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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on September 19, 2008, 03:38:09 PM

Title: What are the odds that you personally will masturbate to Pam Grier tonight?
Post by: TVC15 on September 19, 2008, 03:38:09 PM
The world needs to know.
Title: Re: What are the odds that you personally will masturbate to Pam Grier tonight?
Post by: Reb on September 19, 2008, 03:40:02 PM
Low, I'm already done for the day.
Title: Re: What are the odds that you personally will masturbate to Pam Grier tonight?
Post by: jiji on September 19, 2008, 04:00:45 PM
I would, except I've got this queued up for tonight:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51dcl%2BvIz0L._SL500_AA240_.jpg)
Title: Re: What are the odds that you personally will masturbate to Pam Grier tonight?
Post by: Kestastrophe on September 19, 2008, 04:10:51 PM
mupepe
Title: Re: What are the odds that you personally will masturbate to Pam Grier tonight?
Post by: jobber on September 19, 2008, 04:15:21 PM
F-

Title: Re: What are the odds that you personally will masturbate to Pam Grier tonight?
Post by: Tauntaun on September 19, 2008, 04:16:44 PM
(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/SlinkyT82/cat_hippo.gif)

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Title: Re: What are the odds that you personally will masturbate to Pam Grier tonight?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on September 19, 2008, 04:24:05 PM
there is no "twice" option

poll failed
Title: Re: What are the odds that you personally will masturbate to Pam Grier tonight?
Post by: hyp on September 19, 2008, 04:34:54 PM
i'd rather masturbate to chaka khan.  she plays some mean drums.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GTHd6USvsk
Title: Re: What are the odds that you personally will masturbate to Pam Grier tonight?
Post by: bud on September 19, 2008, 04:36:43 PM
she used to look incredible in those 70s movies

iirc, she's really fat now, but i'd still do her in her jackie brown era
Title: Re: What are the odds that you personally will masturbate to Pam Grier tonight?
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on September 19, 2008, 04:38:30 PM
in her prime, I can imagine few women who were hotter.
even a queer like TVC can agree with that.
Quote from: bud on September 19, 2008, 04:36:43 PM
she used to look incredible in those 70s movies

iirc, she's really fat now, but i'd still do her in her jackie brown era
I dunno, she more then hit the standard threshold of hotness on The L Word.
Title: Re: What are the odds that you personally will masturbate to Pam Grier tonight?
Post by: jobber on September 19, 2008, 04:52:44 PM
knowing this is when i'm gonna make my mooooooooooooove

can't wait any longer and i'm feelin strongerrrrrrrrrr but OOOOH

just as I walk just a little
to the door
I can feel your emotionnnnnnnnnnn
yeah
pullin me back just a little
back to love you
OOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOO
caught up in the middle
I cry just a little
when I think of letting go
OOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO
caught up in the middle
I crrrrrrrrrrry just a little.......


when he plays piano in the daaaaaaaaaaark


Title: Re: What are the odds that you personally will masturbate to Pam Grier tonight?
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 19, 2008, 05:43:21 PM
There's no telling what I may or may not do. WILDCARD, BITCHES!
Title: Re: What are the odds that you personally will masturbate to Pam Grier tonight?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 19, 2008, 06:38:36 PM
I just watched Jackie Brown last night lol. Not bad. Seemed like a more serious QT film than his other stuff
Title: Re: What are the odds that you personally will masturbate to Pam Grier tonight?
Post by: Greatness Gone on September 19, 2008, 06:41:56 PM
The chance that I'll even masturbate tonight is basically nonexistent.
Title: Re: What are the odds that you personally will masturbate to Pam Grier tonight?
Post by: patrickula on September 19, 2008, 06:44:26 PM
This thread doesn't even have any hot pics of Pam Grier  >:(
Title: Re: What are the odds that you personally will masturbate to Pam Grier tonight?
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 19, 2008, 06:50:31 PM
Nil, cause I already had a furious session after watching Marissa Tomei's awesome titties in Before the Devil Knows Your Dead today.  I'm spent!
Title: Re: What are the odds that you personally will masturbate to Pam Grier tonight?
Post by: Mandark on September 19, 2008, 06:53:11 PM
There should be some kind of Heisenberg principle here, where by asking me the question you've already changed the odds.
Title: Re: What are the odds that you personally will masturbate to Pam Grier tonight?
Post by: hyp on September 19, 2008, 06:53:27 PM
Quote from: patrickula on September 19, 2008, 06:44:26 PM
This thread doesn't even have any hot pics of Pam Grier  >:(

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Title: Re: What are the odds that you personally will masturbate to Pam Grier tonight?
Post by: Greatness Gone on September 19, 2008, 06:55:23 PM
Quote from: hyp on September 19, 2008, 06:53:27 PM
Quote from: patrickula on September 19, 2008, 06:44:26 PM
This thread doesn't even have any hot pics of Pam Grier  >:(

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I'm going to admit something...I think boobs are only appealing on black women. They're especially gross on white women.
Title: Re: What are the odds that you personally will masturbate to Pam Grier tonight?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 19, 2008, 07:11:30 PM
White women can have great boobs but holy shit some white women have nasty, spotty skin surrounding their boobs. Same with asians. And those vein things  :-X

Which is why I prefer more exotic looking women. Brazilians and such
Title: Re: What are the odds that you personally will masturbate to Pam Grier tonight?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 19, 2008, 07:13:40 PM
Maurice showing his inexperience with the opposite sex.  That statement is pretty dumb.  You might as well have said, "They feel like a bag of sand!"

Also, I'm masturbating to Sarah Palin.
Title: Re: What are the odds that you personally will masturbate to Pam Grier tonight?
Post by: Bildi on September 19, 2008, 07:14:14 PM
Quote from: Rebiak on September 19, 2008, 03:40:02 PM
Low, I'm already done for the day.

Ahem. 

Me too.
Title: Re: What are the odds that you personally will masturbate to Pam Grier tonight?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 19, 2008, 07:15:32 PM
Quote from: Willco on September 19, 2008, 07:13:40 PM
Maurice showing his inexperience with the opposite sex.  That statement is pretty dumb.  You might as well have said, "They feel like a bag of sand!"

Also, I'm masturbating to Sarah Palin.

I prefaced the comment by saying not all white/asian women suffer from spotty/splotchy skin smh.

I might go to Deja Vu this weekend to prove my point
Title: Re: What are the odds that you personally will masturbate to Pam Grier tonight?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 19, 2008, 07:21:24 PM
Is that some kind of stupid gentleman's club?  How does the skin condition of gross strippers prove your dumb generalization?  Go sleep with some decent white and asian broads.
Title: Re: What are the odds that you personally will masturbate to Pam Grier tonight?
Post by: patrickula on September 19, 2008, 08:53:36 PM
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