008, 12:23:44 AM
I'm scared. What if it's horrible?
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: FatalT on August 27, 2008, 12:24:34 AM
I'm scared. What if it's horrible?

Then Summer of Live will end with a disgustingly horrible bang. Won't happen though, Castle Crashers has promise.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: demi on August 27, 2008, 12:25:18 AM
I'm scared. What if it's horrible?

Then we tape our eyes slanted and play Vesperia
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: Beezy on August 27, 2008, 12:30:48 AM
Can I get MS points cards for cheap anywhere?
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: demi on August 27, 2008, 12:32:57 AM
Not really, you missed your chance at the Target sale
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: Beezy on August 27, 2008, 12:33:54 AM
Meh, I'll get this some other time.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: demi on August 27, 2008, 12:34:13 AM
what a dirty poor
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: pilonv1 on August 27, 2008, 01:00:14 AM
can't wait, will finish work, go for a run and have some dinner then play CASTLE CRASHERS ALL NIGHT :hyper
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: Mrbob on August 27, 2008, 01:05:56 AM
Oh yeah I'll be online playing this tommorrow night.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: Beezy on August 27, 2008, 01:06:26 AM
what a dirty poor
quiet ho
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: Enl on August 27, 2008, 04:10:54 AM
Castle Crashers now!
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: permutated on August 27, 2008, 04:12:13 AM
Castle Crashers now!

IT'S OUT! I'M GETTING IT RIGHT NOW!

Anyone feel free to add me, I'll be playing a bit tonite.

XBL: Permutated
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: demi on August 27, 2008, 04:21:17 AM
I am in fact cumming to the castles
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: Enl on August 27, 2008, 04:25:03 AM
So far so good. Feels much more polished both visually and control wise as compared to Alien Hominid. Love the music in the Tavern.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: demi on August 27, 2008, 04:33:49 AM
I try hosting with FatalT and... it disconnects
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: demi on August 27, 2008, 04:37:36 AM
FatalT tried hosting... and it disconnects

Castle Crashers FAILS :lol

WE'VE BEEN ROBBED!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: Herr Mafflard on August 27, 2008, 04:41:51 AM
Castle Crashers now!

IT'S OUT! I'M GETTING IT RIGHT NOW!

Anyone feel free to add me, I'll be playing a bit tonite.

XBL: Permutated


Added you. Let's play. 

Anyone else wanna play? My tag is: InfectedGib
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: demi on August 27, 2008, 04:44:31 AM
Why bother? Nobody can set up a match without being disconnected
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: Herr Mafflard on August 27, 2008, 04:45:29 AM
 :-\    :-[
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: demi on August 27, 2008, 05:04:26 AM
Ok so we got

* Broken online

Also on the checklist of shame

* Being able to hurt enemies even when they're actually dead

* No health meter for enemies
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 27, 2008, 05:17:16 AM
Hahah oh god the forest of shitting animals. The game stops so you can watch an owl shit, you watch bambis fly around propelled by shit hahah
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: Enl on August 27, 2008, 05:21:46 AM
The Catfish boss has an insane amount of health. This battle has gone on for like 10 minutes.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 27, 2008, 05:24:37 AM
yeah you can get him to ram his face into the boat, then just float combo him to death. Im also using that big ol meat tenderizing mallet I found
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: Herr Mafflard on August 27, 2008, 05:26:51 AM
The game crashed just after I killed the barbarian boss. I press the guide button to check my achievement, I come out and its crashed.  :-\
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 27, 2008, 05:27:17 AM
I like how you can grind previous levels to BECOME AWESOME
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 27, 2008, 05:27:43 AM
I havent got an achievement for any bosses lol I just beat catfish boss in the shit filled forest
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: demi on August 27, 2008, 05:28:21 AM
Theres an achievement for beating a boss without using magic
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 27, 2008, 05:30:02 AM
I used magic :( ill have to do that one tho
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 27, 2008, 05:31:17 AM
just got it, I like going back to earlier stages when im super powered
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: demi on August 27, 2008, 05:32:18 AM
omg the shitting bear :wub
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: Enl on August 27, 2008, 05:34:53 AM
Online game just crashed.  :-\  

Gonna try the arena mode now and mash some feeble peasants in gooey bits of crimson mush with my grey knight.  :punch
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 27, 2008, 05:34:59 AM
The whole shitting forest level is brilliant
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: permutated on August 27, 2008, 05:43:26 AM
The whole shitting forest level is brilliant

