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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on September 18, 2008, 04:57:20 PM

Title: I kinda have a crush on Alan from Apartment 3-G
Post by: TVC15 on September 18, 2008, 04:57:20 PM
(http://i35.tinypic.com/2j1szm1.jpg)

There's just something about someone that looks like a typical, clean cut, handsome soap strip character that just happens to be a total junkie.  I'd take him to the fuck dumpster.
Title: Re: I kinda have a crush on Alan from Apartment 3-G
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 18, 2008, 05:02:24 PM
much better than the regular strip
Title: Re: I kinda have a crush on Alan from Apartment 3-G
Post by: TVC15 on September 18, 2008, 05:05:59 PM
(http://i36.tinypic.com/2qnmm3t.gif)

He's so deep and dreamy.
Title: Re: I kinda have a crush on Alan from Apartment 3-G
Post by: Yeti on September 19, 2008, 12:25:07 AM
(http://joshreads.com/images/08/09/i080916apt3g.jpg)

You know, it's kind of sad that the soap strips are funnier than the actual comedy strips.
Title: Re: I kinda have a crush on Alan from Apartment 3-G
Post by: Robo on September 19, 2008, 12:30:18 AM
here's tomorrow's:

(http://i33.tinypic.com/dpijus.gif)
Title: Re: I kinda have a crush on Alan from Apartment 3-G
Post by: Robo on September 19, 2008, 12:45:51 AM
I'm waiting for the big moment where it's revealed that they've been talking about marijuana all along.  You know it's coming.
Title: Re: I kinda have a crush on Alan from Apartment 3-G
Post by: Tauntaun on September 19, 2008, 03:13:12 PM
Quote from: RoboJ on September 19, 2008, 12:30:18 AM
here's tomorrow's:

(http://i33.tinypic.com/dpijus.gif)

:rofl  His expression in the last panel is totally "whhhaaaatttt?"
Title: Re: I kinda have a crush on Alan from Apartment 3-G
Post by: Bildi on September 19, 2008, 07:10:19 PM
I have a crush on Alan from Boston Legal.

(http://i35.tinypic.com/2ewk70l.jpg)

:heartbeat
Title: Re: I kinda have a crush on Alan from Apartment 3-G
Post by: TVC15 on September 22, 2008, 04:59:11 AM
NO YOU WHORES, STOP TEASING ME!

(http://i36.tinypic.com/ru5onr.gif)

IS HE ALIVE OR DEAD; HAS HE THOUGHTS WITHIN HIS HEAD?
Title: Re: I kinda have a crush on Alan from Apartment 3-G
Post by: TVC15 on September 23, 2008, 12:23:40 PM
(http://i35.tinypic.com/25ez7kx.gif)

YES now things are moving.
Title: Re: I kinda have a crush on Alan from Apartment 3-G
Post by: Crushed on September 23, 2008, 12:26:26 PM
(http://i33.tinypic.com/ci5o1.png)
Title: Re: I kinda have a crush on Alan from Apartment 3-G
Post by: Don Flamenco on September 23, 2008, 12:38:49 PM
:lol  :lol   "you need to be more specific"

wtf is this comic?   
Title: Re: I kinda have a crush on Alan from Apartment 3-G
Post by: Robo on September 23, 2008, 07:58:18 PM
That's an alteration.  The original from the 20th:

(http://i37.tinypic.com/24grnzo.gif)
Title: Re: I kinda have a crush on Alan from Apartment 3-G
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 23, 2008, 08:09:55 PM
Quote from: RoboJ on September 23, 2008, 07:58:18 PM
That's an alteration.  The original from the 20th:

(http://i37.tinypic.com/24grnzo.gif)

wait, this drug arc is actually real? I assumed it was fake  :lol
Title: Re: I kinda have a crush on Alan from Apartment 3-G
Post by: Robo on September 23, 2008, 08:12:04 PM
Oh it's totally real.  And totally awesome.  Alan has been fiendin' for months.
Title: Re: I kinda have a crush on Alan from Apartment 3-G
Post by: pilonv1 on September 23, 2008, 08:17:06 PM
i find it hilarious how often they keep saying dope.
Title: Re: I kinda have a crush on Alan from Apartment 3-G
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 23, 2008, 08:30:34 PM
Quote from: pilonv1 on September 23, 2008, 08:17:06 PM
i find it hilarious how often they keep saying dope.

I hope the oldsters are able to follow all this street lingo!
Title: Re: I kinda have a crush on Alan from Apartment 3-G
Post by: Yeti on September 24, 2008, 02:56:40 AM
We haven't had a storyline in the comics this awesome since the great Aldo storyline of '06.
Title: Re: I kinda have a crush on Alan from Apartment 3-G
Post by: TVC15 on September 24, 2008, 04:02:45 AM
I SPEED home at like 90 mph (thanks, Honda Civic!) from the Nick Cave concert to discover that, NO IT'S ALL TRUE!!!!

(http://i38.tinypic.com/kedmie.gif)

THIS IS SO SHOCKING THAT TOMMIE HAS DEFORMED HER HANDS IN SHOCK IN PANEL THREE!

