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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on November 22, 2006, 05:31:12 PM

Title: James Bond was racist?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 22, 2006, 05:31:12 PM
I was talking to one of my friends today about Casino Royale and he said he hated the movie because it was racist. WTF?

Phoenix: Bond was not racist, are you crazy?
Emmanuel: No, the movie was. Notice how every black man in the movie was either an extremely acrobatic criminal, a drug seller, a gambler, or a common villian?
Phoenix: What about the CIA guy? He was a good, solid black character. You lose
Emmanuel: Dude, the CIA is a terrorist organization and is partly responsible for 911. So you lose
Phoenix: Fuck

What the hell? :lol

Title: Re: James Bond was racist?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 22, 2006, 05:32:09 PM
Yeah, Emmanuel is a fucking moron. ::)
Title: Re: James Bond was racist?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 22, 2006, 05:32:12 PM
He's a guy and his name is Emmanuel?  He loses.  If I read anything with Emmanuel in it, it'd be the title of a softcore porn film.
Title: Re: James Bond was racist?
Post by: donkey on November 22, 2006, 05:32:54 PM
"Bond, was a hero to most...."
Title: Re: James Bond was racist?
Post by: Polari on November 22, 2006, 05:33:15 PM
Emmanuel: No, the movie was. Notice how every black man in the movie was either an extremely acrobatic criminal, a drug seller, a gambler, or a common villian?

What other characters are there in a Bond film; Bond, Bond girls and MI5 staff aside?

I wouldn't be friends with someone named "Emmanuel" if I were you.
Title: Re: James Bond was racist?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 22, 2006, 05:33:24 PM
...but he never meant shit to me, as he's straight up RACIST...
Title: Re: James Bond was racist?
Post by: donkey on November 22, 2006, 05:34:35 PM
 :P
Title: Re: James Bond was racist?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 22, 2006, 05:34:57 PM
 :sp0rsk2
Title: Re: James Bond was racist?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 22, 2006, 05:36:04 PM
Hans is Mr Rogers compared to Emmanuel. My god.

This is the same shit he pulled about King Kong

Emmanuel: Peter Jackson is a modern day Walt Disney. There's not one black man in Lord of the Rings
Phoenix: Maybe that's because it happens in Europe before the slave trade!
Emmanuel: Stop making excuses for racists. King Kong is another racial ploy. A big black beast trying to get the white woman. Do you see what I'm implying?
Phoenix: Are you implying black people remind you of giant apes?
Emmanuel: No...why-
Phoenix: Well why does King Kong remind you of black people? Maybe you're racist and you don't know it
Emmanuel: ...1000 years of slavery have you fucked up Uncle Tom

 :lol
Title: Re: James Bond was racist?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 22, 2006, 05:37:12 PM
Walk Disney? :lol
Title: Re: James Bond was racist?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 22, 2006, 05:37:51 PM
FIXED :lol
Title: Re: James Bond was racist?
Post by: cubicle47b on November 22, 2006, 05:45:17 PM
Quote
If I read anything with Emmanuel in it, it'd be the title of a softcore porn film.

The would be Emmanuelle.  I suppose technically Emmanuel is in it, though.
Title: Re: James Bond was racist?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 22, 2006, 05:46:42 PM
Same difference! I want some female nudity, not conspiracy ghetto brotha talk!
Title: Re: James Bond was racist?
Post by: Disposable White Guy on November 22, 2006, 06:45:34 PM
In Bond's defense, everyone was a racist during the Cold War.  You just had to hate everyone just to make sure you were hating the Reds.
Title: Re: James Bond was racist?
Post by: Fresh Prince on November 22, 2006, 09:13:23 PM
He's a guy and his name is Emmanuel?  He loses.  If I read anything with Emmanuel in it, it'd be the title of a softcore porn film.
And Maurice would be the star :-*
Title: Re: James Bond was racist?
Post by: G The Resurrected on November 22, 2006, 09:51:58 PM
Ah question has there ever been a african american female as the lead bond girl?
Title: Re: James Bond was racist?
Post by: Cheebs on November 22, 2006, 09:53:49 PM
Ah question has there ever been a african american female as the lead bond girl?
(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/mgm/die_another_day/halle_berry/die_400.jpg)
Title: Re: James Bond was racist?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 22, 2006, 09:54:13 PM
Um, fappage....
Title: Re: James Bond was racist?
Post by: G The Resurrected on November 22, 2006, 09:55:31 PM
Ah question has there ever been a african american female as the lead bond girl?
(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/mgm/die_another_day/halle_berry/die_400.jpg)

Jesus i already forgot about her. Just goes to show how forgettable that movie was.
Title: Re: James Bond was racist?
Post by: Cheebs on November 22, 2006, 09:56:56 PM
Ah question has there ever been a african american female as the lead bond girl?
(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/mgm/die_another_day/halle_berry/die_400.jpg)

Jesus i already forgot about her. Just goes to show how forgettable that movie was.
And:
(http://www.zelluloid.de/images/szenen/39e20ec5a93a6.jpg)
Title: Re: James Bond was racist?
Post by: Error Macro on November 23, 2006, 02:58:38 AM
Ah question has there ever been a african american female as the lead bond girl?

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e5/GraceJonesAVFAK.jpg)

*shudder*
Title: Re: James Bond was racist?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 23, 2006, 10:01:41 AM
http://community.allhiphop.com/showthread.php?t=325363

BAM! :lol
Title: Re: James Bond was racist?
Post by: Cheebs on November 23, 2006, 10:03:45 AM
http://community.allhiphop.com/showthread.php?t=325363

BAM! :lol
:lol Does he realize Bond has been holding guns in posters for like 45 years?

Also bond is part of the GOVERNMENT. 50 Cent was ment to be a "gangsta"
Title: Re: James Bond was racist?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 23, 2006, 10:36:35 AM
Besides the fact that Bond is a fictional character... as is Fiddy Cent.
Title: Re: James Bond was racist?
Post by: Cheebs on November 23, 2006, 10:40:26 AM
the thing is bond holding a gun on a poster is someone in the military holding one. A bit different than a "gangsta"