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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on August 28, 2008, 05:13:41 PM

Title: Blind people=litigious cunts. Eugenics to be used to fix these flaws of humanity
Post by: TVC15 on August 28, 2008, 05:13:41 PM: http://www.businessweek.com/ap/financialnews/D92QMVKO0.htm

They are incapable of contributing to society, so I see no reason why the elimination of blind people is an issue. They are lawsuit happy distinguished mentally-challenged fellows. Next week: blind people sue Mary Worth for not being able to read the comic. The week after that, they go after art museums.
Title: Re: Blind people=litigious cunts. Eugenics to be used to fix these flaws of huma
Post by: Beardo on August 28, 2008, 05:16:03 PM: I'm blind and I cant use evilbore. Where do I sign up for my millions?
Title: Re: Blind people=litigious cunts. Eugenics to be used to fix these flaws of humanity
Post by: TVC15 on August 28, 2008, 05:17:24 PM: Quote from: Beardo on August 28, 2008, 05:16:03 PM
I'm blind and I cant use evilbore. Where do I sign up for my millions?

After you get in the new Evilbore showers. We don't want you to be, uh, all dirty when the newspapers come to take your picture.
Title: Re: Blind people=litigious cunts. Eugenics to be used to fix these flaws of humanity
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 28, 2008, 05:18:05 PM: Target's New Site:

"YOU'RE HOVERING YOUR MOUSE OVER BED AND BATH. DO YOU WANT TO LOOK AT BED AND BATH PRODUCTS? YOU'RE SELECTING HAND TOWELS. THEY'RE RED. THEY'RE 30% OFF THIS WEEK ONLY, ONLY $4.25. ENTER YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER. YOU PUSHED A 4, IS THAT THE FIRST DIGIT OF YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER?"
Title: Re: Blind people=litigious cunts. Eugenics to be used to fix these flaws of huma
Post by: Beardo on August 28, 2008, 05:18:09 PM: I'm gonna be rich. Making a million dollars is easy!

God bless America.
Title: Re: Blind people=litigious cunts. Eugenics to be used to fix these flaws of humanity
Post by: TVC15 on August 28, 2008, 05:19:52 PM: Frankly, the blind would be GLAD that they can't shop at Target if they could see the quality of the shit they sell.
Title: Re: Blind people=litigious cunts. Eugenics to be used to fix these flaws of humanity
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 29, 2008, 12:55:40 AM: plz merge this thread with my discussion for eugenics as it helps my case
Title: Re: Blind people=litigious cunts. Eugenics to be used to fix these flaws of humanity
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 29, 2008, 12:57:58 AM: :lol
Title: Re: Blind people=litigious cunts. Eugenics to be used to fix these flaws of huma
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 29, 2008, 01:03:28 AM: i'd tell blind people to get in the back of the bus but they wouldn't know the difference
Title: Re: Blind people=litigious cunts. Eugenics to be used to fix these flaws of humanity
Post by: Robo on August 29, 2008, 01:10:06 AM: Target's snack food brand is surprisingly good. At least their potato chips are, anyway.
Title: Re: Blind people=litigious cunts. Eugenics to be used to fix these flaws of humanity
Post by: Candyflip on August 29, 2008, 01:14:25 AM: What the fuck? Did retail stores even have websites in 1990?
Title: Re: Blind people=litigious cunts. Eugenics to be used to fix these flaws of humanity
Post by: Tauntaun on August 29, 2008, 01:10:55 PM: If I was blind I'd sign up to get ocular implants at a secret government facility and then I'd be awesome. :cookiem
Title: Re: Blind people=litigious cunts. Eugenics to be used to fix these flaws of humanity
Post by: Positive Touch on August 29, 2008, 04:02:23 PM: Quote from: RoboJ on August 29, 2008, 01:10:06 AM
Target's snack food brand is surprisingly good. At least their potato chips are, anyway.

:bow tomato & basil-flavored chips :bow2
Title: Re: Blind people=litigious cunts. Eugenics to be used to fix these flaws of humanity
Post by: TVC15 on August 29, 2008, 04:05:53 PM: Quote from: Positive Touch on August 29, 2008, 04:02:23 PM
Quote from: RoboJ on August 29, 2008, 01:10:06 AM
Target's snack food brand is surprisingly good. At least their potato chips are, anyway.

:bow tomato & basil-flavored chips :bow2

Such a wonderful food. Something like that must have undergone rigorous taste testing in order to find the right balance of flavors, and when you look at it, isn't taste testing really just part of the process of eugenics for food?
Title: Re: Blind people=litigious cunts. Eugenics to be used to fix these flaws of humanity
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 29, 2008, 05:07:51 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on August 29, 2008, 04:05:53 PM
Quote from: Positive Touch on August 29, 2008, 04:02:23 PM
Quote from: RoboJ on August 29, 2008, 01:10:06 AM
Target's snack food brand is surprisingly good. At least their potato chips are, anyway.

:bow tomato & basil-flavored chips :bow2

Such a wonderful food. Something like that must have undergone rigorous taste testing in order to find the right balance of flavors, and when you look at it, isn't taste testing really just part of the process of eugenics for food?

We need to make sure only the tastiest plants and animals reproduce.