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Title: Fuck I hate having a roommate
Post by: Himu on September 01, 2008, 08:25:22 PM
The dude has a post it note that says SHOWER AND SHAVE EVER DAY. When you have a post it note that says that you have a problem.

I ASKED FOR A SINGLE.

He *STINKS*!!!
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 01, 2008, 08:26:57 PM
penetrate his butthole; show him who the master of the house is
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Post by: Himu on September 01, 2008, 08:30:35 PM
dude if someone penetrated his bum hole you'd have poop on your dick I'm sure of it.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 01, 2008, 08:35:04 PM
dude if you ravage his pooper he is FEDERALLY MANDATED to be your buttbitch FO' LIFE
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 01, 2008, 08:50:01 PM
I can understand "shave"  but "shower"  :-X
Title: Re: Fuck I hate having a roommate
Post by: Himu on September 01, 2008, 08:50:23 PM
UGH

STINKS
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Post by: Tucah on September 01, 2008, 08:53:16 PM
 :-\ That sucks, both my roommates last year were awesome.
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Post by: Rman on September 01, 2008, 09:45:19 PM
Did you tell him about using a washcloth?
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Post by: Himu on September 01, 2008, 09:47:30 PM
Fucking white people STINK
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Post by: BlueTsunami on September 01, 2008, 09:50:10 PM
Wow, when I don't shower its usually because I'll take one as soon as I wake up... never because I forget :lol I also never go out and keep the stink to myself. I don't know how one can go unwashed out in the public.
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Post by: Rman on September 01, 2008, 09:52:29 PM
Wow, when I don't shower its usually because I'll take one as soon as I wake up... never because I forget :lol I also never go out and keep the stink to myself. I don't know how one can go unwashed out in the public.
You eventually don't smell your own stink.  You become numb to it.  If you've been camping at length you'd know what I mean.
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Post by: muckhole on September 01, 2008, 10:27:03 PM
Perhaps you should put up a few more post-its. As he needed the initial one, he shouldn't mind a few select more.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 01, 2008, 10:27:39 PM
Yes, us rich shower everyday. 
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Post by: drozmight on September 01, 2008, 10:27:59 PM
If I'm not leaving my apartment, I usually won't shower that day.  After one day I'll shower regardless though.



Yeah.
Title: Re: Fuck I hate having a roommate
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 01, 2008, 10:29:51 PM
My roommate is a hacker, so he keeps fucking crashing the wireless here on everybody, overloading the servers, and stealing Myspace passwords while telling me how cool he is.

Fucker.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on September 01, 2008, 10:30:17 PM
Yes, us rich shower everyday. 

 :tophat
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 01, 2008, 10:31:36 PM
I shower every day. Hell, I'd shower twice a day if I didn't have to pay the water bill!
Title: Re: Fuck I hate having a roommate
Post by: cool breeze on September 01, 2008, 10:38:29 PM
My roommate never flushed after he took a piss; now you wouldn't think this was a problem, but the toilet constantly was clogging.  His method of fixing the toilet? flushing it and letting the pee cover the entire bathroom.  His way of cleaning it up? leaving the room for me to see it in the morning.  At least one of my other roommates is also an OCD clean freak and he would also clean up at times.

I shower at least once every day, and sometimes even twice.  This is a problem considering it takes me at least 20 minutes to do the whole showering routine.
Title: Re: Fuck I hate having a roommate
Post by: Himu on September 01, 2008, 10:42:48 PM
This is a problem considering it takes me at least 20 minutes to do the whole showering routine.

You too? Man I'm ocd about that shit. I will cover myself TWICE.
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Post by: tiesto on September 01, 2008, 10:45:42 PM
This is a problem considering it takes me at least 20 minutes to do the whole showering routine.

You too? Man I'm ocd about that shit. I will cover myself TWICE.

Yup, I'm another OCD person when it comes to the shower. If I think I missed a spot, I'll wash my whole body over again. Usually my shower is pretty routine - shave (every other day), then wash body (with washcloth!), then wash face (also with washcloth), then clean ears, then shampoo, then finally rinse.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 01, 2008, 10:46:36 PM
lol you thin 20 mins is bad.  I'm in there about 30 mins twice a day.  Plus there is still baths a few times a week. 




