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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: mojovonio on September 04, 2008, 11:15:10 AM

Title: So... Shane Betinhousein is.... a rapist?
Post by: mojovonio on September 04, 2008, 11:15:10 AM
Just finished listening to this week's Playerone Podcast.... and I'm pretty damn sure I heard Shane say he got hurt following drunk girls into a forest after a radiohead concert.

Will this regain him his mangod status?
Title: Re: So... Shane Betinhousein is.... a rapist?
Post by: Crushed on September 04, 2008, 11:18:10 AM
Bettenhausen.
Title: Re: So... Shane Betinhousein is.... a rapist?
Post by: Bocsius on September 04, 2008, 11:20:31 AM
He's simply known as Sugar Shane B to his inner circle.
Title: Re: So... Shane Betinhousein is.... a rapist?
Post by: Bloodwake on September 04, 2008, 11:26:50 AM
Shoe emailed me once and told me that Shane is originally from KY

This should explain Shane's escapades to some degree, or at least explain where he's coming from.
Title: Re: So... Shane Betinhousein is.... a rapist?
Post by: Grecco on September 04, 2008, 11:38:06 AM
Well hes chasing two girls

i always thought he  :-* nah
Title: Re: So... Shane Betinhousein is.... a rapist?
Post by: ch1nchilla on September 04, 2008, 11:38:33 AM
Did the girls rape him or the other way around?

He apparently fell down a ravine, and the interviewers nervously laughed. Presumably as they were wondering how he could get what looked like scratch marks and bite marks from falling down a ravine.

Trees and raccoons and shit.
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Post by: WrikaWrek on September 04, 2008, 11:50:24 AM
I bet he was chasing two kids and they made the cigarillo fall down a ravine.

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Post by: y2kev on September 04, 2008, 12:13:18 PM
shane is definitely a  :-*
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Post by: Grecco on September 04, 2008, 12:28:44 PM
Does BBC even make Handbags?
Title: Re: So... Shane Betinhousein is.... a rapist?
Post by: T234 on September 04, 2008, 12:50:10 PM
Shoe emailed me once and told me that Shane is originally from KY

This should explain Shane's escapades to some degree, or at least explain where he's coming from.

I wish I knew what part so as I could make some wildly generic and insulting comment and be like that explains it further.

WHIRLIN STERLIN REPRESENT

Title: Re: So... Shane Betinhousein is.... a rapist?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 04, 2008, 01:15:07 PM
who is shane bettenhausen, dare i ask
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Post by: maxy on September 04, 2008, 01:27:16 PM
who is shane bettenhausen, dare i ask

(http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/9741/academyvp2lz7.jpg)
Title: Re: So... Shane Betinhousein is.... a rapist?
Post by: Kestastrophe on September 04, 2008, 01:28:03 PM
It was just his knees that were scratched up amirite

^drinky, dude owns final fantasy jewelry
Title: Re: So... Shane Betinhousein is.... a rapist?
Post by: tiesto on September 04, 2008, 01:30:39 PM
who is shane bettenhausen, dare i ask

Some game reviewer or something, that everyone blows their load over. I don't get the whole "mangod" joke either.
Title: Re: So... Shane Betinhousein is.... a rapist?
Post by: T234 on September 04, 2008, 01:36:34 PM
My mangod is already in this thread. :bow Drinky :bow2
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Post by: Rman on September 04, 2008, 01:46:53 PM
He's kinda got a lot of notoriety from the 1up yours podcast, where he is a regular.  His tastes are more in line with Japanese developers--rpgs, action games, fighters, the core Nintendo titles such as Zelda and Mario.  He also adores the Metal Gear Solid series.  He also has a scary, encyclopedic knowledge of gaming, but I do agree that he is fun to listen to and works very well on podcasts due to his sheer enthusiasm for his favorite games.
Title: Re: So... Shane Betinhousein is.... a rapist?
Post by: Crushed on September 04, 2008, 04:16:21 PM
who is shane bettenhausen, dare i ask
a 1up dude

for months he talked about incredible and amazing tide-turning ps3 and psp games he had seen and would be revealed soon
on the gdc 2007 1up show, he bashed wow as boring nerd chat and then immediately praised home as revolutionary
he claimed that the new dual-shock had super-rumble and that in mgs4 you could feel where the bullets were coming from, 360 owned
he theorized that the mgs4 trailer had hidden meaning: kojima (old snake) was being recruited by the colonel (sony) to kill the evil liquid (microsoft)
during the tgs 2006 1up show, he pumped his fist in the air and shouted "sdf victory"
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Post by: cool breeze on September 04, 2008, 05:01:18 PM
Rape means it is non consensual, right? So I don't quite follow how this title is true.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 04, 2008, 05:58:29 PM
well, i am baffled, i thought he was a jaffe-esque game developer; instead, he's a published sfag?

