Man, how am I supposed to throw you down on your bed and rape you if you have bedbugs? Fucking shit, man.
I thought you were sleeping on the floor! For real, though, I think you just might be cursed.
I thought you were sleeping on the floor! For real, though, I think you just might be cursed.
No, we finally got a mattress on Saturday. But seriously.
I thought you were sleeping on the floor! For real, though, I think you just might be cursed.
No, we finally got a mattress on Saturday. But seriously.
Does your wife have the bite marks too?
I thought you were sleeping on the floor! For real, though, I think you just might be cursed.
No, we finally got a mattress on Saturday. But seriously.
Does your wife have the bite marks too?
All bedbugs mate via a process termed traumatic insemination.[2][3][4] Instead of inserting their genitalia into the female's reproductive tract as is typical in copulation, males instead pierce females with hypodermic genitalia and ejaculate into the body cavity
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All bedbugs mate via a process termed traumatic insemination.[2][3][4] Instead of inserting their genitalia into the female's reproductive tract as is typical in copulation, males instead pierce females with hypodermic genitalia and ejaculate into the body cavity
:hump :hump :humpQuoteAll bedbugs mate via a process termed traumatic insemination.[2][3][4] Instead of inserting their genitalia into the female's reproductive tract as is typical in copulation, males instead pierce females with hypodermic genitalia and ejaculate into the body cavity
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Remarkably, in the genus Afrocimex both males and females possess functional external paragenitalia, and males have been found with copulatory scars and the ejaculate of other males in their haemolymph. There is a widespread misbelief that males inseminated by other males will in turn pass the sperm of both themselves and their assailants onto females with whom they mate.[10] While it is true that males are known to mate with and inject sperm into other males, there is however no evidence to suggest that this sperm ever fertilizes females inseminated by the victims of such acts.[3]
Use some flea preventative, like Advantage or Frontline!
Use some flea preventative, like Advantage or Frontline!
Make sure you put it on the back of your neck, so you can't lick it off. Tauntaun can still get to it there though.
I think that's a great suggestion for the eb calendar shoot.
I have much less acne and have gotten more handsome in the interim, otherwise it could have been taken yesterday. Also, that "Jack Bauer Power Hour" sharpie tattoo took forever to come off.
Oh, this is a good story. So someone like did it in huge block letters a few hours later with a magnum sharpie. The next morning I had sex with this girl, but she was on her way to a job interview, so she had on her little "fuck me/hire me" dress and didn't want to take it off. Whatever, baby. Anyway, long story short, her dress was like. SMEARED with sharpie afterwards.
God, college was fun, but I don't think I'd do it again.
I have much less acne and have gotten more handsome in the interim, otherwise it could have been taken yesterday. Also, that "Jack Bauer Power Hour" sharpie tattoo took forever to come off.
Oh, this is a good story. So someone like did it in huge block letters a few hours later with a magnum sharpie. The next morning I had sex with this girl, but she was on her way to a job interview, so she had on her little "fuck me/hire me" dress and didn't want to take it off. Whatever, baby. Anyway, long story short, her dress was like. SMEARED with sharpie afterwards.
God, college was fun, but I don't think I'd do it again.
i think your wife would be upset if you tried