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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: MrAngryFace on September 08, 2008, 11:52:32 AM

Title: What a MONDAY: Under Siege
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 08, 2008, 11:52:32 AM: So I wake up this morning and the sun is up, light shooting through the blinds and hitting me in the eyes. I look at the window and SUDDENLY A LADDER SLAMS next to the window and a man appears! Feeling self conscious I get up and go into the living room, but I had left the patio blinds open. Two men are on my patio tearing it down! AHHHH!

Working from home today will take all my focus, if it isnt people ripping pieces of my apartment off the wall, its the table-saws, hammers, and whatever fucking else is making that racket out there. The foor even shakes! The whole package!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Title: Re: What a MONDAY: Under Siege
Post by: T234 on September 08, 2008, 12:50:29 PM: Today's awful ain't it?
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Post by: MrAngryFace on September 08, 2008, 12:56:47 PM: AHHHHHHHH
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Post by: MrAngryFace on September 08, 2008, 01:00:16 PM: I think theyre just hitting my walls with a hammer now
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Post by: Brehvolution on September 08, 2008, 01:23:59 PM: Tell them you just called the board of immigration.
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Post by: ToxicAdam on September 08, 2008, 01:26:04 PM: Why isn't this thread about Steven Segal?
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Post by: MrAngryFace on September 08, 2008, 01:29:21 PM: If he were here he'd kick some ass. Got a fucking headache from all this fukin NOISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Post by: Tauntaun on September 08, 2008, 01:34:33 PM: Quote from: MrAngryFace on September 08, 2008, 01:00:16 PM
I think theyre just hitting my walls with a hammer now

What if they're drilling holes in the wall so they can DRILL the wall with their penises and cum INSIDE your walls to rot them out?!??!? :o :o :o
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Post by: MrAngryFace on September 08, 2008, 01:34:52 PM: That'd be fucked up.
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Post by: Reb on September 08, 2008, 01:43:15 PM: I lolled.
Title: Re: What a MONDAY: Under Siege
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 08, 2008, 01:55:58 PM: what if their penises actually ARE tetsuo-style drills and they're COMING FOR YOU to make agonizing stop-motion constructo-fuck
Title: Re: What a MONDAY: Under Siege
Post by: Tauntaun on September 08, 2008, 02:02:19 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on September 08, 2008, 01:55:58 PM
what if their penises actually ARE tetsuo-style drills and they're COMING FOR YOU to make agonizing stop-motion constructo-fuck

I hadn't thought of this possibility. Hmmm...MAF you need to order giant teething vaginas STAT!
Title: Re: What a MONDAY: Under Siege
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 08, 2008, 02:04:09 PM: I just took a bunch of advil. Insomnia + daytime construction = oh noes
Title: Re: What a MONDAY: Under Siege
Post by: Tauntaun on September 08, 2008, 02:31:45 PM: Insomnia is teh sux. My wife often has a hard time falling asleep. Me I'm just sick this munday. :maf Colds suck.
Title: Re: What a MONDAY: Under Siege
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 08, 2008, 02:39:24 PM: Yeah its been 4 nights now, if I could just a good 5 hour block sometime soon it would be nice.
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Post by: Brehvolution on September 08, 2008, 03:06:57 PM: When all else fails, trust alcohol.
Title: Re: What a MONDAY: Under Siege
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 08, 2008, 03:08:45 PM: cant drink booze or coffee anymore
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Post by: Tauntaun on September 08, 2008, 03:09:09 PM: Quote from: MrAngryFace on September 08, 2008, 02:39:24 PM
Yeah its been 4 nights now, if I could just a good 5 hour block sometime soon it would be nice.

:(
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Post by: Brehvolution on September 08, 2008, 03:10:37 PM: Drugz?
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Title: Re: What a MONDAY: Under Siege
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 08, 2008, 03:12:33 PM: nope
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Post by: Brehvolution on September 08, 2008, 03:15:57 PM: Chug 4 OZ. of Robotussin DM.
Title: Re: What a MONDAY: Under Siege
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 08, 2008, 08:12:09 PM: why the FUCK didnt they replace ALL the windows today. There's still one left! Wtf!
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Post by: drozmight on September 08, 2008, 08:42:58 PM: Are they all Steven Segal?
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Post by: Brehvolution on September 08, 2008, 09:00:36 PM: Quote from: MrAngryFace on September 08, 2008, 08:12:09 PM
why the FUCK didnt they replace ALL the windows today. There's still one left! Wtf!

Was that the one.... to your soul? :-*
Title: Re: What a MONDAY: Under Siege
Post by: muckhole on September 08, 2008, 10:05:08 PM: Quote from: MrAngryFace on September 08, 2008, 08:12:09 PM
why the FUCK didnt they replace ALL the windows today. There's still one left! Wtf!

Tomorrow morning, when the ladder hits the wall, rush naked to that one window and pull the blinds down. Real slow.
Title: Re: What a MONDAY: Under Siege
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 08, 2008, 10:05:41 PM: haha, ill stand on a chair first, so they just see a big dick in their face.
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Post by: Tauntaun on September 09, 2008, 04:17:33 PM: Quote from: MrAngryFace on September 08, 2008, 10:05:41 PM
haha, ill stand on a chair first, so they just see a big dick in their face.

Are your windows magnifiers?

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Title: Re: What a MONDAY: Under Siege
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 09, 2008, 04:40:29 PM: why burn me? ILL BURN U WITH BAN! BOOM
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Post by: Tauntaun on September 10, 2008, 02:47:12 PM: Quote from: MrAngryFace on September 09, 2008, 04:40:29 PM
why burn me? ILL BURN U WITH BAN! BOOM

You may burn me, but I'll tear your butthole apart. :-*

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Title: Re: What a MONDAY: Under Siege
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 10, 2008, 06:29:18 PM: Quote from: Tauntaun on September 10, 2008, 02:47:12 PM
Quote from: MrAngryFace on September 09, 2008, 04:40:29 PM
why burn me? ILL BURN U WITH BAN! BOOM

You may burn me, but I'll tear your butthole apart. :-*

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I hear it's all gridlocked.
Title: Re: What a MONDAY: Under Siege
Post by: Tauntaun on September 10, 2008, 06:32:01 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on September 10, 2008, 06:29:18 PM
Quote from: Tauntaun on September 10, 2008, 02:47:12 PM
Quote from: MrAngryFace on September 09, 2008, 04:40:29 PM
why burn me? ILL BURN U WITH BAN! BOOM

You may burn me, but I'll tear your butthole apart. :-*

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I hear it's all gridlocked.

His ass or the house? :-* If it's the ass, no prob, I've got a steel stiffy! :punch