THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Greatness Gone on September 06, 2008, 12:21:28 AM
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There's this dude at work, short, nice eyes, high-pitches and somewhat grating voice. Totally a bottom. He's been making googly eyes at me throughout the past few months. I don't really want him, but I feel like I need to have sex before I explode.
Should I do him or go out looking for a really hot top guy?
(http://www.ibiblio.org/phil/fnordchan/fall2008/junjou2.jpg)
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http://www.keepmyfile.com/image/b6f2bc2338724
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why the fuck did i click this
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You should totally just keep acting and posting gay.
Very gay.
In fact, you probably out-gay Nick. Well done.
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we interrupt your regularly scheduled gayness to bring you annoying hip hop novelty hits of the early 90s
[youtube=425,350]EJZMu0rTAgs[/youtube]
edit: hm, won't embed properly for some reason: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJZMu0rTAgs
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:bow Boobs. Vagina. Natural. :bow2
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I wasn't aware you were homosexual. I guess you learn something new every day, huh?
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Can't we just discuss things in a regular manner? It's not like I'm overly gay here.
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Can't we just discuss things in a regular manner? It's not like I'm overly gay here.
Evidence contradicting this statement: this thread.
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didn't mean to shit up the thread -- it just made me think of that song. given the amount of pretend gayness on this forum, we should probably be tolerant of actual gayness when it crops up
difficult for a straight dude to answer your question, though, since we haven't got anything comparable to tops and bottoms
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At work? Wouldn't touch that unless you're going to tell him from the start it's casual only.
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You should be adventurous and fuck a bear
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At work? Wouldn't touch that unless you're going to tell him from the start it's casual only.
That's what I'm planning on doing, BUT, I also worry about getting flaccid or just being uninterested with him before sex. Sometimes I'm in the mood for twinks, and sometimes I'm not.
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Well there ends any further opinion I have.
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Can't we just discuss things in a regular manner? It's not like I'm overly gay here.
:lol
"a guy likes me, he is a bottom should i fuck him or look for a top"
what a crux! you aren't even gay, faker.
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What is with you and bottoms and tops? You always seem to look down on bottoms with revulsion and use it like a derogatory term, but it sounds like you are one yourself since you're looking for a top ???
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What is with you and bottoms and tops? You always seem to look down on bottoms with revulsion and use it like a derogatory term, but it sounds like you are one yourself since you're looking for a top ???
Bottoms are usually disgusting twinks. I'm versatile and not a disgusting cool young dude.
@ Demi - Bears are egh. I like a hairy man, but not hairy sorta fat/really fat ones.
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What is with you and bottoms and tops? You always seem to look down on bottoms with revulsion and use it like a derogatory term, but it sounds like you are one yourself since you're looking for a top ???
Bottoms are usually disgusting twinks. I'm versatile and not a disgusting cool young dude.
@ Demi - Bears are egh. I like a hairy man, but not hairy sorta fat/really fat ones.
So you're a power bottom?
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FHUTA
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Required for this thread:
[youtube=425,350]aVRNRKXiOM0[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVRNRKXiOM0
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Required for this thread:
[youtube=425,350]aVRNRKXiOM0[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVRNRKXiOM0
That's what I was thinking of. That's basically where all my knowledge of the dynamics of gay sex comes from.
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whats a cool young dude
sorry i dont know the lingo :-\
edit that youtube taught me :lol
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Always Sunny is such a fantastic show, and that is one of my favorite scenes.
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So you're a power bottom?
I'm willing to be anything, really. I don't favor one type of bottoming over another. I'm willing to just take it up the ass or jump up and down on a penis.
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That's what I was thinking of. That's basically where all my knowledge of the dynamics of gay sex comes from.
That's what I figured. It made me aware of the term "power bottom".
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just suck his dick, it's a start.
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I also worry about getting flaccid or just being uninterested with him before sex. Sometimes I'm in the mood for twinks, and sometimes I'm not.
I thought it humanly impossible for a man to be flaccid or uninterested before sex. I'm wondering just how gay you are mister.
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I also worry about getting flaccid or just being uninterested with him before sex. Sometimes I'm in the mood for twinks, and sometimes I'm not.
I thought it humanly impossible for a man to be flaccid or uninterested before sex. I'm wondering just how gay you are mister.
Ya, sounds like you want a woman bro. It's not that much of a leap from a cool young dude.
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Just FHUTA.
Can't believe i said this, but just go for it dude.
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Don't fuck around at work man.
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So you're a power bottom?
I'm willing to be anything, really. I'm willing to just take it up the ass or jump up and down on a penis.
Holy shit.
What.
Oh, my God.
You're going to hell.
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Can we leper Wolf Gang already?
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Leper everybody except me, then unleper everybody and ban Forgotten Ancient.
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So you're a power bottom?
I'm willing to be anything, really. I'm willing to just take it up the ass or jump up and down on a penis.
Holy shit.
What.
Oh, my God.
You're going to hell.
Get the fuck out.
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Sorry guys, I was just in shock.
I've never heard a man talk about somebody else's penis like that before.
It was a little bit disconcerting, to say the least.
If he was talking about a girl and he had something like, "I am willing to give it up the ass or just pound that pussy," then I would've been like, "hell yeah, man!"
But what he said was just really raunchy and... gay? Perhaps disgustingly so.
