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Title: ITT we talk about sex
Post by: The Sceneman on September 07, 2008, 02:12:35 AM: fuck I dont know about you guys but I could destroy some pussy right now

who else has a boner
Title: Re: ITT we talk about vaginas and sex
Post by: Himu on September 07, 2008, 02:13:22 AM: I had a boner earlier today until I jacked off
Title: Re: ITT we talk about vaginas and sex
Post by: The Sceneman on September 07, 2008, 02:15:23 AM: this thread rules
Title: Re: ITT we talk about vaginas and sex
Post by: Greatness Gone on September 07, 2008, 02:16:20 AM: I had some ice cream from coldstones earlier and it's fucking ruining my stomach/asshole. Jesus, I'm on the toilet right now.
Title: Re: ITT we talk about vaginas and sex
Post by: The Sceneman on September 07, 2008, 02:17:04 AM: this is hall of fame material right here
Title: Re: ITT we talk about sex
Post by: radioheadrule83 on September 07, 2008, 02:39:42 AM: YES BRUTHA.

I jacked off about 10 times tonight and I am still not sated. Had I actually came into direct contact with a woman tonight, I would have had to suppress the urge to rape her.

I can only be glad that ice cream isn't spitting and spluttering out of my ass. My wifi signal is probably pretty weak from the toilet.
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Post by: Beezy on September 07, 2008, 03:06:42 AM: [youtube=425,350]DbaFM_CA4mw[/youtube]

:hump :hump :hump
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Post by: TVC15 on September 07, 2008, 03:08:21 AM: Scenester = EB's LunaClover
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Post by: cool breeze on September 07, 2008, 03:11:28 AM: That is harsh.

But I would top or bottom Scenester before touching LunaClover no homo.
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Post by: Greatness Gone on September 07, 2008, 03:17:25 AM: Who is my GAF equivalent? Or do am I just GG?

And I'd like to meet LunaClover.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
So I could feed my tablescraps to her.
[close]
Title: Re: ITT we talk about sex
Post by: drew on September 07, 2008, 03:28:17 AM: sex on Adderall is the shit

(http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r126/Drewsy_photobucket/cool2-1.gif)
Title: Re: ITT we talk about sex
Post by: radioheadrule83 on September 07, 2008, 03:29:26 AM: Quote from: Green Shinobi
Does Luna Clover talk about sex a lot on GAF? I never paid much attention to her posts.

I was going to start a thread about this question, but I guess this thread will do: What do you guys do to last longer during sex? When I was in college, for whatever reason I could last 30 minutes easily. But with this Korean girlfriend, I'm finding myself only lasting 10 minutes or so. I'll think I'm doing well, but then she'll do something like dig her ankles into my lower back (from the missionary position, think about that for a second) and push my face right into her boobs and I'll just lose control pretty quickly. Plus she's pretty tight down there, so I'm getting a lot of friction. I'd like to be able to last longer with her. Any tips?

Pull on the head of your dick and clench whatever muscle you have to to make it feel like you're pulling your dick back inside your body a bit.... thats a kegel squeeze. You can *theoretically* (I'm not saying I can do this) clench that to stop yourself from cumming. When I'm near the PONR, which is rare given I rarely have sex, I pull out and give the head a squeeze, I try to calm down a little as fast as I can, then go back in. Get your head down there for some foreplay beforehand though and 10 minutes might be all she wants/needs. At least, that's what I'm told.
Title: Re: ITT we talk about sex
Post by: TVC15 on September 07, 2008, 03:29:41 AM: Quote from: Nadal on September 07, 2008, 03:28:17 AM
sex on Adderall is the shit

(http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r126/Drewsy_photobucket/cool2-1.gif)

Ah, soon, soon I will be fulfilling all of my adderall fantasies. I actually need to make a thread asking for advice on the best way to game the psychiatrist.
Title: Re: ITT we talk about sex
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 07, 2008, 03:30:09 AM: G'night boys. See you in the morning. :pimp
Title: Re: ITT we talk about sex
Post by: The Sceneman on September 07, 2008, 04:11:01 AM: Quote from: TVC 15 on September 07, 2008, 03:08:21 AM
Scenester = EB's LunaClover

I dont know who that is :'(
Title: Re: ITT we talk about sex
Post by: Greatness Gone on September 07, 2008, 04:12:33 AM: Quote from: Scenester on September 07, 2008, 04:11:01 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on September 07, 2008, 03:08:21 AM
Scenester = EB's LunaClover

