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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Himu on September 11, 2008, 12:35:58 PM

Title: Fuck. this is IT. This roommate is about to get his ASS KICKED.
Post by: Himu on September 11, 2008, 12:35:58 PM
what kind of person TURNS OFF YOUR ALARM CLOCK, BUT DOESN'T WAKE YOU UP. Jesus Christ I am on the verge of kicking this kid's asss.
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Post by: lordmaji on September 11, 2008, 12:36:39 PM
tell him what's up man. stop fucking around.  :maf
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Post by: Himu on September 11, 2008, 12:38:11 PM
I JUST DID
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Post by: demi on September 11, 2008, 12:41:41 PM
You didnt do shit, you pussy bitch

Go play your Anime games
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Post by: Human Snorenado on September 11, 2008, 12:43:25 PM
You should take a crap on his bed next time he's out.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on September 11, 2008, 12:44:03 PM
Where do you people find these guys
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Post by: Kestastrophe on September 11, 2008, 12:45:43 PM
Texas
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Post by: TVC15 on September 11, 2008, 12:47:09 PM
Did he have an excuse?  He had to have had one, even if it's week.
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Post by: Kestastrophe on September 11, 2008, 12:53:23 PM
^lol "week", new meme

example: himu was week for not standing up to his roomie
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Post by: TVC15 on September 11, 2008, 12:56:13 PM
FUCK.
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Post by: lordmaji on September 11, 2008, 01:01:58 PM
I JUST DID

what'd you tell em?
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Post by: Kestastrophe on September 11, 2008, 01:04:26 PM
weeksauce
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Post by: demi on September 11, 2008, 01:06:51 PM
week in the knees
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Post by: Reb on September 11, 2008, 01:07:39 PM
Fuck up his alarm clock. Like, fuck it up with a baseball bat.

Don't be week.
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Post by: demi on September 11, 2008, 01:08:36 PM
himuro is weekhearted
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Post by: Eric P on September 11, 2008, 01:11:35 PM
i give it less than a weak for us to see more topics containing impotent rage at roommates
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Post by: MrAngryFace on September 11, 2008, 01:12:26 PM
HE MAKES ME SO MAD ARHGHGHGHHGHGHGHGHHGHG butiwontdoanythingaboutitlol
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Post by: demi on September 11, 2008, 01:12:53 PM
himuro is the new matlock
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Post by: Reb on September 11, 2008, 01:13:02 PM
He's gonna wreek havoc.
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Post by: Kestastrophe on September 11, 2008, 01:14:44 PM
shave your balls with his face razor
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Post by: Powerslave on September 11, 2008, 01:17:15 PM
weeklings

living by the week
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Post by: Himu on September 11, 2008, 01:27:33 PM
I put a dead frog in his bed, and I'm currently in the process of drinking all of his gatorade.

Tonight, when I get the chance, I'm unplugging his alarm clock.

I told him when I wake up, that the next time he turns off my alarm clock, without even waking me up, he'll be in a world of hurt since he caused me to miss class. I punched him in the stomach.

I am so angry. This has ruined my daily schedule!
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Post by: Powerslave on September 11, 2008, 01:28:31 PM
feed him some wead
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Post by: demi on September 11, 2008, 01:30:29 PM
I put a dead frog in his bed, and I'm currently in the process of drinking all of his gatorade.

Tonight, when I get the chance, I'm unplugging his alarm clock.

I told him when I wake up, that the next time he turns off my alarm clock, without even waking me up, he'll be in a world of hurt since he caused me to miss class. I punched him in the stomach.

I am so angry. This has ruined my daily schedule!