Beat the abandoned mine without hitting any objects with your mount for an achievement. I haven't done it yet, but it's not that hard.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 27, 2008, 05:43:56 AM
This game is pretty into things that shit haha the bats crazy
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: demi on August 27, 2008, 05:45:25 AM
Yeah I did the mill flawless except I bumped into the first tree stump... will do that again real quick
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: permutated on August 27, 2008, 05:45:29 AM
This game is pretty into things that shit haha the bats crazy

Someone's stoned.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: demi on August 27, 2008, 05:49:44 AM
I found an owl in the first level of the Forest (before you enter the forest) - its behind some bushes... you see it whistling

I also found a dragon, whatever the hell that does... it just sits there. At least the owl got me some food from trees
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: demi on August 27, 2008, 05:51:46 AM
Nevermind, it's a Seahorse apparently... lets me move through water quicker
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 27, 2008, 05:53:30 AM
yeah I got the bat and sheep too
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: archie4208 on August 27, 2008, 05:54:55 AM
gt is archie4208 if anyone wants to play tonight around 8 est.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 27, 2008, 05:55:44 AM
got the mill one, thanks for the heads up on that one
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: demi on August 27, 2008, 05:57:43 AM
I beat the King's Arena and unlocked one of the enemies as a character... time to get me another achievement (Beat a boss using one of its minions)
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 27, 2008, 05:58:40 AM
I got close in the kings arena, but the thieves arena kicks my ass near the end, so many arrows :(
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: pilonv1 on August 27, 2008, 05:58:56 AM
where does it rank on the scale of summer? GW2 Awesome or Braid Shittyness?
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: Enl on August 27, 2008, 05:59:50 AM
Arena is kinda fun. It's nowhere near the level of craziness that Guardian Heroes VS is but it's enjoyable in it's own ways. Turns out my grey knight sucks for VS. Got my ass kicked by

spoiler (click to show/hide)
The Alien Hominid thing
[close]

The Quick Draw match was lame at first, but I didn't realize until halfway through that the more flaming arrows you collect the faster your character becomes. Once the characters are running around like a bunch of sped up crackheads then it gets a little fun. Nobody seems to be touching the Quaffing multi though.



where does it rank on the scale of summer? GW2 Awesome or Braid Shittyness?

It's nowhere near that soulless prettied up flash game.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: demi on August 27, 2008, 06:01:37 AM
If you start a new char, you gotta start from the beginning again... thats kinda gay
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 27, 2008, 06:01:48 AM
wha? GeoWars 2 is awesome you dumb :(

Demi: Yeah and if you quit the game and come back the levels reset right down to the events so you have to clear the keep again to the shop to buy shit then you can just exit out again lol
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 27, 2008, 06:04:35 AM
I think castle crashers is a much more FUN experience than alien hom, but its a bit too forgiving for lots of single player replayability so over time its worth will be proven, by a, hopefully working, multiplayer experience
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: pilonv1 on August 27, 2008, 06:04:55 AM
If you start a new char, you gotta start from the beginning again... thats kinda gay

dead crashers

booting mine up now
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: The Sceneman on August 27, 2008, 06:05:11 AM
Ok so we got

* Broken online

Also on the checklist of shame

* Being able to hurt enemies even when they're actually dead

* No health meter for enemies


that is pretty much the ultimate sin for a side scrolling beat/slash em up. I will have to try the demo
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: Enl on August 27, 2008, 06:06:25 AM
wha? GeoWars 2 is awesome you dumb :(

I was talking about Braid.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 27, 2008, 06:07:46 AM
k beat kings arena
wha? GeoWars 2 is awesome you dumb :(

I was talking about Braid.

bullet dodged
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 27, 2008, 06:12:06 AM
Money carries over between characters at least!
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: demi on August 27, 2008, 06:15:22 AM
Yea, but is money useful? I havent spent a dime...

Beat the Barbarian with your new character and you'll get "The Traitor"
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: pilonv1 on August 27, 2008, 06:18:06 AM
holy fuck this game looks awesome
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: Herr Mafflard on August 27, 2008, 06:19:33 AM
my game crashed again while I was trying to exit the level lol.

Played local co-op with my brother, it's pretty fun. He's like way weaker than me it's funny.

Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 27, 2008, 06:20:20 AM
its useful for potions thaats bout it lol.

