THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Great Rumbler on September 10, 2008, 05:23:42 PM

Title: You can put lipstick on a pig...
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 10, 2008, 05:23:42 PM
It's something new every single day and it's driving me crazy. Could we please just talk about the real issues? Apparently not, because every time I turn on CNN or Fox News or whatever they're talking about one side of the other being outraged by something that the other side said or did. Oh noes, Obama said something or Palin's teenage daughter is pregnant. If I wanted to listen to slop like that I'd turn on TMZ or Entertainment Tonight.

The longer this fiasco goes on the less and less I want to vote for any party involved. I may as well just throw my vote away on some third party that won't even get more than 1% of the vote in a single state so I can at least complain for the next four years. At least it would make me feel better about the whole process...

Either that or I'll just get my ballet and write "NO" in large, bold letter across the front.
Title: Re: You can put lipstick on a pig...
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 10, 2008, 05:24:45 PM
Gotta keep those voters distracted from the issues, cause you know, they might vote for the other guy if they learned something new!

Yes, it's driving me nuts, too.
Title: Re: You can put lipstick on a pig...
Post by: BobbyRobby on September 10, 2008, 05:28:18 PM
The longer this fiasco goes on the less and less I want to vote for any party involved. I may as well just throw my vote away on some third party that won't even get more than 1% of the vote in a single state so I can at least complain for the next four years. At least it would make me feel better about the whole process...

you definitely should.  send a message
Title: Re: You can put lipstick on a pig...
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 10, 2008, 05:32:12 PM
might as well fuck the pig
Title: You can put lipstick on a pig...
Post by: Barry Egan on September 10, 2008, 05:37:18 PM
...but at least I don't plaster on the make-up like a trollop, you cunt.
Title: Re: You can put lipstick on a pig...
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 10, 2008, 05:41:41 PM
The longer this fiasco goes on the less and less I want to vote for any party involved. I may as well just throw my vote away on some third party that won't even get more than 1% of the vote in a single state so I can at least complain for the next four years. At least it would make me feel better about the whole process...

you definitely should.  send a message

I'm seriously considering it!

:piss Two-Party System :piss2

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...but at least I don't plaster on the make-up like a trollop, you cunt.

lol
Title: Re: You can put lipstick on a pig...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 10, 2008, 06:20:05 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3032553/

Chris Matthews fucking owns this entire story
Title: Re: You can put lipstick on a pig...
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 10, 2008, 06:22:21 PM
"Are there really five blades shaving my legs? WOW!"
Title: Re: You can put lipstick on a pig...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 10, 2008, 06:23:27 PM
"Are there really five blades shaving my legs? WOW!"

"i luv rubbing my legs together"
Title: Re: You can put lipstick on a pig...
Post by: Tauntaun on September 10, 2008, 06:28:34 PM
"Are there really five blades shaving my legs? WOW!"

"i luv rubbing my legs together"

Men should not shave their legs!  :wag
Title: Re: You can put lipstick on a pig...
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 10, 2008, 06:32:44 PM
Its the commercial on msnbc video
Title: Re: You can put lipstick on a pig...
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 10, 2008, 06:34:49 PM
Obama shoulda said Lipstick on a Fig
Title: Re: You can put lipstick on a pig...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 10, 2008, 06:34:59 PM
"it feels just like butter"
Title: Re: You can put lipstick on a pig...
Post by: Tauntaun on September 10, 2008, 06:38:33 PM
"it feels just like butter"

That's what she said... :-* ..... ??? ....wait...
Title: Re: You can put lipstick on a pig...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 10, 2008, 06:41:03 PM
i keep thinking she's saying "penis embrace"
Title: Re: You can put lipstick on a pig...
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 10, 2008, 06:55:52 PM
I always thought that Hulk Hogan should be President. His cabinet could be made up of other wrestlers. They'd go to summits and if anyone disagreed with their plans they'd hit them folding chairs, bodyslam them through tables and so on.
Title: Re: You can put lipstick on a pig...
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on September 10, 2008, 10:20:03 PM
I always thought that Hulk Hogan should be President. His cabinet could be made up of other wrestlers. They'd go to summits and if anyone disagreed with their plans they'd hit them folding chairs, bodyslam them through tables and so on.
Putin would have to make The Iron Shiek his undersecretary I assume.

