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Title: When old friends strike: Facebook dangers
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 08, 2008, 07:07:24 PM
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Hey,

How the heck are you....I remeber writing in your notebook, thats funny that it popped up now and that you didn't just throw it out..wow!!! So what have you been up to? Are you in school or out or what???? Have you married someone..that seems to be the thing to do nowadays, don't ask me why....lol But it's great to hear from you. TTYL
 

well, she got straight to the point

Title: Re: When old friends strike: Facebook dangers
Post by: TVC15 on September 08, 2008, 07:11:09 PM
Aren't you only 21 or 22?  And she's sorta expecting you to be married?
Title: Re: When old friends strike: Facebook dangers
Post by: Greatness Gone on September 08, 2008, 07:13:22 PM
She obviously wants to meet you for some quick and dirty sex. Do it.
Title: Re: When old friends strike: Facebook dangers
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 08, 2008, 07:14:49 PM
she wants yer little brown schtupper in her unwashed whitebread cornhole. do it.
Title: Re: When old friends strike: Facebook dangers
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 08, 2008, 07:17:22 PM
Aren't you only 21 or 22?  And she's sorta expecting you to be married?

I'm 21. We live in the same city in Michigan. Unless she's living in a trailer park/projects I don't understand where's she's coming from about marriage being "the in thing" now.

And to make things worse...she's apparently conservative and very christian now. sigh. She got kicked out of school after a few months but during the time we were together I thought she was very cool
Title: Re: When old friends strike: Facebook dangers
Post by: Greatness Gone on September 08, 2008, 07:19:22 PM
Is she white?
Title: Re: When old friends strike: Facebook dangers
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 08, 2008, 07:21:08 PM
Black. She's lost a lot of weight too. hm.

I always though she had the cutest smile ever
Title: Re: When old friends strike: Facebook dangers
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 08, 2008, 07:23:14 PM
Women like smileys and ellipsis.

Title: Re: When old friends strike: Facebook dangers
Post by: Greatness Gone on September 08, 2008, 07:28:00 PM
Black. She's lost a lot of weight too. hm.

I always though she had the cutest smile ever

Sometimes when I look at a smiling man I usually imagine his face drenched in semen. Do you do that too?

Get on it, fast. Unless she has stretch marks or something. /barf
Title: Re: When old friends strike: Facebook dangers
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 08, 2008, 07:32:53 PM
Considering her religion/conservatism I doubt she's looking to hook up like that, but clearly she's interested in dating (eh). I wonder if she'll try re-converting me to religion :/
Title: Re: When old friends strike: Facebook dangers
Post by: demi on September 08, 2008, 07:37:59 PM
:lol re-converting
Title: Re: When old friends strike: Facebook dangers
Post by: jiji on September 08, 2008, 07:55:46 PM
I lost touch with most people I knew in high school once I started college, aside from a few weddings I went to. (Yes, weddings at 21-23. Welcome to Utah.) Anyway, I skipped my 10-year reunion, and nobody's tried contacting me since. *knocks on wood*
Title: Re: When old friends strike: Facebook dangers
Post by: cool breeze on September 08, 2008, 07:59:59 PM
I just don't use Facebook or Myspace.  For all I know, my inbox is full of shit, but I never checked it.  Last time I did there were a few people from HS trying to get me to be friends with them or something on the site.  Actually, the weirdest one was my friend's younger sister trying to add me.  I just stopped going and hopefully they forgot about me.

Title: Re: When old friends strike: Facebook dangers
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 08, 2008, 08:06:51 PM
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I'm doing good how about you? Right now I'm at EMU majoring in accounting which is boring. No, I'm not married; I'm about 10 years too young for that ha

What have you been up to?

We'll see where this goes. The funny thing is that I know about 5 Christian chicks who have asked me about marriage, or their moms have asked me about it; my grandma has also been trying to get me to go out with this overweight choir singer from her church for years. I'd imagine many religious people marry young but jeez
Title: Re: When old friends strike: Facebook dangers
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 08, 2008, 08:11:19 PM
At this point, I'd become a wicca for some pussy.
Title: Re: When old friends strike: Facebook dangers
Post by: jiji on September 08, 2008, 08:13:14 PM
Seems like a lot of wiccans are into polyamory. 

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Title: Re: When old friends strike: Facebook dangers
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 08, 2008, 08:18:17 PM
Seems like a lot of wiccans are into polyamory. 

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How do wiccans find anyone to love them, let alone multiple people.

I guess other wiccans, but still.
Title: Re: When old friends strike: Facebook dangers
Post by: etiolate on September 08, 2008, 08:48:01 PM
Aren't you only 21 or 22?  And she's sorta expecting you to be married?

