THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Disposable White Guy on November 21, 2006, 05:31:50 PM

Title: Breaking news: Willco rejects Spider-Man, takes Bond as saviour
Post by: Disposable White Guy on November 21, 2006, 05:31:50 PM

Quote

Nicad6969 (5:42:37 PM): Nobody will care about Casino Royale in a few months
Nicad6969 (5:42:40 PM): You know why?
Nicad6969 (5:42:47 PM): Because, despite how smooth and cool Bond may be
wfederman007 (5:22:57 PM): Dude, Casino Royale is BOND BORN ANEW
Nicad6969 (5:42:57 PM): He would get his ass handed to him by Spider-Man
wfederman007 (5:23:12 PM): That's apples and oranges.
wfederman007 (5:23:21 PM): Casino Royale 4 L1F3
Nicad6969 (5:43:38 PM): So you're saying Bond > Spider-Man?
wfederman007 (5:24:28 PM): YES

Prepare for the End of Days.

Title: Re: Breaking news: Willco rejects Spider-Man, takes Bond as saviour
Post by: Cheebs on November 21, 2006, 05:32:54 PM

So.....

Moonraker > Spider-Man 2?

Title: Re: Breaking news: Willco rejects Spider-Man, takes Bond as saviour
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 21, 2006, 05:32:59 PM

WTF!

Title: Re: Breaking news: Willco rejects Spider-Man, takes Bond as saviour
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 21, 2006, 05:33:23 PM

These are false accusations used in a smear campaign against Casino Royale.

Title: Re: Breaking news: Willco rejects Spider-Man, takes Bond as saviour
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 21, 2006, 05:33:33 PM

Willco has been mindwiped by Solo.... :-\

Title: Re: Breaking news: Willco rejects Spider-Man, takes Bond as saviour
Post by: Cheebs on November 21, 2006, 05:34:24 PM

Nobody does it better
Makes me feel sad for the rest
Nobody does it half as good as you
Baby you're the best.
I wasn't lookin'
But somehow you found me
I tried to hide from your love light
But like heaven above me
The spy who loved me
Is keepin' all me secrets safe to night

And nobody does it better
Though sometimes I wish someone could
Nobody does it quite the way you do
Why'd you have to be so good.
The way that you hold me
Whenever you hold me
There's some kind of magic inside you
That keeps me from runnin'
But just keep it comin'
How'd you learn to do the things you do

And nobody does it better
Makes me feel sad for the rest
Nobody does it half as good as you
Baby
baby
darlin' you're the best
Baby you're the best
baby you're the best

Title: Re: Breaking news: Willco rejects Spider-Man, takes Bond as saviour
Post by: Disposable White Guy on November 21, 2006, 05:52:47 PM

Quote

Nicad6969 (6:06:49 PM): Will you have hot internet sex with me if I go see Casino Royale tonight?
wfederman007 (5:47:11 PM): TOTALLY

He cheats on his girlfriend, too.  With guys.

Title: Re: Breaking news: Willco rejects Spider-Man, takes Bond as saviour
Post by: Melissa on November 21, 2006, 05:55:16 PM

Breaking News: Willco moves from one Sony property to another.  Statistics remain unchanged.  Developing...

Title: Re: Breaking news: Willco rejects Spider-Man, takes Bond as saviour
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 21, 2006, 05:56:15 PM

I knew Willco would do this the moment we saw the Sponsored by Mountain Dew Hobgoblin

The gay sex came out of nowhere though

Title: Re: Breaking news: Willco rejects Spider-Man, takes Bond as saviour
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 21, 2006, 05:56:22 PM

I am secretly working for Sony.

Title: Re: Breaking news: Willco rejects Spider-Man, takes Bond as saviour
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 21, 2006, 06:08:57 PM

Quote from: Willco on November 21, 2006, 05:56:22 PM

I am secretly working for Sony.

I am secretly not a milkshake.