Also your foolish plan more or less hands over control of the world to Mexico and their powerful stable of Luchadores.  We can't beat that.  Do you want to live in a world controlled by Mexico, and ride a burro to work everyday or something.  C'mon man.
Title: Re: You can put lipstick on a pig...
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 10, 2008, 11:05:25 PM
I always thought that Hulk Hogan should be President. His cabinet could be made up of other wrestlers. They'd go to summits and if anyone disagreed with their plans they'd hit them folding chairs, bodyslam them through tables and so on.
Putin would have to make The Iron Shiek his undersecretary I assume.

Also your foolish plan more or less hands over control of the world to Mexico and their powerful stable of Luchadores.  We can't beat that.  Do you want to live in a world controlled by Mexico, and ride a burro to work everyday or something.  C'mon man.

Hogan and Macho Man could take an entire legion of Luchardores! Don't you dare suggest otherwise!!
Title: Re: You can put lipstick on a pig...
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 10, 2008, 11:09:18 PM
I have a plan for the 2012 Presidential Primaries.  We'll turn it into a season of Flavor of Love.  Instead of having actual states vote on this nonsense, we'll have Flav award clocks to the candidates every other week until we're down to the last two, who will have to convince Flav why they should be the nominee for their party.  I suspect this would be the highest rated show in the history of anything.
Title: Re: You can put lipstick on a pig...
Post by: tiesto on September 11, 2008, 08:13:48 AM
"Are there really five blades shaving my legs? WOW!"

"i luv rubbing my legs together"

Men should not shave their legs!  :wag

And women should not shave their va-jay-jays :wag
Title: Re: You can put lipstick on a pig...
Post by: cool breeze on September 11, 2008, 08:43:37 AM
I had no idea what that meant until someone explained it in an unrelated thread.  I thought it meant hard issues to take care of, you know, because pigs are slippery and hard to put lipstick on.
Title: Re: You can put lipstick on a pig...
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 11, 2008, 09:39:25 AM
NOBAMA!

Shut yer yapper.  You're not even American, and you don't know what you're talking about regardless.
Title: Re: You can put lipstick on a pig...
Post by: ShogunOfFear on September 11, 2008, 10:01:24 AM
Pigs, pregnant teens in Alaska, oh we're off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of oz.
Title: Re: You can put lipstick on a pig...
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 11, 2008, 10:05:26 AM
Pigs, pregnant teens in Alaska, oh we're off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of oz.

Pay no attention to the book banning small town mayor behind the curtain, she is the great and all powerful PALIN!
Title: Re: You can put lipstick on a pig...
Post by: ShogunOfFear on September 11, 2008, 10:07:24 AM
Right because we must pay attention to Jesus  :punch

Not sure I follow your reply, I was saying the pig thing is bullshit just like the over covering story of a pregnant teen in Alaska.
Title: Re: You can put lipstick on a pig...
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 11, 2008, 10:09:34 AM
Right because we must pay attention to Jesus  :punch

Not sure I follow your reply, I was saying the pig thing is bullshit just like the over covering story of a pregnant teen in Alaska.

Oh no, I agree. 

But I also think that the public perception of "Sarah Palin" isn't really who Sarah Palin, Governor of Alaska, IS.
Title: Re: You can put lipstick on a pig...
Post by: Tauntaun on September 11, 2008, 10:22:04 AM
NOBAMA!

Shut yer yapper.  You're not even American, and you don't know what you're talking about regardless.

I know who I'd vote for I was an amuhricanur :-*

Me?  :hyper
Title: Re: You can put lipstick on a pig...
Post by: Reb on September 11, 2008, 10:23:57 AM
Mupepe.
Title: Re: You can put lipstick on a pig...
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 11, 2008, 10:34:31 AM
NOBAMA!

Shut yer yapper.  You're not even American, and you don't know what you're talking about regardless.

I know who I'd vote for I was an amuhricanur :-*

Well, thank Christ you're not.
Title: Re: You can put lipstick on a pig...
Post by: drozmight on September 11, 2008, 11:15:10 AM
image matters more than their stance on the issues.