Yeah im at the boss guy now
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: demi on August 27, 2008, 06:21:57 AM
I think it's pretty good but the online just HAD to be fucked... cmon now that was the huge selling point

Apparently it works for some people but it's still really finicky

I'm so miffed... wanted to play this with Robby so bad
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 27, 2008, 06:23:24 AM
Well hopefully the online will be fixed BEFORE people are tired of single player. i think that will be crucial
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 27, 2008, 06:25:44 AM
k im done with it for the night. god bless insomnia for waking me up at 2am to get it lol
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: Herr Mafflard on August 27, 2008, 06:29:30 AM
didn't realise it was that early in America. It's 11.20 am where I am lol.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: pilonv1 on August 27, 2008, 06:30:16 AM
how the fuck do you kill this first boss
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: demi on August 27, 2008, 06:31:53 AM
?? You just whack it with your stick
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: Herr Mafflard on August 27, 2008, 06:32:31 AM
Jump around. A lot. It's quite random but he's easy to dodge.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 27, 2008, 06:32:37 AM
the wagon boss is crazy easy. If you get him to stay in the corner you can just float combo him to death. The only boss that was kind of hard for me tonight was the catfish, but once I figured out you could make it ram the boat it was easy
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: pilonv1 on August 27, 2008, 06:38:16 AM
nevermind did it
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: pilonv1 on August 27, 2008, 06:51:36 AM
bah you dont get xp for using the dinosaur :(
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: pilonv1 on August 27, 2008, 07:00:01 AM
:rofl @
spoiler (click to show/hide)
the bear
[close]
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: pilonv1 on August 27, 2008, 07:34:59 AM
Wow the free dashboard theme is good
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: Kestastrophe on August 27, 2008, 08:42:48 AM
Not sure if want. I just finished the demo, and its fun but I could see it getting repetetive. Especially if the online is borked, I think I'll wait on this.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on August 27, 2008, 09:35:45 AM
So I woke up and turned on my 360 to download this but the thing won't recognize my wireless network now.  I rebooted my modem and router several times now and still nothing, meanwhile my PC and PS3 are working normally.

I was just on Live last night god damnit.  What the hell could've possibly changed since I went to bed?
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: cool breeze on August 27, 2008, 09:42:26 AM
Is anyone playing this right now? someone else go on to do co-op.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on August 27, 2008, 09:45:22 AM
Downloading now.  :-*
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: Kestastrophe on August 27, 2008, 09:51:07 AM
So I woke up and turned on my 360 to download this but the thing won't recognize my wireless network now.  I rebooted my modem and router several times now and still nothing, meanwhile my PC and PS3 are working normally.

I was just on Live last night god damnit.  What the hell could've possibly changed since I went to bed?

Unplug your 360 wireless adapter and leave it that way for a few, then plug it back in. Mine has done that before
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: UnoIllNino on August 27, 2008, 09:59:41 AM
For as long as we've been kept waiting for this one, it had better be pretty awesome.  Nothing worse than having a carrot dangled in front of you and then when you finally get it, you realize its just a dried up turd that somebody spray painted orange.

**edit** Just read the 2nd page of this thread.  Sounds promising.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: patrickula on August 27, 2008, 10:11:59 AM
I'll get this for local co-op unless I hear too much bitching  8)

I bought Braid despite the bitching and I'm not sure I should have.  Some bits are really nifty but  :-\  Is there incentive aside from achievements and OCD to collect the puzzle pieces?  Some seem soooo hard to get.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on August 27, 2008, 10:12:54 AM
So I woke up and turned on my 360 to download this but the thing won't recognize my wireless network now.  I rebooted my modem and router several times now and still nothing, meanwhile my PC and PS3 are working normally.

I was just on Live last night god damnit.  What the hell could've possibly changed since I went to bed?

Unplug your 360 wireless adapter and leave it that way for a few, then plug it back in. Mine has done that before

Yeah, that didn't work either.

Typical.  Anytime there's something that I want to play on my 360 I have problems.  I guess I'll have to manually enter the IP and DNS addresses when I get home from work tonight.  I still don't understand how anything could've possibly changed since last night.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: UnoIllNino on August 27, 2008, 10:24:32 AM
Hitler, try re-entering you WEP password too.  That was a one-time problem for me months ago.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: cool breeze on August 27, 2008, 11:50:40 AM
Yeah, this is way better than Alien Homnid.  There are still some problems here or there, but it is amazing otherwise.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: The Innocent X on August 27, 2008, 11:58:56 AM
How's the difficulty, easier than AH or about the same?
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: cool breeze on August 27, 2008, 12:04:36 PM
So far it is pretty damn easy.  I am level 11 right now.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: demi on August 27, 2008, 12:05:27 PM
When you beat it you unlock "Insane" mode
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 27, 2008, 12:15:51 PM
bandwidth consumed by your prawn box i'd imagine
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 27, 2008, 01:05:18 PM
I used to have wireless adapter issues with my last xbox, switching the adapter to one of the forward ports usually did the trick. The rear port still worked later on and I would switch it back, but usb ports in general can be pretty flaky
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: Beezy on August 27, 2008, 01:12:19 PM
Just played the demo and it's much better than I thought it would be. How many levels are there? I might get it tomorrow. :D
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 27, 2008, 01:51:22 PM
Its a pretty great game imo, and while its easy on the standard mode, I can IMAGINE how hard it CAN get, cause some of the arena levels get pretty nuts with the FUCK BAJILLION ARROWS AND GUYZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: cool breeze on August 27, 2008, 02:04:26 PM
The bomb/arrow spamming is really annoying.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 27, 2008, 02:05:14 PM
Just position yourself smart and use your shield, jump from bombs. The Arenas are the hardest situations I think.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: AdmiralViscen on August 27, 2008, 03:48:21 PM
Demo was cool.

