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Title: Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 14, 2008, 04:18:53 PM
http://politsk.blogspot.com/2008/09/sarah_13.html (http://politsk.blogspot.com/2008/09/sarah_13.html)


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if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:

Ammo Canal Palin
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator
Post by: Greatness Gone on September 14, 2008, 04:19:47 PM
Jake Gyllenhaal = Stick Freedom Palin

 >:(
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator
Post by: demi on September 14, 2008, 04:35:02 PM
xxxxxxxxx, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:

Mounty Bat Palin
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator
Post by: Crushed on September 14, 2008, 04:36:57 PM
MEAT NOTGAY PALIN

 :american :american :american
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator
Post by: Eric P on September 14, 2008, 04:50:32 PM
Crunk Petrol Palin


best name ever
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 14, 2008, 04:50:53 PM
Halter Grasshopper Palin :lol
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 14, 2008, 04:57:30 PM
Quote from: ParticleReality on September 14, 2008, 04:55:36 PM

Barack Obama, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:

Tarp Lazer Palin

Who knows, Tarp Lazer Palin you just might be president one day!

TARP LAZER / JOE BIDEN FOR OFFICE!

Joe Biden? You mean Beans Harpoon Palin, right?
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator
Post by: TVC15 on September 14, 2008, 05:50:32 PM

Soup Landmine Palin
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator
Post by: cloudwalking on September 14, 2008, 06:14:53 PM
i got the best one:

Pistol Tanker Palin

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Sarah Palin has picked out an All-American set of names for her children. There's Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow, and Piper.

what the fuck? i knew about the kid named after stiff cardboard commonly used in art projects and technical drawings (bristol board (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_board)) but she named one of her kids after a branch of mathematics? this woman should be shot.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator
Post by: Positive Touch on September 14, 2008, 06:18:41 PM
Mole Valdez Pailn
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 14, 2008, 06:32:02 PM
Rot Pipeline Palin
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator
Post by: GilloD on September 14, 2008, 06:46:45 PM

Plank Castle Palin

Plank Castle sounds like a Super Mario Bros. level.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on September 14, 2008, 06:55:32 PM
I used my real name, Alex Nigro, and got...

Lock Pepper Palin

 :-\
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator
Post by: T234 on September 14, 2008, 06:59:27 PM
Quote from: Eric P on September 14, 2008, 04:50:32 PM
Crunk Petrol Palin


best name ever
T***, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:

Crunk Petrol Palin
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator
Post by: Eric P on September 14, 2008, 09:16:39 PM
well that's not my name

Title: Re: Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator
Post by: Kestastrophe on September 14, 2008, 09:20:55 PM
I typed in my cat's name and got Plop Hero Palin, lol
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 14, 2008, 09:35:12 PM
Me: Beans Harpoon Palin
Mrs. Mantra: Sport Grunt Palin
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator
Post by: Robo on September 14, 2008, 10:16:41 PM
I would be known as Trowel Ogre Palin.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator
Post by: Tucah on September 15, 2008, 12:35:14 AM
Stag Tonnage Palin
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator
Post by: xnikki118x on September 15, 2008, 02:45:39 AM
Open Aircraft Palin

And my cat would be Grill Igloo Palin.

I wonder why she picked such strange names for her kids. Maybe she hated being 1 of like 10 Sarahs in her class or something? I mean, really.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator
Post by: Eric P on September 15, 2008, 07:29:02 AM
Quote from: RoboJ on September 14, 2008, 10:16:41 PM
I would be known as Trowel Ogre Palin.

sounds like a skinny puppy side project
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator
Post by: Reb on September 15, 2008, 09:18:01 AM
Those are all Russian names.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator
Post by: lordmaji on September 15, 2008, 09:38:53 AM
Moose Roadster Palin

:lol wtf kind of name is that? :lol Nice.

"Some people call me Moose, but my biker club calls me Roadster" :P
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on September 15, 2008, 09:42:05 AM
Beans Harpoon Palin

Yes, I'm Joe Biden.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator
Post by: Tauntaun on September 15, 2008, 09:45:15 AM
Taupe Armageddon Palin

:punch
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator
Post by: Napoleonthechimp on September 15, 2008, 10:14:11 AM
Bash Budweiser Palin
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 15, 2008, 11:49:44 AM
McCain Fortress Palin

It sounds so strong
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator
Post by: Ganhyun on September 15, 2008, 12:08:33 PM
Creation Schwarzkopf Palin


wtf??? lol.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 15, 2008, 01:53:51 PM
Bush Gator Palin

I like it.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on September 15, 2008, 02:55:29 PM
Gripper Carom Palin

Carom?  WTF is Carom?
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator
Post by: Eric P on September 15, 2008, 03:16:17 PM
carom n. A collision followed by a rebound. A shot in billiards in which the cue ball successively strikes two other balls.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator
Post by: Tieno on September 15, 2008, 03:34:17 PM
Trowel Ogre Palin

Ogre!!!
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator
Post by: drohne on September 15, 2008, 04:14:36 PM
Blaster Commando Palin

great, now i want to be adopted. which adds an incestuous tinge to my already fucked-up palin fantasies
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator
Post by: Robo on September 15, 2008, 11:39:51 PM
Quote from: Tieno on September 15, 2008, 03:34:17 PM
Trowel Ogre Palin

Ogre!!!

We have the same name! :o
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator
Post by: BlackMage on September 15, 2008, 11:44:51 PM
Dopey Chinstrap Palin
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 15, 2008, 11:49:50 PM
Putting in Molotov, I got Shank Piston Palin.


Shank Piston.  :lol