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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Greatness Gone on September 06, 2008, 12:21:28 AM

Title: I need a man.
Post by: Greatness Gone on September 06, 2008, 12:21:28 AM
There's this dude at work, short, nice eyes, high-pitches and somewhat grating voice. Totally a bottom. He's been making googly eyes at me throughout the past few months. I don't really want him, but I feel like I need to have sex before I explode.

Should I do him or go out looking for a really hot top guy?

(http://www.ibiblio.org/phil/fnordchan/fall2008/junjou2.jpg)
Title: Re: I need a man.
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 06, 2008, 12:34:43 AM
http://www.keepmyfile.com/image/b6f2bc2338724
Title: Re: I need a man.
Post by: Costanza on September 06, 2008, 12:34:48 AM
why the fuck did i click this
Title: Re: I need a man.
Post by: Boogie on September 06, 2008, 12:35:02 AM
You should totally just keep acting and posting gay.

Very gay.

In fact, you probably out-gay Nick.  Well done.
Title: Re: I need a man.
Post by: drohne on September 06, 2008, 12:37:53 AM
we interrupt your regularly scheduled gayness to bring you annoying hip hop novelty hits of the early 90s

[youtube=425,350]EJZMu0rTAgs[/youtube]

edit: hm, won't embed properly for some reason: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJZMu0rTAgs
Title: Re: I need a man.
Post by: Brehvolution on September 06, 2008, 12:40:42 AM
:bow Boobs. Vagina. Natural. :bow2
Title: Re: I need a man.
Post by: fistfulofmetal on September 06, 2008, 12:41:42 AM
I wasn't aware you were homosexual. I guess you learn something new every day, huh?
Title: Re: I need a man.
Post by: Greatness Gone on September 06, 2008, 12:44:22 AM
Can't we just discuss things in a regular manner? It's not like I'm overly gay here.
Title: Re: I need a man.
Post by: Boogie on September 06, 2008, 12:47:58 AM
Can't we just discuss things in a regular manner? It's not like I'm overly gay here.

Evidence contradicting this statement:  this thread.
Title: Re: I need a man.
Post by: drohne on September 06, 2008, 12:54:18 AM
didn't mean to shit up the thread -- it just made me think of that song. given the amount of pretend gayness on this forum, we should probably be tolerant of actual gayness when it crops up

difficult for a straight dude to answer your question, though, since we haven't got anything comparable to tops and bottoms
Title: Re: I need a man.
Post by: Fresh Prince on September 06, 2008, 12:58:00 AM
At work? Wouldn't touch that unless you're going to tell him from the start it's casual only.
Title: Re: I need a man.
Post by: demi on September 06, 2008, 12:58:26 AM
You should be adventurous and fuck a bear
Title: Re: I need a man.
Post by: Greatness Gone on September 06, 2008, 01:06:36 AM
At work? Wouldn't touch that unless you're going to tell him from the start it's casual only.

That's what I'm planning on doing, BUT, I also worry about getting flaccid or just being uninterested with him before sex. Sometimes I'm in the mood for twinks, and sometimes I'm not.
Title: Re: I need a man.
Post by: Fresh Prince on September 06, 2008, 01:15:11 AM
Well there ends any further opinion I have.
Title: Re: I need a man.
Post by: BamYouHaveAids on September 06, 2008, 01:15:25 AM
Can't we just discuss things in a regular manner? It's not like I'm overly gay here.
:lol
"a guy likes me, he is a bottom should i fuck him or look for a top"

what a crux! you aren't even gay, faker.
Title: Re: I need a man.
Post by: Yeti on September 06, 2008, 01:33:41 AM
What is with you and bottoms and tops? You always seem to look down on bottoms with revulsion and use it like a derogatory term, but it sounds like you are one yourself since you're looking for a top  ???
Title: Re: I need a man.
Post by: Greatness Gone on September 06, 2008, 01:35:30 AM
What is with you and bottoms and tops? You always seem to look down on bottoms with revulsion and use it like a derogatory term, but it sounds like you are one yourself since you're looking for a top  ???

