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Title: Lakeview Terrace looks like the greatest film ever
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 15, 2008, 09:46:23 PM
[youtube=425,350]RigUfNqmH_c[/youtube]

BLACK MAN vs WHITE MAN
Title: Re: Lakeview Terrace looks like the greatest film ever
Post by: Greatness Gone on September 15, 2008, 09:48:02 PM
Looks like shit. Lots of media based on black people is shit these days.

What happened to my precious stuff like Roots and Friday?  :'(
Title: Re: Lakeview Terrace looks like the greatest film ever
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 15, 2008, 09:49:22 PM
I don't think you understand the brilliance of this suburban thriller.  You see, at first, you think he's just a bad neighbor - but he's actually a COP.
Title: Re: Lakeview Terrace looks like the greatest film ever
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 15, 2008, 09:50:49 PM
why didn't any producers come up with this idea shortly after the OJ triail/LA riots? missed opportunity, plus younger Jackson= :bow
Title: Re: Lakeview Terrace looks like the greatest film ever
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 15, 2008, 09:53:07 PM
This looks like the comedy event of the year!
Title: Re: Lakeview Terrace looks like the greatest film ever
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 15, 2008, 09:53:42 PM
This looks like the comedy event of the year!

I think I'm going to go see this. :lol
Title: Re: Lakeview Terrace looks like the greatest film ever
Post by: fistfulofmetal on September 15, 2008, 10:05:05 PM
(http://cdn1.gamepro.com/article_img/gamepro/166468-16-1.jpg)

"I'M THE POLICE, YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT I SAY!"
Title: Re: Lakeview Terrace looks like the greatest film ever
Post by: Positive Touch on September 15, 2008, 10:29:13 PM
kid shut the fuck up
Title: Re: Lakeview Terrace looks like the greatest film ever
Post by: FatalT on September 15, 2008, 10:31:56 PM
I saw the trailer for this like last year it seems. This movie has taken FOREVER to come out.
Title: Re: Lakeview Terrace looks like the greatest film ever
Post by: Greatness Gone on September 15, 2008, 10:32:59 PM
This looks pretty damn good and I really wish Jackson's character would win. Not because he's right(he isn't), but because when Samuel L. Jackson winds, everybody wins. Motherfucker.  He's one of the greatest actors of all time with a incredibly detailed resume. I enjoy him so much that I named my dog after him, my fucking dog son.

If you don't like Samuel L. Jackson, fuck you. You deserve to die and I hope you burn in hell, bitch ass motherfuckers.

I'd hate Jackson if it wasn't for Pulp Fiction.
Title: Re: Lakeview Terrace looks like the greatest film ever
Post by: Greatness Gone on September 15, 2008, 10:34:52 PM
lulz
Title: Re: Lakeview Terrace looks like the greatest film ever
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 15, 2008, 10:36:46 PM
The only thing amazing about Jumper is that I paid good money to rent that thing.  :(
Title: Re: Lakeview Terrace looks like the greatest film ever
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 15, 2008, 10:48:05 PM
Jackson was completely overshadowed by Hayden Christensen and the kid from Billy Elliot just completely douching it up all over the screen. Sam L looked like he just wanted to cash the paycheck and get out of that crap.
Title: Re: Lakeview Terrace looks like the greatest film ever
Post by: Oblivion on September 15, 2008, 11:00:24 PM
This looks pretty damn good and I really wish Jackson's character would win. Not because he's right(he isn't), but because when Samuel L. Jackson winds, everybody wins. Motherfucker.  He's one of the greatest actors of all time with a incredibly detailed resume. I enjoy him so much that I named my dog after him, my fucking dog son.

If you don't like Samuel L. Jackson, fuck you. You deserve to die and I hope you burn in hell, bitch ass motherfuckers.

I'd hate Jackson if it wasn't for Pulp Fiction.

That's funny, Pulp Fiction is the reason I hate him.
Title: Re: Lakeview Terrace looks like the greatest film ever
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on September 16, 2008, 12:58:15 AM
a PG-13 Sam Jackson movie.
Yeah, I don't see how there could be anything bad about that.

16 years ago, this movie came out with Kurt Russell, Ray Fucking Scary Lliotta, and a briefly nude Madeline Stowe, and it ruled.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ed/Unlawful_Entry.jpg)

and it was R-rated.  None of this namby pamby, coddling to teenagers BS.  Lakeview Terrace will almost certainly suck (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screen_Gems#Screen_Gems_films), and probably end Neil LaBute's career as a studio filmmaker.
Title: Re: Lakeview Terrace looks like the greatest film ever
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 16, 2008, 01:10:32 AM
The Wicker Man was the funniest film I've seen in ages.
Title: Re: Lakeview Terrace looks like the greatest film ever
Post by: Mandark on September 16, 2008, 01:26:38 AM
I'm completely annoyed by movie trailers that start with the main character enjoying what seems to be an idyllic suburban life before it gets disturbed.

They might as well just tell me up front I won't care about the protagonist at all.
Title: Re: Lakeview Terrace looks like the greatest film ever
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 16, 2008, 01:30:13 AM
But you see, Mandark, in this one his wife is black!
Title: Re: Lakeview Terrace looks like the greatest film ever
Post by: Mandark on September 16, 2008, 01:35:00 AM
"We're homeowners!  SQUEAL!"

If this is part of a plot to make Nic Cage's quest to clear his ancestor's name in the assassination of Abe Lincoln look like sound and compelling motivation, then kudos to the plotters.