I dont know who that is :'(

Chubby whore who constantly talks about sex, lies about her real name, and drops hints of cheating on her husband constantly.
Title: Re: ITT we talk about sex
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on September 07, 2008, 06:44:21 PM: Quote

Reply with quoteQuote
The funny thing about having sex on the first date, the girl always say something like, "I can't believe I'm doing this, I never have sex the first night." She's lying, but it makes you want to fuck her harder anyway.

so, uh, do you do this often? maybe we should hang out
Title: Re: ITT we talk about sex
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 07, 2008, 06:46:20 PM: Quote from: Greatness Gone on September 07, 2008, 04:12:33 AM
Quote from: Scenester on September 07, 2008, 04:11:01 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on September 07, 2008, 03:08:21 AM
Scenester = EB's LunaClover

I dont know who that is :'(

Chubby whore who constantly talks about sex, lies about her real name, and drops hints of cheating on her husband constantly.

She's disgusting. People rag on you but I'd rather hear you talk about your escapades than hear her brag AS IF anyone in their right mind could possibly find her attractive
Title: Re: ITT we talk about sex
Post by: demi on September 07, 2008, 06:46:58 PM: Quote from: Sec. of Defense James Heller on September 07, 2008, 06:46:20 PM
Quote from: Greatness Gone on September 07, 2008, 04:12:33 AM
Quote from: Scenester on September 07, 2008, 04:11:01 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on September 07, 2008, 03:08:21 AM
Scenester = EB's LunaClover

I dont know who that is :'(

Chubby whore who constantly talks about sex, lies about her real name, and drops hints of cheating on her husband constantly.

She's disgusting. People rag on you but I'd rather hear you talk about your escapades than hear her brag AS IF anyone in their right mind could possibly find her attractive

Just like how you watch gay movies to convince yourself you arent gay
Title: Re: ITT we talk about sex
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on September 07, 2008, 06:49:14 PM: Quote
AS IF anyone in their right mind could possibly find her attractive

i'm attracted to anyone who can give good backrubs.
Title: Re: ITT we talk about sex
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 07, 2008, 06:51:29 PM: Quote from: demi on September 07, 2008, 06:46:58 PM
Quote from: Sec. of Defense James Heller on September 07, 2008, 06:46:20 PM
Quote from: Greatness Gone on September 07, 2008, 04:12:33 AM
Quote from: Scenester on September 07, 2008, 04:11:01 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on September 07, 2008, 03:08:21 AM
Scenester = EB's LunaClover

I dont know who that is :'(

Chubby whore who constantly talks about sex, lies about her real name, and drops hints of cheating on her husband constantly.

She's disgusting. People rag on you but I'd rather hear you talk about your escapades than hear her brag AS IF anyone in their right mind could possibly find her attractive

Just like how you watch gay movies to convince yourself you arent gay

?
Title: Re: ITT we talk about sex
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 07, 2008, 07:01:21 PM: Quote from: demi on September 07, 2008, 06:46:58 PM
Quote from: Sec. of Defense James Heller on September 07, 2008, 06:46:20 PM
Quote from: Greatness Gone on September 07, 2008, 04:12:33 AM
Quote from: Scenester on September 07, 2008, 04:11:01 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on September 07, 2008, 03:08:21 AM
Scenester = EB's LunaClover

I dont know who that is :'(

Chubby whore who constantly talks about sex, lies about her real name, and drops hints of cheating on her husband constantly.

She's disgusting. People rag on you but I'd rather hear you talk about your escapades than hear her brag AS IF anyone in their right mind could possibly find her attractive

Just like how you watch gay movies to convince yourself you arent gay

No no demi, you've got it all wrong. That was his "brother's" gay porn!
Title: Re: ITT we talk about sex
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on September 07, 2008, 07:03:37 PM: i've only ever had sex (or even made out etc.) on the 0th date :-\ none of the proper dates I've been on ever led to anything physical (a couple led to friendships), the little experience I've had has all come from getting randomly picked up in coffeeshops and bars.
Title: Re: ITT we talk about sex
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 07, 2008, 07:04:26 PM: I've looked at that type of porn but it was merely out of curiosity, not because I wasn't sure I was straight. I just wanted to see if Peter North really did gay porn back in the day
Title: Re: ITT we talk about sex
Post by: Greatness Gone on September 07, 2008, 07:06:50 PM: Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 07, 2008, 07:01:21 PM
No no demi, you've got it all wrong. That was his "brother's" gay porn!

