Was it the Viggo schlong-age?
Was it?
What you didnt think the stereotypical bully was believable?
Seriously though, it's so ridden with cliches that I really don't know how someone can watch it without rolling their eyes at least once. There are a few redeeming scenes but overall it was painfully mediocre. *OMG THE AMBIGUITY* is the only praise I ever hear for this film. Bello's bush was pretty neato at leastYou just described We Own the Night for me.
Then again I probably have pretty awful taste in movies, so you might want to disregard everything I say
Cronenberg > your taste in movies
Dead Ringers was better
I haven't seen this yet, but I would strongly recommend watching Eastern Promises.
movie is great
viggo's acting is great in it