I believe I was a seal in past life. 
Title: Re: Fuck I hate having a roommate
Post by: Himu on September 01, 2008, 10:49:16 PM
This is a problem considering it takes me at least 20 minutes to do the whole showering routine.

You too? Man I'm ocd about that shit. I will cover myself TWICE.

Yup, I'm another OCD person when it comes to the shower. If I think I missed a spot, I'll wash my whole body over again. Usually my shower is pretty routine - shave (every other day), then wash body (with washcloth!), then wash face (also with washcloth), then clean ears, then shampoo, then finally rinse.

This is mine:

Wash face, lather towel, get out shampoo and wash my hair, wash body, rinse foam off of hair, wash body again, rinse. Some times I can do it really fast if I'm in a rush, but I LOVE my showers so I take my time. I know it's wasteful...
Title: Re: Fuck I hate having a roommate
Post by: cool breeze on September 01, 2008, 10:52:48 PM
When I rush and take a shower, I always end up feeling like I didn't rinse off all the soap or my hair wasn't shampooed enough.
Title: Re: Fuck I hate having a roommate
Post by: Bildi on September 01, 2008, 10:55:02 PM
I shower three times a day.  In the morning, when I get home from work, and a kind of half-shower before I hit the sack.

Obviously I'm very, very, very rich.
Title: Re: Fuck I hate having a roommate
Post by: pilonv1 on September 02, 2008, 12:07:17 AM
same here, i shower at least twice a day  :tophat

i never shave though, I've grown a manly beard and i just trim it once a week
Title: Re: Fuck I hate having a roommate
Post by: ch1nchilla on September 02, 2008, 12:19:00 AM
Is this dorms, apartment, or what? My solution would be to subtly fuck him over every day, or walk all over him and do whatever you want (3 am sexile on a tuesday ftw). That's what I did last year with my shitty roommate.

Or you could stay out all the time, but that would be him winning.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on September 02, 2008, 12:23:38 AM
Ouch, shave every day? My face couldnt take that.
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Post by: Beezy on September 02, 2008, 12:27:00 AM
washcloths :rock
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Post by: muckhole on September 02, 2008, 12:28:00 AM
I'm a 20 minute shower, and then I shave my head, which can be pretty time consuming if I've let it go for a day or two. If it gets too long, I have to use a trimmer on my head first. Some days it can take me as long as a woman to get out of the bathroom. :'(
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Post by: Bildi on September 02, 2008, 12:47:20 AM
So you have the shaved head of a hardass, yet your bathroom time shows a more femine side.  Gosh, you're so complex.  :-*


i never shave though, I've grown a manly beard and i just trim it once a week

I'm jealous - shaving is by far the most hated recurring activity in my life.


Title: Re: Fuck I hate having a roommate
Post by: muckhole on September 02, 2008, 12:52:45 AM
So you have the shaved head of a hardass, yet your bathroom time shows a more femine side.  Gosh, you're so complex.  :-*

 :lol :-*

i never shave though, I've grown a manly beard and i just trim it once a week

I'm jealous - shaving is by far the most hated recurring activity in my life.






Me too. I've been tempted more than once to just Nair my fucking head and be done with it.
Title: Re: Fuck I hate having a roommate
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 02, 2008, 12:58:11 AM
Nair doesn't last that long.
Title: Re: Fuck I hate having a roommate
Post by: muckhole on September 02, 2008, 12:59:10 AM
I'm just more afraid of the "burn". :-X
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 02, 2008, 01:00:14 AM
yes.  I burnt myself one time with it and it wasn't fun.
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Post by: muckhole on September 02, 2008, 01:01:26 AM
Should I inquire as to just what you were "Nair"-ing?
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Post by: Bildi on September 02, 2008, 01:03:35 AM
In my experience Nair just chops the hair off at the surface of the skin, doesn't it?
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 02, 2008, 01:05:32 AM
My ass.  Doctor recommended.   :-[
 

It does just chop it off at the surface. So it's basically like shaving. 
Title: Re: Fuck I hate having a roommate
Post by: muckhole on September 02, 2008, 01:24:03 AM
My ass.  Doctor recommended.   :-[

 :lol You poor bastard. And you got burned for your efforts, no less.

In my experience Nair just chops the hair off at the surface of the skin, doesn't it?

It does just chop it off at the surface. So it's basically like shaving. 