What happens if everyone's levels are mismatched in a multiplayer game? The losers just have to deal with it?
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 27, 2008, 03:50:36 PM
We would know if multiplayer worked online. Tho someone in this thread suggested that during a local game his character > his friends character..so yeah :/
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: demi on August 27, 2008, 03:57:29 PM
Did the Thieves Arena first try
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 27, 2008, 03:57:55 PM
How did you deal with all the arrows demi, and dont tell me to just hit them with my stick :(
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: demi on August 27, 2008, 04:07:03 PM
Just jump a lot, drink potions (used like 3), hit them with your stick
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 27, 2008, 04:07:37 PM
I think I was near the end the first time I did it but goddamn that was a lot of arrows
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: demi on August 27, 2008, 04:09:38 PM
I found a cat in the Blacksmiths... you gotta hit the locked door and float up
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 27, 2008, 04:13:22 PM
Ooh, awesome. I need to play more tonight, but Disagaea 3, Tales of Vesperia, im swamped. Thanks for the achievment coaching last night, got me 55 points I think!
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: demi on August 27, 2008, 04:23:56 PM
There's another one at the Flowery Fields - the part where you catapult to the castle - just hit it at the max
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 27, 2008, 04:28:20 PM
k, gotta do that one tonight then im not at that level yet.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: demi on August 27, 2008, 04:35:40 PM
OMG the Groom fight... wow this dude dont mess around
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: cool breeze on August 27, 2008, 04:55:57 PM
I didn't have time to post this before leaving, but the Terminator 2 reference was so awesome.

And I picked up the Pure demo.  Hopefully it is good.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on August 27, 2008, 06:40:18 PM
God dammit I need more MS points! This game is XBLAGOTY.
Wait until DOOK NOOKEM THREEDEE comes out, brah.  :-*
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: demi on August 27, 2008, 09:12:13 PM
Volcano Arena am fuck hard
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: Draft on August 27, 2008, 09:15:46 PM
Multiplayer code is a fucking joke. Can't even start a 3 person game.

This shit is inexcusable. I wish I could take back my spacebucks.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: drohne on August 27, 2008, 09:25:17 PM
this is amateurish and dull in much the way alien hominid was, but it's also charming like alien hominid, and unlike alien hominid it's easy enough that you can just slog through it and be vaguely entertained. kind of wish i hadn't bought it, but i'll play it through and then get back to galaga legions :drool
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: demi on August 27, 2008, 09:35:26 PM
Beat Volcano Arena, the king is still here

Currently Level 20, in the Desert Town place... beating up towelheads
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: demi on August 27, 2008, 09:41:48 PM
The online is so garbage... I cant play at all with people
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: cool breeze on August 27, 2008, 09:54:21 PM
I'm at level 26 or 27.  Leveling up has gotten really slow, and I even have the giraffe equipped.  I really wish I didn't power up the strength right away.

And it is a lot better than Alien Homnid, but it has a lot of problems.  Enemies just pour down cheap attacks like bombs/arrow/magic that knock you back, which is just annoying, a lot of the time you can't actually see something because the great 2D graphics are blocking your way, and everything feels too flat; by flat I mean that what should make sense doesn't, if only because the sprites aren't lined up.

This game is also another game that would be fun to play while listening to music or a podcast.  Just have to find a good area to grind up some levels.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: AdmiralViscen on August 27, 2008, 11:33:58 PM
How could they possibly fuck up online, 3 years into 360's life and with that being the purpose of the damn game.

If my gf likes the demo I'll get it, otherwise fuck this.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: Robo on August 28, 2008, 12:14:51 AM
Why are these baddies ganking the fuck out of me?  What happened to the beat 'em up code of ethics?  One at a time, people, ONE AT A TIME.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: demi on August 28, 2008, 12:31:37 AM
Told you guys the game was boring.