Bottoms are usually disgusting twinks. I'm versatile and not a disgusting cool young dude.

@ Demi - Bears are egh. I like a hairy man, but not hairy sorta fat/really fat ones.
Title: Re: I need a man.
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on September 06, 2008, 01:52:22 AM
What is with you and bottoms and tops? You always seem to look down on bottoms with revulsion and use it like a derogatory term, but it sounds like you are one yourself since you're looking for a top  ???

Bottoms are usually disgusting twinks. I'm versatile and not a disgusting cool young dude.

@ Demi - Bears are egh. I like a hairy man, but not hairy sorta fat/really fat ones.

So you're a power bottom?
Title: Re: I need a man.
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 06, 2008, 01:54:05 AM
FHUTA
Title: Re: I need a man.
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 06, 2008, 01:56:21 AM
Required for this thread:

[youtube=425,350]aVRNRKXiOM0[/youtube]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVRNRKXiOM0
Title: Re: I need a man.
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on September 06, 2008, 01:57:48 AM
Required for this thread:

[youtube=425,350]aVRNRKXiOM0[/youtube]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVRNRKXiOM0


That's what I was thinking of. That's basically where all my knowledge of the dynamics of gay sex comes from.
Title: Re: I need a man.
Post by: Grecco on September 06, 2008, 01:59:45 AM
whats a cool young dude

sorry i dont know the lingo  :-\


edit that youtube taught me  :lol
Title: Re: I need a man.
Post by: cool breeze on September 06, 2008, 01:59:49 AM
Always Sunny is such a fantastic show, and that is one of my favorite scenes.
Title: Re: I need a man.
Post by: Greatness Gone on September 06, 2008, 02:01:53 AM
So you're a power bottom?

I'm willing to be anything, really. I don't favor one type of bottoming over another. I'm willing to just take it up the ass or jump up and down on a penis.
Title: Re: I need a man.
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 06, 2008, 02:09:31 AM
That's what I was thinking of. That's basically where all my knowledge of the dynamics of gay sex comes from.

That's what I figured. It made me aware of the term "power bottom".
Title: Re: I need a man.
Post by: MCD on September 06, 2008, 02:47:54 AM
just suck his dick, it's a start.
Title: Re: I need a man.
Post by: Bildi on September 06, 2008, 08:18:17 AM
I also worry about getting flaccid or just being uninterested with him before sex. Sometimes I'm in the mood for twinks, and sometimes I'm not.

I thought it humanly impossible for a man to be flaccid or uninterested before sex.  I'm wondering just how gay you are mister.
Title: Re: I need a man.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 06, 2008, 10:47:18 AM
I also worry about getting flaccid or just being uninterested with him before sex. Sometimes I'm in the mood for twinks, and sometimes I'm not.

I thought it humanly impossible for a man to be flaccid or uninterested before sex.  I'm wondering just how gay you are mister.

Ya, sounds like you want a woman bro.  It's not that much of a leap from a cool young dude.   
Title: Re: I need a man.
Post by: WrikaWrek on September 06, 2008, 10:52:47 AM
Just FHUTA.

Can't believe i said this, but just go for it dude.
Title: Re: I need a man.
Post by: Reb on September 06, 2008, 10:56:10 AM
Don't fuck around at work man.
Title: Re: I need a man.
Post by: Wolf Gang on September 06, 2008, 12:11:06 PM
So you're a power bottom?

I'm willing to be anything, really. I'm willing to just take it up the ass or jump up and down on a penis.

Holy shit.

What.

Oh, my God.

You're going to hell.
Title: Re: I need a man.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 06, 2008, 12:24:15 PM
Can we leper Wolf Gang already?
Title: Re: I need a man.
Post by: Powerslave on September 06, 2008, 12:33:53 PM
Leper everybody except me, then unleper everybody and ban Forgotten Ancient.
Title: Re: I need a man.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 06, 2008, 01:58:54 PM
So you're a power bottom?

