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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Human Snorenado on November 22, 2006, 11:50:48 PM

Title: Wednesday Night Special! Drunk Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 22, 2006, 11:50:48 PM
So, due to pre-Holiday jitters I found myself dragged away from VP2 out to ye olde bar in order to drink 2 pitchers of beer and a couple of shots, but hallelujah!  Thanks to the fact that I knew the bartendress, she asked me for like $5 and told me she just didn't run a tab for me.  Cool, huh?  Pays to be an alkie sometimes.

Anyone else drinking tonite?
Title: Re: Wednesday Night Special! Drunk Thread
Post by: rocketman on November 22, 2006, 11:51:10 PM
Who the fuck cares, it's PD day.
Title: Re: Wednesday Night Special! Drunk Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 22, 2006, 11:51:45 PM
Who the fuck cares, it's PD day.

I will fight you and win, sir.
Title: Re: Wednesday Night Special! Drunk Thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 22, 2006, 11:52:03 PM
Who the fuck cares, it's PD day.
:bow
Title: Re: Wednesday Night Special! Drunk Thread
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 22, 2006, 11:52:55 PM
(http://opa-ages.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/checryy2ik.gif)
Title: Re: Wednesday Night Special! Drunk Thread
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 22, 2006, 11:57:01 PM
I have a six-pack of Droptop amber ale and a small bottle of Maredsous DARK BRUNE to keep me company on this pre-Fuck the Injuns Give 'Em Smallpox evening.

booze. AoE3. Gonna run those Iroquois pussies down with my elite Dutch carabineers. Hoo haw!
Title: Re: Wednesday Night Special! Drunk Thread
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 22, 2006, 11:58:40 PM
Why have Dark Brune when you can have Dark Shake? :-*
Title: Re: Wednesday Night Special! Drunk Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 22, 2006, 11:59:17 PM
Werd, Drinky Bird.  I've got a six pack of Sweetwater 420 still chilling in the fridge, but I require something sweet to snack on now.  So I will kick my roommate until he drives me to the store, as I'm now too drunk to drive and will only get moreso that way.
Title: Re: Wednesday Night Special! Drunk Thread
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 23, 2006, 12:04:43 AM
I et too much Chinese food today, so I'm gonna hafta keep the portions small tomorrow.

But I will indeed smoke a fine bowl and drink a fine brew and remember how glad I am that I wasn't the one herded into trailer parks in the middle of Oklahoma or Idaho!
Title: Re: Wednesday Night Special! Drunk Thread
Post by: rocketman on November 23, 2006, 12:07:14 AM
When I think of those east end lights, muggy nights
The curtains drawn in the little room downstairs
Prima donna lord you really should have been there
Sitting like a princess perched in her electric chair
And it's one more beer and I don't hear you anymore
We've all gone crazy lately
My friend's out there rolling round the basement floor

And someone saved my life tonight sugar bear
You almost had your hooks in me didn't you dear
You nearly had me roped and tied
Altar-bound, hypnotized
Sweet freedom whispered in my ear
You're a butterfly
And butterflies are free to fly
Fly away, high away, bye bye

I never realized the passing hours of evening showers
A slip noose hanging in my darkest dreams
I'm strangled by your haunted social scene
Just a pawn out-played by a dominating queen
Its four o'clock in the morning
DAMN IT, LISTEN TO ME GOOD
I'M SLEEPING WITH MYSELF TONIGHT
SAVED IN TIME, THANK GOD MY MUSIC'S STILL ALIVE

And I would have walked head on into the deep end of the river
Clinging to your stocks and bonds
Paying your h.p. demands forever
They're coming in the morning with a truck to take me home
Someone saved my life tonight, someone saved my life tonight
Someone saved my life tonight, someone saved my life tonight
Someone saved my life tonight
So save your strength and run the field you play alone
Title: Re: Wednesday Night Special! Drunk Thread
Post by: mikesphat on November 23, 2006, 12:07:50 AM
im drunk... does anyone want to see some gore?
Title: Re: Wednesday Night Special! Drunk Thread
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 23, 2006, 12:08:32 AM
ys plz
Title: Re: Wednesday Night Special! Drunk Thread
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 23, 2006, 12:09:47 AM
gore ain't allowed here, fool.
Title: Re: Wednesday Night Special! Drunk Thread
Post by: mikesphat on November 23, 2006, 12:12:22 AM
gore isnt allowed?! wtf!  :o
Title: Re: Wednesday Night Special! Drunk Thread
Post by: rocketman on November 23, 2006, 12:13:06 AM
(http://www.halifaxvet.co.nz/images/knee.jpg)

