THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on September 15, 2008, 09:46:23 PM
-
[youtube=425,350]RigUfNqmH_c[/youtube]
BLACK MAN vs WHITE MAN
-
Looks like shit. Lots of media based on black people is shit these days.
What happened to my precious stuff like Roots and Friday? :'(
-
I don't think you understand the brilliance of this suburban thriller. You see, at first, you think he's just a bad neighbor - but he's actually a COP.
-
why didn't any producers come up with this idea shortly after the OJ triail/LA riots? missed opportunity, plus younger Jackson= :bow
-
This looks like the comedy event of the year!
-
This looks like the comedy event of the year!
I think I'm going to go see this. :lol
-
(http://cdn1.gamepro.com/article_img/gamepro/166468-16-1.jpg)
"I'M THE POLICE, YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT I SAY!"
-
kid shut the fuck up
-
I saw the trailer for this like last year it seems. This movie has taken FOREVER to come out.
-
This looks pretty damn good and I really wish Jackson's character would win. Not because he's right(he isn't), but because when Samuel L. Jackson winds, everybody wins. Motherfucker. He's one of the greatest actors of all time with a incredibly detailed resume. I enjoy him so much that I named my dog after him, my fucking dog son.
If you don't like Samuel L. Jackson, fuck you. You deserve to die and I hope you burn in hell, bitch ass motherfuckers.
I'd hate Jackson if it wasn't for Pulp Fiction.
-
lulz
-
The only thing amazing about Jumper is that I paid good money to rent that thing. :(
-
Jackson was completely overshadowed by Hayden Christensen and the kid from Billy Elliot just completely douching it up all over the screen. Sam L looked like he just wanted to cash the paycheck and get out of that crap.
-
This looks pretty damn good and I really wish Jackson's character would win. Not because he's right(he isn't), but because when Samuel L. Jackson winds, everybody wins. Motherfucker. He's one of the greatest actors of all time with a incredibly detailed resume. I enjoy him so much that I named my dog after him, my fucking dog son.
If you don't like Samuel L. Jackson, fuck you. You deserve to die and I hope you burn in hell, bitch ass motherfuckers.
I'd hate Jackson if it wasn't for Pulp Fiction.
That's funny, Pulp Fiction is the reason I hate him.
-
a PG-13 Sam Jackson movie.
Yeah, I don't see how there could be anything bad about that.
16 years ago, this movie came out with Kurt Russell, Ray Fucking Scary Lliotta, and a briefly nude Madeline Stowe, and it ruled.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ed/Unlawful_Entry.jpg)
and it was R-rated. None of this namby pamby, coddling to teenagers BS. Lakeview Terrace will almost certainly suck (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screen_Gems#Screen_Gems_films), and probably end Neil LaBute's career as a studio filmmaker.
-
The Wicker Man was the funniest film I've seen in ages.
-
I'm completely annoyed by movie trailers that start with the main character enjoying what seems to be an idyllic suburban life before it gets disturbed.
They might as well just tell me up front I won't care about the protagonist at all.
-
But you see, Mandark, in this one his wife is black!
-
"We're homeowners! SQUEAL!"
If this is part of a plot to make Nic Cage's quest to clear his ancestor's name in the assassination of Abe Lincoln look like sound and compelling motivation, then kudos to the plotters.
On the same note:
[youtube=425,350]w96aZhrK28w[/youtube]
And what's with the premise of this new Shia LeBeouf movie? These Hollywood studios need to get offa my lawn.
-
While I'm not an admin, we could achieve roughly the same results by having Eric P send you some drugs.
-
The pharmacy discount for Icons is pretty significant. We're the REAL party of change.
-
The pharmacy discount for Icons is pretty significant. We're the REAL party of change.
I'm guessing this discount doesn't apply to Canadian icons. :maf
-
I don't know if you actually qualify as a real Icon. You're kind of like, on a student visa or something.
-
I don't know if you actually qualify as a real Icon. You're kind of like, on a student visa or something.
What's with the adjective "real" before the word "Icon"? This sounds like a way to cheat me out of the drugs I so desperately need.
-
Listen, sometimes, you've got to roll the hard six. You know what I mean?
-
I think I've got a hard six!
-
according to demi it's a hard five.
-
While I'm not an admin, we could achieve roughly the same results by having Eric P send you some drugs.
i wouldn't call them drugs.
i would call them...inexpensive psychiatry.
-
Looks quite a bit like Unlawful Entry. Unlawful Entry wins hands down. Kurt Russell and Ray Liotta as the psycho cop put it over the edge.
-
Listen, sometimes, you've got to roll the hard six. You know what I mean?
I think I've got a hard six!
according to demi it's a hard five.
:rofl You guys are fucking killing me today.
-
I think I've got a hard six!
(http://www.malul.com/images/mooninites.png)
I could sex up PR's ear if you want. :hump
-
What? You stay away from my ears.
I'll give you a sonic upgrade boo. Tauntaun juice makes you're hearing better. :tophat
Edit: poor grammar :(
-
What? You stay away from my ears.
I'll give you a sonic upgrade boo. Tauntaun juice makes your hearing better. :tophat
No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
You'll goto Jail!
Not if I don't enter, I could just shoot it in from across the room. I went to cum-shot sniper school.
-
I saw the trailer for this like last year it seems. This movie has taken FOREVER to come out.
I saw this trailer before Pineapple Express. It was fucking awesome.
[youtube=425,350]GTkSKf_ClxI[/youtube]
:rofl
-
I love in the commercial, how the white dude is all like "OH MY GOD YOU SCARED ME" when Samuel L. peeks his head through the shrubbery and its implied that the Jackson took it as a racist response being scared by a black man. lol
-
I love in the commercial, how the white dude is all like "OH MY GOD YOU SCARED ME" when Samuel L. peeks his head through the shrubbery and its implied that the Jackson took it as a racist response being scared by a black man. lol
(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/1/12/A_dream_come_true_for_both_parties.png)
-
I love in the commercial, how the white dude is all like "OH MY GOD YOU SCARED ME" when Samuel L. peeks his head through the shrubbery and its implied that the Jackson took it as a racist response being scared by a black man. lol
Only in reality, Samuel L Jackson's character is the racist.
Oh and I totally want to fuck Kerry Washington.
Are there any motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane? :-*
-
His new movie Lakeview Terrace apparently has a big bachelor party scene with three strippers in it. Unfortunately Sam tells ShowBizSpy, “But it is a PG movie, so there aren't any titties. We have three strippers at the party, and none of them have their top off.” It’s not just that they don’t show any nudity, apparently there’s not even any implied nudity. Sam complains, “How does that work? I'm like, come on! You could show the girl from the back, with her back bare. At least it gives a sense that she was naked. You can't just show them in their bras and panties. You have forty drunken cops in a house with three strippers? And nobody is naked? I don't f***ing think so!”
:lol
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2097/2406025046_13b925a5e3.jpg)
"I'm tired of these motherfucking bras on my motherfucking strippers!"