THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on September 06, 2008, 02:49:49 PM
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I'm back on campus for school and things are going decent (first week of school is always boring) despite not having a computer; gonna get a DELL soon, and I might be able to fix my old computer if I'm lucky. Anyway my brother's friend moved in with us since he's starting college this semester. I was pretty fucking glad to move out of my parent's house but honestly, I'd rather live with them than this dude.
1. He doesn't shower. He's been living with us for like 5 days now and I haven't seen shower once. A couple days ago I cooked a pretty sweet dinner - I made some nice Italian sausages, grilled some onions, made some black eyed peas, and some veggies; throughout the process the entire house smelled awesome due to the food. Once I got done cooking he got home and entered the kitchen. I shit you not the smell of him hit me in the face wtf.
2. Unless I cook food he just eats sweets. When he moved in he arrived with 10 bags of clothes and ten $10 pies. I tasted one and it's just the typical preservative shit you find in grocery stores, with a shit ton of sugar.
3. He argues with his girlfriend on the phone all night. He's 18. His girlfriend is 16...and goes to school with one of my little brothers. Every fucking night she calls and apparently asks where he is, and he starts yelling
"i'm not partying i'm at home! no, don't talk to me like that, i don't have disabilities i can do what i want. i want YOU no one else"
Two days ago he wanted me to buy him some beer and drive him to Deja Vu, which is a few minutes away from campus.
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Fuck all that boring shit Pee Dee, what's your take on Mayor McMooseburger? Tell me how victory for McCain-Nutbar is inevitable, plz.
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Living alone for the win. Well, not really, but at least I don't live with a shitty roommate who doesn't shower.
Fuck all that boring shit Pee Dee, what's your take on Mayor McMooseburger? Tell me how victory for McCain-Nutbar is inevitable, plz.
I think the election broke your brain. I fear for your sanity if the Republicans somehow manage to win.
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Is his name Clinton? I had a roommate named Clinton who never showered. He wore the same clothes every day too, and I never saw him wash them. Luckily he got fired after a few months and had to move back home. When he left, he left all the garbage in his room and there was a gross smear on the wall that his bed was against, must have rubbed off him when he was sleeping against it.
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Is he white?
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Is he white?
If he's white, does he use a washcloth?
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My roommate stinks as well! he never showers! he even has a post it note saying SHOWER AND SHAVE EVERY DAY next to his computer!
and he's white!
Also, he ALWAYS talks and sings crappy songs when I am trying to watch tv! christ!
"Garrett do you know any other psx rpgs like Suikoden?" FUCK. I DON'T KNOW I'M TRYING TO WATCH COLBERT HERE.
All he talks about is GAMES! IT DRIVES ME INSANE.
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So I just back from Universal Studios with some friends right? I decide to chill when I get home. He is all,"Where'd you go?" when I explicitly told him I would go to Universal today and he was wondering why we were gone for so long. Jesus Christ, don't most people go to places like that for 4-5 hours at a time?
So I decide to chill, make me some kool-aid and watch Char's Counterattack since I'm bored and on a Gundam watchin' frenzy, right? So I'm about 20 minutes in and he says,"Garrett, could you please change the language to Japanese? The English is starting to grate my ears."
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Himuro, you sound so cool. I love black people.
:bow Kool-Aid :bow2
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So I just back from Universal Studios with some friends right? I decide to chill when I get home. He is all,"Where'd you go?" when I explicitly told him I would go to Universal today and he was wondering why we were gone for so long. Jesus Christ, don't most people go to places like that for 4-5 hours at a time?
So I decide to chill, make me some kool-aid and watch Char's Counterattack since I'm bored and on a Gundam watchin' frenzy, right? So I'm about 20 minutes in and he says,"Garrett, could you please change the language to Japanese? The English is starting to grate my ears."
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:lol
Did you call him a japafag and throw your wash cloth in his face?
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:rofl
Sounds much worse than the guy who used to hang his girlfriend's underwear on the fan.
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So I just back from Universal Studios with some friends right? I decide to chill when I get home. He is all,"Where'd you go?" when I explicitly told him I would go to Universal today and he was wondering why we were gone for so long. Jesus Christ, don't most people go to places like that for 4-5 hours at a time?
So I decide to chill, make me some kool-aid and watch Char's Counterattack since I'm bored and on a Gundam watchin' frenzy, right? So I'm about 20 minutes in and he says,"Garrett, could you please change the language to Japanese? The English is starting to grate my ears."