I'm willing to be anything, really. I'm willing to just take it up the ass or jump up and down on a penis.

Holy shit.

What.

Oh, my God.

You're going to hell.

Get the fuck out.
Title: Re: I need a man.
Post by: Wolf Gang on September 06, 2008, 05:51:15 PM
Sorry guys, I was just in shock.

I've never heard a man talk about somebody else's penis like that before.

It was a little bit disconcerting, to say the least.

If he was talking about a girl and he had something like, "I am willing to give it up the ass or just pound that pussy," then I would've been like, "hell yeah, man!"

But what he said was just really raunchy and... gay? Perhaps disgustingly so.

Sorry for upsetting anybody.
Title: Re: I need a man.
Post by: Reb on September 06, 2008, 05:53:15 PM
Man, if that freaks you out, you shouldn't be on the 'Bore.
Title: Re: I need a man.
Post by: Greatness Gone on September 06, 2008, 05:55:12 PM
Welcome to Greatness Gone threads Evilbore.
Title: Re: I need a man.
Post by: etiolate on September 06, 2008, 06:02:30 PM
Required for this thread:

[youtube=425,350]aVRNRKXiOM0[/youtube]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVRNRKXiOM0


speed has everything to do with it

 :lol
Title: Re: I need a man.
Post by: Wolf Gang on September 06, 2008, 06:04:00 PM
Greatness Gone, I'm sorry that I told you that you're going to hell. That was very rude and close-minded of me.

I would edit my post but people have already quoted me so it would be to no avail.

I don't even know if a hell exists, and I'm not even all that religious, yet I just went all religious-right on you, and that's worse than being mentally challenged.

I hope that one day you will find it in your heart to forgive me and take my virginity to show me how good it feels to get my G-spot tapped. (My ass is chaste, so take it easy.)
Title: Re: I need a man.
Post by: Powerslave on September 06, 2008, 06:04:44 PM
not funny troll
Title: Re: I need a man.
Post by: Greatness Gone on September 06, 2008, 06:06:59 PM
Greatness Gone, I'm sorry that I told you that you're going to hell. That was very rude and close-minded of me.

I would edit my post but people have already quoted me so it would be to no avail.

I don't even know if a hell exists, and I'm not even all that religious, yet I just went all religious-right on you, and that's worse than being mentally challenged.

I hope that one day you will find it in your heart to forgive me and take my virginity to show me how good it feels to get my G-spot tapped. (My ass is chaste, so take it easy.)

Ban this filthy straight.
Title: Re: I need a man.
Post by: Third on September 06, 2008, 06:24:36 PM
I don't understand this top/bottom thing. How can you seen someone is top or bottom?

Btw, you should go for it. If you're really that desperate.  :lol
Title: Re: I need a man.
Post by: fistfulofmetal on September 06, 2008, 06:43:30 PM
I don't understand this top/bottom thing. How can you seen someone is top or bottom?

Btw, you should go for it. If you're really that desperate.  :lol

well being a man gay, you have to either take it or give it. I guess gays can tell what kind of person wants to give it rather than take it.

maybe it's like how jews can instantly tell who other jews are, or the same for blacks.
Title: Re: I need a man.
Post by: bud on September 06, 2008, 07:14:43 PM
do you people get an enema like every day or something? if not, does the smell turn you on even more
Title: Re: I need a man.
Post by: y2kev on September 06, 2008, 07:29:28 PM
so you switch between bottom and top or no? i would imagine once a pattern is set it's hard to break it just because of sheer inertia. though i suppose to people ramming into each other should be enough to discount inertial forces lulz

do you people get an enema like every day or something? if not, does the smell turn you on even more
have you ever done it with a girl? the area is not anywhere near as dirty as you'd think it is once it's cleaned.