Sorry for upsetting anybody.
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Man, if that freaks you out, you shouldn't be on the 'Bore.
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Welcome to
Greatness Gone threads Evilbore.
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[youtube=425,350]aVRNRKXiOM0[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVRNRKXiOM0
speed has everything to do with it
:lol
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Greatness Gone, I'm sorry that I told you that you're going to hell. That was very rude and close-minded of me.
I would edit my post but people have already quoted me so it would be to no avail.
I don't even know if a hell exists, and I'm not even all that religious, yet I just went all religious-right on you, and that's worse than being mentally challenged.
I hope that one day you will find it in your heart to forgive me and take my virginity to show me how good it feels to get my G-spot tapped. (My ass is chaste, so take it easy.)
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not funny troll
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Greatness Gone, I'm sorry that I told you that you're going to hell. That was very rude and close-minded of me.
I would edit my post but people have already quoted me so it would be to no avail.
I don't even know if a hell exists, and I'm not even all that religious, yet I just went all religious-right on you, and that's worse than being mentally challenged.
I hope that one day you will find it in your heart to forgive me and take my virginity to show me how good it feels to get my G-spot tapped. (My ass is chaste, so take it easy.)
Ban this filthy straight.
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I don't understand this top/bottom thing. How can you seen someone is top or bottom?
Btw, you should go for it. If you're really that desperate. :lol
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I don't understand this top/bottom thing. How can you seen someone is top or bottom?
Btw, you should go for it. If you're really that desperate. :lol
well being a man gay, you have to either take it or give it. I guess gays can tell what kind of person wants to give it rather than take it.
maybe it's like how jews can instantly tell who other jews are, or the same for blacks.
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do you people get an enema like every day or something? if not, does the smell turn you on even more
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so you switch between bottom and top or no? i would imagine once a pattern is set it's hard to break it just because of sheer inertia. though i suppose to people ramming into each other should be enough to discount inertial forces lulz
do you people get an enema like every day or something? if not, does the smell turn you on even more
have you ever done it with a girl? the area is not anywhere near as dirty as you'd think it is once it's cleaned.
frequent enemas are dangerous.
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gays are gay
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so you switch between bottom and top or no? i would imagine once a pattern is set it's hard to break it just because of sheer inertia. though i suppose to people ramming into each other should be enough to discount inertial forces lulz
do you people get an enema like every day or something? if not, does the smell turn you on even more
have you ever done it with a girl? the area is not anywhere near as dirty as you'd think it is once it's cleaned.
frequent enemas are dangerous.
yes, but i've never had anal sex. but if you go in 'n out there, then surely it'd smell, no?
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so you switch between bottom and top or no? i would imagine once a pattern is set it's hard to break it just because of sheer inertia. though i suppose to people ramming into each other should be enough to discount inertial forces lulz
do you people get an enema like every day or something? if not, does the smell turn you on even more
have you ever done it with a girl? the area is not anywhere near as dirty as you'd think it is once it's cleaned.
frequent enemas are dangerous.
yes, but i've never had anal sex. but if you go in 'n out there, then surely it'd smell, no?
Nope.
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so you switch between bottom and top or no? i would imagine once a pattern is set it's hard to break it just because of sheer inertia. though i suppose to people ramming into each other should be enough to discount inertial forces lulz
do you people get an enema like every day or something? if not, does the smell turn you on even more
have you ever done it with a girl? the area is not anywhere near as dirty as you'd think it is once it's cleaned.
frequent enemas are dangerous.
yes, but i've never had anal sex. but if you go in 'n out there, then surely it'd smell, no?
no, that's what i meant. have you ever had anal sex with a girl. i took it for granted that you had sex, you sly, sexy devil, you
but no, i mean, unless you have some ENORMOUS DICK (which is possible!), anal sex "takes place" in the area where feces is stored prior to evacuation...meaning that if you've crapped and showered (with special attention to, you know, actually cleaning your asshole), you should be fine. if you are like frequently running in to poo, something is not right.
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i'm shocked that EB is actually worse than GAF when it comes to this.
i'd recommend against hitting up the guy at work. Sex with coworkers is generally never a good idea. Can't you just get some curious dude off of Craigslist or something?
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i'm shocked that EB is actually worse than GAF when it comes to this.
i'd recommend against hitting up the guy at work. Sex with coworkers is generally never a good idea. Can't you just get some curious dude off of Craigslist or something?
Ugh. I have standards, ya know.
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i'm shocked that EB is actually worse than GAF when it comes to this.
i'd recommend against hitting up the guy at work. Sex with coworkers is generally never a good idea. Can't you just get some curious dude off of Craigslist or something?
Ugh. I have standards, ya know.
Hot guy someday vs Get laid in an hour
Hmmm...
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i'm shocked that EB is actually worse than GAF when it comes to this.
Comes to what? Fucking dudes in the ass?
It's not rocket science (sorry bud)
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i'm shocked that EB is actually worse than GAF when it comes to this.
Comes to what? Fucking dudes in the ass?
It's not rocket science (sorry bud)
No, i mean the amount of "omg ur gay?!!" in this thread.
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[youtube=425,350]8P6CjkOvUPE[/youtube]
No, i mean the amount of "omg ur gay?!!" in this thread.
What? Who's gay?