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:rofl :rofl
I prefer to watch anything foreign in their native language, but idda punched that guy and slapped him across his fuckin mouth for saying something like that. Just start calling him a fucking nerd-otaku-ass-pirate and tell him to fuck off.
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to be fair, i'm sure the dubbing was really bad
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I don't know how you guys put up with it. I'd be mocking these dudes all the way to the shower.
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man, why does no-one take my advice and fuck their roommates in the ass? once you've had his ass, the bitch is yours to command.
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man, why does no-one take my advice and fuck their roommates in the ass? once you've had his ass, the bitch is yours to command.
Maybe this explains your wifes reluctance. Tell her you'll be her dog for a little fudge-nudge.
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i just want to hear himu or pd come back and say they've fucked their roommate in the ass and now what :'(
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Ya I like to live vicariously though PD too. I don't have much of a life.
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tvc has a standing proposition, dude. your second butthole gives you a little extra negotiating power in the sex butlering biz, too!
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The hole is only like a quarter inch cubed now. I think it's lost it's beautiful potential. Squander like my youth. Sounds like I'm getting a mid-life crises.
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he can widen it back up pretty easy with a leather punch and a hand auger, so no worries
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I don't think that is doctor recommenced.
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he can widen it back up pretty easy with a leather punch and a hand auger, so no worries
:lol Are you crazy? It's like a self-replicating hymen!
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:-*
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You just want to take my virginity!
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I think "borrow" is more the term I'd be inclined towards.
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Is he white?
Yup. His last name isn't Clinton either; in fact his mom is a teacher at a school I used to go to and I had her for entry business courses.
Today is his birthday so he's having company over. I'm gonna just stay in the library until they leave, which could be until midnight smh. I don't have class tomorrow until 1PM so it's not like I have to get up early.
I don't keep a spic n span clean room but holy fuck, I can say that his room is the filthiest room I've ever been in. I had to go in there and replace some windows...dirty clothes piled in an overflowing bin, a dirty rug on the floor, etc.
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Today is his birthday so he's having company over. I'm gonna just stay in the library until they leave, which could be until midnight smh. I don't have class tomorrow until 1PM so it's not like I have to get up early.
Good call, if you were to meet new people you might meet a girl.
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1. I have a girl
2. He's meeting a bunch of him and my brother's old classmates smh
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You have a girl PD? Have done the deed yet???
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What WoW realm did you meet her in?
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smh i've posted her picture here before.
Anyway I'm gonna need to really entertain myself to stay here for the next few hours. Lots of babes walking past me though :o
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O ya, I've seen those. Now answer the other question!
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No...but I might have to hurry things up. She might be moving to NY next semester :'(
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No...but I might have to hurry things up. She might be moving to NY next semester :'(
Don't worry, just give me her phone number.
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I can't go with her because all my current plans are tied to this state - ie graduating, getting my MBA at U of M, getting a job then possibly going to law school. By that time I'm considering law school I'll be like what, 27? I plan on moving the fuck out of this state once I'm done with school, but I always thought I'd wind up in Washington or LA, not NY
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When did you decide to go to law school? I thought you were majoring in accounting.
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it sucks adjusting to new people, but i think it'd be healthier to make an effort to befriend this person and air you grievances with him, than to get into the mentality of treating him like an outsider.
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Law?
wtf.
[youtube=425,350]Mgsc_nVc5wI[/youtube]
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smh i've posted her picture here before.
Anyway I'm gonna need to really entertain myself to stay here for the next few hours. Lots of babes walking past me though :o
Is she fat and white? :-*
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I request a link to previously posted pictures of PD's girlfriend.
Damn, I should check this more. I miss out on shit.
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I request a link to previously posted pictures of PD's girlfriend.
Damn, I should check this more. I miss out on shit.
I dont remember any previous pics. :ninja
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I request a link to previously posted pictures of PD's girlfriend.
Damn, I should check this more. I miss out on shit.
I dont remember any previous pics. :ninja
oh, was it that chick in a dress or something?
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I request a link to previously posted pictures of PD's girlfriend.
Damn, I should check this more. I miss out on shit.
I dont remember any previous pics. :ninja
oh, was it that chick in a dress or something?
I thought it was the vampire girl?
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I don't know but PICS ARE DEMANDED
AGAIN