Or was he watching gay porn featuring brothers?
Title: Re: ITT we talk about sex
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on September 07, 2008, 07:15:08 PM: I think being horribly insecure about my skin and appearance has actually turned me bisexual. I started staring at men's (and women's) skin to compare them to mine, and eventually my bitter, envious, grudging appreciation of the beautiful flawless ones turned to actual attraction. However, as the attraction is limited to the top 3% of the young male population, and I don't even bother looking at or thinking about women with above-average looks anymore since average-looking ones provide an estimated 95% of the utility for 20% of the pain, I doubt I'd ever get to act on it even if I wanted, so in the end it doesn't matter
Title: Re: ITT we talk about sex
Post by: demi on September 07, 2008, 07:19:06 PM: Quote from: Sec. of Defense James Heller on September 07, 2008, 07:04:26 PM
I've looked at that type of porn but it was merely out of curiosity, not because I wasn't sure I was straight. I just wanted to see if Peter North really did gay porn back in the day

Uh huh
Title: Re: ITT we talk about sex
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 07, 2008, 09:39:16 PM: I had sex today. It was ok.
Title: Re: ITT we talk about sex
Post by: Bildi on September 07, 2008, 10:07:51 PM: I didn't have sex today. It was not ok.
Title: Re: ITT we talk about sex
Post by: Trent Dole on September 07, 2008, 10:08:39 PM: Quote from: The Experiment on September 07, 2008, 09:39:16 PM
I had sex today. It was ok.
I beat off twice, oh yeah.
Title: Re: ITT we talk about sex
Post by: Bildi on September 07, 2008, 10:11:27 PM: Uh oh, I just realised I can't spank because I cut my middle finger yesterday and I won't be able to bend it for a few days.

:omg
Title: Re: ITT we talk about sex
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 07, 2008, 10:58:27 PM: What happened to your other hand?
Title: Re: ITT we talk about sex
Post by: Bildi on September 07, 2008, 11:03:48 PM: It's used for working the mouse.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 07, 2008, 11:05:08 PM: I hear a good substitute for hand is croc anus.
Title: Re: ITT we talk about sex
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 07, 2008, 11:34:35 PM: has she given you a bj, and does she like looking at your dick?
Title: Re: ITT we talk about sex
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 07, 2008, 11:38:13 PM: Quote from: Green Shinobi on September 07, 2008, 11:25:54 PM
I had sex four times yesterday and twice this morning.

Ah, young love. My wife and I used to screw like rabbits non-stop when we started dating back in late 2003. We'd been together about a month or so when we took a 3-day weekend trip up to my family's cabin near Mt. Rainier. We never left the cabin nor saw the mountain. We had sex 15 times in a single day.

Fast forward 4 1/2 years and we're lucky if we have sex three or four times a week. Not that there's anything wrong with that, it's just interesting how things change when you get comfortable with each other over time.
Title: Re: ITT we talk about sex
Post by: muckhole on September 08, 2008, 12:20:41 AM: I didn't have sex tonight, because she has to work early in the morning. So I blue-balled it all the way to Evilbore.

Talk me off, motherfuckers.
Title: Re: ITT we talk about sex
Post by: Bildi on September 08, 2008, 12:32:54 AM: All over my chin baby.
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Post by: muckhole on September 08, 2008, 12:36:32 AM: :american
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Post by: Bildi on September 08, 2008, 12:44:46 AM: :-*

Just watch the eyes - it makes them go all red.
Title: Re: ITT we talk about sex
Post by: Bloodwake on September 08, 2008, 12:49:46 AM: I haven't had vaginal sex since April.

Last week though, a girl gave me a handjob.
Title: Re: ITT we talk about sex
Post by: siamesedreamer on September 08, 2008, 12:55:40 AM: Wait...Peter North did GAY PORN?

Da fuck? I don't think I'll ever watch that man bone the same way again.
Title: Re: ITT we talk about sex
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 08, 2008, 01:10:05 AM: Quote from: siamesedreamer on September 08, 2008, 12:55:40 AM
Wait...Peter North did GAY PORN?

Da fuck? I don't think I'll ever watch that man bone the same way again.

I thought this was super common knowledge by now?
Title: Re: ITT we talk about sex
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 08, 2008, 01:19:10 AM: Just look at him. Does this look like a man that's never taken a ride on a bologna pony?

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/95/Peter_North_Handclasp.jpg/478px-Peter_North_Handclasp.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT we talk about sex
Post by: BobbyRobby on September 08, 2008, 01:29:51 AM: Quote from: Green Shinobi on September 07, 2008, 03:21:52 AM
I was going to start a thread about this question, but I guess this thread will do: What do you guys do to last longer during sex? When I was in college, for whatever reason I could last 30 minutes easily. But with this Korean girlfriend, I'm finding myself only lasting 10 minutes or so. I'll think I'm doing well, but then she'll do something like dig her ankles into my lower back (from the missionary position, think about that for a second) and push my face right into her boobs and I'll just lose control pretty quickly. Plus she's pretty tight down there, so I'm getting a lot of friction. I'd like to be able to last longer with her. Any tips?

any time i was able to have sex for multiple hours, i was usually drunk to some degree and on some form of opiate.