frequent enemas are dangerous.
Title: Re: I need a man.
Post by: Powerslave on September 06, 2008, 07:32:49 PM
gays are gay
Title: Re: I need a man.
Post by: bud on September 06, 2008, 07:45:56 PM
so you switch between bottom and top or no? i would imagine once a pattern is set it's hard to break it just because of sheer inertia. though i suppose to people ramming into each other should be enough to discount inertial forces lulz

do you people get an enema like every day or something? if not, does the smell turn you on even more
have you ever done it with a girl? the area is not anywhere near as dirty as you'd think it is once it's cleaned.

frequent enemas are dangerous.

yes, but i've never had anal sex. but if you go in 'n out there, then surely it'd smell, no?
Title: Re: I need a man.
Post by: CurseoftheGods on September 06, 2008, 07:54:05 PM
so you switch between bottom and top or no? i would imagine once a pattern is set it's hard to break it just because of sheer inertia. though i suppose to people ramming into each other should be enough to discount inertial forces lulz

do you people get an enema like every day or something? if not, does the smell turn you on even more
have you ever done it with a girl? the area is not anywhere near as dirty as you'd think it is once it's cleaned.

frequent enemas are dangerous.

yes, but i've never had anal sex. but if you go in 'n out there, then surely it'd smell, no?

Nope.
Title: Re: I need a man.
Post by: y2kev on September 06, 2008, 08:04:05 PM
so you switch between bottom and top or no? i would imagine once a pattern is set it's hard to break it just because of sheer inertia. though i suppose to people ramming into each other should be enough to discount inertial forces lulz

do you people get an enema like every day or something? if not, does the smell turn you on even more
have you ever done it with a girl? the area is not anywhere near as dirty as you'd think it is once it's cleaned.

frequent enemas are dangerous.

yes, but i've never had anal sex. but if you go in 'n out there, then surely it'd smell, no?

no, that's what i meant. have you ever had anal sex with a girl. i took it for granted that you had sex, you sly, sexy devil, you

but no, i mean, unless you have some ENORMOUS DICK (which is possible!), anal sex "takes place" in the area where feces is stored prior to evacuation...meaning that if you've crapped and showered (with special attention to, you know, actually cleaning your asshole), you should be fine. if you are like frequently running in to poo, something is not right.
Title: Re: I need a man.
Post by: aoi tsuki on September 07, 2008, 06:07:04 PM
i'm shocked that EB is actually worse than GAF when it comes to this.

i'd recommend against hitting up the guy at work. Sex with coworkers is generally never a good idea. Can't you just get some curious dude off of Craigslist or something?
Title: Re: I need a man.
Post by: Greatness Gone on September 07, 2008, 06:10:09 PM
i'm shocked that EB is actually worse than GAF when it comes to this.

i'd recommend against hitting up the guy at work. Sex with coworkers is generally never a good idea. Can't you just get some curious dude off of Craigslist or something?


Ugh. I have standards, ya know.
Title: Re: I need a man.
Post by: aoi tsuki on September 07, 2008, 06:19:26 PM
i'm shocked that EB is actually worse than GAF when it comes to this.

i'd recommend against hitting up the guy at work. Sex with coworkers is generally never a good idea. Can't you just get some curious dude off of Craigslist or something?


Ugh. I have standards, ya know.
Hot guy someday vs Get laid in an hour

Hmmm...
Title: Re: I need a man.
Post by: demi on September 07, 2008, 07:32:50 PM
i'm shocked that EB is actually worse than GAF when it comes to this.

Comes to what? Fucking dudes in the ass?

It's not rocket science (sorry bud)
Title: Re: I need a man.
Post by: aoi tsuki on September 07, 2008, 09:52:43 PM
i'm shocked that EB is actually worse than GAF when it comes to this.

Comes to what? Fucking dudes in the ass?

It's not rocket science (sorry bud)
No, i mean the amount of "omg ur gay?!!" in this thread.
Title: Re: I need a man.
Post by: Tauntaun on September 08, 2008, 03:42:09 PM
[youtube=425,350]8P6CjkOvUPE[/youtube]

No, i mean the amount of "omg ur gay?!!" in this thread.

What?  Who's gay?