It is still pretty common. Marriage and kids is the prime goal of many people. Amongst people I grew up with, I am the odd one out by still being unmarried or without kids.
Title: Re: When old friends strike: Facebook dangers
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 08, 2008, 08:49:54 PM
but you're workin on it ya sexy lucky man you :bow
Title: Re: When old friends strike: Facebook dangers
Post by: etiolate on September 08, 2008, 09:08:47 PM
oh man scary

I have turned down a marriage proposal before. I was never in a rush and everyone who did marry and have kids right away now has this trapped and longing look in their eye.
Title: Re: When old friends strike: Facebook dangers
Post by: Brehvolution on September 08, 2008, 09:20:36 PM
You are supposed to have kids when you are young. That way when they are old enough and doing their own shit, you are still young enough and can still cool, active shit too. By time I'm 45, my youngest will be 15 and I'll be traveling the globe on a jet pack.
Title: Re: When old friends strike: Facebook dangers
Post by: TVC15 on September 08, 2008, 09:36:57 PM
You are supposed to have kids when you are young. That way when they are old enough and doing their own shit, you are still young enough and can still cool, active shit too. By time I'm 45, my youngest will be 15 and I'll be traveling the globe on a jet pack.

Have you ever actually seen a 15 year old?  They are all intolerable and obnoxious.  Kids fucking suck.
Title: Re: When old friends strike: Facebook dangers
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 08, 2008, 09:47:18 PM
kids are a decent emergency food source if you fatten them up on only the finest of fast foods
Title: Re: When old friends strike: Facebook dangers
Post by: TVC15 on September 08, 2008, 09:56:07 PM
Cohen, have a baby and give it to me.
Title: Re: When old friends strike: Facebook dangers
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 08, 2008, 10:10:15 PM
:bow :bow heir to the xfag empire :bow2 :bow2
Title: Re: When old friends strike: Facebook dangers
Post by: Brehvolution on September 08, 2008, 10:22:02 PM
You are supposed to have kids when you are young. That way when they are old enough and doing their own shit, you are still young enough and can still cool, active shit too. By time I'm 45, my youngest will be 15 and I'll be traveling the globe on a jet pack.

Have you ever actually seen a 15 year old?  They are all intolerable and obnoxious.  Kids fucking suck.

They are only 15, once. I'll probably be hating his music and stealing his weed. :'(
:age
Title: Re: When old friends strike: Facebook dangers
Post by: Fresh Prince on September 08, 2008, 10:24:27 PM
Tweens are the most obnoxious. Worse if they're a girl.
Title: Re: When old friends strike: Facebook dangers
Post by: TVC15 on September 08, 2008, 10:26:20 PM
If I had a daughter, I'd just inject a turkey baster-sized syringe filled with pure testosterone into each of her ovaries to kill the fucking things before they ruin her (and my) life.  It's the only way to be sure.
Title: Re: When old friends strike: Facebook dangers
Post by: Himu on September 08, 2008, 11:09:40 PM
Aren't you only 21 or 22?  And she's sorta expecting you to be married?

I'm 21. We live in the same city in Michigan. Unless she's living in a trailer park/projects I don't understand where's she's coming from about marriage being "the in thing" now.

And to make things worse...she's apparently conservative and very christian now. sigh. She got kicked out of school after a few months but during the time we were together I thought she was very cool

Are you fucking serious? Almost every chick I knew from HS is either 1. married or 2. pregnant 3. single with a kid or 4. married/dating some guy and has a kid.

Almost ALL of them have kids.

And I know tons of ppl I knew back then married or whatever mostly because of unexpected pregnancies.
Title: Re: When old friends strike: Facebook dangers
Post by: Brehvolution on September 08, 2008, 11:15:39 PM
temporary discomfort<years of happiness. Congrats big D. :)
Title: Re: When old friends strike: Facebook dangers
Post by: tiesto on September 08, 2008, 11:17:03 PM
And to make things worse...she's apparently conservative and very christian now. sigh.

Take my advice and stay away. Trust me on this...

Not one of my friends (all in the 25-28 age range) have kids, and only one couple is married (the husband and wife don't even live together, they live with their respective families, it's a long story), a few are engaged with weddings for '09 and '10, and none of them live out on their own. I guess that's what happens when you live in an area with an insanely high cost of living.
Title: Re: When old friends strike: Facebook dangers
Post by: cool breeze on September 08, 2008, 11:17:28 PM
If I ever did have a kid, he would receive the full John Conner treatment.
Title: Re: When old friends strike: Facebook dangers
Post by: Himu on September 08, 2008, 11:17:49 PM
Everytime the missus gets sick in the morning i shit myself and am unable to function for days.  I'm in constant terror of it :-\

 :lol
Title: Re: When old friends strike: Facebook dangers
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 08, 2008, 11:18:55 PM
Aren't you only 21 or 22?  And she's sorta expecting you to be married?

I'm 21. We live in the same city in Michigan. Unless she's living in a trailer park/projects I don't understand where's she's coming from about marriage being "the in thing" now.