No it's actually fun when we got a decent game going. Maybe you're just gay and like men and weiners
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: demi on August 28, 2008, 12:35:51 AM
what an asshole
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: y2kev on August 28, 2008, 01:16:06 AM
I think the enemies have waaaay too much HP. Slows down the pace of the game. Seems exactly like Alien Hominid, but CC is balanced more for 2+ players. Which is fine. I dunno if I'm gonna buy right now. I have a lot of other stuff to play.


Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: Mrbob on August 28, 2008, 01:29:39 AM
Bought it.  Glad I officially paid less than 12 bucks for this title thanks to target sale.  I played two player co op online just fine but with 3 or 4 total clusterfuck.

Summer of xbla goes 1.75/5
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: demi on August 28, 2008, 01:31:50 AM
This game is pretty long at least. I still havent beaten it. I'm in the Ice Cavern now. I've got a chicken sword.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: Mrbob on August 28, 2008, 01:38:25 AM
Yeah the game is fun when it works.  Here is hoping the online co op gets patched.   
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: permutated on August 28, 2008, 02:21:27 AM
Online portions seem broken, I love the gameplay though, can't wait until I can play more games online without error.

Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: demi on August 28, 2008, 02:31:26 AM
http://www.xbox360achievements.org/forum/showthread.php?t=88259

Animal Orb locations
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: demi on August 28, 2008, 04:02:23 AM
I beat it :rock

Epic final battle
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: demi on August 28, 2008, 05:43:11 AM
Just owned some asshole with Alien in Arena... lol, bet he was miffed
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: cool breeze on August 28, 2008, 08:56:44 AM
Quote
at least his game is fun.

i assume this is some to be announced game on Partnernet and not, say, Braid?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I like Briad
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spoiler (click to show/hide)
But Castle Crashers is better
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Truth. (although Braid isn't exactly 'fun', but it is still enjoyable...if that made any sense)

And enemies are HP machines.  Even at max strength with a +5 damage weapon, it still takes way too much time to beat them down.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on August 28, 2008, 09:22:43 AM
I like it quite a bit and it's certainly a hell of a lot better (and more forgiving) than Alien Hominid.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: cool breeze on August 28, 2008, 11:12:33 AM
 :piss Full Moon :piss2

Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: cool breeze on August 28, 2008, 03:54:33 PM
I'm done with this game until the online is fixed.  Grinding is incredibly boring alone, and after finishing the main story, I don't really want to go back and play some more.  Bionic Commando Rearmed is still the best downloadable game this summer, but this game is still fun.  Some aspects are really bad, and it kind of shows that the guys who made this game came from making flash games.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: demi on August 28, 2008, 04:23:10 PM
I need

* Win 40 Ranked Arena Matches

* Win 20 Ranked Quaff Matches

* Revive each of your teammates in a 4 player game


You can get Kay Eye Ess Ess and Conjecturable something something (pacifist) with 2 controllers
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on August 28, 2008, 06:35:42 PM
I need

* Win 40 Ranked Arena Matches

* Win 20 Ranked Quaff Matches

* Revive each of your teammates in a 4 player game


You can get Kay Eye Ess Ess and Conjecturable something something (pacifist) with 2 controllers
PM me, I need the online achievements, and I'll be willing to work something out.  :-*
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: Mrbob on August 28, 2008, 06:36:22 PM
Man I hate those Quaff matches.

I tried one out today and had flashbacks of track and field mashing on buttons.  I hate this gameplay type, won't be doing that again.

I have a couple more hours into the game now.  Some online, some local co op and am having a really good time.  I think I will have to up the summer of XBLA to 2/5 now.  I'm using the green guy at the moment, but is there really any point to leveling up different characters?  It is nice to see there is some depth to the leveling system, but it seems to be pretty generic overall.  I'm not sure if I will still be playing this game two weeks from now, but I do feel I am getting my moneys worth.  
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: demi on August 28, 2008, 07:03:12 PM
If someone chooses the character you do, you cant use it... so it's safe to have a backup. I got fucked when I tried Arena and my opponent used Blue Knight right away. I still beat his ass with Level 1 Alien (though for some reason we dealt the same amount of damage to each other)
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: UnoIllNino on August 28, 2008, 07:41:00 PM
Interesting to see some negative opinions here.  I played the demo this morning and have decided to buy the full version.  A few of my friends have already been playing co-op and really love it, so having them to play it with just further sells it for me.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 28, 2008, 08:39:09 PM
so 3/4 player co-op online is shit, right?

sounds like 3/4 player N+ :(
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: UnoIllNino on August 29, 2008, 10:59:52 AM
I played co-op with 3 people last night and didn't suffer any problems.  In fact, it was a lag-free fucking blast and it made me really happy that I bought the game instead of letting other people make the decision for me. 