Huh. I always assumed it's effects would be longer lasting. Ah well, there goes that short-lived dream.
Title: Re: Fuck I hate having a roommate
Post by: Bildi on September 02, 2008, 01:32:41 AM
I don't know, but maybe it does discourage regrowth. 

Whether that's the case, I have also seen that it can leave stubble (maybe if you don't leave it on long enough or something, I'm not sure).  Overall, I think it can be a bit fiddly to use.
Title: Re: Fuck I hate having a roommate
Post by: demi on September 02, 2008, 01:48:42 AM
Do black people complain all the time?
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Post by: Brehvolution on September 02, 2008, 10:46:39 AM
What the hell takes 20 minutes? I'm in and out in 5 unless I feel the need rub one out.
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Post by: Tauntaun on September 02, 2008, 11:12:23 AM
My roommate is a hacker, so he keeps fucking crashing the wireless here on everybody, overloading the servers, and stealing Myspace passwords while telling me how cool he is.

Fucker.

Slap that nugga in the face with your giant nubian penis.  :punch

Do black people complain all the time?

:lol
Title: Re: Fuck I hate having a roommate
Post by: Tundra on September 02, 2008, 11:17:40 AM
Since i am from Europe, i don't need to take a shower more often than once in a week.

I manage to do every other day though. I have very dry skin, so shower every day is strictly no for me, although i would love to...
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 02, 2008, 11:23:02 AM
i have dry skin, and i shower twice a day. wtf, you smelly-ass euro-hobos
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 02, 2008, 11:31:17 AM
Ya Europe smell so shit already that a few more obnoxious scents really isn't going to be noticeable. 
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Post by: Bloodwake on September 02, 2008, 11:35:21 AM
I swear, people are just disgusting.
Title: Re: Fuck I hate having a roommate
Post by: Tauntaun on September 02, 2008, 11:40:47 AM
I feel absolutely disgusting until I shower every day.  I cannot function until I get clean.

(http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t67/SegataSan/oscar.jpg)
Title: Re: Fuck I hate having a roommate
Post by: Candyflip on September 02, 2008, 11:41:39 AM
Since i am from Europe, i don't need to take a shower more often than once in a week.

Uh what
Title: Re: Fuck I hate having a roommate
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 02, 2008, 11:42:29 AM
I feel absolutely disgusting until I shower every day.  I cannot function until I get clean.

(http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t67/SegataSan/oscar.jpg)
lol
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Post by: ch1nchilla on September 02, 2008, 11:43:40 AM
i have dry skin, and i shower twice a day. wtf, you smelly-ass euro-hobos
:lol When I was living in southern Germany, I shit you not, my German hosts thought it was weird that I showered twice daily.

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Post by: Tauntaun on September 02, 2008, 11:45:44 AM
Twice is a bit much unless you work out imo.  But once a day is a must.
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Post by: ch1nchilla on September 02, 2008, 11:47:53 AM
Twice is a bit much unless you work out imo.  But once a day is a must.
I run.
Title: Re: Fuck I hate having a roommate
Post by: Tauntaun on September 02, 2008, 11:48:24 AM
Twice is a bit much unless you work out imo.  But once a day is a must.
I run.

I'm working out tonight.  :-*  Hey now, lets sweat together.

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Title: Re: Fuck I hate having a roommate
Post by: TVC15 on September 02, 2008, 12:52:24 PM
Man, I wish Himu was my roommate.  I just had a dream about violently murdering a woman, turning her head to pulp with a hammer (still in its skin==think of, say, smashing up a melon of some sort when it's still in the grocery bag), cutting her open, tying a 25 pound weight to her intestines, and throwing her into a nice, clear lake, face down, and watching as gravity would pull down on her and make her intestines unravel.  Then the alarm rang and now it's time to go to work.  I fucking hate reality.
Title: Re: Fuck I hate having a roommate
Post by: Bloodwake on September 02, 2008, 12:55:41 PM
Man, I wish Himu was my roommate.  I just had a dream about violently murdering a woman, turning her head to pulp with a hammer (still in its skin==think of, say, smashing up a melon of some sort when it's still in the grocery bag), cutting her open, tying a 25 pound weight to her intestines, and throwing her into a nice, clear lake, face down, and watching as gravity would pull down on her and make her intestines unravel.  Then the alarm rang and now it's time to go to work.  I fucking hate reality.

