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Title: I just sat through a 100 minute abortion that was caught on film: The Descent
Post by: Ecrofirt on August 05, 2006, 08:50:08 PM
Jesus fuck this film was bad.

If you enjoyed this, you need your fucking head checked.
Title: Re: I just sat through a 100 minute abortion that was caught on film: The Descen
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 05, 2006, 09:01:56 PM
This movie is being hyped like fuck, but god dammit: it doesn't look interesting. Is it just another blood splattering mush mess?
Title: Re: I just sat through a 100 minute abortion that was caught on film: The Descen
Post by: Ecrofirt on August 05, 2006, 09:06:58 PM
It's just a piece of shit all the way around. GAF suckered me into seeing it.

The first half is a cave exploring adventure documentary, the second half is a not-scary-at-all monster in the dark movie with cheap, ineffective scares.
Title: Re: I just sat through a 100 minute abortion that was caught on film: The Descen
Post by: heavy liquid on August 05, 2006, 09:15:02 PM
That's exactly how I felt after I saw The Hills Have Eyes, which I saw for free and still managed to feel ripped-off.
Title: Re: I just sat through a 100 minute abortion that was caught on film: The Descen
Post by: Ecrofirt on August 05, 2006, 09:16:15 PM
That's exactly how I felt after I saw The Hills Have Eyes, which I saw for free and still managed to feel ripped-off.

I wanted to get up and walk out of the theater today several times, but I didn't because I couldn't tell if my friend was enjoying the 'film' or not.
Title: Re: I just sat through a 100 minute abortion that was caught on film: The Descen
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 05, 2006, 09:23:13 PM
SCARIEST MOVIE SINCE ALIENS!

Lol ok IGN
Title: Re: I just sat through a 100 minute abortion that was caught on film: The Descen
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 05, 2006, 10:54:18 PM
Shit, I was planning on seeing this too  >:(

GAF and CHUD overhype ftl  :'(
Title: Re: I just sat through a 100 minute abortion that was caught on film: The Descen
Post by: enjoy bell woods on August 06, 2006, 01:37:57 AM
Yeah, it sucked. It's not that gory either.
Title: Re: I just sat through a 100 minute abortion that was caught on film: The Descen
Post by: Unison on August 06, 2006, 01:40:18 AM
The first half, before monsters show up, was scary (I love the claustrophobic cave stuff), but after that it turns to generic peek a boo shit.