And to make things worse...she's apparently conservative and very christian now. sigh. She got kicked out of school after a few months but during the time we were together I thought she was very cool

Are you fucking serious? Almost every chick I knew from HS is either 1. married or 2. pregnant 3. single with a kid or 4. married/dating some guy and has a kid.

Almost ALL of them have kids.

And I know tons of ppl I knew back then married or whatever mostly because of unexpected pregnancies.

You did go to school with Mups though so a bunch of pregnant girls is to be expected. 
Title: Re: When old friends strike: Facebook dangers
Post by: Himu on September 08, 2008, 11:19:36 PM
Some of them are black though, and he's not into dat.
Title: Re: When old friends strike: Facebook dangers
Post by: muckhole on September 08, 2008, 11:31:13 PM
Everytime the missus gets sick in the morning i shit myself and am unable to function for days.  I'm in constant terror of it :-\

Totally. My current gf hasn't gone through anything like that yet, but my last gf...sick mornings, late periods. I probably lost a few years off my life worrying back then.

And the capper was when she thought it would be hillarious to "April Fools" me by telling me she was pregnant, then flying off the handle because I was at no point "happy for us".
Title: Re: When old friends strike: Facebook dangers
Post by: Positive Touch on September 09, 2008, 12:47:21 AM
Everytime the missus gets sick in the morning i shit myself and am unable to function for days.  I'm in constant terror of it :-\

why don't you just get some snippy snippy action down there?
Title: Re: When old friends strike: Facebook dangers
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 09, 2008, 12:49:08 AM
There was a pamphlet at my doctors office that had a no knife no needle vasectomy technique.
Title: Re: When old friends strike: Facebook dangers
Post by: muckhole on September 09, 2008, 12:56:15 AM
Yeah, this winter is muckhole-neuter season. I've put it off longer than I should have to begin with.

There was a pamphlet at my doctors office that had a no knife no needle vasectomy technique.

I've heard a few scary stories about the reliability of this procedure, but I haven't really done any real research yet.
Title: Re: When old friends strike: Facebook dangers
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 09, 2008, 12:59:04 AM
i got my balls hacked open a couple weeks ago for the ol' neutering process and MAN having lidocaine stabbed straight into your sackboy is NOT a fun thing
Title: Re: When old friends strike: Facebook dangers
Post by: muckhole on September 09, 2008, 01:06:46 AM
Yeah, I'm not really looking forward to it, which is likely why I've put it off for so long.

I've been hoping that positioning my junk near the microwave every time I use it will sterilize me first.
Title: Re: When old friends strike: Facebook dangers
Post by: The Sceneman on September 09, 2008, 02:14:12 AM
she wants yer little brown schtupper in her unwashed whitebread cornhole. do it.

lol I cant remember the last Prole post Ive read that wasnt 'put it in her pooper' or words to that effect

good work  :-*
Title: Re: When old friends strike: Facebook dangers
Post by: T-Short on September 09, 2008, 03:43:52 AM
facebook dangers for rizzle, PD just added me
Title: Re: When old friends strike: Facebook dangers
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 11, 2008, 07:08:35 PM
Ok, wtf

her
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Well that's good, I hope your not thinging about that stuff yet...lol I am doing great I just moved back home from Grand Rapids and life is good so far, I wish that I had more money but oh well...I am taking some classes at WCC. So how much longer for you? its so good to hear from you. Talk to you soon.

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I wish I had more money as well; I've been a full time student forever, I'm gonna try to get a job soon.

I have a year and a half left or so. I changed my major so I had more ground to cover up but it's no big deal. How's WCC these days? They've been doing a lot of remodeling but I haven't been inside the buildings in ages

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Actuall its pretty cool a lot of the things thatwere there when we went to tmc are gone or changed, but for the most part the building has stayed the same. I cant believe that the old crazy man still works there...lol. I need money, I'm tried of being broke all the time...lol so do you have any plans for this wkend?

Is she trying to send me a signal, I don't know. Maybe I've watched too many vintage porn videos

should i meet her this weekend
Title: Re: When old friends strike: Facebook dangers
Post by: muckhole on September 11, 2008, 07:13:33 PM
Only if you want to change you username to "SugarDaDDy6534".

Or, "NewDAD21".
Title: Re: When old friends strike: Facebook dangers
Post by: demi on September 11, 2008, 07:34:42 PM
is she black? would explain a lot from those three quotes
Title: Re: When old friends strike: Facebook dangers
Post by: Brehvolution on September 11, 2008, 08:52:36 PM
i got my balls hacked open a couple weeks ago for the ol' neutering process and MAN having lidocaine stabbed straight into your sackboy is NOT a fun thing

Welcome to the club.  :'(

I was wincing pretty hard at one point and the nurse was like, "you can feel that?" SMH
Title: Re: When old friends strike: Facebook dangers
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 11, 2008, 08:54:27 PM
I thought women were supposed to be more subtle.