THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on November 21, 2006, 06:39:08 PM

Title: Sweet - I just named all my beneficiaries for my life insurance
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 21, 2006, 06:39:08 PM
I'm afraid my father did not make the list :lol

wfederman007: What's your social security
[my sister]: I don't know. 
wfederman007: Go find out!
[my sister]: I am not giving it up.
wfederman007: I need it
[my sister]: Why?
wfederman007: So I can make you my contingency beneficiary for my life insurance
[my sister]: Hold on.
[my sister]: Wait I don't think Dad knows either off-hand.
wfederman007: You could get up to $50,000 if I die. I say skimp out on the funeral and buy yourself a HDTV
[my sister]: Hahaha. 
[my sister]: Your brother's dead, but tell her what she has won.  A new HDTV!
wfederman007: YES
Title: Re: Sweet - I just named all my beneficiaries for my life insurance
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 21, 2006, 06:40:03 PM
FUNNY NOT FOUND. :-[
Title: Re: Sweet - I just named all my beneficiaries for my life insurance
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 21, 2006, 06:40:52 PM
Shake, quit being such a sour puss because nobody cares about The Departed anymore.
Title: Re: Sweet - I just named all my beneficiaries for my life insurance
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 21, 2006, 06:41:34 PM
Yeah, now its all about BOND.... JAMES BOND. :'(
Title: Re: Sweet - I just named all my beneficiaries for my life insurance
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 21, 2006, 06:41:41 PM
I don't think I would be interested in hot sex chatlogs, much less slice o' Willco's life chatlogs
Title: Re: Sweet - I just named all my beneficiaries for my life insurance
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 21, 2006, 06:42:42 PM
You didn't have to click, Corny.  BUT YOU DID.  BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME. :-*
Title: Re: Sweet - I just named all my beneficiaries for my life insurance
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 21, 2006, 06:43:02 PM
I don't think I would be interested in hot sex chatlogs, much less slice o' Willco's life chatlogs

Especially with his own sister.... have you no shame, Federman?
Title: Re: Sweet - I just named all my beneficiaries for my life insurance
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 21, 2006, 06:44:00 PM
HALF SISTER
Title: Re: Sweet - I just named all my beneficiaries for my life insurance
Post by: Mupepe on November 21, 2006, 06:59:58 PM
Post pics of your half sister.
Title: Re: Sweet - I just named all my beneficiaries for my life insurance
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 21, 2006, 07:00:18 PM
She's 15 - so no thanks
Title: Re: Sweet - I just named all my beneficiaries for my life insurance
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 21, 2006, 07:00:43 PM
Nice, 15 is like the new 40. :-*
Title: Re: Sweet - I just named all my beneficiaries for my life insurance
Post by: Mupepe on November 21, 2006, 07:02:41 PM
She's 15 - so no thanks
Can I court her until she is of age?  lolz
Title: Re: Sweet - I just named all my beneficiaries for my life insurance
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 21, 2006, 07:04:38 PM
She's black, you wouldn't like her.
Title: Re: Sweet - I just named all my beneficiaries for my life insurance
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 21, 2006, 07:04:46 PM
Nice, 15 is like the new 40. :-*


I'm going to remember this the next time someone says I'm too old. "Buububbu Dark Shake says I'm like 9!"
Title: Re: Sweet - I just named all my beneficiaries for my life insurance
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 21, 2006, 07:05:27 PM
Nice, 15 is like the new 40. :-*


I'm going to remember this the next time someone says I'm too old. "Buububbu Dark Shake says I'm like 9!"

:pimp
Title: Re: Sweet - I just named all my beneficiaries for my life insurance
Post by: Mupepe on November 21, 2006, 07:21:31 PM
She's black, you wouldn't like her.
My sister is black.  I can dig a black girl if she looks good. 

So, are you going to hook me up or what?
Title: Re: Sweet - I just named all my beneficiaries for my life insurance
Post by: whiteACID on November 21, 2006, 08:21:54 PM
Like sand through the hourglass, these are the Days of Nobody Fucking Cares.
Title: Re: Sweet - I just named all my beneficiaries for my life insurance
Post by: Vizzys on November 21, 2006, 08:31:34 PM
Like sand through the hourglass, these are the Days of Nobody Fucking Cares.
Well played.