*looks around*
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 29, 2008, 01:19:44 PM
this game rocks. it doesn't feel anywhere near as janky and cheap as alien hominid did. the music is great, too!
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 29, 2008, 01:38:06 PM
I played co-op with 3 people last night and didn't suffer any problems.  In fact, it was a lag-free fucking blast and it made me really happy that I bought the game instead of letting other people make the decision for me. 

*looks around*

:o
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 29, 2008, 08:33:45 PM
Disagree completely with Cohen - the game is fun.  I'm glad I picked it up.  Online needs a patch ASAP.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: demi on August 29, 2008, 08:35:01 PM
We need a 4 player game going. I need that Medic achievement.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 29, 2008, 08:36:50 PM
BUT WE CANNOT PLAY ONLINE!
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: demi on August 29, 2008, 08:37:45 PM
As long as you guys are online long enough for me to get it, that's ok.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: demi on August 29, 2008, 10:42:32 PM
eat a sandwich and just juggle his chin, he wont touch you at all (well, he didnt for me cause i rule and you know how the story goes)
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: BamYouHaveAids on August 29, 2008, 11:04:12 PM
okay, so how do i beat the lava dragon?


This
i got on the hill near the top and unloaded rb+b shots into his mouf

this game is buggy as shit. i tried for an hour to get a online game going in which time my system froze atleast half a dozen times, and the four games i did get to work never lasted more than five minutes before everyone was kicked. it didn't even save the data.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: MCD on August 30, 2008, 04:54:55 AM
did they patch multi yet?

won't buy it till they do it.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: cool breeze on August 30, 2008, 10:15:37 AM
I haven't even reached the difficulty spike yet.  Just wait until you get to the last few areas.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: demi on August 30, 2008, 01:24:12 PM
I'd say the hardest fight is in the Wizard's Castle - the boss where the flying black thing summons the dead monsters and you have to fight like 3 waves before the actual boss itself.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: cool breeze on August 30, 2008, 01:31:46 PM
Yeah, that shit was ridiculous.  I eventually just spammed bombs near the big guys and used magic on the little ones.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: Beezy on August 30, 2008, 01:59:59 PM
This game owns, but I really wanna play online. I hope they don't take as long as Namco did with Mr. Driller to fix the netcode.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on August 30, 2008, 02:02:48 PM
This game was like perfectly balanced when I played through with 3 people. A lot of the fights though, I was just sitting there thinking "wow, this would fucking suck alone." I'm going to play through Insane with my orange knight and see.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: demi on August 30, 2008, 02:14:48 PM
They add enemies for more players, I'm certain this was the case when I played some with 3 players
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: cool breeze on August 30, 2008, 02:21:27 PM
This game owns, but I really wanna play online. I hope they don't take as long as Namco did with Mr. Driller to fix the netcode.

Considering how slow these guys do things, I don't expect a patch anytime soon.  I am really hoping it will be soon, but I am not going to get my hopes up.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: demi on August 30, 2008, 02:23:07 PM
It took for-ever for them to patch the glitched achievement in Alien Hominid... but this is a much more high-profile title so I expect it will get priority status
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: Enl on August 30, 2008, 02:33:45 PM
Sure do wish I could play this game, but I haven't had a decent online game going since the day it came out.  :(
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 30, 2008, 02:42:56 PM
This game owns, but I really wanna play online. I hope they don't take as long as Namco did with Mr. Driller to fix the netcode.

I'm gonna buy it, and I'll play with you. Hopefully our proximity will make it relatively lag-free.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: Beezy on August 30, 2008, 06:37:58 PM
This game owns, but I really wanna play online. I hope they don't take as long as Namco did with Mr. Driller to fix the netcode.

I'm gonna buy it, and I'll play with you. Hopefully our proximity will make it relatively lag-free.
:-[
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: Draft on August 30, 2008, 07:36:41 PM
The game is seriously a trip and fun as hell... when the netcode works.

I hate to see a fantastic game get fucked by one tiny technical flaw.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: Draft on August 30, 2008, 07:53:44 PM
I'd be down. Genuinely Draft.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on August 30, 2008, 09:28:09 PM
They add enemies for more players, I'm certain this was the case when I played some with 3 players
They must, because I just spent the day playing through solo without any issues. I've made it to the painter and will probably finish it up tomorrow. Not looking forward to doing the boss you fight on a pile of dead bodies alone.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: demi on August 30, 2008, 09:57:51 PM
You rush forward and hope you make it to the end in time
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: demi on August 30, 2008, 10:22:19 PM
Not really no
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: AdmiralViscen on August 31, 2008, 02:49:35 AM
Played a good bit of this 3 player locally at my friends house, do want.