We allow knee surgeries.
Title: Re: Wednesday Night Special! Drunk Thread
Post by: Fresh Prince on November 23, 2006, 12:13:39 AM
I drank some god awful rum and coke  :-X
Title: Re: Wednesday Night Special! Drunk Thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 23, 2006, 12:15:23 AM
I'm having Dr. Pepper :hyper
Title: Re: Wednesday Night Special! Drunk Thread
Post by: rocketman on November 23, 2006, 12:15:47 AM
(http://www.toenail-fungus-treatments.com/fungus/ingrown-nail-symptoms.jpg)
(http://www.epodiatry.com/images/cp-infectedingrownweb.gif)

ALL IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!
Title: Re: Wednesday Night Special! Drunk Thread
Post by: Vizzys on November 23, 2006, 12:16:34 AM
makes me want to cut my toenails further down
Title: Re: Wednesday Night Special! Drunk Thread
Post by: mikesphat on November 23, 2006, 12:18:35 AM
gore ain't allowed here, fool.

you are going to die there is no question about that! who am i?  the killer known as mikesphat! ill just use my gun or maybe my knife... and then when i die youll be my slave in paradaise!  here i am again the mikesphat man and no one can figure out who i am! i send them clues but they always lose... and they will never find me the meanies in blue!
Title: Re: Wednesday Night Special! Drunk Thread
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 23, 2006, 12:19:02 AM
way to ruin a perfectly good drunk thread, peckerlicks.

Can we add a byline about really unpleasant images to the ToS, moderation duders? Make it comprehensive.
Title: Re: Wednesday Night Special! Drunk Thread
Post by: mikesphat on November 23, 2006, 12:23:11 AM
heh im gonna strangle you and ill slit your throat too... i love to see your blood run... thats the thing that makes me cum...
Title: Re: Wednesday Night Special! Drunk Thread
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 23, 2006, 01:07:41 AM
I would think NSFW sorta implies all it needs to. Keep images within context and within reason. I am not here to police stupid little shit, but if people insist on posting ENOUGH stupid little shit that crosses the obvious line I will have to do something about it.

Also, im not drinking till tomorrow. Gonna whiskey it up!
Title: Re: Wednesday Night Special! Drunk Thread
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 23, 2006, 01:09:40 AM
OMG TOES, THIS IS SO DISGRACEFUL, I CAN'T EVEN LOOK!!!!

C'mon. ::)
Title: Re: Wednesday Night Special! Drunk Thread
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 23, 2006, 01:11:39 AM
Did I SAY toes and knee surgeries count?

Im talking half a persons head blown away, guys cutting off their own fingers, shit like that. It's called common sense, and if anyone on this forum needs more than a few tries to figure out what they can or cannot post i'll show them the door. Use some brains.
Title: Re: Wednesday Night Special! Drunk Thread
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 23, 2006, 01:13:09 AM
(http://www.toenail-fungus-treatments.com/fungus/ingrown-nail-symptoms.jpg)
(http://www.epodiatry.com/images/cp-infectedingrownweb.gif)

ALL IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!

way to ruin a perfectly good drunk thread, peckerlicks.

Can we add a byline about really unpleasant images to the ToS, moderation duders? Make it comprehensive.

 ::)
Title: Re: Wednesday Night Special! Drunk Thread
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 23, 2006, 01:14:00 AM
Drinky isnt a mod.

However the amount of derailment in threads IS a concern.
Title: Re: Wednesday Night Special! Drunk Thread
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 23, 2006, 01:16:38 AM
Did I say I was talking about you in my post? I was just pointing out how quick some members are to call foul on things which really aren't all that out of line to begin with. I mean, toes? He's calling for a ToS revamp because pictures of toes ruined his beloved drunk thread? C'mon...
Title: Re: Wednesday Night Special! Drunk Thread
Post by: Polari on November 23, 2006, 01:19:15 AM
Kim Crawford 2005 Pinot Noir. Reduced from $18 to $12 at supermarket. I can taste why.
Title: Re: Wednesday Night Special! Drunk Thread
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 23, 2006, 01:20:37 AM
calling for a TOS revamp and GETTING a TOS revamp are two different things. The former being something you dont need to sweat.
Title: Re: Wednesday Night Special! Drunk Thread
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 23, 2006, 01:21:20 AM
I'm not sweating, lolz. I can't call out someone for being too touchy? :lol
Title: Re: Wednesday Night Special! Drunk Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 23, 2006, 01:26:08 AM
I'm not sweating, lolz. I can't call out someone for being too touchy? :lol

I dunno, I think someone getting pissed because some fucktards are screwing up my drunk thread is perfectly ok.  But then again you treat thread derailment like a witless 17 year old feces eater, so why I am not surprised that you don't see the distinction?
Title: Re: Wednesday Night Special! Drunk Thread
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 23, 2006, 01:27:13 AM
Are you saying mikesphat doesn't have a history of posting really nasty shit, Shake, and that they weren't trying to push the line here? What this forum DOESN'T need are little dipshit teenboy zapistas all tryin' to suss out exactly what they can and can't get away with. Again, I don't wanna see this place turn into Opa-Ages.