 :lol
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 02, 2008, 01:48:57 PM
I can't grow facial hair :(
Title: Re: Fuck I hate having a roommate
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 02, 2008, 01:50:44 PM
We can tape some of my butt hair to your face if that would make you happy?
Title: Re: Fuck I hate having a roommate
Post by: Tundra on September 02, 2008, 02:11:51 PM
i have dry skin, and i shower twice a day. wtf, you smelly-ass euro-hobos

Well, you Sir Japafag need to, fapping off to Anime three times a day gives you a bad smell and that...


Ya Europe smell so shit already that a few more obnoxious scents really isn't going to be noticeable. 

Says the man with the second asshole full of pus and jelly. I am amazed. Maybe you should stay in the shower all day, or at least get your buttcrack clean, man. It's disgusting...


Since i am from Europe, i don't need to take a shower more often than once in a week.

Uh what

Some people really just don't get any selfimposed irony, do they?
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Post by: Tundra on September 02, 2008, 02:12:26 PM
repaired
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Post by: Tundra on September 02, 2008, 02:14:22 PM
repaired
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 02, 2008, 02:16:23 PM
posting just so we don't get a fourth bad post in a row.
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Post by: Tauntaun on September 02, 2008, 02:17:47 PM
Look at Tundra hating on Prole and FM, do you know who dey is nukka?  Do you know who I IS?!?!?  I've killed men for lesser offenses.  :maf

posting just so we don't get a fourth bad post in a row.

Good form. :tophat
Title: Re: Fuck I hate having a roommate
Post by: Tundra on September 02, 2008, 02:18:23 PM
i have dry skin, and i shower twice a day. wtf, you smelly-ass euro-hobos
:lol When I was living in southern Germany, I shit you not, my German hosts thought it was weird that I showered twice daily.

It's indeed considered a little bit weird here. Once a day is normal though.
Different cultures, different customs.



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Title: Re: Fuck I hate having a roommate
Post by: Brehvolution on September 02, 2008, 02:18:53 PM
Hating on people for good hygiene habits. :lol
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Post by: Tundra on September 02, 2008, 02:20:28 PM
Look at Tundra hating on Prole and FM, do you know who dey is nukka?  Do you know who I IS?!?!?  I've killed men for lesser offenses.  :maf

posting just so we don't get a fourth bad post in a row.

Good form. :tophat

I get hated at for some joke i do. If i cannot comment on that in a similar way, well what kind of forum is that? Neogaf?


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Hating on people for good hygiene habits.
i didn't hate on anybody for good hygiene habits. See above...

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Post by: Tauntaun on September 02, 2008, 02:22:20 PM
I get hated at for some joke i do. If i cannot comment on that in a similar way, well what kind of forum is that? Neogaf?

Yeah but, it sucked.  :(
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Post by: Tundra on September 02, 2008, 02:26:48 PM
I get hated at for some joke i do. If i cannot comment on that in a similar way, well what kind of forum is that? Neogaf?

Yeah but, it sucked.  :(

probably, but...

1. ---it was a jab I did at Europeans hygiene standards. Getting hated on a joke you do on yourself like that is really bad.

2. I have been in Hospital for four weeks because of my skin condition when i was around 13 years old, and enduring shit since then, so if you think taking a shower every 2 days makes me a stinker, well shove it somewhere whereever you like, i cannot change that.
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Post by: Tauntaun on September 02, 2008, 02:33:58 PM
I get hated at for some joke i do. If i cannot comment on that in a similar way, well what kind of forum is that? Neogaf?

Yeah but, it sucked.  :(

probably, but...

1. ---it was a jab I did at Europeans hygiene standards. Getting hated on a joke you do on yourself like that is really bad.

2. I have been in Hospital for four weeks because of my skin condition when i was around 13 years old, and enduring shit since then, so if you think taking a shower every 2 days makes me a stinker, well shove it somewhere whereever you like, i cannot change that.

Seriously?   :-*

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:'( Sorry bout your skin condition boo, maybe I should lather my naked body in that cocoa butter the nubians love so much and writhe all over you...../no homo.  :-* :-* :-* :-*
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Title: Re: Fuck I hate having a roommate
Post by: Candyflip on September 02, 2008, 02:52:42 PM
Since i am from Europe, i don't need to take a shower more often than once in a week.

Uh what

Some people really just don't get any selfimposed irony, do they?