Unless it falls apart at the end?
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: AdmiralViscen on August 31, 2008, 03:06:33 AM
OK

How much is left after you get the last ship part? I forget where we stopped - I know we beat the guy who hides behind laser beam bars and launches bombs at you, but we got to another boss after that before stopping. Is it more than half over?
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: demi on August 31, 2008, 03:35:31 AM
Played a good bit of this 3 player locally at my friends house, do want.

Unless it falls apart at the end?

It's a beat em up not an RPG
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on August 31, 2008, 03:47:59 AM
FUCK MY SAVE IS DELETED I LOST ALL MY CHARACTERS AND WEAPONS AND ANIMALS AND SHIT FUCK
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: demi on August 31, 2008, 03:53:02 AM
haw haw
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 31, 2008, 03:53:21 AM
I <3 alien character. Cant swap weapons but that gun is awesome shit.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on August 31, 2008, 03:56:16 AM
 :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on August 31, 2008, 04:19:04 AM
Fuck it. I'm doing the catfish glitch.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: Rman on August 31, 2008, 11:33:39 AM
I <3 alien character. Cant swap weapons but that gun is awesome shit.
I haven't been keeping up with the unlockables, but how do you get the alien?
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: AdmiralViscen on August 31, 2008, 11:37:46 AM
You've got to have at least one achievement in Alien Hominid on your gamertag.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: Beezy on August 31, 2008, 11:40:54 AM
You've got to have at least one achievement in Alien Hominid on your gamertag.
Gay. How much is that game?
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: Sho Nuff on August 31, 2008, 11:41:16 AM
We played this for 4 hours

Then my friend bought a pet pig and the game crashed hardcore

 :'(
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: Rman on August 31, 2008, 11:47:09 AM
You've got to have at least one achievement in Alien Hominid on your gamertag.
Gay. How much is that game?

It's ten bucks, or 800 points.  I own it, but I never really played it at length.  Should've gotten the demo as I was put off by the game.  Time to get the easiest achievement.  At least my purchase wasn't totally worthless.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: AdmiralViscen on August 31, 2008, 04:26:31 PM
Ugh the netcode is atrocious. And I don't think it saves your level progress before it boots you either.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: demi on August 31, 2008, 04:44:38 PM
Pretty sure they said you can unlock Alien without Alien Hominid HD... no idea how though
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: AdmiralViscen on August 31, 2008, 05:23:04 PM
Have you guys been hearing about save file losses? Appears to happen for no reason, some people lose all their animals and equipment and others also lose their levels.

Something is definitely up with the saving, I wonder if it's actually a glitch or just a misunderstanding like the N+ save issues. I just got the achievement for flawlessly riding the deer, turned the game off, and when I came back it acts like that level hasn't even been completed.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: BamYouHaveAids on August 31, 2008, 05:27:37 PM
Ugh the netcode is atrocious. And I don't think it saves your level progress before it boots you either.
i can't even play with someone who lives a mile away from me. fuck, i could attach two tin cans to a string and me able to communicate with him, you would think with all these fancy cable wire it wouldn't be a problem.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: demi on August 31, 2008, 05:35:05 PM
Ive had to go back to previous levels even if Ive beaten the ones after it already, never had any save issues. I wish I could reset my Gray Knight and Red Knight though.

You can - go to Statistics on the main menu and press Y on the Red/Gray Knight, will reset their stats (and progress I imagine)
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on August 31, 2008, 08:25:31 PM
The troll boss is intense as hell on insane mode. It took me and two randoms like 10 minutes to take him down.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: AdmiralViscen on August 31, 2008, 10:31:08 PM
I've been able to clear 2-3 levels at a time before getting dropped. But then you always have to redo the third level when you reload, so you don't get far.

I don't regret the buy because I bought it primarily for local co op, but it's still bullshit for a premium priced game.

Or any game for that matter, why the fuck does MS certification take so long if no one even bothers to play the game?
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 01, 2008, 12:46:46 AM
Ive been playin with prole, it hasnt been too bad
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: hyp on September 01, 2008, 12:59:44 AM
lets get drunk and play.

actually, im already drunk.  let's play.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 01, 2008, 01:14:21 AM
Alien is the best oh yeah
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: FatalT on September 01, 2008, 01:16:42 AM
Alien is the best oh yeah


Not entirely. Alien can't switch weapons. What's your gamertag MAF? I'll play. Add FatalT.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 01, 2008, 01:17:17 AM
MrMAF

Who cares about weapons, he looks awesome after a sandwich
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 01, 2008, 01:19:30 AM
First Cyclops fight was also awesome just for the Terminator 2 tribute at the end
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: pilonv1 on September 01, 2008, 02:47:56 AM
why would you want to reset characters? for a respec?
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: FatalT on September 01, 2008, 03:07:30 AM
why would you want to reset characters? for a respec?