On the same note:

[youtube=425,350]w96aZhrK28w[/youtube]


And what's with the premise of this new Shia LeBeouf movie?  These Hollywood studios need to get offa my lawn.
Title: Re: Lakeview Terrace looks like the greatest film ever
Post by: Mandark on September 16, 2008, 01:42:37 AM
While I'm not an admin, we could achieve roughly the same results by having Eric P send you some drugs.
Title: Re: Lakeview Terrace looks like the greatest film ever
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 16, 2008, 01:47:31 AM
The pharmacy discount for Icons is pretty significant.  We're the REAL party of change.
Title: Re: Lakeview Terrace looks like the greatest film ever
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 16, 2008, 01:51:01 AM
The pharmacy discount for Icons is pretty significant.  We're the REAL party of change.

I'm guessing this discount doesn't apply to Canadian icons.  :maf
Title: Re: Lakeview Terrace looks like the greatest film ever
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 16, 2008, 01:51:57 AM
I don't know if you actually qualify as a real Icon.  You're kind of like, on a student visa or something.
Title: Re: Lakeview Terrace looks like the greatest film ever
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 16, 2008, 01:54:53 AM
I don't know if you actually qualify as a real Icon.  You're kind of like, on a student visa or something.

What's with the adjective "real" before the word "Icon"? This sounds like a way to cheat me out of the drugs I so desperately need.
Title: Re: Lakeview Terrace looks like the greatest film ever
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 16, 2008, 01:59:24 AM
Listen, sometimes, you've got to roll the hard six.  You know what I mean?
Title: Re: Lakeview Terrace looks like the greatest film ever
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 16, 2008, 02:06:39 AM
I think I've got a hard six!
Title: Re: Lakeview Terrace looks like the greatest film ever
Post by: Eric P on September 16, 2008, 07:33:11 AM
according to demi it's a hard five.
Title: Re: Lakeview Terrace looks like the greatest film ever
Post by: Eric P on September 16, 2008, 07:33:34 AM
While I'm not an admin, we could achieve roughly the same results by having Eric P send you some drugs.

i wouldn't call them drugs.

i would call them...inexpensive psychiatry.
Title: Re: Lakeview Terrace looks like the greatest film ever
Post by: Cravis on September 16, 2008, 11:40:31 AM
Looks quite a bit like Unlawful Entry. Unlawful Entry wins hands down. Kurt Russell and Ray Liotta as the psycho cop put it over the edge.
Title: Re: Lakeview Terrace looks like the greatest film ever
Post by: muckhole on September 16, 2008, 01:45:03 PM
Listen, sometimes, you've got to roll the hard six.  You know what I mean?

I think I've got a hard six!

according to demi it's a hard five.

 :rofl You guys are fucking killing me today.
Title: Re: Lakeview Terrace looks like the greatest film ever
Post by: Tauntaun on September 16, 2008, 02:46:22 PM
I think I've got a hard six!

(http://www.malul.com/images/mooninites.png)


I could sex up PR's ear if you want. :hump
Title: Re: Lakeview Terrace looks like the greatest film ever
Post by: Tauntaun on September 16, 2008, 03:42:52 PM
What? You stay away from my ears.

I'll give you a sonic upgrade boo.  Tauntaun juice makes you're hearing better. :tophat


Edit: poor grammar  :(
Title: Re: Lakeview Terrace looks like the greatest film ever
Post by: Tauntaun on September 16, 2008, 03:48:39 PM
What? You stay away from my ears.

I'll give you a sonic upgrade boo.  Tauntaun juice makes your hearing better. :tophat

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You'll goto Jail!

Not if I don't enter, I could just shoot it in from across the room.  I went to cum-shot sniper school.
Title: Re: Lakeview Terrace looks like the greatest film ever
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on September 16, 2008, 03:48:43 PM
I saw the trailer for this like last year it seems. This movie has taken FOREVER to come out.
I saw this trailer before Pineapple Express. It was fucking awesome.

[youtube=425,350]GTkSKf_ClxI[/youtube]
:rofl
Title: Re: Lakeview Terrace looks like the greatest film ever
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 16, 2008, 04:10:18 PM
I love in the commercial, how the white dude is all like "OH MY GOD YOU SCARED ME" when Samuel L. peeks his head through the shrubbery and its implied that the Jackson took it as a racist response being scared by a black man. lol
Title: Re: Lakeview Terrace looks like the greatest film ever
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on September 16, 2008, 04:20:12 PM
I love in the commercial, how the white dude is all like "OH MY GOD YOU SCARED ME" when Samuel L. peeks his head through the shrubbery and its implied that the Jackson took it as a racist response being scared by a black man. lol
(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/1/12/A_dream_come_true_for_both_parties.png)
Title: Re: Lakeview Terrace looks like the greatest film ever
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on September 16, 2008, 05:04:06 PM
I love in the commercial, how the white dude is all like "OH MY GOD YOU SCARED ME" when Samuel L. peeks his head through the shrubbery and its implied that the Jackson took it as a racist response being scared by a black man. lol

Only in reality, Samuel L Jackson's character is the racist.

Oh and I totally want to fuck Kerry Washington.
Are there any motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane?  :-*
Title: Re: Lakeview Terrace looks like the greatest film ever
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 16, 2008, 06:04:51 PM
Quote
His new movie Lakeview Terrace apparently has a big bachelor party scene with three strippers in it. Unfortunately Sam tells ShowBizSpy, “But it is a PG movie, so there aren't any titties. We have three strippers at the party, and none of them have their top off.” It’s not just that they don’t show any nudity, apparently there’s not even any implied nudity. Sam complains, “How does that work? I'm like, come on! You could show the girl from the back, with her back bare. At least it gives a sense that she was naked. You can't just show them in their bras and panties. You have forty drunken cops in a house with three strippers? And nobody is naked? I don't f***ing think so!”

 :lol

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2097/2406025046_13b925a5e3.jpg)

"I'm tired of these motherfucking bras on my motherfucking strippers!"