I've read more ridiculous shit on the internet that turned out to be true; I'm sorry I offended you because I didn't get your joke
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Post by: Brehvolution on September 02, 2008, 02:57:54 PM
You don't have to justify yourself Tundra. THere are far bigger asshole looming.
Title: Re: Fuck I hate having a roommate
Post by: Tundra on September 02, 2008, 03:00:48 PM
I get hated at for some joke i do. If i cannot comment on that in a similar way, well what kind of forum is that? Neogaf?

Yeah but, it sucked.  :(

probably, but...

1. ---it was a jab I did at Europeans hygiene standards. Getting hated on a joke you do on yourself like that is really bad.

2. I have been in Hospital for four weeks because of my skin condition when i was around 13 years old, and enduring shit since then, so if you think taking a shower every 2 days makes me a stinker, well shove it somewhere whereever you like, i cannot change that.

Seriously?   :-*

:'( Sorry bout your skin condition boo, maybe I should lather my naked body in that cocoa butter the nubians love so much and writhe all over you...../no homo.  :-* :-* :-* :-*
This one: http://www.treasuredlocks.com/nuheivcobuso.html  :-*

reminds me of this thread... http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=24453.0  :D

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no problem, Candyflip. All fine here...

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You don't have to justify yourself Tundra. THere are far bigger asshole looming.
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Title: Re: Fuck I hate having a roommate
Post by: Tauntaun on September 02, 2008, 03:53:00 PM
This one: http://www.treasuredlocks.com/nuheivcobuso.html  :-*

That works.

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Title: Re: Fuck I hate having a roommate
Post by: Beezy on September 02, 2008, 04:05:07 PM
Since i am from Europe, i don't need to take a shower more often than once in a week.

I manage to do every other day though. I have very dry skin, so shower every day is strictly no for me, although i would love to...
...lotion?
Title: Re: Fuck I hate having a roommate
Post by: Tauntaun on September 02, 2008, 04:12:16 PM
Since i am from Europe, i don't need to take a shower more often than once in a week.

I manage to do every other day though. I have very dry skin, so shower every day is strictly no for me, although i would love to...
...lotion?

Uh oh, Beezy Zulu layin it down, nubian style.  Beezy says hell no to those slavers and kicks dey ass back to europe.  Stay up young blood, stay up.   :mrt
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Post by: Tundra on September 02, 2008, 04:16:36 PM
Since i am from Europe, i don't need to take a shower more often than once in a week.

I manage to do every other day though. I have very dry skin, so shower every day is strictly no for me, although i would love to...
...lotion?

If it was as easy as that, son.  :(
Title: Re: Fuck I hate having a roommate
Post by: patrickula on September 02, 2008, 04:22:31 PM
I shower every other day, saves water and keeps my skin and hair from drying out as badly in the winter.
I don't believe I smell too bad, haven't heard any complaints and I've lived with people who would complain if I did.  I don't sweat much.
Title: Re: Fuck I hate having a roommate
Post by: Tundra on September 02, 2008, 04:29:10 PM
This one: http://www.treasuredlocks.com/nuheivcobuso.html  :-*

That works.

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Pick up the soap....






 :-*
Title: Re: Fuck I hate having a roommate
Post by: laesperanzapaz on September 03, 2008, 01:15:00 AM
showering more than once a day? unless you do some dirty shit, i wouldnt recommend it.  it's to abrassive to the skin. and kills off all the skin oil.
Title: Re: Fuck I hate having a roommate
Post by: ch1nchilla on September 03, 2008, 01:59:43 AM
showering more than once a day? unless you do some dirty shit, i wouldnt recommend it.  it's to abrassive to the skin. and kills off all the skin oil.

It's also an awesome thing to do if you smell like ass from walking around all day and then going to the gym. Or is the gym dirty shit?
Title: Re: Fuck I hate having a roommate
Post by: brawndolicious on September 03, 2008, 02:17:14 AM
Yup, I'm another OCD person when it comes to the shower. If I think I missed a spot, I'll wash my whole body over again. Usually my shower is pretty routine - shave (every other day), then wash body (with washcloth!), then wash face (also with washcloth), then clean ears, then shampoo, then finally rinse.
that's pretty odd, you should start with your head first.
Title: Re: Fuck I hate having a roommate
Post by: Bildi on September 03, 2008, 02:40:16 AM
To all the once-per-day and less showerers, all I can say is I'm glad I don't have to lick your asses.

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