lo but i have fallen far from the gaf
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Post by: Grecco on September 04, 2008, 06:05:54 PM
Hes an extreme Sfag/Japafag who cosplays as a nazi. He also  :-* for Kojima and Dyack.

and his knowledge of gaming still pales in comparison to one Phil Theobold.
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Post by: y2kev on September 04, 2008, 06:39:54 PM
Hes an extreme Sfag/Japafag who cosplays as a nazi. He also  :-* for Kojima and Dyack.

and his knowledge of gaming still pales in comparison to one Phil Theobold.
I can't listen to that podcast because they all talk too slow.
Title: Re: So... Shane Betinhousein is.... a rapist?
Post by: Kestastrophe on September 04, 2008, 06:44:55 PM
Shane and Garnett are like 2 little kids fighting for attention on 1upYours, constantly talking over each other and talk louder. I still listen to it in spite of this, but it is vastly inferior to Brodeo.
Title: Re: So... Shane Betinhousein is.... a rapist?
Post by: Rman on September 04, 2008, 07:02:08 PM
Hes an extreme Sfag/Japafag who cosplays as a nazi. He also  :-* for Kojima and Dyack.

and his knowledge of gaming still pales in comparison to one Phil Theobold.
I can't listen to that podcast because they all talk too slow.
Phil is pretty awesome.  I love good gaming podcasts.
Title: Re: So... Shane Betinhousein is.... a rapist?
Post by: trippingmartian on September 04, 2008, 07:32:54 PM
Hes an extreme Sfag/Japafag who cosplays as a nazi. He also  :-* for Kojima and Dyack.

and his knowledge of gaming still pales in comparison to one Phil Theobold.
I can't listen to that podcast because they all talk too slow.
You should hear 1up's Legendary Thread podcast. They sound drugged.

Retronauts and GFW are still quite awesome. I listen to 1UY out of habit, and it's still pretty decent, but it would be so much better with Luke, Shawn and Jeff Green instead of everyone except Shane and Garnett who are still pretty amusing to listen to.
Title: Re: So... Shane Betinhousein is.... a rapist?
Post by: bork on September 04, 2008, 10:14:05 PM
He's kinda got a lot of notoriety from the 1up yours podcast, where he is a regular.  His tastes are more in line with Japanese developers--rpgs, action games, fighters, the core Nintendo titles such as Zelda and Mario.  He also adores the Metal Gear Solid series.  He also has a scary, encyclopedic knowledge of gaming, but I do agree that he is fun to listen to and works very well on podcasts due to his sheer enthusiasm for his favorite games.

He's also incorrect a lot of the time.  Most of them are.  It's scary that I know this though-- I have this encyclopedic knowledge of games from working for almost a decade at a game shop and being online so much.   :o
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on September 04, 2008, 10:36:49 PM
i don't really know shit about gaming, and it's amazing how many times i've caught errors or misinformation in various podcasts
Title: Re: So... Shane Betinhousein is.... a rapist?
Post by: ch1nchilla on September 05, 2008, 12:40:13 PM
Hes an extreme Sfag/Japafag who cosplays as a nazi. He also  :-* for Kojima and Dyack.

and his knowledge of gaming still pales in comparison to one Phil Theobold.
I can't listen to that podcast because they all talk too slow.

Have you ever listened to 1UP FM? I almost fell asleep...
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Post by: y2kev on September 05, 2008, 12:57:25 PM
I skip right to the backlog for 1up FM. I can't stand Nick Suttner sitting around and talk about why every game is the best game ever every week. I had a friend in high school who had a top 5 movie list. The list was 200 movies long.

Kollar is okay but I imagine him snorting after every sentence.
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Post by: Kestastrophe on September 05, 2008, 01:06:58 PM
I still think that Nick Suttner is much more well spoken than Garnett and arguably Shane. Quite frankly, I don't get why Suttner is singled out for using hyperbole. Shane and Garnett, much more so the latter, often talk about how whatever game they are currently playing does "insert bullshit here" the best. To me, its even more annoying because they are 2 grown men that talk like valley girls ("oh....my....GOD").
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Post by: y2kev on September 05, 2008, 01:09:28 PM
I'm not saying he's not well spoken. He's pretty articulate. I just don't think he's critical enough of what he's playing, and not critical in the bitchy sense but critical in the sense that Shawn Elliott uses the word. I just look at the different approaches they took to Braid. Not saying one is more valid than the other on an individual basis, but it's sort of a pattern with Nick.