Fake, go back to GAF, loser
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Post by: Kestastrophe on September 11, 2008, 01:40:28 PM
I put a dead frog in his bed

Jokes on you, frogs carry syphillis
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Post by: MCD on September 11, 2008, 01:42:00 PM
he was concerned over your health, you should thank him.
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Post by: Himu on September 11, 2008, 01:42:18 PM
the other week a frog got caught in the door. It was smashed to bits and became a pancake. We put the corpse in a bag in the freezer because it was just too cool to not keep.
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Post by: demi on September 11, 2008, 01:42:41 PM
Also fake
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Post by: Himu on September 11, 2008, 01:43:06 PM
he was concerned over your health, you should thank him.

mcdragon, what's going on? How is viz?
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Post by: MCD on September 11, 2008, 01:44:27 PM
i'm sucking his dick as we speak.
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Post by: Reb on September 11, 2008, 01:45:37 PM
Fucking faking.
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Post by: Himu on September 11, 2008, 01:45:43 PM
how long is it
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 11, 2008, 01:45:47 PM
I'M SO HARDCORE I'LL PUT A SPELL FROG ON YOU
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Post by: Himu on September 11, 2008, 01:46:11 PM
how do i cast spell
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Post by: Powerslave on September 11, 2008, 01:46:41 PM
you equip materia
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Post by: Himu on September 11, 2008, 01:46:56 PM
Also fake

nuh uh i totally did it
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Post by: Himu on September 11, 2008, 01:47:30 PM
you equip materia

what spell
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Post by: DJ_Tet on September 11, 2008, 01:47:59 PM
tvc is a week speller




am I too late?
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Post by: Powerslave on September 11, 2008, 01:48:38 PM
you equip materia

what spell

Mini/frog.
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Post by: MCD on September 11, 2008, 01:51:12 PM
how long is it
it's a secret :shh

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and sorry, i'm only gay for viz.
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Post by: Jabberwocky on September 11, 2008, 01:51:54 PM
You still haven't told me what college you go to. U of H maybe? I live in Houston, too.

You don't have class tomorrow, do you? (Ike)
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Post by: Himu on September 11, 2008, 01:53:16 PM
Naw, i don't go to school in Houston, Nitro. We should hang out some time.
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Post by: Reb on September 11, 2008, 01:53:42 PM
Ok, pics or it didn't happen.
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Post by: Powerslave on September 11, 2008, 01:54:33 PM
himuro want to hang out with me we can smoke weed and talk about final fantasy
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 11, 2008, 01:55:50 PM
hanging with himu would probably just entail meeting him at his house and watching him play RPGs while he posts online. i doubt he'd say much of anything
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Post by: Reb on September 11, 2008, 01:57:07 PM
Say that again and he will punch you in the stomach.
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Post by: Kestastrophe on September 11, 2008, 01:57:22 PM
^
black on black crime
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Post by: Beardo on September 11, 2008, 01:58:13 PM
If I lived in a dorm and my lazy ass roommate was sleeping through his annoying alarm I would turn i off to. Get your ass up distinguished black fellow.
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Post by: Himu on September 11, 2008, 01:58:16 PM
hanging with himu would probably just entail meeting him at his house and watching him play RPGs while he posts online. i doubt he'd say much of anything

You forgot one key detail:

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fucking him up the ass
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 :-*
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Post by: Jabberwocky on September 11, 2008, 01:59:45 PM
Naw, i don't go to school in Houston, Nitro. We should hang out some time.

Wait, you don't live in Houston?

No weekend quickies then?  :hump :hump :hump
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Post by: Kestastrophe on September 11, 2008, 02:00:13 PM
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fucking him up the ass
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fHEuta?
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Post by: Powerslave on September 11, 2008, 02:03:07 PM
that's too bad
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Post by: Himu on September 11, 2008, 02:03:07 PM
Naw, i don't go to school in Houston, Nitro. We should hang out some time.

Wait, you don't live in Houston?

No weekend quickies then?  :hump :hump :hump

I go to school in florida, but my home is houston.
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Post by: GilloD on September 11, 2008, 02:19:01 PM
Pics.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 11, 2008, 03:15:23 PM
So you missed class, meh
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Post by: The Sceneman on September 11, 2008, 03:23:54 PM
hanging with himu would probably just entail meeting him at his house and watching him play RPGs while he posts online. i doubt he'd say much of anything

as opposed to hanging with you whch would be exactly the same minus the rpg part
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 11, 2008, 03:26:46 PM
My roommate and you're roommate should get together and just fuse into the ultimate fuckwad.  And than we can bannish them forever