But, in the end, it's MAF's call. He's cool with it, then I'm cool widdit.
Title: Re: Wednesday Night Special! Drunk Thread
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 23, 2006, 01:27:45 AM
Feces eater? Hittin' the bottle a bit too hard, eh Triumph?
Title: Re: Wednesday Night Special! Drunk Thread
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 23, 2006, 01:28:57 AM
Well im not cool with the pics derailing a thread about alcohol, so I see a valid complaint there. It amounts to a visual representation of WA WA WE WA, but again, all of us here are guilty of thread derailment, it was the cornerstone of the first month of this forum.

We will need to collectively make an effort to stop.

And for the record, the line isn't being pushed. He either crosses it or not. His attempts just help us define more clearly for all of you where the line was ORIGINALLY set.
Title: Re: Wednesday Night Special! Drunk Thread
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 23, 2006, 01:30:09 AM
WA... WA.... WII.... WA...? ???

English motherfucker, do you so on and so forth?
Title: Re: Wednesday Night Special! Drunk Thread
Post by: Polari on November 23, 2006, 01:30:56 AM
Those toes are pretty unnecessary. :(

This wine really is awful. :(

Thread makes me sad. :(
Title: Re: Wednesday Night Special! Drunk Thread
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 23, 2006, 01:31:29 AM
Yeah, shit.bin total. :P
Title: Re: Wednesday Night Special! Drunk Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 23, 2006, 01:32:04 AM
Feces eater? Hittin' the bottle a bit too hard, eh Triumph?

Shit eater?  Dung muncher?  Poop consumer?  I dunno shitburger, take yer pick.
Title: Re: Wednesday Night Special! Drunk Thread
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 23, 2006, 01:33:02 AM
Though I must admit, feces every now and then is a delicious appetizer... :drool
Title: Re: Wednesday Night Special! Drunk Thread
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 23, 2006, 01:34:27 AM
I like how you guys have suddenly become prudes.
Title: Re: Wednesday Night Special! Drunk Thread
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 23, 2006, 01:34:40 AM
You are an unpleasant little nerdling, Shake. :punch
Title: Re: Wednesday Night Special! Drunk Thread
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 23, 2006, 01:35:43 AM
You are an unpleasant little nerdling, Shake. :punch

Why don't you ask MAF to change the ToS to "no shakes allowed"? :santocry
Title: Re: Wednesday Night Special! Drunk Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 23, 2006, 01:36:18 AM
Shake, if I had to choose between sex with a woman or hitting you with a mallet, right now I might choose to hit you with a mallet.
Title: Re: Wednesday Night Special! Drunk Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 23, 2006, 01:36:26 AM
I had 7 drunk guys packed into my car tonight. That's not even a sausagefest...I don't know what to call it
Title: Re: Wednesday Night Special! Drunk Thread
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 23, 2006, 01:36:58 AM
Shake, if I had to choose between sex with a woman or hitting you with a mallet, right now I might choose to hit you with a mallet.

Yeah, but you're drunk, so I'll let it slide. :-*
Title: Re: Wednesday Night Special! Drunk Thread
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 23, 2006, 01:37:35 AM
MAF is largely unbribable, unfortunately. :santocry

Other mods, however, are not.  :tbslol
Title: Re: Wednesday Night Special! Drunk Thread
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 23, 2006, 01:39:36 AM
Oh, poop.
Title: Re: Wednesday Night Special! Drunk Thread
Post by: xnikki118x on November 23, 2006, 02:08:18 AM
I was drunk but I'm sobering up.

Happy Thankgiving, everyone!
Title: Re: Wednesday Night Special! Drunk Thread
Post by: The Sceneman on November 23, 2006, 04:19:38 AM
Kim Crawford 2005 Pinot Noir. Reduced from $18 to $12 at supermarket. I can taste why.

yeah the Kim Crawford Pinot is lacking, but the Unoaked Chardonnay is awesome. Get that next time. Well, Its thursday night now and I just had a few of these:

(http://ratebeer.com/beerimages/9140.jpg)

Pretty good shit. Korean, apparently.
Title: Re: Wednesday Night Special! Drunk Thread
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 23, 2006, 04:25:39 AM
APPARENTLY!
Title: Re: Wednesday Night Special! Drunk Thread
Post by: The Sceneman on November 23, 2006, 11:25:04 PM
APPARENTLY!

Thats clearly what I meant