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Title: You ever want to slap someone in the face with your penis?
Post by: Tauntaun on September 09, 2008, 04:13:01 PM: I mean really, just walk up behind them, unzip, whip it out and commence to beat them with your shlong? Also, would you prefer to do it hard for maximum damage for flaccid so it'd be harder for them to grab and snap it off? :-* I'd totally beat someone with my hard cock then bust a nut on their head and beat them with my flaccid penis. :punch I'm hardcore.
Title: Re: You ever want to slap someone in the face with your penis?
Post by: Tauntaun on September 09, 2008, 04:15:11 PM: You people need to vote and tell me who you'd slap, maybe a boss or coworker.
Title: Re: You ever want to slap someone in the face with your penis?
Post by: Reb on September 09, 2008, 04:18:04 PM: Somewhere between hard and flaccid for optimum slapping force. Hard is unwieldy, soft is just too soft.

Also, Mupepe.
Title: Re: You ever want to slap someone in the face with your penis?
Post by: Tauntaun on September 09, 2008, 04:19:47 PM: Hmm, I didn't think of an in between, that can be the Mups option. Good thinking friend.
Title: Re: You ever want to slap someone in the face with your penis?
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on September 09, 2008, 04:27:17 PM: Yeah I think a soft-on would be the best approach.
Title: Re: You ever want to slap someone in the face with your penis?
Post by: demi on September 09, 2008, 04:29:37 PM: Probably with a half-stiffy, a chub. Get that nice flexilibity with the limber arc that only a chub can provide.
Title: Re: You ever want to slap someone in the face with your penis?
Post by: Bildi on September 09, 2008, 06:05:31 PM: I too went for the semi (Mupepe) option. I think it would wrap around their face in a very satisfying manner, while still giving an appropriate "thwump".
Title: Re: You ever want to slap someone in the face with your penis?
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 09, 2008, 06:10:12 PM: It needs to have approximately the same rigidity as a rubber hose in order to deliver a proper penile beat-down.
Title: Re: You ever want to slap someone in the face with your penis?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 09, 2008, 06:19:22 PM: semi-flaccid, right after a good ass pounding, so you you can leave a neopolitan-style poo+blood+cum trail 'cross their cheek
Title: Re: You ever want to slap someone in the face with your penis?
Post by: Tundra on September 09, 2008, 06:28:12 PM: I voted flaccid, it's so much more embarassing for both. (as if i had a choice :cookiem ).
Title: Re: You ever want to slap someone in the face with your penis?
Post by: muckhole on September 09, 2008, 06:28:39 PM: I went Mupepe, but the reality is I have neither length nor girth for any of the above. I can just wag it like a schnauzer tail. :'(

Also, spellcheck wants to change Mupepe to "Muppet" :cookiem
Title: Re: You ever want to slap someone in the face with your penis?
Post by: cool breeze on September 09, 2008, 06:31:35 PM: All the time, but only when it is flaccid.
Title: Re: You ever want to slap someone in the face with your penis?
Post by: Bildi on September 09, 2008, 06:34:15 PM: Quote from: muckhole on September 09, 2008, 06:28:39 PM
I went Mupepe, but the reality is I have neither length nor girth for any of the above. I can just wag it like a schnauzer tail. :'(

Also, spellcheck wants to change Mupepe to "Muppet" :cookiem

:rofl Schnauzer tail.

I went with Mupepe because I don't think I could get close enough to make contact if I were completely flaccid. :(
Title: Re: You ever want to slap someone in the face with your penis?
Post by: TVC15 on September 09, 2008, 06:38:43 PM: I want tauntaun to slap me in the prostate with his penis.
Title: Re: You ever want to slap someone in the face with your penis?
Post by: Powerslave on September 09, 2008, 06:40:38 PM: Quote from: Bildi on September 09, 2008, 06:05:31 PM
I too went for the semi (Mupepe) option. I think it would wrap around their face in a very satisfying manner, while still giving an appropriate "thwump".

Described it perfectly, can't add much more to this :-*
Title: Re: You ever want to slap someone in the face with your penis?
Post by: siamesedreamer on September 09, 2008, 08:36:38 PM: Y'all don't do this to your wives?

Guess I'm a lucky guy. ;)
Title: Re: You ever want to slap someone in the face with your penis?
Post by: demi on September 09, 2008, 09:06:11 PM: Our wives arent COCKFIEND SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTS
Title: Re: You ever want to slap someone in the face with your penis?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 09, 2008, 09:11:51 PM: My buddy likes to chase his wife around the bedroom and cock whip her. Every time he gets drunk he tells us this story.
Title: Re: You ever want to slap someone in the face with your penis?
Post by: Tauntaun on September 10, 2008, 02:10:43 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on September 09, 2008, 06:38:43 PM
I want tauntaun to slap me in the prostate with his penis.

:o

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Quote from: demi on September 09, 2008, 09:06:11 PM
Our wives arent COCKFIEND SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTS

:rofl
Title: Re: You ever want to slap someone in the face with your penis?
Post by: lordmaji on September 10, 2008, 02:54:03 PM: yep, slapped several bitches in the face w/ my penis.

"TAKE THAT BITCH!"

oh... and Mupepe. :) :-*
Title: Re: You ever want to slap someone in the face with your penis?
Post by: Bacon on September 10, 2008, 02:59:41 PM: I want to get slapped with a long clit.
Title: Re: You ever want to slap someone in the face with your penis?
Post by: Tauntaun on September 10, 2008, 03:08:43 PM: Quote from: Bacon on September 10, 2008, 02:59:41 PM
I want to get slapped with a long clit.

Talk to Junpei.