Quote from: Nadal on September 07, 2008, 03:28:17 AM
sex on Adderall is the shit

(http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r126/Drewsy_photobucket/cool2-1.gif)

some of the most miserable experiences of my life took place trying to getting an erection on adderall. the stuff totally shrivels up my dick.
Title: Re: ITT we talk about sex
Post by: Greatness Gone on September 08, 2008, 01:32:42 AM: Quote from: distantmantra on September 08, 2008, 01:10:05 AM
Quote from: siamesedreamer on September 08, 2008, 12:55:40 AM
Wait...Peter North did GAY PORN?

Da fuck? I don't think I'll ever watch that man bone the same way again.

I thought this was super common knowledge by now?

wat wat wat wat wat

omg somebody with movie/clips of this PM it to me right now

i'm going to make a thread on 1gaychan asking for this
Title: Re: ITT we talk about sex
Post by: Kestastrophe on September 08, 2008, 10:46:02 AM: Quote from: siamesedreamer on September 08, 2008, 12:55:40 AM
Wait...Peter North did GAY PORN?

At least we still have Pierre Woodman.......right?

I had sex last night with my wife (does that even count?) and I lasted all of 2 minutes, if that. Then I went to sleep.

:piss Marathon Fuckers :piss2

Green Shinobi, you have any pics of your woman? She sounds like a nympho, which is awesome
Title: Re: ITT we talk about sex
Post by: DJ_Tet on September 08, 2008, 10:52:25 AM: I wanna hear about the gaf status cow cheating on her husband :lol
Title: Re: ITT we talk about sex
Post by: Bacon on September 08, 2008, 11:03:01 AM: You know when you pull your dick out of a chick's twat and it has those white slug trails on it? I love that.
Title: Re: ITT we talk about sex
Post by: Bacon on September 08, 2008, 11:26:45 AM: Did you two eat the rabbit?
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Post by: Reb on September 08, 2008, 11:38:34 AM: Pee makes you hungry.
Title: Re: ITT we talk about sex
Post by: Tundra on September 08, 2008, 12:00:17 PM: Quote from: Green Shinobi on September 08, 2008, 11:08:42 AM
Quote from: Kestastrophe on September 08, 2008, 10:46:02 AM
Green Shinobi, you have any pics of your woman? She sounds like a nympho, which is awesome

Here's one I took today with the two of us and the rabbit that I just bought.

(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i99/JFullerUCSB/IMG_2214smaller.jpg)

What a lovely rabbit..
Title: Re: ITT we talk about sex
Post by: Kestastrophe on September 08, 2008, 12:06:23 PM: Quote from: Green Shinobi on September 08, 2008, 11:08:42 AM
Quote from: Kestastrophe on September 08, 2008, 10:46:02 AM
Green Shinobi, you have any pics of your woman? She sounds like a nympho, which is awesome

Here's one I took today with the two of us and the rabbit that I just bought.

(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i99/JFullerUCSB/IMG_2214smaller.jpg)

Good shit man. Thanks for posting the pics, nice lady and wabbit
Title: Re: ITT we talk about sex
Post by: Bacon on September 08, 2008, 12:54:51 PM: Does she whimper during sex?
Title: Re: ITT we talk about sex
Post by: Brehvolution on September 08, 2008, 01:00:26 PM: Quote from: Kestastrophe on September 08, 2008, 10:46:02 AM
Quote from: siamesedreamer on September 08, 2008, 12:55:40 AM
Wait...Peter North did GAY PORN?

At least we still have Pierre Woodman.......right?

I had sex last night with my wife (does that even count?) and I lasted all of 2 minutes, if that. Then I went to sleep.