THIS IS IT, KIDS!  THIS IS IT!  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Title: Re: I kinda have a crush on Alan from Apartment 3-G
Post by: Don Flamenco on September 24, 2008, 09:37:04 AM
You mess with dope, you meet the gun, Alan!
Title: Re: I kinda have a crush on Alan from Apartment 3-G
Post by: Tauntaun on September 24, 2008, 10:20:10 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on September 24, 2008, 04:02:45 AM
(http://i38.tinypic.com/kedmie.gif)

:lol  Her expression, so great.
Title: Re: I kinda have a crush on Alan from Apartment 3-G
Post by: Yeti on September 24, 2008, 12:08:57 PM
Holy shit, he's DEAD?!?!  :o I was expecting some long drawn out hospital bed-laden recovery/redemption arc, where Alan looks back on his life with regret and goes on the straight and narrow.


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RIP Alan.  :'( You're abusing substances with God and Aldo now.
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Title: Re: I kinda have a crush on Alan from Apartment 3-G
Post by: TVC15 on September 24, 2008, 12:46:03 PM
I dunno, they still have wiggle room to get out of this, right?  I mean, we haven't seen the body yet, and we haven't actually seen Alan get shot.
Title: Re: I kinda have a crush on Alan from Apartment 3-G
Post by: Yeti on September 24, 2008, 02:48:16 PM
Well at any rate there is a dead body in the morgue. Maybe Alan got lucky and managed to wrest the gun from his bald assailant, killing him instead?? We can only hope.
Title: Re: I kinda have a crush on Alan from Apartment 3-G
Post by: muckhole on September 24, 2008, 03:47:36 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on September 24, 2008, 12:46:03 PM
I dunno, they still have wiggle room to get out of this, right?  I mean, we haven't seen the body yet, and we haven't actually seen Alan get shot.

Yeah, he's totally not dead. If anyone is, it'll be Ray found dead at the scene after a struggle. Alan fled the scene in a panic, and Ray has no ID on him. That's my guess.
Title: Re: I kinda have a crush on Alan from Apartment 3-G
Post by: Brehvolution on September 24, 2008, 05:03:05 PM
When she gets to the morgue, the doctor hold up the bag of dope hidden in his ass.

Ray vindicated.
Title: Re: I kinda have a crush on Alan from Apartment 3-G
Post by: pilonv1 on September 24, 2008, 08:40:28 PM
Quote from: muckhole on September 24, 2008, 03:47:36 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on September 24, 2008, 12:46:03 PM
I dunno, they still have wiggle room to get out of this, right?  I mean, we haven't seen the body yet, and we haven't actually seen Alan get shot.

Yeah, he's totally not dead. If anyone is, it'll be Ray found dead at the scene after a struggle. Alan fled the scene in a panic, and Ray has no ID on him. That's my guess.

This is what I thought. She'll get down there and there will be a dead bald dude to identify.
Title: Re: I kinda have a crush on Alan from Apartment 3-G
Post by: Robo on September 24, 2008, 09:05:01 PM
I doubt Alan is dead.  How is a junkie like Ray gonna hit anything with that pistol during a forward lunge?  From all I can gather, he's shooting right into his left hand.
Title: Re: I kinda have a crush on Alan from Apartment 3-G
Post by: TVC15 on September 25, 2008, 01:24:13 AM
(http://i33.tinypic.com/2a5xh6p.gif)

STOP TEASING!!!
Title: Re: I kinda have a crush on Alan from Apartment 3-G
Post by: Crushed on September 26, 2008, 03:08:19 AM
(http://i34.tinypic.com/29y5ll3.gif)

just keep dangling that shit
Title: Re: I kinda have a crush on Alan from Apartment 3-G
Post by: TVC15 on September 26, 2008, 03:09:58 AM
They've been teasing for too long, which means that it can't actually be Alan that died.  And Alan will use this experience to help him quit drugs.
Title: Re: I kinda have a crush on Alan from Apartment 3-G
Post by: Crushed on September 29, 2008, 01:37:08 AM
AND THEY GO TO THE MORGUE...

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i34.tinypic.com/2nid0dc.gif)

BITCH IS DEAD
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Title: Re: I kinda have a crush on Alan from Apartment 3-G
Post by: TVC15 on September 29, 2008, 01:44:48 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JUST WHEN I FOUND LOVE!
Title: Re: I kinda have a crush on Alan from Apartment 3-G
Post by: Crushed on September 29, 2008, 01:48:36 AM
Unless he tore off his scalp and transplanted his golden well-combed junkie locks onto the dead Ray's head. Since the faces are all the same, no one could tell the difference!

Now he's released from the pressures of an artist's life, and free to abuse cough syrup DOPE for the rest of his life.
Title: Re: I kinda have a crush on Alan from Apartment 3-G
Post by: Crushed on September 29, 2008, 01:56:18 AM
oh shit i just found the one from yesterday  :lol

(http://i34.tinypic.com/zoajqg.gif)

"Oh."
Title: Re: I kinda have a crush on Alan from Apartment 3-G
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on September 29, 2008, 02:05:34 AM
nooooooo