Yeah, if you screwed up your stats.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: pilonv1 on September 01, 2008, 08:41:48 AM
OMG

played some co-op tonight. no lag, got an achievement and found out how overpowered the alien gun is. how do i unlock him!?
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 01, 2008, 11:12:51 AM
own alien homnid
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: AdmiralViscen on September 01, 2008, 11:25:31 AM
The unlockable characters seem to share spells, but I think they still have special bonuses. I just unlocked the Barbarian, and I'm getting criticals out the ass even though he's level 1 with the beginner's axe.


edit - I'm wrong, he just starts off with an axe that gives criticals. I assume that's what that cracked skull is in the blacksmith's shop.

Anyone else get that wooden club? +5 attack, +5 defense, -5 agility, level 20.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: cool breeze on September 01, 2008, 11:28:31 AM
I built my dude as a tank, I need speed and majick :(

You need maxed up Magic to get the last Animal.  Then again, once you get the giraffe, you could just start a new character and level him up using it.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: pilonv1 on September 01, 2008, 07:59:26 PM
own alien homnid

i already have the xbox one :(

guess ill need to buy the xbla one
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on September 01, 2008, 08:02:39 PM
Is there some area or trick for easy grinding?  Now that I'm only getting one attribute point per level, I kinda need to grind quite a bit to beef up my magic.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on September 01, 2008, 08:30:37 PM
Now where do I get the boomerang?  It isn't some random drop item is it?
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on September 01, 2008, 09:10:45 PM
Got it.  Thanks.

Time to level-up.  American style.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: AdmiralViscen on September 03, 2008, 02:13:32 PM
The glitches in this game are out of control, I don't know if I'm even going to touch it until it's patched. It sucks because I get the urge to play it just about every day.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: MCD on September 04, 2008, 03:05:46 AM
http://kotaku.com/5045238/castle-crashers-title-update-is-coming-its-coming

no release date but sound like soon.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: AdmiralViscen on September 07, 2008, 11:16:48 PM
I've been neurotically buying shit at stores and going back and forth to the world map to make sure it saves.

I don't know if it works, but at least in local multi it saved everything I did. I just got all the animals, I'm up to the Ice Castle. Gonna try to beat it tonight solo, don't know if I have the time.


Wow, this necromancer final boss is like playing Lost Planet blindfolded. Fuck this shit.

oh nm, you don't have to beat all of them at once.
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: T-Short on September 08, 2008, 09:00:57 AM
yeah this rox

I'd love to co-op you, DC, if it weren't for the TRANSSIBERIAN LAG
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: Herr Mafflard on September 09, 2008, 11:17:03 AM
Just bumping thread to add that my friend's made a work-in-progress website for this game. It's like his favourite game eva.

http://www.freewebs.com/castle-crashers/index.htm (http://www.freewebs.com/castle-crashers/index.htm)
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: T-Short on September 09, 2008, 11:19:02 AM
Just bumping thread to add that my friend's made a work-in-progress website for this game. It's like his favourite game eva.

http://www.freewebs.com/castle-crashers/index.htm (http://www.freewebs.com/castle-crashers/index.htm)

aww a fansite, that's so cute
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: Herr Mafflard on September 09, 2008, 11:33:02 AM
He's into animation and makes websites for his different works. But this the first time he made one for a game lol.

Here's the msn log when he told me he made it (I'm Nil, by the way):


(http://i38.tinypic.com/okndd3.jpg)
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: The Sceneman on September 13, 2008, 11:24:44 PM
finally got around to playing this.. pretty good! gonna crank some co-op tonight
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: The Sceneman on September 16, 2008, 05:49:23 AM
what the fuck all my gold, weapons and animals have gone, levels and progress are still there

I started as barbarian dude to get the traitor achievement then went and got the deer one, then BAM all my shit gone

fucken cunts, game is good, but needs to be patched asap. Also ranked online vs. matches keep failing so good luck getting those achivements
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: The Sceneman on September 16, 2008, 05:51:29 AM
oddly though all online co-op play has been super smooth. Played with Polari who lives a couple of suburbs away and Viz who lives in Alaska (iirc) and had totally zero lag
Title: Re: Castle Crashers Soon
Post by: AdmiralViscen on September 16, 2008, 10:24:58 AM
Lag's never been an issue, just dropouts and save deletions.