I was fucking 2 hot chicks.
I was fucking 2 hot chicks.
No you weren't.
That was my first semester of college and I was at school. They let everyone out early to make us scared.
I didn't know PD was homeschooled, but that explains his virginity.
duckman - i always thought you were from Sweden for some reason.
911 is a joke in yo town
haha a bunch of people died
what was so important about 911
I was fucking 2 hot chicks.
No you weren't.
Fuck off, I was fucking 2 chicks and one of them accidentally hit the remote while I was fucking her in the ass and the news came on. We stopped and just watched as the second plane hit the tower. My dick was still in her ass..
Don't you live in NYC, TT?
Where you from?
Don't you live in NYC, TT?
Where you from?
I live in a suburb about 30 min from the city but as of Oct. 1st of this year I'll be living in Brooklyn. :-*
Don't you live in NYC, TT?
Where you from?
I live in a suburb about 30 min from the city but as of Oct. 1st of this year I'll be living in Brooklyn. :-*
depending on how my interview goes next friday, i could be living in manhattan a few blocks from MSG
I'm not too far from there. work wise.Don't you live in NYC, TT?
Where you from?
I live in a suburb about 30 min from the city but as of Oct. 1st of this year I'll be living in Brooklyn. :-*
depending on how my interview goes next friday, i could be living in manhattan a few blocks from MSG
I was nowhere near the incident.
I didn't see either plane hit live because I'm on west coast. I knew that people would actually freak out about it once I saw what bin laden looked like. He was like an unathletic, arab OJ simpson.
I was playing Total Annihilation when my (ex) GF called me and told me there were planes flying into the WTC.
I was at school playing basketball outside. I was like a white Micheal Jackson that day. Then all the teachers ran outside screaming "GET IN SIDE, THERE'S TERRORISTS ATTACKING THIS AREA". Of course all of the classes for my grade were outside so, that includes the distinguished mentally-challenged fellows. They thought terrorists was actually another word for Mexicans which started this huge yelling and pushing contest.
I lol'ed because of the sheer stupidity of the situation but then as the teachers started yelling back and forth at each other, I realized that it was quite possible that my entire family was dead. I found out that wasn't the case and that my dad took the cable box out of my room because of some bullshit.
Oh and my copy of Simpsons Wrestling was broken.
I was fucking 2 hot chicks.
No you weren't.
Fuck off, I was fucking 2 chicks and one of them accidentally hit the remote while I was fucking her in the ass and the news came on. We stopped and just watched as the second plane hit the tower. My dick was still in her ass..
So he was like OJ except he was completely unlike OJ?well that my point that even if you're obviously a murderer, people might give you the benefit of the doubt because people love athletes and people love not feeling racist towards black people. Bin Laden and OJ are complete opposites.