He's often the high score on whatever game he's reviewing industry wide.
Title: Re: So... Shane Betinhousein is.... a rapist?
Post by: Oblivion on September 05, 2008, 01:23:12 PM
well, i am baffled, i thought he was a jaffe-esque game developer; instead, he's a published sfag?

lo but i have fallen far from the gaf

Wait, you were serious about not knowing him? Not sayin he's a household name or anything, but his name gets thrown around a lot.
Title: Re: So... Shane Betinhousein is.... a rapist?
Post by: ch1nchilla on September 05, 2008, 03:30:08 PM
I could honestly care less whether the facts are 100% correct or whatever, I just think 1UP Yours is a super entertaining podcast... definitely moreso than any of the other 1up podcasts
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 05, 2008, 04:17:37 PM
well, i am baffled, i thought he was a jaffe-esque game developer; instead, he's a published sfag?

lo but i have fallen far from the gaf



Wait, you were serious about not knowing him? Not sayin he's a household name or anything, but his name gets thrown around a lot.

i've sen his name before, but never in the context of anything interesting -- i figured he was a jaffe-type dev that occasionally posted at gaf

i didn't know he was yet another bland 1up reviewer

now i'm sorry i do know, since it kinda ruined any sort of expectations i might've had
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Post by: Grecco on September 05, 2008, 04:29:28 PM
Meh the Backlog in 1up fm is soo shitty its games everybody liked and played already and talking about them again. Because fuck i havent heard how cool Psychonauts is 1000 times before right.


And the regular show REALLY needs a third wheel. Kollar and Nick sound like a gay couple
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Post by: Crushed on September 05, 2008, 04:44:44 PM
well, i am baffled, i thought he was a jaffe-esque game developer; instead, he's a published sfag?

lo but i have fallen far from the gaf



Wait, you were serious about not knowing him? Not sayin he's a household name or anything, but his name gets thrown around a lot.

i've sen his name before, but never in the context of anything interesting -- i figured he was a jaffe-type dev that occasionally posted at gaf

i didn't know he was yet another bland 1up reviewer

now i'm sorry i do know, since it kinda ruined any sort of expectations i might've had

also y2kev and a bunch of other gaffers decided to call this bumbling sfag "MANGOD" and kept this meme going so much that even shane and the 1up crew started using it

(http://i33.tinypic.com/209ln2u.gif)
Title: Re: So... Shane Betinhousein is.... a rapist?
Post by: Grecco on September 05, 2008, 04:50:55 PM
Man Shane Bettenhausen reads soo much Gaf its not even funny. Going so far as to using rumors from Rayne.s and Kagari on the podcast.
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Post by: Kestastrophe on September 05, 2008, 05:58:14 PM
^^ not only that, but he spams gaf memes on the podcast (confirmed, game of the forever, etc.)
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Post by: y2kev on September 05, 2008, 06:37:11 PM
Garnett does that too, come on. Garnett introduced the OUTSIDE WORLD to reirom speak.
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Post by: Grecco on September 05, 2008, 06:37:26 PM
Il llaugh out loud if he uses Good Jon
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 05, 2008, 07:36:04 PM
Podcasts kind of suck.  In fact, 1up in general pretty much sucks and I still don't understand why a lot of GAF has latched onto it.

Shoe emailed me once and told me that Shane is originally from KY

This should explain Shane's escapades to some degree, or at least explain where he's coming from.

That explains his "Looked directly at the sun for just a little too long" gaze.
Title: Re: So... Shane Betinhousein is.... a rapist?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on September 05, 2008, 07:52:07 PM
i listen to podcasts, audiobooks, and old time radio shows to break the monotony of working alone
Title: Re: So... Shane Betinhousein is.... a rapist?
Post by: cool breeze on September 06, 2008, 12:15:40 AM
I have so little time to listen to podcasts anymore, and it doesn't help that these things are getting constantly longer. 
Title: Re: So... Shane Betinhousein is.... a rapist?
Post by: Shuri on September 06, 2008, 11:50:21 PM
I'm not sure why people even care and make threads about two guys who talk about videogames in an mp3 file.