:piss Marathon Fuckers :piss2

Green Shinobi, you have any pics of your woman? She sounds like a nympho, which is awesome

Meh, how long have you been married? I'm going on 8 years and still pull 40 minute sessions like this past Saturday all the time. It might only take her 2 minutes to cum, but I like to take my time. ;)
Title: Re: ITT we talk about sex
Post by: Kestastrophe on September 08, 2008, 01:10:35 PM: Quote from: Zero Hero on September 08, 2008, 01:00:26 PM
Meh, how long have you been married? I'm going on 8 years and still pull 40 minute sessions like this past Saturday all the time. It might only take her 2 minutes to cum, but I like to take my time. ;)
3 months. I can last longer, but I usually don't because I get so excited.....agghh........I'm done. Don't really care cuz the wife's still satisfied, but sometimes I wish I could go longer. Gonna try the dick pinching trick next time. Any other suggestions
Title: Re: ITT we talk about sex
Post by: Bacon on September 08, 2008, 01:12:00 PM: Quote from: Green Shinobi on September 08, 2008, 01:00:01 PM
Quote from: Bacon on September 08, 2008, 12:54:51 PM
Does she whimper during sex?

Occasionally. Are all these things very common among Asian women?

Judging from the porn I have seen yes.

If you want to last longer, take your dick out during sex and give it a good hard slap or two.
Title: Re: ITT we talk about sex
Post by: Powerslave on September 08, 2008, 01:20:27 PM: Quote from: Bildi on September 07, 2008, 10:07:51 PM
I didn't have sex today. It was not ok.

same! :(
Title: Re: ITT we talk about sex
Post by: DJ_Tet on September 08, 2008, 01:21:09 PM: Quote from: Kestastrophe on September 08, 2008, 01:10:35 PM
Quote from: Zero Hero on September 08, 2008, 01:00:26 PM
Meh, how long have you been married? I'm going on 8 years and still pull 40 minute sessions like this past Saturday all the time. It might only take her 2 minutes to cum, but I like to take my time. ;)
3 months. I can last longer, but I usually don't because I get so excited.....agghh........I'm done. Don't really care cuz the wife's still satisfied, but sometimes I wish I could go longer. Gonna try the dick pinching trick next time. Any other suggestions

Wear a condom, cuts down on sensitivity. If that's not your problem then it's all mental.
Title: Re: ITT we talk about sex
Post by: Brehvolution on September 08, 2008, 01:21:29 PM: Quote from: Kestastrophe on September 08, 2008, 01:10:35 PM
Quote from: Zero Hero on September 08, 2008, 01:00:26 PM
Meh, how long have you been married? I'm going on 8 years and still pull 40 minute sessions like this past Saturday all the time. It might only take her 2 minutes to cum, but I like to take my time. ;)
3 months. I can last longer, but I usually don't because I get so excited.....agghh........I'm done. Don't really care cuz the wife's still satisfied, but sometimes I wish I could go longer. Gonna try the dick pinching trick next time. Any other suggestions

Think about something else like football or Rock Band charts. Practice makes perfect and over time you will become 'Tha Masta.'
Title: Re: ITT we talk about sex
Post by: Bacon on September 08, 2008, 01:27:34 PM: Quote from: DJ_Tet on September 08, 2008, 01:21:09 PM
Quote from: Kestastrophe on September 08, 2008, 01:10:35 PM
Quote from: Zero Hero on September 08, 2008, 01:00:26 PM
Meh, how long have you been married? I'm going on 8 years and still pull 40 minute sessions like this past Saturday all the time. It might only take her 2 minutes to cum, but I like to take my time. ;)
3 months. I can last longer, but I usually don't because I get so excited.....agghh........I'm done. Don't really care cuz the wife's still satisfied, but sometimes I wish I could go longer. Gonna try the dick pinching trick next time. Any other suggestions

Wear a condom, cuts down on sensitivity. If that's not your problem then it's all mental.

Only sailors wear condoms.
Title: Re: ITT we talk about sex
Post by: laesperanzapaz on September 08, 2008, 11:53:53 PM: Quote from: Green Shinobi on September 08, 2008, 11:08:42 AM
Quote from: Kestastrophe on September 08, 2008, 10:46:02 AM
Green Shinobi, you have any pics of your woman? She sounds like a nympho, which is awesome

Here's one I took today with the two of us and the rabbit that I just bought.

(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i99/JFullerUCSB/IMG_2214smaller.jpg)
holy

shit
Title: Re: ITT we talk about sex
Post by: Bildi on September 09, 2008, 12:35:29 AM: Quote from: Kestastrophe on September 08, 2008, 01:10:35 PM
Don't really care cuz the wife's still satisfied, but sometimes I wish I could go longer. Gonna try the dick pinching trick next time. Any other suggestions

I am deadly serious when I say: spank harder. Your penis will get more used to your vice-like grip, and a vagina will provide relatively less stimulation. Then you won't cum so quick.

Some people have the opposite problem to you due to spanking too hard... :-[
Title: Re: ITT we talk about sex
Post by: demi on September 09, 2008, 01:54:27 AM: I do love watching other people have sex