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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: recursivelyenumerable on August 27, 2008, 11:24:58 PM

Title: it's kinda hard to have sex in a single-threaded apartment
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on August 27, 2008, 11:24:58 PM: :'(
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 27, 2008, 11:27:29 PM: What does "single-threaded" mean?
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on August 27, 2008, 11:27:51 PM: Thanks for showing off
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 27, 2008, 11:28:43 PM: It's kinda easy to have sex in my two-person house.
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Post by: Tucah on August 27, 2008, 11:36:28 PM: I don't know what single threaded means, but it was a pain having sex in a dorm room, especially with a roommate who rarely left the room.
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on August 27, 2008, 11:40:09 PM: Quote from: Tucah on August 27, 2008, 11:36:28 PM
I don't know what single threaded means, but it was a pain having sex in a dorm room, especially with a roommate who rarely left the room.

I HATE when my roommate had sex last year and I was still in the room, so awkward. It's like "dude this room is mine too", just go to a hotel or some shit, don't ruin my room too.
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Post by: Candyflip on August 27, 2008, 11:48:25 PM: :lol Such a bad joke. I feel like more of a nerd for laughing at this than the time I was taking a dump in a McDonald's and someone had written "my poower level is over 9000" on the door

GODDAMNIT I CAN'T TYPAEWRFASDF
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on August 27, 2008, 11:52:49 PM: wait what is this referencing?
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on August 28, 2008, 12:21:25 AM: Not breaking many stereotypes there.
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Post by: Bildi on August 28, 2008, 12:25:19 AM: Yeah, I totally had this girlfriend who would totally go off when I did her up the ass. I reckon half the street heard her.

Yeah.

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I'm so lonely. :(
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Title: Re: it's kinda hard to have sex in a single-threaded apartment
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on August 28, 2008, 12:28:58 AM: ??? ??? ???
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on August 28, 2008, 12:34:21 AM: He had his bed that he had curtains around it, so he'd close the curtains and his gf(s) werent screamers so they'd bone and I wouldn't even notice it until he was about to come and he'd say "yo *my real name* mind leaving the room for two minutes?"
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Post by: Jabberwocky on August 28, 2008, 12:42:32 AM: ffs
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 28, 2008, 12:43:33 AM: Quote from: Nitro on August 28, 2008, 12:42:32 AM
Am I the only one that gets busy in the car? :lol

We've had sex in the Jeep at the drive-in before, but mostly we just do it at home in our bedroom.
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Post by: BobbyRobby on August 28, 2008, 12:45:30 AM: My roommate and I had no problem with the other being in the room during sex. girls did sometimes though
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Post by: bagofeyes on August 28, 2008, 01:05:59 AM: How about those Japanese pornos where they have sex in trains and convenience stores. Pretty cool.
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Post by: Bildi on August 28, 2008, 01:51:37 AM: Quote from: Nitro on August 28, 2008, 12:42:32 AM
Am I the only one that gets busy in the car? :lol

Only once. It was fucking cramped.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 28, 2008, 02:36:14 AM: com humor for the evilbore loss
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Post by: Joe Molotov on August 28, 2008, 03:20:10 AM: You just need to pass your interface pointer to your girlfriend's apartment.
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Post by: Bildi on August 28, 2008, 05:32:29 AM: Or he could have got a Koren screamer.

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Dammit Shinobi, you lucky bastard. >:(
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Post by: Tauntaun on August 28, 2008, 07:00:42 AM: Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on August 28, 2008, 12:34:21 AM
He had his bed that he had curtains around it, so he'd close the curtains and his gf(s) werent screamers so they'd bone and I wouldn't even notice it until he was about to come and he'd say "yo *my real name* mind leaving the room for two minutes?"

:rofl
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Post by: bagofeyes on August 28, 2008, 07:02:28 AM: Quote from: Green Shinobi on August 28, 2008, 06:55:55 AM
I think part of it was that she wasn't used to the caliber of rounds I was firing. When you're used to a .22 and someone comes along with a Desert Eagle, it's going to be a bit painful, you know what I'm saying?

show us some pics of her
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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 28, 2008, 07:21:26 AM: Did you ever get around to doing that Army guy?
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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 28, 2008, 09:12:48 AM: Don't let him within a square mile of your new lady though :lol
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Post by: Tauntaun on August 28, 2008, 09:56:24 AM: Green your birthmark is awesome dude, it looks like a tattoo some gangster would have, like a tear or something. You uh...you wanna get nude, you know get a little sun, where the sun don't shine?
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Post by: Brehvolution on August 28, 2008, 10:24:35 AM: Quote
"yo *my real name* mind leaving the room for two minutes?"
:lol
F'n rookie.
Title: Re: it's kinda hard to have sex in a single-threaded apartment
Post by: Bildi on August 28, 2008, 07:09:55 PM: Quote from: bagofeyes on August 28, 2008, 07:02:28 AM
Quote from: Green Shinobi on August 28, 2008, 06:55:55 AM
I think part of it was that she wasn't used to the caliber of rounds I was firing. When you're used to a .22 and someone comes along with a Desert Eagle, it's going to be a bit painful, you know what I'm saying?

show us some pics of her

Fuck the pics of her. I want pics of Green Shinobi and his Desert Eagle. :heartbeat
Title: Re: it's kinda hard to have sex in a single-threaded apartment
Post by: laesperanzapaz on August 29, 2008, 12:21:12 AM: Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on August 28, 2008, 12:34:21 AM
He had his bed that he had curtains around it, so he'd close the curtains and his gf(s) werent screamers so they'd bone and I wouldn't even notice it until he was about to come and he'd say "yo *my real name* mind leaving the room for two minutes?"
what? :lol how can you not notice??